Randy Orton in a boring match? that's shocking to hear!
Wrestlemania Comfy Thread #3
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That was a pretty good match, 8/10 to be honest
Vince let TNA go over. They didn't bury it yesterday at the HOF. Does Dixie give good head?
>mandrama
Based comfy thread, thanks OP
Member when Shamus was main event? lol
Haha I forgot about autistic seizure jap
that seems like eons ago
Lacy Evans getting gangbanged by all the tag teams
No. He was a channel changer so I never saw any of it.
Rusev Day?
>Randy Orton in a boring match? that's shocking to hear!
does sheamus actually have edge neck?
time for ricoshit to flip his way to a loss!
Member when the epileptic nip headlined mania
Why are the NXT guys here?
rico shit and the moody manlet
>that pop for Ricochet
It's fucking weird having some guys enter from the top of the ramp and others enter from the halfway point
Close, One bad bump and he might be wheelchaired.
If Edge gets in a fender bender his neck is toast
no, hes one bad bump from having edge neck
Mania is always better when you have no expectations
>flippy shit
Yawn, when will it be done?
Redpill me on ricochet, Yea Forums
Richochet at his first Mania brings a tear to my eye.
Especially when EC3's first Mania resulted in getting thrown out 3rd in a preshow Battle Royal.
Fuck this shit.
>no creaky door at takeover
>creaky door at mania
Confirmed Dunn autism
he flips a lot.
every wrestler must have a beard?
AND DONG WILL NEVER BE DIDDLY!
This is about to be over corepgraphed cluSter fuck
Expect the faggy smarks to chant a lot. I’m gonna go take a shit
Flippy manlet
he flips and he's fucking the america ninja bitch
Ricochet slimes
Prince Puma DIMES
STREAM LIVE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
CLICC SHERK
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based Wendy's
>redpill
fucking die
Those sound effects that Vince added to Aleister's intro make it super cringe
Only if they are bears or otters (Rollins is the only twink with a beard (Becky)).
is that the DBZ pose?
Fuck you snickers I'm having a kit kat chunky
Are the Usos going to win? I kinda like all these tag teams
Yes. Name their fusion.
Terrible symmetry their fusion will be shit(er)
YOU READY FOR TAKER Yea Forums?
yeah they're trying to fuse
Bluepilled faggot
i don’t know user we’ll just have to wait and see
That's the Hall pose, you anime simp
>not having a Mars bar
PanderMania has a white women come out dressed as a Watermelon
Aleister Black is clearly not 215 pounds, lmao. Also Shinsuke looks like one of the time rangers.
No, it was trash ass you faggot
Shasaro
More like a ladybug teebee-h
Fill me in on what i missed. Just signed up for WWE to watch wrestlemania in HD
>Samoan Wrestler
>Does the Samoan Drop
Kinder Bueno here, you plebs
If you post on here and read anything on Twitter you should kys lads
Thought it was ladybird
The ultimate flippy guy. He's really fucking good at it though.
Is Nakamura outfit a tribute for the recently retired Amazing Red??
based
I can't take the constant cutting to the camera man standing on the floor every 3 seconds. It's so terrible. Rather just read about what happens and watch highlights. Have fun boys.
this kind of match is fucking retarded, just let 4 guys be inside the ring and have 2 of them always knocked
>Sheamus is Daddy sign
based
good post
who /literallyfallingasleep/ here?
BASED CESARO
Just in from work have I missed anything?
Yeah, an autist killed himself on stream
Two shit matches and Lesnar lost the title in 90 seconds.
Cesaro is so fucking based. Please push him Vince
my brother is out cold
Don't know any of the storylines since I don't keep up with wwmeme anymore, are there any that are going to be good?
Hogan cameback and said the N word
that was a pretty sick sweep
and why does he zoom in and out on every move? it's looks stupid
>ricochet
Wasn't he one of the wrestlers in that shitty flippyshit webm?
No, none, zero, literally no bad blood feuds. Even the wymyn match is literally all
>muh main event grrr gotta brawl
And that's it.
more like forever red
that shooting star press was slow as hell.
Absolutely not this is going to be the worst wrestlemania of all time. We are just here to watch it burn and laugh at triple hs faggy entrance
Yeah, that Lesnar shit was lame. A low blow and three stomps. That's it?
That only brings Brock's power level down from 100% to 92% not 100% to 6%.
>mfw too drunk to fall asleep
I envy you
I don't think so.
That was also a 0/10 spot. Made absolutely no sense.
So how long till this ends?
Watching with a REAL girl!!!
Daniel Bryan calling someone else a B+ player and Kofi and New Day kinda playing up how "their kind" doesn't really get shots from WWE.
post feet
Should I kms lads?
She's asleep.
Meltzer would disagree
shieeet man das raycis
Give your sister a Toni Storm (two in the pink).
Gud match
>nosering
Yikes!
>stream drops out on super-super plex
>Watching with a REAL girl(male)!!!
Fixed that for ya
That was fuckin gay
WHY DOES THE BAR KEEP GETTING BURIED THEY SHOULD BE THE BIGGEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
USOs the most zoomer tag team?
flippy flippy man made it out ok
Post her ass
FUCK how did that match end? I missed it, had to go dilate.
No, that would be New Day.
Only if you take out a politician first....jk.
New Day are the zoomer tag team
Why the fuck would you make them retain
Who's the incel tag tram?
Ricochet.
Saxtons tux is more over...
Not anymore. He's swallowed the blackpill. Literally, every night now.
did they just skip over hart entirely? LMAO
Give me the rundown
LET'S GET READY TO SUCK IT!!!
Why didn’t they show Bret hart getting attacked last night?
post covers that are better than the original
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Does triple h jerk off to pictures of himself?
>post feet
Why would DX want to be in the hall of fame anyway.their whole shtick was that they were anti mainstream
Fucking sellouts.
>0 pop for brutus
that's what happens when your career is based on hulk hogan, brother.
Ricochet rides the Flying Dutchman now, if you get my drift.
Why didn't Rick Rude come out?
It's a work brother. HH
Peak cringe
look at goku giving 'em a sniff
ding-dong diddly user coming through with the goods
Man, look at those 50 years old rebellious kids
>everyone in dx in shape
>road dogg is a fat fuck
kek
Link for stream?
cytube, look for one of the wm streams
Why was Rick Rude left out of the DX thing?
DX is old people
>a bunch of adolescent self-indulgent marks wouldn't want to have another marquee moment
Hello?
TORRIE MILFSON
Bret's face always looks so kind.
Why the fuck would you make everyone stand there for a DX entrance?
why was Tori?
BASED user
he left for wcw.
just to fuck with bret one last time
Because HHH hates the fact DX at its best was when he was carrying Michael's bags, so he pretends it doesn't exist.
even watchwrestling has live streams
could not be simpler to find if you're not a brainlet
don't worry, at next year's half of fame induction ceremony, it will be mentioned and joked about no less than five times
So what was torrie's hof speech about yesterday? heard it was interesting.
Mike the jizz stain miz up next
Why was Jim Neidhart? Why was Mike Tyson? Why was Hornswoggle? Great Khali? Boogeyman?
Deal with it
About Carlito spitting the apple in her face.
I don't watch wrestling faggot :^)
Thanked us for nutting to her
she just said "thanks for letting me be a part of your puberty"
she literally said "thanks for fapping to me"
>you just reminded me that Neidhart was literally a DX member for about 10 minutes
This Shane/Miz feud absolutely sucks.
anything that lets me see Papa Miz is alright by me.
Do you think the guys talk shit about triple h behind his back? Dude fucking loves himself
lmao I forgot that this feud existed until now
that sounds pretty awkward desu
now that she's thought of us fapping to her I wonder if she'd fuck one of us out of pity hahaha just kidding hahaha
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>Miztake
heh
So how is Shane gonna fucking kill himself today
DOLLA DOLLA
>Dead silent crowd
>Shane wearing black cuz he heel
CM PUNK BTFO
Didn't mean to quote that
>shane has been wrestling for more than 20 years
>has only gotten worse
I honestly don't get it. muh leaps aren't that interesting.
COME
ON
SHANE
BABY!!!
Hopefully Pete Gas and Rodney come out!
Shane don't say it!!! Too many people are watching!!
>Best in the World
>Don't chant CM Punk
I do like the announcer's suit
Shane vs. Okada would un-ironically one of the greatest matches of all time.
BATISTA BOMB CHECKING IN
He’s gonna kill him self to get Miz over as a face to beat DBry at SS
He was in it for like two months and didn't really do anything. Rick Rude is based, but he really doesn't belong.
HERE COMES THE PEPE
nigger literally every woman from her generation was hired for that fact
Should have brought back the MSP
C
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Jesus christ, they are mentally ill.
>seething mizfag
How'd your girl Asuka do tonight, bitch?!
Based Shane O'Mac
imagine how much money she could make with a fuck me lottery where she sells tickets for $10 and pulls the winning one out and they get a pity fuck
>I honestly don't get it. muh leaps aren't that interesting.
the man threw himself off the top of the titantron at a whim. he had kurt angle put him through glass that wouldn't break. shane earned his spot over 90% of the guys in the roster, and he didn't even have to. he's the boss's son, and never had a reason to do it, but he still did. i respect him over most guys.
Miz's dad bobbing along to Shane o mac's theme lol
>Scouring deep cut reddit posts
Kinda wanna tell ya to kys but i'm sure you were already considering it
This borefest of a match is going to be 45 minutes minimum isn't it? Fuck Shane.
MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY
THIS
Shane is based AF
Where’s Jimmy?
>Miz
>Face
Pick one
lil' Naitch is the best in the biz. Good choice for such a high-intensity match.
Shane mind broke him
how long until shane is winded
Miz got pyro?
WTF?????
Guess when a McMahon is in a match, its gonna get special treatment.
PURE STRIKES
can someone tell me when batista vs triple h will be on? is this the main event?
Someone tell him to cut it out with those fucking pretend punches
Any idiot can do that. For example: Shane does it. He has no talent and he's not interesting.
So I was going to tune in later and see the Brock/Seth match, but it's already happened? I saw it online, why was it so early in the card, and why was it such a shit match? It was barely a match actually. wtf?
its like miz fighting miz :D
> Vince let TNA go over. They didn't bury it yesterday at the HOF. Does Dixie give good head?
in what way did they mention it?
Is everyone in the locksroom aware of how awful of a show this is or are they oblivious? Some of them have to know what a hunk of shit it has turned into.
what do you think shane is going to jump/fall off of?
Pete Gas has the ideal physique. As a lanklet I envy him
Kek Shane still prances around like a little kid
Best pure striker in sports entertainment now that Carder's gone.
Except that high intensity will lead to Shane punching all match.
Brock can't be arsed to work more than 5 minutes
who played him in paige's movie?
Brock on the preshow and jobbing to Sef. what the fuck bros did Brock get more money to be convinced of doing this?
>Any idiot can do that.
i don't see you, or the rest of the roster doing it. that makes you worse than an idiot lmao.
Ha! Based Shane-O piefacing Miz's potato faced dad just like that fan did to Paige in Chicago after telling her to lose weight.
Empire state building
>THAT WAS MUST SEE TV
nobody:
Shane: *takes a high risk spot*
Wonder if he's gonna top himself.
Don't argue with this zoomer, he knows jackshit about the respect Shane gets from the fans and the boys in the back.
>tune back into wrassling for the first time since 2003
>shane mcmahon is still wrestling
what the fuck
thats cool and all but he did all of that shit 20 years ago. Idc are about him anymore.
Oh shit stunt grandpa time
Miz's dad is just as tired as us over Shane's boring jumps
Or actually smarter than one.
Usos did next to nothing in the match they won. Predictable
Wrestlemania: No wrestlers under 40 allowed
the fuck are even watching?!
what type of shoes are shane wearing?
>running the "man rushes ring" storyline in a match after the Bret incident last night
based Vince not giving a fuck about the Hart family
o shit
This is dumb, all of this is dumb
please stop
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
don't want to get in a ring with a pure striker like Shane.
Shane about to be HEEM'd
Mr. Miz cant sell for shit, goddamn it
Mike and George Mizanin vs Shane and Vince when?
do you guys think any wrestlers wear chasity cages in ring?
Travis Scott Air Jordan 33
Blahahhaa!!! This is fucking awesome.
KEK PICKLEBOY IN THE FRONT ROW
What is up with WWE making some loved characters nowdays into evil asshole heels? i knew that they did with some people in the past like Hulk Hogan but nowdays seems boring and forced, first was Bryian and now its Shane
Do i cant like an guy and he keeps going being an good person that kick evil guys asses or something like this?
i guarantee he was legitimately not up for waiting until the end of the night for his match. even more so after watching what a shitshow it was
This match would be perfect if Mr. Miz had any acting talent whatsoever
Miz should get pissed and go to Gorilla and beat up Vince in retaliation.
i bet titus does so his big, thick, uncut, hairy, veiny black monster cock doesn't flop out and get all the white girls and white bois horny.
I had to let the dog out. Why is daddy Miz dead?
You mean you don't like him looking like he's having a nap
>loved characters
>Shane
Get fucked
woaaah oohhhhhh wrestlemania!
Val Venis is a ?
Thanks bruv
How bad has it been?
He triesld to box Shane, but his arms were too short to box with God.
Lil Naitch has gloves on. There will be blood...
What is this garbage? Shane can't fucking wrestle.
What did I miss out? Did anything cool happen? Is shits fucked?
>he didn't see Titus' 2 incher when he accidentally posted it on Twitter
>that guy who fell on his ass while recording those chair shots
Kek
>started off bad but getting a bit better
goldust did in 96
this is boring
Is this the ultimate boomer match?
Fatal four way tag match was great.
Tag match was good
You gotta go to the main gamethread bud.
You're not welcome here.
BASED
4/10 is generous. This is easily the worst Wrestlemania yet.
those poor chinese
nothing says "I just got kneed in the gut" like casually sitting in the corner
>Current Year Man 3:16
What a shitshow, please let it be over soon
No not the nip announce team!
This match is pretty fun. It's been a while since I've heard the holy shit chants
lmao at the mess at worldwide commenrtarists
don't worry guys Cena/Angle is still going to save this show
SHANES FUCKING DEAD
>Oliver 3:16
Is that a reference to the basedboy that buried Roman and Vince on his late show?
match of the night honestly
this show has been boring this far, at least this is fun
it's not as good, but this reminds me of those based hardcore matches during the attitude era
ASIANS CHIMPING OUT
Who the fuck think this is good, please fucking end it.
Tell me what's wrong with it, user.
I'm really enjoying it. Best wwe ppv I've seen in a long time
>UPPERCUT FROM MORTAL KOMBAT
This is Kino
>black guy doesn't have a bbc
as a white sissy, nothing is ever more disappointing.
Fuck the pedomod thread
Really really
this is a great match
shane is around stuff to climb though
Hi vince! Aren't you a little busy with mania to be posting here?
reminds me of Boiler Room Brawl Match
Anyone got a screenshot? I didn't see that.
THIS MATCH JUST GOT BASED!!!!!!
I love Falls Count Anywhere ever since Benoit/Sullivan (look it up seething zoomerfags)
>yfw you realize there are 4 more hours
Shane's gonna take another dive
WILL BASED SHANE BRO BE OK???
I prefer the Benoit/Benoit/Benoit Falls Count Anywhere match
Say what you will about Shane, but he ALWAYS steals the show at Mania.
Vs Taker, Styles, etc
Shane is doing it, he's doing it!
How can they endure that much? Brock is supossed to be way above them and only lasted a low blow and 2 finishers.
I TAKE IT BACK THIS WAS PRETTY GOOD
>wcw finish
what is going on?
LOL! That was a burial if I ever saw one.
HERE COMES THE PEPE
omg bros they landed on that matress
>shane wins
excuse me what the fuck?
Fuck those crash mats took a hell of a beating
Why
>*suplex on a comfy cushion*
wack
LMAO
ding-dong diddly fuckin based
GTFO shill
Based Shane going full Vince
SHANE O'MAC BABY!!!!!
MONEY
MONEY
MONEY!!
Where the FUCK is based Bobbo already?
LOL Based Shane
what a stupid finish
LOL what
Sef such a shitter that a Brock matchup goes on the preshow
Stone Cold prediction brackets: ruined
That was fucking awesome though. Shane is the fucking man and deserved the victory.
Best match of the night so far. Based Shane coming through
>shill
ALL /POL/ CANCER NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ASAP
holy shit this commercial is talking to us
Imagine paying thousands of dollars to attend this absolute shitfest.
>shill
That's a term used by Yea Forums bro (it's DCfags who lie and say Shazam was good... it SUCKED)
man paiges asshole looked juicy on them nudes
Paige gonna do a live sex show?
>no Pete Gas
>no Joey Abs
>no Rodney
new
DAZN is unironically good tho, at least outside US, in leafland they even have NFL Redzone
>worked into a boil by /pol/
Thats gonna be a yikes from me sweatie
>/pol/ coined the term "shill."
You are one dense motherfucker.
Shazam was good you fucking incel
best replies, but still very low IQ
D.C. mark seething
HOLY FUCK PLEASE JUST END THIS MATCH ALREADY. WHY THE FUCK ARE WOMEN SO BAD AT WRESTLING?
I have never seen the IIconics but I'm loling at this screaming bitch gimmick