Wrestlemania Comfy Thread #3

Rusev Day?

>Randy Orton in a boring match? that's shocking to hear!

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does sheamus actually have edge neck?

time for ricoshit to flip his way to a loss!

Member when the epileptic nip headlined mania

Why are the NXT guys here?

rico shit and the moody manlet

>that pop for Ricochet

It's fucking weird having some guys enter from the top of the ramp and others enter from the halfway point

Close, One bad bump and he might be wheelchaired.

If Edge gets in a fender bender his neck is toast

no, hes one bad bump from having edge neck

Mania is always better when you have no expectations

>flippy shit
Yawn, when will it be done?

Redpill me on ricochet, Yea Forums

Richochet at his first Mania brings a tear to my eye.

Especially when EC3's first Mania resulted in getting thrown out 3rd in a preshow Battle Royal.

Fuck this shit.

>no creaky door at takeover
>creaky door at mania
Confirmed Dunn autism

he flips a lot.

every wrestler must have a beard?

AND DONG WILL NEVER BE DIDDLY!

This is about to be over corepgraphed cluSter fuck
Expect the faggy smarks to chant a lot. I’m gonna go take a shit

Flippy manlet

he flips and he's fucking the america ninja bitch

Ricochet slimes
Prince Puma DIMES

STREAM LIVE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

CLICC SHERK
BASEDSTREAM.COM
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based Wendy's

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>redpill
fucking die

Those sound effects that Vince added to Aleister's intro make it super cringe

Only if they are bears or otters (Rollins is the only twink with a beard (Becky)).

is that the DBZ pose?

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Fuck you snickers I'm having a kit kat chunky

Are the Usos going to win? I kinda like all these tag teams

Yes. Name their fusion.

Terrible symmetry their fusion will be shit(er)

YOU READY FOR TAKER Yea Forums?

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yeah they're trying to fuse

Bluepilled faggot

i don’t know user we’ll just have to wait and see

That's the Hall pose, you anime simp

>not having a Mars bar

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PanderMania has a white women come out dressed as a Watermelon

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Aleister Black is clearly not 215 pounds, lmao. Also Shinsuke looks like one of the time rangers.

No, it was trash ass you faggot

Shasaro

More like a ladybug teebee-h

Fill me in on what i missed. Just signed up for WWE to watch wrestlemania in HD

>Samoan Wrestler
>Does the Samoan Drop

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Kinder Bueno here, you plebs

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If you post on here and read anything on Twitter you should kys lads

Thought it was ladybird

The ultimate flippy guy. He's really fucking good at it though.

Is Nakamura outfit a tribute for the recently retired Amazing Red??

based

I can't take the constant cutting to the camera man standing on the floor every 3 seconds. It's so terrible. Rather just read about what happens and watch highlights. Have fun boys.

this kind of match is fucking retarded, just let 4 guys be inside the ring and have 2 of them always knocked

>Sheamus is Daddy sign
based

good post

who /literallyfallingasleep/ here?

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BASED CESARO

Just in from work have I missed anything?

Yeah, an autist killed himself on stream

Two shit matches and Lesnar lost the title in 90 seconds.

Cesaro is so fucking based. Please push him Vince

my brother is out cold

Don't know any of the storylines since I don't keep up with wwmeme anymore, are there any that are going to be good?

Hogan cameback and said the N word

that was a pretty sick sweep

and why does he zoom in and out on every move? it's looks stupid

>ricochet
Wasn't he one of the wrestlers in that shitty flippyshit webm?

No, none, zero, literally no bad blood feuds. Even the wymyn match is literally all
>muh main event grrr gotta brawl
And that's it.

more like forever red

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that shooting star press was slow as hell.

Absolutely not this is going to be the worst wrestlemania of all time. We are just here to watch it burn and laugh at triple hs faggy entrance

Yeah, that Lesnar shit was lame. A low blow and three stomps. That's it?

That only brings Brock's power level down from 100% to 92% not 100% to 6%.

>mfw too drunk to fall asleep
I envy you

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I don't think so.

That was also a 0/10 spot. Made absolutely no sense.

So how long till this ends?

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Watching with a REAL girl!!!

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Daniel Bryan calling someone else a B+ player and Kofi and New Day kinda playing up how "their kind" doesn't really get shots from WWE.

post feet

Should I kms lads?

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She's asleep.

Meltzer would disagree
shieeet man das raycis

Give your sister a Toni Storm (two in the pink).

Gud match

>nosering
Yikes!

>stream drops out on super-super plex

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>Watching with a REAL girl(male)!!!

Fixed that for ya

That was fuckin gay

WHY DOES THE BAR KEEP GETTING BURIED THEY SHOULD BE THE BIGGEST TEAM IN THE WORLD

USOs the most zoomer tag team?

flippy flippy man made it out ok

Post her ass

FUCK how did that match end? I missed it, had to go dilate.

No, that would be New Day.

Only if you take out a politician first....jk.

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New Day are the zoomer tag team

Why the fuck would you make them retain

Who's the incel tag tram?

Ricochet.

Saxtons tux is more over...

Not anymore. He's swallowed the blackpill. Literally, every night now.

did they just skip over hart entirely? LMAO

Give me the rundown

LET'S GET READY TO SUCK IT!!!

Why didn’t they show Bret hart getting attacked last night?

post covers that are better than the original
youtube.com/watch?v=sdZMrrkooQ8

Does triple h jerk off to pictures of himself?

>post feet

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Why would DX want to be in the hall of fame anyway.their whole shtick was that they were anti mainstream

Fucking sellouts.

>0 pop for brutus

that's what happens when your career is based on hulk hogan, brother.

Ricochet rides the Flying Dutchman now, if you get my drift.

Why didn't Rick Rude come out?

It's a work brother. HH

Peak cringe

look at goku giving 'em a sniff

ding-dong diddly user coming through with the goods

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Man, look at those 50 years old rebellious kids

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>everyone in dx in shape
>road dogg is a fat fuck

kek

Link for stream?

cytube, look for one of the wm streams

Why was Rick Rude left out of the DX thing?

DX is old people

>a bunch of adolescent self-indulgent marks wouldn't want to have another marquee moment
Hello?

TORRIE MILFSON

Bret's face always looks so kind.

Why the fuck would you make everyone stand there for a DX entrance?

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why was Tori?

BASED user

he left for wcw.

just to fuck with bret one last time

Because HHH hates the fact DX at its best was when he was carrying Michael's bags, so he pretends it doesn't exist.

even watchwrestling has live streams

could not be simpler to find if you're not a brainlet

don't worry, at next year's half of fame induction ceremony, it will be mentioned and joked about no less than five times

So what was torrie's hof speech about yesterday? heard it was interesting.

Mike the jizz stain miz up next

Why was Jim Neidhart? Why was Mike Tyson? Why was Hornswoggle? Great Khali? Boogeyman?
Deal with it

About Carlito spitting the apple in her face.

I don't watch wrestling faggot :^)

Thanked us for nutting to her

she just said "thanks for letting me be a part of your puberty"

she literally said "thanks for fapping to me"

>you just reminded me that Neidhart was literally a DX member for about 10 minutes

This Shane/Miz feud absolutely sucks.

anything that lets me see Papa Miz is alright by me.

Do you think the guys talk shit about triple h behind his back? Dude fucking loves himself

lmao I forgot that this feud existed until now

that sounds pretty awkward desu
now that she's thought of us fapping to her I wonder if she'd fuck one of us out of pity hahaha just kidding hahaha

Based

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>Miztake
heh

So how is Shane gonna fucking kill himself today

DOLLA DOLLA

>Dead silent crowd

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>Shane wearing black cuz he heel

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CM PUNK BTFO

Didn't mean to quote that

>shane has been wrestling for more than 20 years
>has only gotten worse

I honestly don't get it. muh leaps aren't that interesting.

COME

ON

SHANE

BABY!!!

Hopefully Pete Gas and Rodney come out!

Shane don't say it!!! Too many people are watching!!

>Best in the World
>Don't chant CM Punk

I do like the announcer's suit

Shane vs. Okada would un-ironically one of the greatest matches of all time.

BATISTA BOMB CHECKING IN

He’s gonna kill him self to get Miz over as a face to beat DBry at SS

He was in it for like two months and didn't really do anything. Rick Rude is based, but he really doesn't belong.

HERE COMES THE PEPE

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nigger literally every woman from her generation was hired for that fact

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Should have brought back the MSP

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Jesus christ, they are mentally ill.

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>seething mizfag

How'd your girl Asuka do tonight, bitch?!

Based Shane O'Mac

imagine how much money she could make with a fuck me lottery where she sells tickets for $10 and pulls the winning one out and they get a pity fuck

>I honestly don't get it. muh leaps aren't that interesting.
the man threw himself off the top of the titantron at a whim. he had kurt angle put him through glass that wouldn't break. shane earned his spot over 90% of the guys in the roster, and he didn't even have to. he's the boss's son, and never had a reason to do it, but he still did. i respect him over most guys.

Miz's dad bobbing along to Shane o mac's theme lol

>Scouring deep cut reddit posts
Kinda wanna tell ya to kys but i'm sure you were already considering it

This borefest of a match is going to be 45 minutes minimum isn't it? Fuck Shane.

MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY

THIS

Shane is based AF

Where’s Jimmy?

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>Miz
>Face
Pick one

lil' Naitch is the best in the biz. Good choice for such a high-intensity match.

Shane mind broke him

how long until shane is winded

Miz got pyro?

WTF?????

Guess when a McMahon is in a match, its gonna get special treatment.

PURE STRIKES

can someone tell me when batista vs triple h will be on? is this the main event?

Someone tell him to cut it out with those fucking pretend punches

Any idiot can do that. For example: Shane does it. He has no talent and he's not interesting.

So I was going to tune in later and see the Brock/Seth match, but it's already happened? I saw it online, why was it so early in the card, and why was it such a shit match? It was barely a match actually. wtf?

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its like miz fighting miz :D

> Vince let TNA go over. They didn't bury it yesterday at the HOF. Does Dixie give good head?

in what way did they mention it?

Is everyone in the locksroom aware of how awful of a show this is or are they oblivious? Some of them have to know what a hunk of shit it has turned into.

what do you think shane is going to jump/fall off of?

Pete Gas has the ideal physique. As a lanklet I envy him

Kek Shane still prances around like a little kid

Best pure striker in sports entertainment now that Carder's gone.

Except that high intensity will lead to Shane punching all match.

Brock can't be arsed to work more than 5 minutes

who played him in paige's movie?

Brock on the preshow and jobbing to Sef. what the fuck bros did Brock get more money to be convinced of doing this?

>Any idiot can do that.
i don't see you, or the rest of the roster doing it. that makes you worse than an idiot lmao.

Ha! Based Shane-O piefacing Miz's potato faced dad just like that fan did to Paige in Chicago after telling her to lose weight.

Empire state building

>THAT WAS MUST SEE TV

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nobody:
Shane: *takes a high risk spot*

Wonder if he's gonna top himself.

Don't argue with this zoomer, he knows jackshit about the respect Shane gets from the fans and the boys in the back.

>tune back into wrassling for the first time since 2003
>shane mcmahon is still wrestling
what the fuck

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thats cool and all but he did all of that shit 20 years ago. Idc are about him anymore.

Oh shit stunt grandpa time

Miz's dad is just as tired as us over Shane's boring jumps

Or actually smarter than one.

Usos did next to nothing in the match they won. Predictable

Wrestlemania: No wrestlers under 40 allowed

the fuck are even watching?!

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what type of shoes are shane wearing?

>running the "man rushes ring" storyline in a match after the Bret incident last night
based Vince not giving a fuck about the Hart family

o shit

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This is dumb, all of this is dumb

please stop

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
don't want to get in a ring with a pure striker like Shane.

Shane about to be HEEM'd

Mr. Miz cant sell for shit, goddamn it

Mike and George Mizanin vs Shane and Vince when?

do you guys think any wrestlers wear chasity cages in ring?

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Travis Scott Air Jordan 33

Blahahhaa!!! This is fucking awesome.

KEK PICKLEBOY IN THE FRONT ROW

What is up with WWE making some loved characters nowdays into evil asshole heels? i knew that they did with some people in the past like Hulk Hogan but nowdays seems boring and forced, first was Bryian and now its Shane

Do i cant like an guy and he keeps going being an good person that kick evil guys asses or something like this?

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i guarantee he was legitimately not up for waiting until the end of the night for his match. even more so after watching what a shitshow it was

This match would be perfect if Mr. Miz had any acting talent whatsoever

Miz should get pissed and go to Gorilla and beat up Vince in retaliation.

i bet titus does so his big, thick, uncut, hairy, veiny black monster cock doesn't flop out and get all the white girls and white bois horny.

I had to let the dog out. Why is daddy Miz dead?

You mean you don't like him looking like he's having a nap

>loved characters
>Shane
Get fucked

woaaah oohhhhhh wrestlemania!

youtube.com/watch?v=RSbyk0VReyo

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Val Venis is a ?

Thanks bruv

How bad has it been?

He triesld to box Shane, but his arms were too short to box with God.

Lil Naitch has gloves on. There will be blood...

What is this garbage? Shane can't fucking wrestle.

What did I miss out? Did anything cool happen? Is shits fucked?

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>he didn't see Titus' 2 incher when he accidentally posted it on Twitter

>that guy who fell on his ass while recording those chair shots
Kek

>started off bad but getting a bit better

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goldust did in 96

this is boring

Is this the ultimate boomer match?

Fatal four way tag match was great.

Tag match was good

You gotta go to the main gamethread bud.

You're not welcome here.

BASED

4/10 is generous. This is easily the worst Wrestlemania yet.

those poor chinese

nothing says "I just got kneed in the gut" like casually sitting in the corner

>Current Year Man 3:16

What a shitshow, please let it be over soon

No not the nip announce team!

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This match is pretty fun. It's been a while since I've heard the holy shit chants

lmao at the mess at worldwide commenrtarists

don't worry guys Cena/Angle is still going to save this show

SHANES FUCKING DEAD

>Oliver 3:16

Is that a reference to the basedboy that buried Roman and Vince on his late show?

match of the night honestly

this show has been boring this far, at least this is fun

it's not as good, but this reminds me of those based hardcore matches during the attitude era

ASIANS CHIMPING OUT

Who the fuck think this is good, please fucking end it.

Tell me what's wrong with it, user.
I'm really enjoying it. Best wwe ppv I've seen in a long time

>UPPERCUT FROM MORTAL KOMBAT
This is Kino

>black guy doesn't have a bbc

as a white sissy, nothing is ever more disappointing.

Fuck the pedomod thread

Really really

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this is a great match
shane is around stuff to climb though

Hi vince! Aren't you a little busy with mania to be posting here?

reminds me of Boiler Room Brawl Match

Anyone got a screenshot? I didn't see that.

THIS MATCH JUST GOT BASED!!!!!!

I love Falls Count Anywhere ever since Benoit/Sullivan (look it up seething zoomerfags)

>yfw you realize there are 4 more hours

Shane's gonna take another dive

WILL BASED SHANE BRO BE OK???

I prefer the Benoit/Benoit/Benoit Falls Count Anywhere match

Say what you will about Shane, but he ALWAYS steals the show at Mania.

Vs Taker, Styles, etc

Shane is doing it, he's doing it!

How can they endure that much? Brock is supossed to be way above them and only lasted a low blow and 2 finishers.

I TAKE IT BACK THIS WAS PRETTY GOOD

>wcw finish

what is going on?

LOL! That was a burial if I ever saw one.

HERE COMES THE PEPE

omg bros they landed on that matress

>shane wins

excuse me what the fuck?

Fuck those crash mats took a hell of a beating

Why

>*suplex on a comfy cushion*

wack

LMAO

ding-dong diddly fuckin based

GTFO shill

Based Shane going full Vince

SHANE O'MAC BABY!!!!!

MONEY

MONEY

MONEY!!

Where the FUCK is based Bobbo already?

LOL Based Shane

what a stupid finish

LOL what

Sef such a shitter that a Brock matchup goes on the preshow

Stone Cold prediction brackets: ruined

That was fucking awesome though. Shane is the fucking man and deserved the victory.

Best match of the night so far. Based Shane coming through

>shill
ALL /POL/ CANCER NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ASAP

holy shit this commercial is talking to us

Imagine paying thousands of dollars to attend this absolute shitfest.

>shill

That's a term used by Yea Forums bro (it's DCfags who lie and say Shazam was good... it SUCKED)

man paiges asshole looked juicy on them nudes

Paige gonna do a live sex show?

>no Pete Gas
>no Joey Abs
>no Rodney

new

DAZN is unironically good tho, at least outside US, in leafland they even have NFL Redzone

>worked into a boil by /pol/
Thats gonna be a yikes from me sweatie

>/pol/ coined the term "shill."
You are one dense motherfucker.

Shazam was good you fucking incel

best replies, but still very low IQ

D.C. mark seething

HOLY FUCK PLEASE JUST END THIS MATCH ALREADY. WHY THE FUCK ARE WOMEN SO BAD AT WRESTLING?

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I have never seen the IIconics but I'm loling at this screaming bitch gimmick