I love this game the first time through so why is the thought of replaying it so utterly unappealing...

Come back later, I guess.
Or go grab a couple hammers from the tanagar canyon golf course.

I feel like the people who lash out at the slightest criticism of BOTW are disingenuous in their actual enjoyment of the game

I criticize botw a lot, but I am sometimes very disingenuous in my criticism

Good, makes the brainless fanatics lash out in their sunk cost conniption

The real fun of the game is going around all the islands. The dungeons are just a formality

I wish you could get one of those mining helmets that are everywhere in the game.

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I like finding islands and exploring seas, wish botw had more of that, whenyou have an ocean then finding land seems significant, though I understand how people might find being on sea chore

>goron mentions he has to stop skipping leg day

>Open world perfection
Sure.
>Best Zelda ever
Skyward Sword was better.