Wrestlemania Comfy Thread #4

>the bailey buddies botching

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>half of Bayley's balloons are dead

ONE
FUCKING
JOB

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>it’s a women’s tag clusterfuck to be even more embarrassing than the men’s was
Paige is a fucking retard. You’re in character stupid.

my girls the IICONICS winning

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basado

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AHAHAHAHA

tfw sasha will never be ur gf

Bret gets attacked p2

I wish Bret would go put one of these bitchies in a sharpshooter.

Damn, that black haired one is ugly

PLEASE WELCOME, BRETT "THE SHITMAN" FAAART

How many men tag teams walk to the ring holding hands?

WATCH OUT BRET

>remixing Bret's theme

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Not even kidding
Who books this horse shit? This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

good piss break placement desu

>Are you big leaguing me, Shane?!

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"You have been in a lot of Triple Threats over the years Paige" - Cole

The crowds of people getting food or taking a piss right now

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I enjoy women's wrestling

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Based

>Paige is brought out to talk about tag teams
Like pottery.

In AEW all of them

This shit is awful

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basef

This is a friend of mine I’m watching wrestling with at this moment

Haven't watch since I'm at work.
What's the overall rating of the show so far?...

beth better not tap to horsetty

Ok bois my pee pee hard

2/10

Tfw Beth Phoenix gets to smell Sasha's beautiful muff

around a 3-4/10 from me so far

why can't women perform moves in a smooth and crisp manner?
everything they do, they end up fucking up in some way or another

7

6/10 but my rating is boosted by the 7 beers I've had so far

holy shit that was fucking hot

Tamina is hot.

Asuka and Ember both can.

I don't understand how you zoomers could hate on Miz vs Shane, but defend this fucking awful wymns match.

Your generation ruined wrestling and if I met you girl, I'd beat your fucking ass in front of your family and ass fuck your whore closet lesbian mom.

How does the Boss's wig stay on all matchup?

The highlight of it so far is Shane doing the same spots he's been doing since 1999 to give you an idea

I don't remember the women moves being this bad in LU s1 or 2, WWE just refuses to hire women who can wrestle

that was supposed to be a frog splash?

muh Eddie

DEADIE

Sasha can't do the fucking frog Splash

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BASED ICONICS

THEY DID IT!!!
based shitposters

THE GIRLHOOD DREAM

THEY DID IT

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REMINDER: if you are giving the wwe your money to watch this on the network... you are an E-DRONE.

Seriously, people are actually paying for this shit. While based illegal streamers are laughing and celebrating how superior we are.

Ooooh what a rush!

BASED ILLCONICS. looks like all the horses wont be holding the title belts at the end of the show

Why were they able to gently roll Beth out of there? The fuck was that?

how fucking shit are the Iiconics as tag champs? belts are worthless now

based samefaced aussies doing it for straya

>replaying the shitty chopper bit because WWE realizes they wasted money on it
LMAOOOOO

King Kofi Kingston

STREAMING LIVE @@@@@@@@@

CLICK SHERK

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Remember all the cringefags who said, "Charlotte won the title cause they want their Four Horsewoman moment at the end of Mania".

Literally dozens of you kept saying this. Well, KILL YOURSELVES!! You fucking marks were WRONG yet again. Over and over you try to sound so smart but you constantly get exposed as the worthless ignorant fucks you are.

wait how many more matches are there?

>belts are worthless now
>now

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15

I’m just here for the triple h cringe entrance

seethe holy moly

So is Stephanie gonna come out and introduce the women for the main event while talking about how wrestling has come a long way, and then force the entire roster to come out and applaud the women after the match?

>universal championship in 2 minute curtain jerker match
>wwe championship match has six matches left after it
What the fuck
I know we have to have le wymyn last but why do the titles have to be on so fucking early?

Kek kofimania

What to play during the boring matches comfy bros?

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Dubs and Charles and Becko have career ending injuries tonight.

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Who else is rooting for the white guy?

there's only 2 more matches

you bet she's gonna make that all about herself

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You forgot the part where she takes credit for the whole thing.

dubs and it still happens...

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welp, now we know Kofi is losing

This is gay as fuck

Animal crossing, duh

Good job giving away the winner new day. Try to act a little less hype next time

Boyhood dream will come true because WWE have to prove they arent racist

I hope DB wins.

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zelda minish cap which I never played before, such a comfy game

why?

Trips and Rousey gets injured.

Re-roll

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Tetris 99 brother

I feel like there have been to many changes already so I predict DB wins.

>implying vince will let a nigger be champion
This isn't some fake virtue signalling PR move, vince isn't going to agree to it so easily

The New Day

vs

The New Dan

Kek

Is it easy to hack a 3ds been wanting a handheld for emulation for a while.

They're telegraphing a Kofi win too much. Bryan is winning.

Sunset Riders

Dude I tried this game and just couldn't get hooked. Should I give it more time? Got really bored after 20 mins or so and never tried it again. Been playing chrono trigger recently.

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You know the real belt is in that box ringside that big e brought out so he doesn’t have to have his moment with a wooden belt. These niggers poker face is terrible

Honestly, if wwe has either Kofi or Becky lose, they'll win back my respect.

If both lose, I'll kms in their honor.

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Bryan wins via shenanigans. Kofi wins at SummerSlam.

i hated how it ended, it should be the beginning of peak, not the climax

battletoads and ding-dong diddly double dragons pal

prepare to be worked white boi

Kofi Kingston, no mass!

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I can't reroll (Hanks demands it).

Anybody else can though.

Dubs and Charlotte/Becky suffer career ending injuries tonight.

I done it like Two years ago I just followed the guide on /vg/ in the /hbg/ thread. It was pretty easy just take your time. Well worth it I downloaded so many games and it's a joy to play snes on it.

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keep trying cripple poster

The locker room shot fucking lol

Stunning and brave

Finished it many times. What a gem, comfy as shit

Nice might just treat myself.

The New Gay is gonna turn on Kofi, aren't they?

>I didn't get paid extra to fake being excited at a television screen tonight

yep.

I honestly have no idea why I’m watching this shit. I’m bored to death. I just wanna see triple h embarrass himself with some over the top entrance and I wanna see how shitty the main event match is

god I hope not

you literally paid for it

WHEN YOUR FAGGOT EX-BOSSES' BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR DOESN'T HAVE ONE GOOD MATCH, THAT'S HARD TIMES DADDEH!

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Why?

Kofi is shit, always has been shit.

Just got dumped by a golddigging whore this mania better be fucking good.

Theres a Bryan one too

cringe there matches have all been pretty good

What the fuck is in that gift box, bros?

that was the scnario i thought of a long time ago.

Kofi wins the belt but then big E gets jealouse and the group breaks up and big e becomes a mega heel and kofis first rival

Agreed

It’s the worst mania of all time

a heel turn

The real world title so kofi doesn’t have to have his moment with the wooden belt

yeah
I popped bigly for the iiconics winning because I have unhealthy feelings for peyton, but everything else has been bland and wooden

You better start chugging brother.

I meant more like they'd screw him because they are jealous

Fuck Americans and their cuck fetish, you are the only reason this skinny comedy midcarder will be a world champion.
Look at the match he's not even trying to have a good match

>nikki cross trying to act crazy but supportive

He's so skinny too. Ay least Benoit and Guerrero were super roided-manlets. Todays manlets just look like average guy you might see at the pub

Surprisingly the Miz Vs Shane has been the stand out for me.

This is fucking boring. Everyone start posting diva tiddies.

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Where is simon?

bryan is carrying this broomstick shitter

Fuck, posted the wrong one.

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Do the guys in the lockerroom realize what a piece of shit this show has been? They have to know, right?

Peyton is so freaking pretty.

The main event will save it

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I WANT TO CUM IN KOFI KINGSTON

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Kofi would make a cute bottom desu

Why are wrestling fans so fucking embarrassing?

I know it was memed as the worst WrestleMania before tonight but it has been so far.such a great roster but the storylines are just fucking garbage.

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What matches are left so I can plan reheating this domino's...?

that is such a weak looking hold

Please return to the main gamethread.

Tripfags aren't allowed in the comfy zone.

You know, I really don't like niggers.

accurate

Most of them are cuck beta americans

Its meant for comfy times. And if you like collecting things or decorating. Id at least try 1 more time.

this match got based as fuck

This match is pretty good so far

>wrestlers cheering for Kofi in the back

Uh... wouldn't this played out gimmick have worked better for Brock vs Seth?

wwe is so ignorant sometimes.

Tho it is fun to think about Mustafa Ali wanting to kill himself right now. Blacks don't care who they steal from.

Try the gamecube or ds one instead.

Hows the drinking game going i'm tanked

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Not gonna lie this got pretty kino at some point, can't tell exactly when through the alcohol

Still not worse. Go watch WM 2 or some of the earlier ones. This ones problem is outside the miz/shane match its all forgettable so far. Its a 4 or 5 out of ten and a wrestlemania you will forget in a few years.

1 hour and 15 minutes left

6 matches still to go

my fucking sides

tfw all my beer is almost gone and all i have is vodka

should i keep drinking,bros???

goddamn that was pretty good

We lost bros. World Wrestling Entertainment and Vince proved they arent racist

Wow. This company is a complete and utter joke

best match so far.

ECOFASCISTS SEETHING

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If Becky wins tonight I swear I will never watch this predictable horseshit ever again.

Yes persevere.

Manlets BTFO

do it

>he doesn’t know that this shit is going to be another 3 hours

inb4 extra secret hour

This has been boring as shit so far

>kofi plates already on the belt

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Charles winning would be worst. I will stop watching and never post here again if she wins

Isn’t it kinda weird that it already has kofi plates on the belt? Is wrestling pre planned?

This is gonna be one of them this is the highlight and people will be sick of Kofi by tommorow kinda things.

the network literally says it finishes in 1 hour and 12 minutes

Mizdad as a player on Yea Forums team when?

It's gonna happen, ESPN already profiled her earlier last week on their website. They wouldn't waste time on a whole feature piece if it wasn't already in the bag.

WE DID IT. RACISM IS OVER FIR ONLY 9.99

>Wrestling is scripted
Wait, n-no this can't be real

How can people stand this?

Triple H and Booker never happened. Thank you WWE

even worst, i think that New Day will split and someone of them will be heel from now on

Is this going to be like Wyatt where he loses it the next PPV?

Only took 4 and a half hours for the first good match of the night.

>Bryan carried the whole fucking match
>loses

Old Day vs New Day vs Tomorrow. Fatal three way.

Seth AND Kofi?

Bexfags are scared right now...

Just hoping for Batista to end Hunter forever

I'll believe it once I see the video of big e fucking steph while paul jerks off in the corner

LINKOLA IN RUINS

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Was there any follow up to that? Like at all?

damn this company for making me feel human things

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Yeah got that feeling too

NASH GETTING REVENGE FOR THE RAPE

BASED BIG SEXY

BIG KEV ABOUT TO TURN THE TABLES

Diesel getting revenge for Summer of 92

HHH wins gets a title shot wins and starts reign of terror 2

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>Hahahahahaha rape is so funny guys

Jesuschrist

OH GOD KEVIN NASH BOUT TO RAPE THOSE GUYS

>Nash and hall for no fucking reason
Triple h is such a faggot

HE FINALLY GOT HIS OWN BACK LADS!
HE FINALLY GOT OVER THAT SUMMER!

Harlem heat one the best themes

>that backstage bit with Hall and Nash and those SNL cucks
why.png

They save rape victims often grow up to be rapists themselves

Based Outsiders with the full cavity search.

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Mysterio is now a Spidey character

Come on its 3am already.

>prostate exam

OH NO NO NO

The Nash rape meme'ers are going to lose their minds!!!!

So they could get a check.

WWE is a leftist cuck company now, bro

Yeah the memes became reality

Nice seeing tajiree doing commentary

I can’t think of a match I care about less than fucking Rey mysterio and Samoa Joe

Rey is a fan of Toby McGuire. Promoting the new spiderman movie.

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/pol/ cancer fickle off and die

>bringing Mysterio back and dressing him up like some fruity lizard just to get sat on by some wannabe Yokozuna

why does the wwe video player suck so much.

if I watch live I can't rewind, if I watch from beginning I can't fast forward but only 30 minutes.

Faggot.

The fuck was the point of that match

what the fuck this match was

based joe burying that nerd

Im tired can we cut to Corbos shitting on Angle's chest please

SPICS BURIED
WWE STILL CONFIRMED RACIST

I thought the refs weree supposed to lift the hand at least two times

The fuck is the point of this whole event

this desu
and now back to shit matches

damn they buried Ray

They are you nigger.

This wasn't scripted come on.

Fuck man Mysterio doesnt deserve this.

that was a bummer

>Batista and some currynigger
OH BOY CAN'T WAIT

I thought it was 3
Obvious squash

Yes, he does

Wow, they could have at least gone 5 minutes to give the met life crowd a chance to get beers and take a piss

Please, we asked you nicely to go away.

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE

rey's got a broken ankle ya idiots

you aren't disproving my point, buddy

>fakes cancer
>still gets booed

Fucking garbage Wrestlemania.

1/10

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Time for a piss break

They should let Andrade fight instead.

Sounds raunchy and littypilled

Who's the crawling out the sky

CALLED IT

Mania does this every year, they schedule too many matches and have to blow one off with a squash, etc.

Fucking dumbasses

Rey legit prolly in top 50 all time and gets done like that meanwhile Hunter will get like 40 mins to shit it up.

>there's still 11 hours left with 15 more matches to go

Someone mind redpilling me on this whole Nash rape thing?

Well at least someone's cancer is in remission

forced memes

Streaming @@@@@@@@@@@@

Click sherk

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I hate this whole everyone has to be on the card bullshit. This is why Mania 16 sucked. You don't deserve shit, earn it

Whoever thought it was a good idea to have a 10 hour long ppv event is a moron.

>every match needs to be 30 minutes with multiple finisher kickouts
yer a fag m8

Gauranteed Drew win as a Scot on minoritE night

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God live streams have come a long way

He got hurt last raw, he got cleared but his moveset is pretty taxing so they probably just played it safe.

Apparently he has an injury, if so makes sense they keep it short.

his popularity is in remission too lmao

>drew with the big boy scottish entrance

guaranteed loss.

Drew having every drunk NYPD shithead out for him lmao

Based entrance for big dimes drew

>IF YOU WANT TO BE AN INSPIRATION I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT BUT IM ASKING YOU NOT YOU TO ENTER THIS FIGHT ILL KICK YOUR ASS ANYWHERE

Worst storyline ever

Drew's body is my ideal natty body. The guy has top tier genetics.

Does Vince know what an awful show this has been?

He's up against Mr Cancer Drew was never going to win

desu they should run all matches after the end

they dont need to care about time scheadules or stuffs like this nowdays beacuse of WWE Network also it would please the fans an lot

Based Drew MAGAIntyre
That is how a real wwe champion look like
Kofi is #notmychampion

>big dog
>immediate boos
>immediate crowd mute

jesus christ this guy literally can't get over even with cancer lmao

He doesn't care, he's going to the XFL. That's why this shit is a leftists cuck company now

What's up with these shitty 3 week long Mania builds?

Member when Cena and Rock feuded for an entire YEAR before they ever even got in the ring?

That's why zoomers will always be jealous, we just had it better. Prowrestling is truly dead.

>"wow, how could anyone suggest that Roman's cancer was some part of a work?! How fucked are you guys?! Not everything is a work!!"
>new Roman cancer themed merch released
>Roman's cancer gets used as a part of a storyline for Mania
Hmmmm....

/pol/ fuck off

That audio tampering

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Reminder that Roman faked cancer to get cheers during his pretend fights

Even with faked cancer

>has cancer
>is down the card and nowhere near a title
>still getting booed

jesus

this guy gets it. i remember when Cena made this guy Roman cry on live tv. wrestling sucks now.

Not your safe space, faggot

SJWrestlemania is great bros

More fireworks than entire show

Oh fuck you Vince

Uterusmania running wild

>SJWrestlemania
how does one pronounce this?

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Only 2 more hours

WWE does this all the time. They did it with Eddie's death.

Kill yourself, filth

Based Big dog

Its good to see Roman again. I'll take him over evrything else we've seen tonight so far.

based

BATTLING

This, they tried to push Chavo out of guilt in 2006 too

Fucking Language police. Fuck off.

Nah going to sleep once the mens matches are done.

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new

YOU CANT RUN AND GO UP AND DOWN IN A GYM RENEE, YOU DUMB BITCH

Triggered nigger.

COME ON DREW BEAT CANCER

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es jay wrestlemania
are you retarded or something?