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sneed
kevin owens feud incoming
You're early faggot.
They're going to be here tonight r-right bros?
ATANGANA
Shane is so fucking based. How does he do it so effortlessly?
BASED NIP PIRATES ON SMACKETTY
ITS 4, YA DUMB SPIC
finally a good you deserve it chant
Paige confirmed to be bringing up our girls
why are they making everyone remind the audience that Becky and Kofi won the titles?
WWE should hire me to go around in every crowd and find the one or two faggots that repeatedly start the chants so I can kick their fucking head in
>Dean was the only one in the company smart enough to leave the sinking ship before it completely capsized
>Gets a cool 6mil a year out of it
Is he the only wrestler in the E with an IQ higher than 90?
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
Was that a cm punk chant?
>Please
HOLY BASEDOLA
BASED PHIL
>Please
CM PHIL BTFO
CM PUNK
SPONTY IS WORKING ME INTO A DING DONG DIDDLY SHOOT
Shane bullying Greg is always great
this audience is fucking retarded, how is CM Punk the best in the world? Dude literally got embarassed in the UFC by a jobber
>cm punk chant
>buried by based shane
PHIL BTFO
Which one of you assholes threatened Greg??
DEAD CROWD
>CM Punk and Hulk Hogan have entered the arena.
What the fuck is wrong with E-Drones?
Aren’t they in New York? I thought shitcago are the only ones who do cm punk chants
what the fuck is going on in this promo?
>the fans threatened to attack me
What is this scripting
Who's coming out now?
No one even knows him too kek
Not quite my tempo
Shane is gonna fuck Greg on live TV
based whiplash
Shane doing actual heel work.
PLEASE NO BULLY
GREG BTFO
Lars
SHANE MCMAHON DADDYDOM ROLEPLAY (GREG HAMILTON FACIAL ABUSE)
Velveteen Dream
That was pretty good Greg
LEAVE GREG ALONE
CM KEK
ok?
What was the point of that segment?
Fuck, what a segment
>Shane is a heel for encouraging everyone to do their best
was worried for gregg there for a sec
CM PHIL BROS SOUND OFF
What’s even the point of Elias
>Why yes, I pay hundreds of dollars to go to a wrestling show only to chant for a rival promotion and a retired wrestler
Would Yea Forums defend Greg?
GREG BURIED
CMPUNK BURIED
BASED SHANE
Shanetty is worse than Stephanie now
>only a two hour show
>waste 10 minutes on shane doing nothing
yeah okay
I don't know if you know this, but smarky wrestling crowds are the gayest most Reddit thing that exists. Homosexual orgies are less gay.
Did they decide to make Smackdown as shit as possible on purpose tonight?
>Takes hair
It hurts bros
why did undertaker come out shirtless yesterday
WE WANT BEX
Tapping out guys
Still cant get over Undertaker coming to the ring with his boobies out like that
Is this the worst run of RAW and SmackDown after Mania of all time?
who's /honk/ here?
What was the point of Shane's segment?
>usos vs hardy
time for a piss break
BASED HARDY "ALWAYS OVER" BOYZ
What did he say about CM Punk?
ANOTHER tag match
1999 Hardy's
DESTINY AWAITS
yup, they somehow managed to go downhill from the worst wrestlemania of all time
SOON
>the top of the hour segment was that pointless shane segment
>gotta get heat
>especially for the Saudi show
>THAT THEME
LMAO
HAPPENING
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF FUCK THIS COMPANY!!!!!
Albert pls come back
*eyeroll* puh-leez
based retard user who’s never seen Wrestlemania 9, 13 and 27
lmao fag
he's burned every bridge and soon will get his ass handed to him in court and will be suckin dick in the alleys of Chicago for pocket change.
Brock.
Everyone shits on 9, but it was not bad at all
Hes white in Chicago so thats perfectly normal
>not having WM 2 in your bottom three
Not complaining, but two and nine are pretty neck and neck for being the WOAT.
is this whole show seriously tag matches?
what if the usos came out as gay
the hardys are looking young
kek glad somebody else noticed. It's like i'm watching CMLL
kek
They'd fuck the Bar
Gay since
day one ish
WM 13? the fuck nigger?
matt moves like cotton hill
How many botches in a row was that?
The Usos are shook
Horrible bar one match
>>Welcome to the USO penitentiary
>>Big Kev
the hell was that samoan drop
fuck man, he lost his shins in the war to the chinamen
based and turkeypilled
it's kayfabe miscoordination
the Usos are better than the Hardy's.
seeing matt hardy wearing his old hardys clothes at this age is like when michael hayes was their manager and was dressing like them
no theyre not
hardys without their broken gimmick are boring and stale as fuck
WHERE THE FUCK IS BEX!!!!!
So this smackdown is just 4 tag matches and the Joe/Braun segment?
damn
Honestly fuck anyone who actually enjoys current day WWE
having her weekly abortion
dilating
>no asuka so far
Ratings bout to TANK
The main event obviously ya geek
Tag matches are clever booking to protect your workers, though.
You goddamn show some respect to Cotton Fuckin' Hill.
I'd beg them to poz my slutty white boi hole
who are the heels?
Matts spine is fusing into his pelvis. The strain of maintaining Broken form is killing him
Based and Dootpilled
THIS IS AWESOME
THIS IS AWESOME
THIS IS AWESOME
the shakeup is next week so
Usos and Naomi to RAW
Usos are going to Raw confirmed
Holy shit ok
BASED HARDYZ
>impractical jokers ringside marking out
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
USOS BTFO
>That soi reaction
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
who fucking cares?
USOS BURIED BY OLD MEN
BASED
well, back to the penitentiary.
BELTS FUCKING BURIED
Nice to see WWE put over young talent
Usos going to Raw
>Those faggots marking out
Yikes
Gross
the fucccck
BASED HARDYZ
based white boys destroying the island niggers
weird considering the usos were the only stars that got into the smackdown segment of the "new fox" promo
wow based hardy's i guess.
FUCK ISLAND NIGGERS
So Usos and possibly Nakamura and Rusev are going to Raw
BASED HARDYZ
REMEMBER WHEN MELTZER SAID MATT WAS RETIRING?
literally no one cares about fatska
LARS FUCKING SULLIVAN
FIVE STARS LARS
Based as fuck
So Lars is rocking the geriatric killer gimmick I see.
Can they start up the broken stuff again now? I mean they're gonna have to promo since they're champions right so it's the perfect time to get it going. Matt kept it warm by constantly deleting over the last couple of months
LARS
A
R
S
what if whoever held the smackdown tag team championships were turned gay by the belts' magical aura and forced to speak in a thick chinese accent
they are stale as dogshit on Smackdown and haven't been on RAW since the split.
Plus NewDay/Usos/Bar is too overdone
wow they pushing lars hard
Hardy boyz about to get LARSED
>Lars Sullivan
there's a channel changer
>seeing lars reminds me of his panic attacks
>reminds me of my panic attacks
>have a panic attack
Haha thanks lars...good heel haha real fun
Is Lars going to have a nervous breakdown?
>retarded will sasso
oh boy. who cares
BASED 5 STAR LARS
BIG DIMES LARS
THE CEILING RISES
Ratings already tanked last night
Based Lars beating the shit out of old fucks
FUCK TAG TEAM WRESTLING
>don't give belts to Ricochet & Black
>don't give belts to Rusev & Nakamura
>don't give belts to The Bar
>give the belts to a bunch of boomers
At least big daddy Lars is here
Crowd doesn't give two shit about Lars.
>a team other than the bar, new day, or usos won the SD tag belts
woah..
LARS BRINGING THE DIMES
>the absolute state of Lars' tongue
>Gimmick is attacking old men
Jeff gonna shoot on him for the druggie comments
Were they chanting "Kill yourself"?
Didnt Ryback use to make those retarded facial expressions
based Lars overcoming his anxiety unlike Yea ForumsNEETs
i got a stiffy
OH SHIT
IT'S CIELINGLESS LARS
Lars... lame as fuck
Dancing gimmick within 6 months
>win titles
>immediately get destroyed
what did Vince mean by this?
Have sex
>smarks chant "you can't wrestle" at Based Lars
Fucking hell nuke that arena
yes brother
So this is the Brock Lesnar feud all over again with the Hardys
okay
This show has been nothing but onions and gay faggotry
Yes. And "you can't wrestle"
>yfw Lars is the new legend killer
its an apology for being on the preshow
>you can't wrestle chants for a literal 5 star wrestler
this crowd should be gassed
>have the old guys go over the champions you've built up
>have the new champs get squashed by a singles competitor
what did they mean by this
>Those dweebs trying to start a you can't wrestle chant
Fucking cringe
>pretending Lars is tough when he'll shit his pants in an audience out of fear
>smark town tells 5 Stars Lars he can't wrestle
LMAO
Still the garbage mania crowd, what you expect?
Worked by the Impractical Jokers
right after you talk to a real girl, and your anime pillow doesn’t count
Lads how do i overcome my anxiety like lars?
BASED
Was the diving headbutt always in his arsenal? Thought he just used the Freak Accident.
SEX
same building as last night
Based crowd trying to get lars to have a meltdown on camera lol
they've ruined bex
Because they're soi chugging Plebbit faggots. Lars is BASED.
/our guys/
They chanted for cm punk in 2019, the bar isnt high
Based smarks trying to work Lars into a shoot panic attack
FIVE STARS LARS DID THE THANOS SNAP
When is
WE
THE
PEOPLE
gonna come back. We need more Alpha males in wrestling
Not fucking Koffie and disgusting obese diabetic kevin owens
and sammy zane fucking yuck
Which was the worse Post-Mania show?
RAW:
>Cringe Seth and Kofi “you deserve it” mutual champion promo
>Alexa Bliss returns to (poorly) wrestled in-ring competition
>Angle comes back to RAW and makes the guy he just put over look weak af
>Lars debuts and looks like a deer in headlights
>Becky Lynch’s first program as champ is against the lady whose gimmick is to walk up and down the ramp
>Richoshit and Black’s most boring match to date against Roode and Gable
>Bray reincarnated as the goobledygooker
>WWE makes a bbc cuck joke instead of giving Ambrose a farewell match
>Mojo Rawley joins the blue man group
>Sami Zayn shoots on crowd while getting cheered as a face
>Undertaker appears here instead of at Mania for a one time burial
>Obvious main event swerve causes nuclear meltdown by crowd because it’s done by the Bar and not someone noteworthy
SMACKDOWN:
>New Day gives painful promo about race and their kids and shit for 10+ minutes
>Annoucement that the main event is a 6 man tag with Drew McIntyre and the Bar as the heels
>Continues into a different six man tag with Richoshit and Black (again!)
>Orton RKO outta nowhere and Kevin Owens stunner kick off some forgettable feuds (bet you can’t remember who they even did these moves on)
>Carmella and R Truth dance break interuppted by Samoa Joe who in turn is interuppted by Bigman Strongman
>IIconics first title defense against local jobbers
>Shane O Mac shoots on CM Punk and starts a feud with the guy who does in ring announcing
>Old men win the tag belts out of nowhere against the best performers at Mania after jobbing the battle royal
> Lars comes out again with no clear motivation to fuck shit up again just to look like an autistic monster
>???????? Becky something something ?????????
>Six man main event imminent
Good
>becky again
HOLY FUCKING OVEREXPOSED BATMAN
Lars is based but holy fuck brush your tongue you’re on TV you disgusting fuck
>BIG SCARY MEN BAD
>WOMENS WRESTLING GOOD
>lars
Weights.
Shower.
Clue.
somebody call his mama
Becky's nips!
Shower weights steaks and gain height
b+ player
based spelling going over ya retard ass
>beta male posts a tranny while asking for there to be more alphas on the screen for him to gawk at
cringe
Look at those little mosquito bites!
imagine the smell
>Lars comes out to a thunderous anti-pop
I'll take the show that wasn't all fucking tag matches
raw felt like a big show
smack feels like a filler show with raw shitters included
Wtf was that outback steakhouse commercial? who eats a rib bloom? what is wrong with society.
They're cute
I wanna pinch em
Biggest as in mass?
both were positively awful, but as of now I'd give it to RAW for the Lacey payoff, the undertaker segment, and the less cringy new day segment.
Gib name of that smoking hot tranny.
Oim the mon
NO REACTION HAHAHAHAHHA
idk how gay you gotta be to not find Becky attractive, i'd imagine pretty fucking gay though.
haha anxiety isn't real like just wake up and be calm like haha nigga just stop feeling anxious nigga seriously haha
please let this bitch lose one of her titles tonight so she can stop showing up on both shows
Tranny
>having your mind warped so bad by isolation and internet porn addiction every strong woman has to have a penis.
Thats a yikes from me famalala
>THE MAN
Stupid idea to keep pushing this now that she's basically back to being what she was before Summerslam
you still haven't given me the sauce brother
time to mute this cringe
Bitch wore the same outfit yesterday
>literally no pop
Whats even the fucking point of the cringe we're about to endure at this point
based deaf user
HERE COMES ANOTHER MEMORABLE EPIC PROMO FROM FEMALE STONE COLD
Thought she had flapjack titties?
YASSSSSSSS QUEEN SLAYY
IM GOING TO BUY ALL HER MERCH AND MAYBE SHE WILL FUCK ME HEHEHE
Is that really a tranny? I would like to see more for scientific curiosity
>ZERO POP BECKY
lmao
She must have been watching some old DDP matches, because she's got some real diamond cutters there.
>Becky no pops
do you think Seth sucks on them?
hot trump woman thread
RAW had the worse ending and the ending is always the thing that sticks with people so it will go down as the worst show. I know Smacks ending has happened yet, but it's not a 3 hour build up to something that obviously wasn't going to happen so that already makes it better
I can smell the diabetes.
AND THE CROW GOES MILD
Friendly reminder that Becky Lynch is the Undisputed WWE Women's Champion.
WWE Raw commercial for Dallas July 1st is promoting Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre.
>censored finished
Ass ugly yo.I'm straight.Ask your sister...
post their dicks
>tats
>the first women (male) main event
>literally no reaction to becko
>being so weak and beta and failure as a male that you assume every woman is a tranny
I feel like something happened to you zoomers, like you're messed up in the head or something. Like all the internet you grew up with or are growing up with caused your body to not produce enough testosterone or something so you are all scared and meek around women.
Look at the size of that lads hands
it's just your average trump supporting female.
reverse image search it idk
Hurry up and get the belts off of her for the love of God
These women have that dead face Kurt Angle look going on
I want to lick Becky’s colon
Oh nononononononono
Has the crowd been dead all night
>Becky's nips not showing tonight
What the fuck?
lel
And Bex got the voice of a post op tranny
I have 2 brothers you cock gobbling faggot.
HER VOICE IS NAILS ON CHALKBOARD
Becky sounds like a 13 year old boy starting puberty trying to be tough.
>n-no pop!
Yea Forums coping so hard lmao
Fuck, her voice is annoying
Just waiting for one of the McMahons to show up saying that Becky's win didn't count. You can see this one coming from a mile away.
>the first ever Women's Jew champion
Is this last nights show?
BASED OVER MAN
Why is her voice even worse than usual?
save us mommy
I fucking hate her voice
BASED Lacey
fucking hard on the ears jesus
it was cold in MetLife
Fuck is this potato shitter cringe
>still doing a cringy conor impression
Pitstop
>Tattoo
Literally second class citizens
Becky always has that stupid smirk on her ugly face, thinkin she's edgy and cool
>Becky Two Belts
based
why do people like this cringe
becky is so cringe
El Voice de La Goblina
congratulations you are a heterosexual
Becky is a piece of shit for no selling the women's right
Shane got booed loud
Errrrrrr
Trannies all of you.
You hear me goys
You like trannies
Becketty needs acting classes
Her voice is so annoying
Ask your mother then David
End this now
ITT: Bex working incels
becky two botch!
24/7 rule in effect!
I turned the channel to Teen Titans lads i cant stand that troll goblin irish cunt fuck.
NEW THREAD
BASED LACEY
Arrive.
Cut a boring promo.
Leave.
Asuka is too pure for this world, I swear.
I thought she was gonna say "if I have to sleep with every guy in the company"...
man the belts are devalued as fuck
Get ya eyes checked cuz that didn't happen ya geek
NEW
NEW
NEW
ratings confirmed tanking