I just bought Stardew Valley for the Switch and I like it a lot but when the hell is the update coming out...

>horseradish

She despises those, that's embarrassing. But you know what she loves? Coconuts. But you can only get em from the desert, I just haven't been out there yet, I can never get the bus running because i'm distracted with other stuff.

Yeah, I slowly found out what she loved and began going to the desert regularly to get some coconuts.
First character I got my relationship high up with was Shane. I just kept buying him a beer every night until he became my best friend. Same with Pam.

Shane is fucking easy peasy, i've been hanging out with my cousin a lot and she romanced Shane while I hung out all night watching and shiz. He actually has a good story arc too actually.

I like Shane a lot too. He was the only one who would dance with me at my first Flower Dance.

That faggot Ape is refusing to release 1.4 before the console updates are done, despite the fact that the console updates have been outsourced and he's not spending time on them.