Literally impossible
Literally impossible
Adam Robinson
Benjamin Ward
You just need to have faith that you can beat her scientific magic!
I also find that being drunk helps, and don't be afraid to get rush close to her during her boss attacks in order to avoid her crucifix spam
.t first 1cc was PoDD Hard
Lucas Morgan
Her theme is my favourite
Christopher Morales
Leo Howard
Hudson Ward
Go to bed, asshole.
Henry Wright
Carter Martin
its 9:15 in bongland, get fucked
talk to me when you can beat her
Leo Thomas
Yeah so which character should I play as?
For hard mode. I can't even fathom lunatic yet.
Sebastian Garcia
kana anaberal
Jackson Hall
Okay, lets try her out.
Parker James
It's 11:30
Jacob Evans
I did it with Kotohime and Reimu on hard, once with Marisa on Lunatic
Kana is not a bad choice
Adam Bennett
uhhh the British Overseas Territories don't count
Matthew Thomas
wrong bong
Colton Green
I lost
Didn't even reach Yumemi
Jacob Fisher
>playing PooPooDD
John Miller
Remi-shama...
Eli King
Imagine sucking sloppy cum so hard you can't enjoy the best canonical depiction of a danmaku battle
Angel Lopez
I died to her AGAIN
Evan Butler
Just keep trying user! You'll get to Yumeni eventually!
It will take much longer to beat her though, even if you can do that reliably
Easton Foster
>Imagine sucking sloppy cum
PooPooDD players don't need to imagine LMAO.
Caleb Wright
>shitting on the most SOVLful game in the franchise
NGMI
Christian Brown
>actually playing 2hu games
crazy niggas
Aiden Ross
Jack Phillips
>598715817
Kill yourself
Blake Kelly
Blow me.
Jackson Mitchell
This is the kind of gameplay I'm interested in, imagine the euphoria after you 1CC pic related.
Andrew Ortiz
They're fun
Brayden Lewis
That's a man right? Very hot if it is.
Tyler King
>soulless traced art looking like generic anime trash
>soulless patterns or rather just random bullet diarrhea
>soulless characters with clear priority of quantity over quality
>soulless forgettable music
>soulless ugly visuals
>soulless story with isekai'd villain
Shartasmagoria of DooDoo
Josiah Perry
>quantity over quality
user there's only six new characters
that's literally less than current touhou games, UM had 8
David Cox
And 4 of them are completely forgettable.
Kevin Fisher
RIKA SEX
IMPREGNATION
Jayden Nelson
I love Sanae!
Julian Thompson
Alice will be playable in Touhou 19
Jace Brooks
Even in doujin manga, her only role is sleeping.
David Wood
GIWTWM
Carter Williams
Furryanon...
Jackson Butler
Yumemi is probably the only character where i'd say it's wiser to let her boss roll around, partially because you'll need it to stand a chance, but also because 2 of her 4 patterns are manageable. The machine gun one that's aimed at you even at Max Level doesnt cover that much space, and the crosses that you can just try to stream. Both may set you up for trouble but the issue is the next pattern, not the pattern in itself.
Jonathan Gray
Yumemi... sexy...
Alexander Myers
Chiyuri is actually a pretty steep hill to climb.
Jack Lee
Proto-Sumireko... p..pretty sexy...
Adrian Phillips
Boomer Sumireko
Boomer Sumireko
Logan Roberts
Boomireko??
Mason Myers
Sekibanki is a boy
Angel Torres
Hot.
Blake Cox
How does this yokai look like the average Japanese woman? Do you think the villagers are playing along with her kayfabe or is she taking the piss?
Isaiah Wright
He is literally me!
Anthony Rodriguez
Post head.
Lucas James
Confidence is the key.
Henry Brooks
Alice
Austin Perry
did 9/11
Connor Ross
That is unfortunate.
Lincoln Sanders
Alice killing americans!
Ryder Evans
I draw futahu
Matthew Watson
I call you based
Ryan Price
wtf I love Alice now?!
Zachary Butler
She's a real jerk
Sebastian Martin
Isaiah Lopez
pyw
Easton Reyes
>"fags" in the thread
Noah Gonzalez
why did you put fags in "" ?
are you offended by that word?
Lucas Perez
you know what, those people ironically acting like fags in the thread might as well be homos in the real world
Daniel Johnson
I masturbated to boyhus and male cosplayers dressed as 2hus having sex. Does this make me unironic fag?
Charles Martinez
but there are only futastraights in this thread