SHANE O'MAC SACRIFICING HIS BODY INTO THAT HEAVILY PADDED SURFACE!!!
Wrestlemania Comfy Thread #4
Miztourage vs Mean Street Posse would have been cool
Paige has a movie
Bunch of niggers if I had to said so
DING-DONG DIDDLY
Why are the blue balloon guys dead?
Friendly reminder that there are paid WWE shills in this thread right now.
>Nia
Who /iconic/ here
>the bailey buddies botching
>half of Bayley's balloons are dead
ONE
FUCKING
JOB
>it’s a women’s tag clusterfuck to be even more embarrassing than the men’s was
Paige is a fucking retard. You’re in character stupid.
my girls the IICONICS winning
basado
AHAHAHAHA
tfw sasha will never be ur gf
Bret gets attacked p2
I wish Bret would go put one of these bitchies in a sharpshooter.
Damn, that black haired one is ugly
PLEASE WELCOME, BRETT "THE SHITMAN" FAAART
How many men tag teams walk to the ring holding hands?
WATCH OUT BRET
>remixing Bret's theme
Not even kidding
Who books this horse shit? This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
good piss break placement desu
>Are you big leaguing me, Shane?!
"You have been in a lot of Triple Threats over the years Paige" - Cole
The crowds of people getting food or taking a piss right now
I enjoy women's wrestling
Based
>Paige is brought out to talk about tag teams
Like pottery.
In AEW all of them
This shit is awful
basef
This is a friend of mine I’m watching wrestling with at this moment
Haven't watch since I'm at work.
What's the overall rating of the show so far?...
beth better not tap to horsetty
Ok bois my pee pee hard
2/10
Tfw Beth Phoenix gets to smell Sasha's beautiful muff
around a 3-4/10 from me so far
why can't women perform moves in a smooth and crisp manner?
everything they do, they end up fucking up in some way or another
7
6/10 but my rating is boosted by the 7 beers I've had so far
holy shit that was fucking hot
Tamina is hot.
Asuka and Ember both can.
I don't understand how you zoomers could hate on Miz vs Shane, but defend this fucking awful wymns match.
Your generation ruined wrestling and if I met you girl, I'd beat your fucking ass in front of your family and ass fuck your whore closet lesbian mom.
How does the Boss's wig stay on all matchup?
The highlight of it so far is Shane doing the same spots he's been doing since 1999 to give you an idea
I don't remember the women moves being this bad in LU s1 or 2, WWE just refuses to hire women who can wrestle
that was supposed to be a frog splash?
muh Eddie
DEADIE
Sasha can't do the fucking frog Splash
BASED ICONICS
THEY DID IT!!!
based shitposters
THE GIRLHOOD DREAM
THEY DID IT
REMINDER: if you are giving the wwe your money to watch this on the network... you are an E-DRONE.
Seriously, people are actually paying for this shit. While based illegal streamers are laughing and celebrating how superior we are.
Ooooh what a rush!
BASED ILLCONICS. looks like all the horses wont be holding the title belts at the end of the show
Why were they able to gently roll Beth out of there? The fuck was that?
how fucking shit are the Iiconics as tag champs? belts are worthless now
based samefaced aussies doing it for straya
>replaying the shitty chopper bit because WWE realizes they wasted money on it
LMAOOOOO
King Kofi Kingston
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Remember all the cringefags who said, "Charlotte won the title cause they want their Four Horsewoman moment at the end of Mania".
Literally dozens of you kept saying this. Well, KILL YOURSELVES!! You fucking marks were WRONG yet again. Over and over you try to sound so smart but you constantly get exposed as the worthless ignorant fucks you are.
wait how many more matches are there?
>belts are worthless now
>now
15
I’m just here for the triple h cringe entrance
seethe holy moly
So is Stephanie gonna come out and introduce the women for the main event while talking about how wrestling has come a long way, and then force the entire roster to come out and applaud the women after the match?
>universal championship in 2 minute curtain jerker match
>wwe championship match has six matches left after it
What the fuck
I know we have to have le wymyn last but why do the titles have to be on so fucking early?
Kek kofimania
What to play during the boring matches comfy bros?
Dubs and Charles and Becko have career ending injuries tonight.
Who else is rooting for the white guy?
there's only 2 more matches
you bet she's gonna make that all about herself
You forgot the part where she takes credit for the whole thing.
dubs and it still happens...
welp, now we know Kofi is losing
This is gay as fuck
Animal crossing, duh
Good job giving away the winner new day. Try to act a little less hype next time
Boyhood dream will come true because WWE have to prove they arent racist
I hope DB wins.
zelda minish cap which I never played before, such a comfy game
why?
Trips and Rousey gets injured.
Re-roll
Tetris 99 brother
I feel like there have been to many changes already so I predict DB wins.
>implying vince will let a nigger be champion
This isn't some fake virtue signalling PR move, vince isn't going to agree to it so easily
The New Day
vs
The New Dan
Kek
Is it easy to hack a 3ds been wanting a handheld for emulation for a while.
They're telegraphing a Kofi win too much. Bryan is winning.
Sunset Riders
Dude I tried this game and just couldn't get hooked. Should I give it more time? Got really bored after 20 mins or so and never tried it again. Been playing chrono trigger recently.
You know the real belt is in that box ringside that big e brought out so he doesn’t have to have his moment with a wooden belt. These niggers poker face is terrible
Honestly, if wwe has either Kofi or Becky lose, they'll win back my respect.
If both lose, I'll kms in their honor.
Bryan wins via shenanigans. Kofi wins at SummerSlam.
i hated how it ended, it should be the beginning of peak, not the climax
battletoads and ding-dong diddly double dragons pal
prepare to be worked white boi
Kofi Kingston, no mass!
I can't reroll (Hanks demands it).
Anybody else can though.
Dubs and Charlotte/Becky suffer career ending injuries tonight.
I done it like Two years ago I just followed the guide on /vg/ in the /hbg/ thread. It was pretty easy just take your time. Well worth it I downloaded so many games and it's a joy to play snes on it.
keep trying cripple poster
The locker room shot fucking lol
Stunning and brave
Finished it many times. What a gem, comfy as shit
Nice might just treat myself.
The New Gay is gonna turn on Kofi, aren't they?
>I didn't get paid extra to fake being excited at a television screen tonight
yep.
I honestly have no idea why I’m watching this shit. I’m bored to death. I just wanna see triple h embarrass himself with some over the top entrance and I wanna see how shitty the main event match is
god I hope not
you literally paid for it
WHEN YOUR FAGGOT EX-BOSSES' BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR DOESN'T HAVE ONE GOOD MATCH, THAT'S HARD TIMES DADDEH!
Why?
Kofi is shit, always has been shit.
Just got dumped by a golddigging whore this mania better be fucking good.
Theres a Bryan one too
cringe there matches have all been pretty good
What the fuck is in that gift box, bros?
that was the scnario i thought of a long time ago.
Kofi wins the belt but then big E gets jealouse and the group breaks up and big e becomes a mega heel and kofis first rival
Agreed
It’s the worst mania of all time
a heel turn
The real world title so kofi doesn’t have to have his moment with the wooden belt
yeah
I popped bigly for the iiconics winning because I have unhealthy feelings for peyton, but everything else has been bland and wooden
You better start chugging brother.
I meant more like they'd screw him because they are jealous
Fuck Americans and their cuck fetish, you are the only reason this skinny comedy midcarder will be a world champion.
Look at the match he's not even trying to have a good match
>nikki cross trying to act crazy but supportive
He's so skinny too. Ay least Benoit and Guerrero were super roided-manlets. Todays manlets just look like average guy you might see at the pub
Surprisingly the Miz Vs Shane has been the stand out for me.
This is fucking boring. Everyone start posting diva tiddies.
Where is simon?
bryan is carrying this broomstick shitter
Fuck, posted the wrong one.
Do the guys in the lockerroom realize what a piece of shit this show has been? They have to know, right?
Peyton is so freaking pretty.
The main event will save it
I WANT TO CUM IN KOFI KINGSTON
Kofi would make a cute bottom desu
Why are wrestling fans so fucking embarrassing?
I know it was memed as the worst WrestleMania before tonight but it has been so far.such a great roster but the storylines are just fucking garbage.
What matches are left so I can plan reheating this domino's...?
that is such a weak looking hold
Please return to the main gamethread.
Tripfags aren't allowed in the comfy zone.
You know, I really don't like niggers.
accurate
Most of them are cuck beta americans
Its meant for comfy times. And if you like collecting things or decorating. Id at least try 1 more time.
this match got based as fuck
This match is pretty good so far
>wrestlers cheering for Kofi in the back
Uh... wouldn't this played out gimmick have worked better for Brock vs Seth?
wwe is so ignorant sometimes.
Tho it is fun to think about Mustafa Ali wanting to kill himself right now. Blacks don't care who they steal from.
Try the gamecube or ds one instead.
Hows the drinking game going i'm tanked
Not gonna lie this got pretty kino at some point, can't tell exactly when through the alcohol
Still not worse. Go watch WM 2 or some of the earlier ones. This ones problem is outside the miz/shane match its all forgettable so far. Its a 4 or 5 out of ten and a wrestlemania you will forget in a few years.
1 hour and 15 minutes left
6 matches still to go
my fucking sides
tfw all my beer is almost gone and all i have is vodka
should i keep drinking,bros???
goddamn that was pretty good
We lost bros. World Wrestling Entertainment and Vince proved they arent racist
Wow. This company is a complete and utter joke
best match so far.
ECOFASCISTS SEETHING
If Becky wins tonight I swear I will never watch this predictable horseshit ever again.
Yes persevere.
Manlets BTFO
do it
>he doesn’t know that this shit is going to be another 3 hours
inb4 extra secret hour
This has been boring as shit so far
>kofi plates already on the belt
Charles winning would be worst. I will stop watching and never post here again if she wins
Isn’t it kinda weird that it already has kofi plates on the belt? Is wrestling pre planned?
This is gonna be one of them this is the highlight and people will be sick of Kofi by tommorow kinda things.
the network literally says it finishes in 1 hour and 12 minutes
Mizdad as a player on Yea Forums team when?
It's gonna happen, ESPN already profiled her earlier last week on their website. They wouldn't waste time on a whole feature piece if it wasn't already in the bag.
WE DID IT. RACISM IS OVER FIR ONLY 9.99
>Wrestling is scripted
Wait, n-no this can't be real
How can people stand this?
Triple H and Booker never happened. Thank you WWE
even worst, i think that New Day will split and someone of them will be heel from now on
Is this going to be like Wyatt where he loses it the next PPV?
Only took 4 and a half hours for the first good match of the night.
>Bryan carried the whole fucking match
>loses
Old Day vs New Day vs Tomorrow. Fatal three way.
Seth AND Kofi?
Bexfags are scared right now...
Just hoping for Batista to end Hunter forever
I'll believe it once I see the video of big e fucking steph while paul jerks off in the corner
LINKOLA IN RUINS
Was there any follow up to that? Like at all?
damn this company for making me feel human things
Yeah got that feeling too
NASH GETTING REVENGE FOR THE RAPE
BASED BIG SEXY
BIG KEV ABOUT TO TURN THE TABLES
Diesel getting revenge for Summer of 92
HHH wins gets a title shot wins and starts reign of terror 2
>Hahahahahaha rape is so funny guys
Jesuschrist
OH GOD KEVIN NASH BOUT TO RAPE THOSE GUYS
>Nash and hall for no fucking reason
Triple h is such a faggot
HE FINALLY GOT HIS OWN BACK LADS!
HE FINALLY GOT OVER THAT SUMMER!
Harlem heat one the best themes
>that backstage bit with Hall and Nash and those SNL cucks
why.png
They save rape victims often grow up to be rapists themselves
Based Outsiders with the full cavity search.
Mysterio is now a Spidey character
Come on its 3am already.
>prostate exam
OH NO NO NO
The Nash rape meme'ers are going to lose their minds!!!!
So they could get a check.
WWE is a leftist cuck company now, bro
Yeah the memes became reality
Nice seeing tajiree doing commentary
I can’t think of a match I care about less than fucking Rey mysterio and Samoa Joe
Rey is a fan of Toby McGuire. Promoting the new spiderman movie.
/pol/ cancer fickle off and die
>bringing Mysterio back and dressing him up like some fruity lizard just to get sat on by some wannabe Yokozuna
why does the wwe video player suck so much.
if I watch live I can't rewind, if I watch from beginning I can't fast forward but only 30 minutes.
Faggot.
The fuck was the point of that match
what the fuck this match was
based joe burying that nerd
Im tired can we cut to Corbos shitting on Angle's chest please
SPICS BURIED
WWE STILL CONFIRMED RACIST
I thought the refs weree supposed to lift the hand at least two times
The fuck is the point of this whole event
this desu
and now back to shit matches
damn they buried Ray
They are you nigger.
This wasn't scripted come on.
Fuck man Mysterio doesnt deserve this.
that was a bummer
>Batista and some currynigger
OH BOY CAN'T WAIT
I thought it was 3
Obvious squash
Yes, he does
Wow, they could have at least gone 5 minutes to give the met life crowd a chance to get beers and take a piss
Please, we asked you nicely to go away.
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
rey's got a broken ankle ya idiots
you aren't disproving my point, buddy
>fakes cancer
>still gets booed
Fucking garbage Wrestlemania.
1/10
Time for a piss break
They should let Andrade fight instead.
Sounds raunchy and littypilled
Who's the crawling out the sky
CALLED IT
Mania does this every year, they schedule too many matches and have to blow one off with a squash, etc.
Fucking dumbasses
Rey legit prolly in top 50 all time and gets done like that meanwhile Hunter will get like 40 mins to shit it up.
>there's still 11 hours left with 15 more matches to go
Someone mind redpilling me on this whole Nash rape thing?
Well at least someone's cancer is in remission
forced memes
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I hate this whole everyone has to be on the card bullshit. This is why Mania 16 sucked. You don't deserve shit, earn it
Whoever thought it was a good idea to have a 10 hour long ppv event is a moron.
>every match needs to be 30 minutes with multiple finisher kickouts
yer a fag m8
Gauranteed Drew win as a Scot on minoritE night
God live streams have come a long way
He got hurt last raw, he got cleared but his moveset is pretty taxing so they probably just played it safe.
Apparently he has an injury, if so makes sense they keep it short.
his popularity is in remission too lmao
>drew with the big boy scottish entrance
guaranteed loss.
Drew having every drunk NYPD shithead out for him lmao
Based entrance for big dimes drew
>IF YOU WANT TO BE AN INSPIRATION I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT BUT IM ASKING YOU NOT YOU TO ENTER THIS FIGHT ILL KICK YOUR ASS ANYWHERE
Worst storyline ever
Drew's body is my ideal natty body. The guy has top tier genetics.
Does Vince know what an awful show this has been?
He's up against Mr Cancer Drew was never going to win
desu they should run all matches after the end
they dont need to care about time scheadules or stuffs like this nowdays beacuse of WWE Network also it would please the fans an lot
Based Drew MAGAIntyre
That is how a real wwe champion look like
Kofi is #notmychampion
>big dog
>immediate boos
>immediate crowd mute
jesus christ this guy literally can't get over even with cancer lmao
He doesn't care, he's going to the XFL. That's why this shit is a leftists cuck company now
What's up with these shitty 3 week long Mania builds?
Member when Cena and Rock feuded for an entire YEAR before they ever even got in the ring?
That's why zoomers will always be jealous, we just had it better. Prowrestling is truly dead.
>"wow, how could anyone suggest that Roman's cancer was some part of a work?! How fucked are you guys?! Not everything is a work!!"
>new Roman cancer themed merch released
>Roman's cancer gets used as a part of a storyline for Mania
Hmmmm....
/pol/ fuck off
That audio tampering
Reminder that Roman faked cancer to get cheers during his pretend fights
Even with faked cancer
>has cancer
>is down the card and nowhere near a title
>still getting booed
jesus
this guy gets it. i remember when Cena made this guy Roman cry on live tv. wrestling sucks now.
Not your safe space, faggot
SJWrestlemania is great bros
More fireworks than entire show
Oh fuck you Vince
Uterusmania running wild
>SJWrestlemania
how does one pronounce this?
Only 2 more hours
WWE does this all the time. They did it with Eddie's death.
Kill yourself, filth
Based Big dog
Its good to see Roman again. I'll take him over evrything else we've seen tonight so far.
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BATTLING
This, they tried to push Chavo out of guilt in 2006 too
Fucking Language police. Fuck off.
Nah going to sleep once the mens matches are done.
new
YOU CANT RUN AND GO UP AND DOWN IN A GYM RENEE, YOU DUMB BITCH
Triggered nigger.
COME ON DREW BEAT CANCER
es jay wrestlemania
are you retarded or something?