Can a Smash fan explain to a noob why this game is so hated?

It feels like shit to play, fucking MOVING feels like a chore unless you pick meta knight. In Smash Wii U it felt slightly less like shit, but still shit. In Smash Bros. Ultimate it's even better to move around but still feels wonky and shitty. Sakurai hates Melee so much he permanently nerfed MOVING. Fuck him, fuck Nintendo and smash bros. Even moving around in smash 64 feels better than in the new smash games. The fuck is sakurai's problem.

But I guess if Nomura was mad for 10+ years about how he couldn't make his version of FF versus XIII only to bring it back in kingdom hearts 4, then Sakurai hating players moving well in smash is to be expected. Old Japanese men are the most vile pieces of shit hateful cunts on the planet. They hold on to petty anger and never let it go, worse than an angry woman.