Smackdown Live Gamethread #1

>I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT MY INJURIES
>OR SHOW YOU THIS PROMOTIONAL PACKAGE AS WE STAND HERE IN DARKNESS FOR 60 SECONDS.

Ah, kayfabe. More mysterious and layered than a tiramisu.

>Jeff: "I might as well just show you"
>Dunn: *plays a super produced video recap including a shot of Kurt Angle for no reason*
This show is fucking weird

Jeff needing surgery in TNA and them vacating the belts is what led to Big Money Matt and eventually Broken Matt

Noone cares about a nigger having the championship and becky over exposure is turning it even worse. We havent even seen fucking Roman Reigns yet...

Not to mention, the other league that was supposed to "rival the NFL" folded not even a season in.

Ya seething Ramtist?

Lars vs Matt at the Hardy compound

Attached: 1556589744144.jpg (250x250, 23K)

>protect Bayley
FUCKING KEK

We need the savior Bryan

why wouldn't you want to protect your workers when you need to build up a dead division