Since Yea Forums hates all three of them. Who would you put the belt on and how would you book it?

Miz should unify all three belts

>WWE
Bryan Again.
>RAW women's
It's Alicia's Time.
>Universal
Styles.

Kofi vs Shane at Summerslam and Kofi wins but Big E turns on Kofi after the match. Big E wins the strap at the Royal Rumble. Xavier Woods wins Rumble. Mania match is Big E vs Woods vs Kofi and Woods wins.

Lynch holds belt until Hell in a Cell and loses it to Flair in the Cell. Ronda wins Royal Rumble and mania match is Lynch vs Flair vs Ronda. Lynch submits Ronda.

Seth holds the strap until TLC and loses it to Roman in tlc match. Seth wins chamber and main event of mania is Roman vs Seth. During the match Lesnar cashes in and makes it a 3 way but The Big Dog™ Spears Lesnar and pins him.

Bunp

Refute anything I just said.

>women
Lacey
>men
Otis
>tag
Viking Rapists

Otis is the only person in the company who is over except Danielson, but he is a real heavyweight with huge charisma and a connection to the audience and he can make really cool matches.

But WWE hates money so they're gonna job him out and then fire him and then he's gonna be like "idk what happened bros" and then some fag on twitter is gonna be like "SORRY LITTLE BUDDY WE GAVE YA THE BALL AND YA DROPPED IT, IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT LOL"

Kofi's good and has actually been booked pretty well and I'd be fine with his reign going on for a while yet, but when it's time for it to end, I'd have him get killed by a heel like Samoa Joe or BOBBO and then Big E steps up to avenge him and wins the Rumble or something.
Don't care one way or the other about Becky. She's fine, I guess. I don't even know who's on Raw that could get the belt. Nikki, I guess?
Brock cashes in on Seth and then works every PPV. He doesn't show up every single week, but he at least defends the title once a month or so.

unironically based

Something else that would've been great if Cody was still with WWE would be to do a full Goldust meme angle where he starts identifying as a woman and horribly crossdressing with tons of smeared makeup and trashy outfits, and absolutely beats the shit out of all the women and wins the title.

Liberal tears for not supporting the trans or liberal tears for hitting women? Liberal tears fucking EVERYWHERE and nuclear heat.

That's literally the only worthwhile angle doing with the women's title right now.

>WWE title
Have Brock screw Joe on sunday with a cash in, triple threat at summerslam with Joe and Kofi, Joe has Kofi beat but Big E interferes, Brock beats Kofi while Joe is brawling with E, Joe has to win the chamber as the first man out to finally get a one on one match with Brock. Joe vs Brock in 2017 was dimes as fuck and should be brought back
>Raw Womens
Asuka and Kairi win the womens tag titles, and Kairi earns a title shot at Becky at Summerslam. Asuka turns on Kairi there (Kairi loses the tag titles after in a handicap match), wins the title from Becky, Kairi wins the womens rumble to face Asuka at mania.
>Universal
Bobbo wins the title and gets a full on MMA gimmick, running through competition until Mania, where Matt Riddle faces him after winning the rumble. Buildup plays heavily on Bobby being a heavyweight and Riddle a middleweight, with Riddle winning the title by knockout.

>a full on MMA gimmick
but pro wrestling is already MMA

both are two people fighting each other to knockout or submission and both are real fights between real fighters

so how is an MMA gimmick any different from a pro wrestler gimmick