SmAck 3

why are they making everyone remind the audience that Becky and Kofi won the titles?

WWE should hire me to go around in every crowd and find the one or two faggots that repeatedly start the chants so I can kick their fucking head in

>Dean was the only one in the company smart enough to leave the sinking ship before it completely capsized
>Gets a cool 6mil a year out of it
Is he the only wrestler in the E with an IQ higher than 90?

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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Was that a cm punk chant?

>Please

HOLY BASEDOLA

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BASED PHIL

>Please
CM PHIL BTFO

CM PUNK

SPONTY IS WORKING ME INTO A DING DONG DIDDLY SHOOT

Shane bullying Greg is always great

this audience is fucking retarded, how is CM Punk the best in the world? Dude literally got embarassed in the UFC by a jobber

>cm punk chant
>buried by based shane

PHIL BTFO

Which one of you assholes threatened Greg??

DEAD CROWD

>CM Punk and Hulk Hogan have entered the arena.

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What the fuck is wrong with E-Drones?

Aren’t they in New York? I thought shitcago are the only ones who do cm punk chants

what the fuck is going on in this promo?

>the fans threatened to attack me
What is this scripting

Who's coming out now?

No one even knows him too kek

Not quite my tempo

Shane is gonna fuck Greg on live TV

based whiplash

Shane doing actual heel work.

PLEASE NO BULLY

GREG BTFO

Lars

SHANE MCMAHON DADDYDOM ROLEPLAY (GREG HAMILTON FACIAL ABUSE)

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Velveteen Dream

That was pretty good Greg

LEAVE GREG ALONE

CM KEK

ok?

What was the point of that segment?

Fuck, what a segment

>Shane is a heel for encouraging everyone to do their best

was worried for gregg there for a sec

CM PHIL BROS SOUND OFF

What’s even the point of Elias

>Why yes, I pay hundreds of dollars to go to a wrestling show only to chant for a rival promotion and a retired wrestler

Would Yea Forums defend Greg?

GREG BURIED
CMPUNK BURIED
BASED SHANE

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Shanetty is worse than Stephanie now

>only a two hour show
>waste 10 minutes on shane doing nothing

yeah okay

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I don't know if you know this, but smarky wrestling crowds are the gayest most Reddit thing that exists. Homosexual orgies are less gay.

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Did they decide to make Smackdown as shit as possible on purpose tonight?

>Takes hair
It hurts bros

why did undertaker come out shirtless yesterday

WE WANT BEX

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Tapping out guys

Still cant get over Undertaker coming to the ring with his boobies out like that

Is this the worst run of RAW and SmackDown after Mania of all time?

who's /honk/ here?

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What was the point of Shane's segment?

>usos vs hardy
time for a piss break

BASED HARDY "ALWAYS OVER" BOYZ

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What did he say about CM Punk?

ANOTHER tag match

1999 Hardy's

DESTINY AWAITS

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yup, they somehow managed to go downhill from the worst wrestlemania of all time

SOON

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>the top of the hour segment was that pointless shane segment

>gotta get heat
>especially for the Saudi show

>THAT THEME
LMAO
HAPPENING

youtube.com/watch?v=BJ8KG6TYkVI

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I WANT TO KILL MYSELF FUCK THIS COMPANY!!!!!

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Albert pls come back

*eyeroll* puh-leez

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based retard user who’s never seen Wrestlemania 9, 13 and 27

lmao fag
he's burned every bridge and soon will get his ass handed to him in court and will be suckin dick in the alleys of Chicago for pocket change.

Brock.

Everyone shits on 9, but it was not bad at all

Hes white in Chicago so thats perfectly normal

>not having WM 2 in your bottom three
Not complaining, but two and nine are pretty neck and neck for being the WOAT.

is this whole show seriously tag matches?

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what if the usos came out as gay

the hardys are looking young

kek glad somebody else noticed. It's like i'm watching CMLL

kek

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They'd fuck the Bar

Gay since
day one ish

WM 13? the fuck nigger?

matt moves like cotton hill

How many botches in a row was that?

The Usos are shook

Horrible bar one match

>>Welcome to the USO penitentiary
>>Big Kev

the hell was that samoan drop

fuck man, he lost his shins in the war to the chinamen

based and turkeypilled

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it's kayfabe miscoordination

the Usos are better than the Hardy's.

seeing matt hardy wearing his old hardys clothes at this age is like when michael hayes was their manager and was dressing like them

no theyre not

hardys without their broken gimmick are boring and stale as fuck

WHERE THE FUCK IS BEX!!!!!

So this smackdown is just 4 tag matches and the Joe/Braun segment?

damn

Honestly fuck anyone who actually enjoys current day WWE

having her weekly abortion

dilating

>no asuka so far

Ratings bout to TANK

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The main event obviously ya geek

Tag matches are clever booking to protect your workers, though.

You goddamn show some respect to Cotton Fuckin' Hill.

I'd beg them to poz my slutty white boi hole

who are the heels?

Matts spine is fusing into his pelvis. The strain of maintaining Broken form is killing him

Based and Dootpilled

THIS IS AWESOME
THIS IS AWESOME
THIS IS AWESOME

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the shakeup is next week so

Usos and Naomi to RAW

Usos are going to Raw confirmed

Holy shit ok

BASED HARDYZ

>impractical jokers ringside marking out

HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED

USOS BTFO

>That soi reaction

HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

who fucking cares?

USOS BURIED BY OLD MEN

BASED

well, back to the penitentiary.

BELTS FUCKING BURIED

Nice to see WWE put over young talent

Usos going to Raw

>Those faggots marking out

Yikes

Gross

the fucccck

BASED HARDYZ

based white boys destroying the island niggers

weird considering the usos were the only stars that got into the smackdown segment of the "new fox" promo

wow based hardy's i guess.

FUCK ISLAND NIGGERS

So Usos and possibly Nakamura and Rusev are going to Raw

BASED HARDYZ
REMEMBER WHEN MELTZER SAID MATT WAS RETIRING?

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literally no one cares about fatska

LARS FUCKING SULLIVAN

FIVE STARS LARS

Based as fuck

So Lars is rocking the geriatric killer gimmick I see.

Can they start up the broken stuff again now? I mean they're gonna have to promo since they're champions right so it's the perfect time to get it going. Matt kept it warm by constantly deleting over the last couple of months

LARS
A
R
S

what if whoever held the smackdown tag team championships were turned gay by the belts' magical aura and forced to speak in a thick chinese accent

they are stale as dogshit on Smackdown and haven't been on RAW since the split.

Plus NewDay/Usos/Bar is too overdone

wow they pushing lars hard

Hardy boyz about to get LARSED

>Lars Sullivan
there's a channel changer

>seeing lars reminds me of his panic attacks
>reminds me of my panic attacks
>have a panic attack

Haha thanks lars...good heel haha real fun

Is Lars going to have a nervous breakdown?

>retarded will sasso
oh boy. who cares

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BASED 5 STAR LARS

BIG DIMES LARS

THE CEILING RISES

Ratings already tanked last night

Based Lars beating the shit out of old fucks

FUCK TAG TEAM WRESTLING

>don't give belts to Ricochet & Black
>don't give belts to Rusev & Nakamura
>don't give belts to The Bar
>give the belts to a bunch of boomers
At least big daddy Lars is here

Crowd doesn't give two shit about Lars.

>a team other than the bar, new day, or usos won the SD tag belts

woah..

LARS BRINGING THE DIMES

>the absolute state of Lars' tongue

>Gimmick is attacking old men

Jeff gonna shoot on him for the druggie comments

Were they chanting "Kill yourself"?

Didnt Ryback use to make those retarded facial expressions

based Lars overcoming his anxiety unlike Yea ForumsNEETs

i got a stiffy

OH SHIT
IT'S CIELINGLESS LARS

Lars... lame as fuck

Dancing gimmick within 6 months

>win titles
>immediately get destroyed

what did Vince mean by this?

Have sex

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>smarks chant "you can't wrestle" at Based Lars
Fucking hell nuke that arena

yes brother

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So this is the Brock Lesnar feud all over again with the Hardys

okay

This show has been nothing but onions and gay faggotry

Yes. And "you can't wrestle"

>yfw Lars is the new legend killer

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its an apology for being on the preshow

>you can't wrestle chants for a literal 5 star wrestler
this crowd should be gassed

>have the old guys go over the champions you've built up
>have the new champs get squashed by a singles competitor

what did they mean by this

>Those dweebs trying to start a you can't wrestle chant
Fucking cringe

>pretending Lars is tough when he'll shit his pants in an audience out of fear

>smark town tells 5 Stars Lars he can't wrestle
LMAO

Still the garbage mania crowd, what you expect?

Worked by the Impractical Jokers

right after you talk to a real girl, and your anime pillow doesn’t count

Lads how do i overcome my anxiety like lars?

BASED

Was the diving headbutt always in his arsenal? Thought he just used the Freak Accident.

SEX

same building as last night

Based crowd trying to get lars to have a meltdown on camera lol

they've ruined bex

Because they're soi chugging Plebbit faggots. Lars is BASED.

/our guys/

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They chanted for cm punk in 2019, the bar isnt high

Based smarks trying to work Lars into a shoot panic attack

FIVE STARS LARS DID THE THANOS SNAP

When is

WE
THE
PEOPLE

gonna come back. We need more Alpha males in wrestling
Not fucking Koffie and disgusting obese diabetic kevin owens
and sammy zane fucking yuck

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Which was the worse Post-Mania show?

RAW:
>Cringe Seth and Kofi “you deserve it” mutual champion promo
>Alexa Bliss returns to (poorly) wrestled in-ring competition
>Angle comes back to RAW and makes the guy he just put over look weak af
>Lars debuts and looks like a deer in headlights
>Becky Lynch’s first program as champ is against the lady whose gimmick is to walk up and down the ramp
>Richoshit and Black’s most boring match to date against Roode and Gable
>Bray reincarnated as the goobledygooker
>WWE makes a bbc cuck joke instead of giving Ambrose a farewell match
>Mojo Rawley joins the blue man group
>Sami Zayn shoots on crowd while getting cheered as a face
>Undertaker appears here instead of at Mania for a one time burial
>Obvious main event swerve causes nuclear meltdown by crowd because it’s done by the Bar and not someone noteworthy

SMACKDOWN:
>New Day gives painful promo about race and their kids and shit for 10+ minutes
>Annoucement that the main event is a 6 man tag with Drew McIntyre and the Bar as the heels
>Continues into a different six man tag with Richoshit and Black (again!)
>Orton RKO outta nowhere and Kevin Owens stunner kick off some forgettable feuds (bet you can’t remember who they even did these moves on)
>Carmella and R Truth dance break interuppted by Samoa Joe who in turn is interuppted by Bigman Strongman
>IIconics first title defense against local jobbers
>Shane O Mac shoots on CM Punk and starts a feud with the guy who does in ring announcing
>Old men win the tag belts out of nowhere against the best performers at Mania after jobbing the battle royal
> Lars comes out again with no clear motivation to fuck shit up again just to look like an autistic monster
>???????? Becky something something ?????????
>Six man main event imminent

Good

>becky again
HOLY FUCKING OVEREXPOSED BATMAN

Lars is based but holy fuck brush your tongue you’re on TV you disgusting fuck

>BIG SCARY MEN BAD
>WOMENS WRESTLING GOOD

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>lars

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Weights.
Shower.
Clue.

somebody call his mama

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Becky's nips!

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Shower weights steaks and gain height

b+ player

based spelling going over ya retard ass

>beta male posts a tranny while asking for there to be more alphas on the screen for him to gawk at
cringe

Look at those little mosquito bites!

imagine the smell

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>Lars comes out to a thunderous anti-pop

I'll take the show that wasn't all fucking tag matches

raw felt like a big show
smack feels like a filler show with raw shitters included

Wtf was that outback steakhouse commercial? who eats a rib bloom? what is wrong with society.

They're cute

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I wanna pinch em

Biggest as in mass?

both were positively awful, but as of now I'd give it to RAW for the Lacey payoff, the undertaker segment, and the less cringy new day segment.

Gib name of that smoking hot tranny.

Oim the mon

NO REACTION HAHAHAHAHHA

idk how gay you gotta be to not find Becky attractive, i'd imagine pretty fucking gay though.

haha anxiety isn't real like just wake up and be calm like haha nigga just stop feeling anxious nigga seriously haha

please let this bitch lose one of her titles tonight so she can stop showing up on both shows

Tranny
>having your mind warped so bad by isolation and internet porn addiction every strong woman has to have a penis.

Thats a yikes from me famalala

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>THE MAN
Stupid idea to keep pushing this now that she's basically back to being what she was before Summerslam

you still haven't given me the sauce brother

time to mute this cringe

Bitch wore the same outfit yesterday

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>literally no pop
Whats even the fucking point of the cringe we're about to endure at this point

based deaf user

HERE COMES ANOTHER MEMORABLE EPIC PROMO FROM FEMALE STONE COLD

Thought she had flapjack titties?

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YASSSSSSSS QUEEN SLAYY

IM GOING TO BUY ALL HER MERCH AND MAYBE SHE WILL FUCK ME HEHEHE

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Is that really a tranny? I would like to see more for scientific curiosity

>ZERO POP BECKY
lmao

She must have been watching some old DDP matches, because she's got some real diamond cutters there.

>Becky no pops

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do you think Seth sucks on them?

hot trump woman thread

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RAW had the worse ending and the ending is always the thing that sticks with people so it will go down as the worst show. I know Smacks ending has happened yet, but it's not a 3 hour build up to something that obviously wasn't going to happen so that already makes it better

I can smell the diabetes.

AND THE CROW GOES MILD

Friendly reminder that Becky Lynch is the Undisputed WWE Women's Champion.

WWE Raw commercial for Dallas July 1st is promoting Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre.

>censored finished

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Ass ugly yo.I'm straight.Ask your sister...

post their dicks

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>tats

>the first women (male) main event

>literally no reaction to becko

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>being so weak and beta and failure as a male that you assume every woman is a tranny

I feel like something happened to you zoomers, like you're messed up in the head or something. Like all the internet you grew up with or are growing up with caused your body to not produce enough testosterone or something so you are all scared and meek around women.

Look at the size of that lads hands

it's just your average trump supporting female.
reverse image search it idk

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Hurry up and get the belts off of her for the love of God

These women have that dead face Kurt Angle look going on

I want to lick Becky’s colon

Oh nononononononono

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Has the crowd been dead all night

>Becky's nips not showing tonight
What the fuck?

lel

And Bex got the voice of a post op tranny

I have 2 brothers you cock gobbling faggot.

HER VOICE IS NAILS ON CHALKBOARD

Becky sounds like a 13 year old boy starting puberty trying to be tough.

>n-no pop!

Yea Forums coping so hard lmao

Fuck, her voice is annoying

Just waiting for one of the McMahons to show up saying that Becky's win didn't count. You can see this one coming from a mile away.

>the first ever Women's Jew champion

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Is this last nights show?

BASED OVER MAN

Why is her voice even worse than usual?

save us mommy

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I fucking hate her voice

BASED Lacey

fucking hard on the ears jesus

it was cold in MetLife

Fuck is this potato shitter cringe

>still doing a cringy conor impression

Pitstop

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>Tattoo
Literally second class citizens

Becky always has that stupid smirk on her ugly face, thinkin she's edgy and cool

>Becky Two Belts
based

why do people like this cringe

becky is so cringe

El Voice de La Goblina

congratulations you are a heterosexual

Becky is a piece of shit for no selling the women's right

Shane got booed loud

Errrrrrr
Trannies all of you.
You hear me goys
You like trannies

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Becketty needs acting classes

Her voice is so annoying

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Ask your mother then David

End this now

ITT: Bex working incels

becky two botch!

24/7 rule in effect!

I turned the channel to Teen Titans lads i cant stand that troll goblin irish cunt fuck.

NEW THREAD

BASED LACEY

Arrive.

Cut a boring promo.

Leave.

Asuka is too pure for this world, I swear.

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I thought she was gonna say "if I have to sleep with every guy in the company"...

man the belts are devalued as fuck

Get ya eyes checked cuz that didn't happen ya geek

NEW

NEW

NEW

ratings confirmed tanking

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