Lads! Think about it! What if..
What if DOOM was a grill???
Lads! Think about it! What if
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Lucas Rodriguez
It'd be a bad direct to video movie that even the game devs want nothing to do with
Levi Wilson
It would be COOM.
Daniel Clark
Lads! Think about it! What if..
What if OP was not a cock sucking faggot that made shit threads???
Charles Watson
Doomguy was originally going to be a girl called Lorelei Chen.
Jordan Davis
It would make me diamonds. As long as she was big and buff and didn't talk.
Lincoln Nelson
>they don't know about Crash
Fucking zoomers
Matthew Lewis
Based and big buff chicks pilled.
Crash ain't doomguy, nigga.
Kayden Rogers
Why gender swap Doomguy when we already have Crash though?
Jayden Richardson
Logan Murphy
she would be the doom-layer then
instant loss 2koma cyberdemon comic when
Caleb Roberts
So femdoomguy could have hot lesbian sex with crash. Duh.
Jose Jones
seriously guise
is there any game like doom with a girl?
Levi Perez
Faggot.
Jayden Howard
Ahem.
Owen Perry
because Crash is a jobber but Doomguy isn't
Aaron Morgan
I want a girl who looks, sounds, acts, smells, tops and farts like a guy, BUT I ASSURE YOU, I'M DEFINITELY NOT GAY!
Caleb Powell
genderswapping is lazy as fuck
Justin Young
you aren't
Parker Baker
I mean a girl
not a try hard to be a guy type of girl
Evan Sanchez
she cute
Jaxon Walker
Dominic Sanchez
>muscle girl
>tomboy
>maybe a little reverse trap too
god I wish
not sure I care, sperg-kun
Henry Harris
If Nintendo made this into a mature game, you could shut the fuck up about Doomgirl.
Gabriel Anderson
James Nelson
Ion Fury, I guess
Charles Edwards
Eli Baker
Jeremiah Harris
Samus would still be a plank of wood regardless.
Ayden Bailey
A realistically fit women is normally a plank of wood so I don't see the issue.
Daniel Ward
is that the girl from Crash Bandicoot?
Ayden Hill
Reddit and coomers finally ruined another franchise.
Zachary Thomas
Pull a Samus is a woman reveal and have her fistpump Doomguy at the end, Doomgirl shouldn't be much different from the male counterpart
Leo Johnson
>tops
No, you definitely have the gay.
Jaxson King
UNFFF I LOVE MY GIRLS WITH BIG MUSCULAR MANLY BODIES
NO HOMO THOUGH
Daniel Evans
but what if DOOM was a bunny???
Landon Edwards
Kayden Nelson
Then she'd be just like Metroid, who's also a girl
Nathaniel Perez
I will now play your game.
Dylan Gray
no, it's someone's OC that just so happens to look alot like Nina Cortex.
>coomers ruined doom!
you have to be 18 to post here
Jaxson Robinson
Girls gotta have some beef.
Tyler Barnes
you post like someone who had neglectful parents
Adam Sanders
I wanna see her get assfucked
Jaxson Williams
I love bellies and hips and tits
John Long
Isn't he a polish male? Practically a girl already kek.
Thomas Harris
Underrated post
Brody Gomez
is the game decent?
Nathan Collins
Hey, what if Duuk Nukum was a gurl?
Bentley Davis
I want to pet her
Jackson Richardson
I WANT DOOMCHICK TO FURIOUSLY AMAZON-PRESS ME
Julian Hall
wouldn't work as well
Angel Taylor
She would be called Dick Sukem.
Angel Carter
Everyone in this thread needs to have sex immediately including myself
Jayden Foster
Bend over.
Jace Cox
Jason Anderson
> t. gymlet
Wyatt Hill
>gemma freeman
>mute semi autistic girl who loves guns
>lady chief
>no nonsense female super soldier in cool green armor
>with a weird nude blue male hologram companion
>doomchick
>amazon warrior on mars, kills demons
>lady nukem
>street smart girl with no manners, wants the D but secretly a virgin
Nicholas Morgan
would she still be a womanizer or would she go after men?
heh
Bentley Perez
No I meant her personality, her character. I can't tell you anything about Samus and the only game I skipped was Other M.
James Davis
western artists are trash and tomboys are for closet sissies
Aiden Stewart
Shelly is a proof that there's no need to do the whole genderbender thing to make a badass woman character.
Owen Nelson
please tell me thats a woman
Justin Jackson
Decent is a proper way of describing it.
Kevin Bennett
Literal subhumans with no brains.
Chase Robinson
I find that quite erotic I wish that bottle was my sausage
Wyatt Garcia
shelly is bland as fuck
Dominic Harris
I would disagree.
Caleb Russell
Honestly, she would probably go after both.
Liam Cook
>YASSS queen, can't wait for trannydoom: eternal!!
Jackson Diaz
>is big gay
Big chungus Keanu Reeves gold
Easton Kelly
Rule 63 has been around since before the tranny trend you autistic little shit
Lucas Roberts
It's a doom mod that someone thought was worth charging money for to download so decent is a good word.
Noah White
>NOOOOO ITS NOT TRANSGENDER ITS RULE 63!!! IM AN OLDFAG I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!
Michael Hall
>Doesn't know how to reply to a post
>Wojack edit poster
>complaining about oldfags
Found the redditor
Christopher Roberts
>>Doesn't know how to reply to a post
>>Wojack edit poster
>>complaining about oldfags
>Found the redditor
Jackson Ortiz
more like this desu
Liam Richardson
Honestly if you want a good retro shooter that was made nowadays, get Dusk.
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Carson Sanchez
Snuggling up in Doomgirl's big cuddly chest!
Hudson Gutierrez
based DUSKposter
Jacob Perez
>Snuggling up in Doomgirl's big cuddly chest!
Brandon Wright
Christopher Walker
Tyler Peterson
imagine the handjobs
Isaac Morales
BIG
MUSCLE
MOMMIES
David Bell
Amid Evil is worth trying too
Joshua Ortiz
So this is the reality where Doomguy was the one who died in the initial invasion?
Austin Nguyen
Don't you dare say that name around here.
Jacob Carter
d44m+ really ruined any talk about the franchise honestly. 90% of discussion is about le epic rip and tear and le epic doom comic and brutal doom and look at how badass and brutal and fearless doomguy is >:-) he kills the whole hell and all the demons fear him and look at how aggressive he is he can't go 15 seconds without destroying something around him, be it a a demon or a piece of equipment or his surroundings >:-@
It's sad to see how modern id's fundamental misunderstanding of doom influenced and reshaped that of the modern doom "community", or should I call them tourists who first heard about doom when brutal doom became popular or in 2016.
So much of the atmosphere was coming from a constant feeling of dread as the demonic environment seemed to be crafted just to torture and kill you, enemies were created with the same idea, they were supposed to be frightening and the whole of hell seemed to have a sinister culture, architecture and spirit to it, conveyed through level design, music and texturework. These elements have been completely destroyed as the doomguy was remade to be le epic rip and tear demon killing machine that every meme spewing d44m mongo wants him to be and the demons are his bitches to torture through epic glory kills. In the originals, he got his "badass" status by his sheer deeds throughout the games, not because shitty trailers and cutscenes couldn't stop shoving his brutality, invincibility and utter domination over hell down the players throat at every fucking turn.
I think I'll stick to high profile megawads for doom 2, you and those faggots at modern id are cringe incarnate. Not that they could craft a good levelset to begin with, even with a full 3D engine at their disposal, as shown in d44m, I doubt they teach level design in san francisco game design schools.
Carson Hernandez
G-Guys please stop
Christian Young
>she will never break your bed (and pelvis) in a berserk fueled rampage
Why even live?
Dylan Martin
i can't really take you as the intellectual you're pretending to be when you type like such a fucking spastic.
Jayden Cruz
I'd play a game as Noi.
Aiden Lee
>tfw no big ass baroness gf that you can summon to whoop ass and explode your enemies
High noon drifter is the mod btw
Levi Moore
unga
Luke Price
Nope, it's a guy
Chase Wright
You'd have another thing to post 10,000 coom threads about?
Aiden Foster
Josiah Reyes
Basilissa a cute
Matthew Watson
But why is Cacodemon a lesbian?
Jeremiah Phillips
>That ED that imitated OG Wolfenstein/Doom
It's official, Japs are getting into FPS
Hudson Morris