*ties you up into 5 fake submission holds in 10 seconds*

*ties you up into 5 fake submission holds in 10 seconds*

>Heh, nothing personnel, Yankee wanker.

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based

The only difference between this noodle armed faggot and Orange Cassidy is one is British.

Wish he would take out like 2/3rds of his “submissions” and just keep at least the semi realistic ones.

FUCK CAPITALISM

This dude is fuckin based and he by far had the best match the other night. With Sananda. On a card that had Kenta vs. Ibushi and Tana vs. Okada.

Why doesn't he just smother people with his jiggly flabby love handles?

Delusional as fuck

Me when watching Zack Sabre Jr. put on five fake submission holds in ten seconds: "Based. Based. Based. Based. Based."

He is built like a jobber.