It wasn't THAT bad

It wasn't THAT bad

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no, it was worse

Every character in the game looks like a pedophile

No, it was more bad.

no, it was badder

Dear Mitch,

Please

Owie Mitchell plz no shoot me ouch stop pls ow that hurts only fifty boolets more and I might even die I love you Mitch.

My mother's deeeaaaaad?

It appears you have inflicted permanent damage upon my visage.

it was

It was literally a bunch of stolen garry's mod maps randomly put together.

That Gordon Freeman model is absolutely hilarious, dude looks like he was just crying at a bar in silicon valley.

He's got that "mom said it's my turn to play" face

YOU

kys r*tard

FUCKED

I worked on the fucking thing. It was that bad. So glad I left early on.

Elaborate my mate

Director literally thought he was hideo kojima. He wanted the game originally to actually make you fight for 7 hours, a battle royale mode, and a youtube animated series. He was delusional.

I was a programmer on the demo. I fought with him at every turn to try to correct his shitty decisions. The screen turning red with your heartbeat when you were hurt? I refused to add. Slowing down time? I refused to add, but was offered $60 to add it so eventually caved.

I tried to make the combat as good as I could. After I left, he brought someone else in to fuck up my work, making it horrible to play, who also wouldn't say no to him.

Final game, tons of the maps are from gmod, with their creators paid barely anything, if at all to use them. Other assets are stolen. Textures for child genitals were found in the game at launch. Fucking dumpster fire.

Oh Berkan, the director, works at Activision now.
I've been trying to get a job in the industry forever and this dipshit gets in somehow.
Fucking great.

>Textures for child genitals were found in the game at launch
This still fucking haunts me, I can’t even come up with a fake explanation for it.

The fact that he's apparently qualified for a manager position in the industry, and that his track record is seen as acceptable, explains a lot about gaming these days desu.
I suspect that every major studio is staffed by retards like him, and the only reason games come out half decent is because developers fight back at every turn.

That's what happens when you pull example assets from all over the internet and don't bother cleaning up your fucking files.

UP

Pretty sure he's a director on COD Mobile. Explains a lot, definitely.

The only reason he got hired is because he lied on LinkedIn and said that his time developing HDTF was time working at Valve, and Activision didn't know any better until they interviewed him, and he somehow managed to bullshit his way through.

I really wonder how bad nepotism is bad though if Frank Berkan got to work on Call of Duty Mobile, and not a single soul bothered to fact check anything, let alone the game they shipped.

Projecting much?

It was what MGSV should have been

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Yea Forums was amazing during release window for this game
>All the You fucked up my face shitposting
>That user that remade all the MGS5 trailers using this game
>The voice actors openly shitting on the game

Fuck it why not, here's some of the only footage I recorded of the demo. Someone was having a fun time with color correction. That, or Mitchel is color blind.

streamable.com/fk2yc

As another asset flip among asset flips on the STEAMing landfill site, it’s about as special as a fly on a turd pile

Yahtzee quoted the true insult of this thing perfectly. It’s not just shit, it’s indifferently sponsored shit by the very people who once were pushing the boundaries on not just pc games but video games as a whole and have since resigned to sit on their dragons hoard and let any ugly fat bastard make with their store front and even IP’s however they please, Indulging in the very evils their games and those inspired by them once stood against.

He looks like idubbbz of he had a goatee

The era of fucked up faceposting was truly incredible.
I remember people raiding the discord while the director did damage control.

Jesus Christ that color balance has "First year film student" written all over it. Man, the guy really believed he was the next Hideo Kojima

>Twenty years ago, Half-Life was a focal point in gaming's ongoing development as an artistic narrative medium; the next few years saw a slew of titles that combined AAA game design with genuine emotional story. But what happened between then and now?! Why are the games routinely rewarded with AAA status and income exclusively loot box-infested live service bullshit, games designed not to inspire or stimulate our emotions, but to numb them and hypnotize us into lab rats, mindlessly pawing the button that makes treats come out, while the games created with love and artistic integrity drown beneath waves of bottom-feeders like Hunt Down The Freeman, that tear chunks of rotten flesh from the corpses of Valve's children as Valve itself, once-habitual founders of new ages of narrative gaming, merely waves them on, barely glancing up from their tax paperwork?! What happened to you?! What happened to us?! To the people we were supposed to become?!

STANDING
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Idk but it’s probably safe to blame John Romero

Bitch.

I miss threads for the threads for this. The clusterfuck that was this game was fucking hilarious.

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black messa

>Textures for child genitals were found in the game at launch.
FULLY

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Hi, John!

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