*ties you up into 5 fake submission holds in 10 seconds*

*ties you up into 5 fake submission holds in 10 seconds*

>Heh, nothing personnel, Yankee wanker.

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based

The only difference between this noodle armed faggot and Orange Cassidy is one is British.

Wish he would take out like 2/3rds of his “submissions” and just keep at least the semi realistic ones.

FUCK CAPITALISM

This dude is fuckin based and he by far had the best match the other night. With Sananda. On a card that had Kenta vs. Ibushi and Tana vs. Okada.

Why doesn't he just smother people with his jiggly flabby love handles?

Delusional as fuck

Me when watching Zack Sabre Jr. put on five fake submission holds in ten seconds: "Based. Based. Based. Based. Based."

He is built like a jobber.

this guy is a faggot but Will Ospreay out faggots him by miles

*clears your path

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*bends fingers*

*gets put in hold*
*gets out by tapping you with his toes*

*Pops Tokyo Dome by simply maneuvering his opponent's limb*
No one has greater control over a crowd.

Don't forget it's the safest style in the industry so he'll only get better with age and still put on classics into his 40's like a modern Regal

>another guy with the safest style

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>"Yanks don't want real technical wrestling they just want spotfests."
>somehow manages to turn technical wrestling into a spotfest

>safest style in the industry
>injured tanahashi's elbow so badly he needed surgery

hi mark

Archer Will was the best on that night

Name a more perfectly crafted lanky physique

the windy man, more like the windy BITCH

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I watched this buggywhip armed noodle looking fuck prance around doing some handholding shit for a half hour you fucking faggots actually watch this shit on the reg? you must be mentally handicapped kid holy fuck I need this crooked tooth poo breath bong motherfucker to give me a half hour of my life back cause I will never get that shit back

based seething but truthpilled

*wraps his sweaty octopus limbs around you*
*gets rolled up*

OY WHERES MOI FACKIN LATTE