Any good games about conquistadors?
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>ywn fuck prime brown girls
why do brown girls like european men so much
>Greedfall
>Expeditions: Conquistadors
That's all I can think of for now.
FUCK YOU, MANUEL
but they dont have toilet paper user
Expeditions conquistadors and medieval 2 total war kingdoms.
Europa Universalis 4 lets you genocide everything outside of Europe.
Expeditions: conquistador is kino.
>like
lmao they weren't given a choice user
I'm talking in the present tense
Light skin is an universally desired trait
Total War Medieval II has an Americas campaign where you can be the Spanish invader in the 1500s. It's pretty interesting because you have the best units, but the natives have way more and can wear you down or zerg rush you if you're not careful.
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dunno but there's this song and I like it
they were given a chance maggot. die or obey, the whores chose obey. kys
>The the greatest thing about exploring Hispaniola and Mexico isn't fucking brown chicks. It's showing everyone in Spain I did.
>you were born too late to colonize cute native girls
bros...
Not in Portugal.
Allow me to contribute
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portuguese here AMA
There are still uncontacted tribes in the world. It's not too late.
>angloids hate iberians they will never make a Conquistador game.
>frogs are old enemies/rivals of iberians and therefore will never make a conquistador game.
>Spaniards are turbocucked marxist who are anti-colonialist and pro shitskin revisionism. They hate their own past
>Sudacas hate Spaniards so much they would never touch the subject.
>Amerimutts think Spaniards are Mexicans and think Portuguese are Spaniards.
>Brazil might be the only country that could potentially make a decent game since they have some mixed feeling about colonialism but they are too busy being a third world country.
Sucks being a Conquistadorfag. I just want to LARP as a Spaniard/Portuguese setting foot on virgin lands and killing/converting heathens while stealing all their women.
absolutely devastating, fucking love saxon. thanks for the contribution my metal friend.
>Sail all over the world to explore
>fuck native girls
>steal all their gold
>murder everyone who defies you
>take over the continent
>trannies still seethe 500 years later
Truly there's no man more based than the Conquistador
Based oldest ally
Why?
Props brother, andas a comer a tua dama que nem um dread?
>ally
>with perfidious albion
Haha, well meme'd!
>there has only been 500 years since we started sailing the world
fucking how. Humans live up to 100 years, that means my great, great, great, great granchilden might very well actually live on Mars at the rate we're developing.
>conquistadores
>come to a bunch of naked natives, gives them lice and smallpox
>somehow cool
DÁ UM TIRO
Yeah that's why they're brown retard
the eternal *nglo
Yes but, we also gave them a nice dose of vitamin D, user, so it's cool.
Simply because there's a huge beach culture in our country. Pale means you're sick.
I'm pale as fuck and people often tell me that I'm sick and need to eat more meat and go outside more often. I can't change my skin tone and have been receiving those comments all my life.
This is who you post with
Pumba, mesmo nas nalgas!
>tfw Japan, China and most of the orient would have been under Catholic rule if not for dirty fucking *nglo pirates and their dutch buttbuddies.
Protestants should have all been exterminated.
Who gives a fuck about Portugal?
Holy shit mano me too, I'm pale as fuck with very dark hair and people keep saying I look sick.
Fucking faggots
WHY IS THE RED BAR THROUGH THE EYES SO FUCKING HOT
WHY
Whoever made this thread maybe?
Well the native girls seemed to think so and, let's be honest, their opinion mattered way more than yours or mine.
Truly the Chads of their generation.
so you want a nigger simulator?
Why did the protestant explorers have bloodlust for the natives while catholic explorers had lust for native women?
Actually user, women like winners and its not rare they go willingly with the invaders, just look at history, theres a reason you have way more female ancestors than men, or just look at how many french girls get nazi boyfriends when they invaded france.
Niggers can't swim or sail across the sea, no.
>implying Britbongs weren't the biggest niggers of them all.
>arrive a new lands
>proceed to chimpout on all the natives and kill them all
>live the next 300 years having their villages raided by angry indios.
lol
Can you actually genocide people? I only played ck2.
If light skin is desired then why haven't you had sex?
"It is said that the village of Sumidouro was very well supplied of food: with plenty of the finest fish and hunt; and, foremost, there was no shortage of wine brought from São Paulo though their pack mules. The days went by in games and hunts, and the nights in orgies with native women and the sound of their lutes and guitars."
>tfw no open world new world RPG where you play as a conquistador, explore tombs, do quests for the natives or conquistadors, romance a cute native girl or spanish beauty
Why even live?
not him but that desire comes from places outside of his basement, good luck convincing him to leave.
Would you?
>bitchslapped a chick so hard that she turned from unwilling to professional whore
Hot damn... If only he knew how things turned.
Letter from Portuguese Captain to Ottoman Sultan at the Siege of Diu
"Most honored captain Pasha. I have seen the words in your letter, and that of the captain which you have imprisoned through lie and betrayal of your word, signed under your name; which you have done because you are no man, for you have no balls, you are like a lying woman and a fool. How do you intend to pact with me, if you committed betrayal and falsity right before my eyes? For I take you in no account, for you are a traitor like a Jew. When I saw your armada, I feared you could do me harm; but now I am assured, for like a Jew you lie, so did those who took Rhodes and Belgrade, because they were scared of battle; and if at Rhodes were the knights that are in this pen, it would not have been taken. Be assured that here are Portuguese accustomed to killing many moors, and they have as captain António da Silveira, who has a pair of balls stronger than the cannonballs of your basilisks, that there's no reason to fear someone who has no balls, no honor and lies like a Jew. The pen before you has such cattle that already you are scared and arranging a pact to betray; such pact, should I accept it, these knights would throw me at sea, and defend it themselves."
Just go to deep Siberia.
Some of the tribes there are so desperate for new blood they’ll invite you in with open arms.
1 and 2 yes, number 3 maybe from behind.
note the Sultan was indeed a eunuch
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why is there never porn where people go fuck these girls?
Thats cherry picked af user
I want a game like that but with the British East India Company. I just want to sell high, buy low, and form a harem of cute ethnic girls to love and bed.
Because they are a tourist attraction, not some uncontacted tribe
I'm not entirely sure the reason people like the portuguese but hey I'm not complaining.
IS Expeditions Conquistador good? It's been sitting in the backlog for ages
>genocided all the jews
I don't see anything wrong there.
Go fuck yourself you literal HUE. You and your retarded neighbor already left South America as a godless mutt snakepit.
Glad that the japs have their own culture and shieet, can't speak for the chinks since the got commified. Don't even want to imagine it as a watered down HUEfest
oh i have no idea if its true, i just snagged it from a thread on /int/ because i have low standards in comedy.
Because international laws AND not a lot of people go there so they would know instantly.
“prime” brown girls are like post-wall white bitches.
Aww yea
> Spain fucks so many native women he creates a new race
Pardon me old bean, perchance to say that you're misremembering a certain "Ameri-Mulatto"?
Civilization series.
You probably won’t have great grandchildren. Even if you did, they’d be slaves.
>Humans live up to 100 years
now, if were lucky if you lived past 60 back then
EU4
attack people, take their lands, convert their culture
its a history simulator, slavery is a trade good, taking lands from the natives is a core part of the game, especially for the colonizers but any country can do it.
i want to go to the fucking brazillian jungle and reforest that motherfucker with only my dick
People only give a fuck about anglo history because they have money that they can be stolen. Really goes to show how immoral and apathetic most people really are when slavery still exists in Africa today but black Americans and white liberals are more concerned about reparations.
disregard my post, i wasn't seeing straight.
i mean yeah there are plans set for one way trip to Mars, you might be lucky to see it yourself
Indios are fucking ugly, the conquistadores only fucked them because there were no Spanish women in the New World.
Yes.
It wasn't really genocide, just typical inquisition business. Most of the jews either practiced their belief in secret or just emigrated to the Americas where the laws were more lax and harder to enforce
low t bitch blood
you will never have the conquistador mindset
Can you fug her?
i probably shouldn't tell you this but if you go to the northern part of the country and drive to poor towns and native reservations you can find native girls as young as 11 working as prostitutes for a few dollars, you can even go to a reservation and try to buy a virgin girl to marry straight from her parents.
t.sopa de macaco
>because there were no Spanish women in the New World.
oh no worries, they saw to that problem in no time
I'm pretty sure this is a good way to end up on liveleak
>slavery still exists in Africa today
But that's just their culture! You can't judge somebody else's culture!
Yes.
They washed on the rivers, they didn't need toilet paper
Wrong, as historians point out on the rare situations where white women would willingly travel to the new world, most of the men would still have an african/native concubine
unless you get involved with drug traffickers or interfere with their drug smuggling thru the jungle, no.
Just entering South America is enough to be on there and bestgore, user
>ywn run away from bitchy white women to enslave and romance a cute submissive native wife
Pretty sure Anglos would fuck brown girls as well? Portuguese and Anglos are bros anyways
i just want to go into some indigenous village and plough all their women in exchange for plastic beads
You Spanish assholes made Mexicans. It's all your fucking fault.
>they have best waifu
This, but in space with wilf aliens.
I have never played FF7, and a friend just gifted it to me on the iOS store, should I play it mobile?
people generally don't have kids right before they die of old age user
I got banned from BRchan for asking how much the average woman costs for purchase.
they fear the outsider
Plot twist: you are enslaved by them.
I curse every day I was born in a world where this wasn't possible
Some user actually told his story doing this.
Gave the parents 300$ and could do whatever he wanted to their 7 yo daughter in the guest house.
The British defeated the French in the 7 Years War, which is turn helped solidly Spain's hold in
on Mexico. If the eternal anglo didn't interfere, Mexico would have been a French speaking white paradise
Nice..
wtf its just a panda?
Mexcrament wouldn't be a problem if we weren't so addicted to drugs and other degeneracy.
>blaming Spaniards at all
>when Mexicans had almost full autonomy and the Viceroyalty of New Spain had a better quality of life than mainland Spain.
Blame the Mexicans for Mexico if you want to blame anyone at all. It was their upper class that decided to shit on the king and his rules. Same shit happened with that literal retard Bolivar, who actually died regretting the balkanization of Latin America.
Yeah, just like Haiti amirite? If there is anyone worst than Spanish at colonization it's the fucking French. Literally every French colony has been shit with the exception of Quebec and that is only because the British took over the territory and it was predominantly settled by native French. The French are shit tier colonizers. Only the Italians where worst.
SOPA
Dutch are a strange bunch, they did horrible colonial mismanagement, miscalculated in colonial wars at cost of lives of European soldiers and settlers and were actually quite close to getting BTFO from Indonesia, but still they persevered.
Were*
They betrayed us, the alliance is just a formality since no one bothered to break it. Anglos can die in a fucking fire
The Mongols were alright, don't rule shit, just beat everyone into submission, tell them to rule themselves but you better pay taxes.
>rapes big girl
>passes out
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!
Not in Europe, apparently. Not for coalburner girls either.
White men on average are most preferred by women of all races in dating apps and sites thots use.
t. amerimutt
>dating apps and sites
Indeed, only thots use those.
Brazil was doing very well under the Portuguese Monarchy, even after they established independence and had their own Monarchy branch from ours they were doing very well. They only fucked themselves after a successful Military coup that ended the monarchy, they haven't recovered ever since.
Despite how much shit iberians get from the now modern latin countries, they had a stubborness and sense of adventuring that I don't think northern europeans could achieve. The dutch in Brazil were completely isolated inside the coastal cities while the portuguese could easily penetrate the countryside through rivers and parley/exchange information with natives.
if i'm a spic that has colonization and bleached fetish is it cuckshit?even if i'm pale skinned?
I mean it is, but what can you do, it's in your genes. You are a literal rape baby.
Dutch where like that scheming guy in an anime that gets BTFO constantly but continues to persevere. They are almost admirable in a sense. It's kind of surprising they survived in the Caribbean as long as they did despite all the piracy from the bongs and the ire of Spanish/French/Portuguese fleets.
that's a nice outfit not gonna lie
Yeah it is, it's the Minho traditional clothes. A lot of traditional culture is losing itself in the center and south of portugal, but the North is still going at it.
Also in Coimbra the student uniform is also very nice.
why is portuguese culture is so underrated, i dun get it
there is still a difference between white skin with a tan and brown skin
At least in East India Company they often just tried to play their local allies and vassals right and relied on South Asian mercenaries a lot. When it worked, all was good, but when it didn't, they never really had any plan B and had to improvise while everything was on fire around them.
Because we don't promote it, we can't make movies or video games or anything for shit. 40 years ago we had good cinema, but it's basically dried up. We only have good musicians now but most of the world can only tolerate anglos singing. Also people don't really care for Portugal, afaik they just think we're spain.
Pantyhose, my only weakness
Europa Universalis 3, 4 is shit
Are you sure you don't want a poor farmer girl instead?
Is it illegal to fuck them?
They fucked all the pretty ones generation after generation, now all their genes are in 3% indio whites
>laying their black capes on a dirty, dusty, white stone staircase
>stepping on their capes with their dirty shoes
Absolutely disgusting.
There's also some really good aesthetics from the 50s and 60s that I think it would make a good setting for a video game. What would it be about? I have no clue, I just know the old Portugal rural setting is so exploitable
>quebec
>good
Go put on another costume Trudeau
It's often illegal to even approach them without permission, because you might wipe out their entire tribe with your germs by just sneezing near them.
Latinas love light eyes
I'll take any cute girl at this point. I've been an incel since my ex broke up with me 5 years ago
no, truckers in the north of brazil live on diet of energy drinks, coffee and native cunny
Spanish Fury best day of my life, BORN TO LANDSKNECHT / NETHERLANDS IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1572-1579 / I am mercenary man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD DUTCHMEN
>And they didn't like it.
My god how perfect.
Capes are historically a functional garment, not an aesthetic one, nigger.
Just wash it.
The capes are very rough and strong, they are designed to be layed on the floor. They were designed centuries ago, when people would just use it to sleep on the beach with them or wherever, students still do this. You can just dust them off and they will be clean.
French colonization in the new world was basically just building some small villages and trading with the natives.
language: Spanish
male: sole male
female: BDSM, body painting, corruption, dark skin, exhibitionism, mindbreak, sole female
misc: full color, uncensored
that's only true for isolated tribes but farmers and miners go there to rape girls and shoot at them anyway.
Nigger, wtf is well wrong with you, nothing of what you said is true, take your meds psycho
ANGL'ED
Adding o this, those capes usually have to have beer spilled on them, some vomit and cum. It's a hazing at universities. The cum can be yours tho, you just have to have sex on he cape.
> Do you wish to save your game, Warrior?
hate to be the one telling you user, but everything he said is true, there was a huge spike in pregnancies during the nazi invasion of france, and it wasn't due to rapes.
beaches being used for industry and food/work is kind of an alien concept that i can't imagine in my head
Oh and we essentially fucked our whole millenia old fishing tradition because of weak politicians cucking to the EU. God, it really pains me to live in a time where Portugal is at its lowest.
Well half of our borders is coastline and the main population centers, we have to use it for something
You Portuguese have some might fine wine.
Give back our Maddie
based
brown people is disgusting
thank god my country is mostly euro descendant
And really cheap. Wine is usually seen as the fancy choice throughout the world, here we just drink cheap and good local wine in all meals
based illya poster
The parents killed her lol
Yet another anglo trick
Reminder not to trust the lies of perfidious Albion
why does the brown nigger have a blackface?
Here's another peak aesthetic that's ripe to be explored, the 60s colonial wars. Riding horses and killing blackies
All whores would choose obey brainlet
Rember that time we stole the entire Spanish silver fleet and fucked Europe's monetary systems? Aaah good times
always bothers me that these pepe and feels guy feature the red/green from the republicans and the (((carbonária))).
It's Justin Trudeau
C'mere negrão
We never wanted Brazil though, the WIC was never our focal point. The VOC was.
I mean I do prefer the white/blue Monarchic colors, but don't pretend they just concocted those colors out of thin air, there is still tradition to these colors
*fortunate son* plays
actually there were quite a lot of negroes that did black minstrel shows, they all had painted blackface
>tfw brown trap gf that loves me immensely and cooks me tasty mexican food and only asks for cuddles in return
I want a Shenmue game with this aesthetic
Low test post
Cringe. I cant imagine being the type of person who has to act like this 24/7
El mestizo, señoras y señores
There's this bizarre fucking obscure manga about a Portuguese girl living in Japan.
>it's a native sex slave episode on Yea Forums
Unironically some of the best threads
>incel
>ex
You are a volcel you lazy piece of shit.
>talks about other nations playing tricks when the two most famous Portuguese people (Tsu and Mourinhio) are complete frauds
Sekiy user
>its the weekly rape fantasy wank thread
sometimes i unironically want to see the west turn full flaming leftist just to see you subhumans get genocided.
this world has no fucking hope.
>NOOOOOOOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT
No, she had to approach me. I was an incel before and an honorary incel since.
Better to have never loved than loved and lost, user.
> The Nossa Senhora da Graça incident (ノサ・セニョーラ・ダ・グラサ号事件), alternatively called the Madre de Deus incident (マードレ・デ・デウス号事件), was a four-day naval battle between a Portuguese carrack and Japanese samurai junks belonging to the Arima clan near the waters of Nagasaki in 1610. The richly laden "great ship of commerce", famed as the "black ship" by the Japanese, sank after its captain André Pessoa set the gunpowder storage on fire as the vessel was overrun by samurai. This desperate and fatal resistance impressed the Japanese at the time, and memories of the event persisted even into the 19th century.
> The British historian C. R. Boxer noted the great effect that Pessoa's actions had on how the Japanese see Portuguese people. According to Boxer, the event apparently gave the Japanese an exaggerated impression of the fighting qualities of the Portuguese, as well as appealing to the Japanese samurai mentality due to Pessoa's rather un-Christian act of suicide. As such, stories of the event were told and retold again over the next hundred years, often in an exaggerated and wildly inaccurate manner, and found themselves embedded as part of local folklore.[48]
> you will never sudoku yourself and your ship and kill a bunch of japs because they were being mean to macau
Actually I just wanted some kino games with mesoamerican settings. I just happened to have an amusing conquistador picture to use.
t.seething roastie
Kuneru Maruta.
She is supposed to be called Marta, but the japs can't pronounce it, so they call her Maruta.
>hating such a comfy, soulful thread
>being this much of bitter incel freak
not our fault, that you have low test, don't you got a flamewar to start somewhere?
>Better to have never loved than loved and lost, user
I know the feeling, I miss my brown exgf. Haven't seen her in a whole year
Expeditions: Conquistadore, feminism aside.
Damn spaniard bastards, taking away mesoamerican culture because they were savages, just because the Moops invaded you guys didn't mean you had to go ahead and invade Mesoamerica. They were just doing their own thing and sacrificing rival neighbors but noo you damn conquistadors had to come "correct" their behavior by forcing them to convert to Catholicism because Quazicoatil wasn't allowed in heaven. Damn spaniard bastards, I will never forgive what you do so now I'll always shit talk any Spaniard I see online.
Is there any art of conquistador girls dominating native boys?
love this game
vikings was based too, hope the third one has a nice setting
I wish!
This fellow was antisemitic.
>hating such a comfy, soulful thread
>This fellow was antisemitic.
And that's a good thing!
Brazilian/Portuguese women in Japan are surprisingly common. I think it's because a lot of Jap companies do business there, and their Salaryman liaisons fall for a big bunda Brazilian girl and the girl falls for the opportunity to live in a country that's clean and crime free. So they get married and have a little afro-Japanese baby. One of theses families then moved to the US, and was in one of my university classes. The poor 5'5" man was exactly as ugly as you would imagine.
>wojaknigger
reminder to all forum pseuds and armchair popstorians
everyone knows this spicfriend
it's just that no one cares.
Brazillians yes, Portuguese not so much. As it was explained to me by a BR in Japan, in the 80s they let a lot of BRs in for whatever reason, and they stayed there, mostly in Tokyo I think.
I mean we used to, we had a base in Nagasaki where they adopted a lot of our culture centuries ago. Things like Tempura is directly a copy of the food we made there, down to the name. And the castella cake they love so much .And they have a lot of borrow words as well.
>A Ala dos Namorados
>the valentine wing
>pic of a bloody battlefield
goddamnit don't make want to start learning Portuguese history.
Does anyone still have this? I remember that story but want to read it again.
While we’re in a conquistador thread, does any have that image of an anime conquistador going “oh sorry, did I do that?”
It comes to mind every now and then and I can never find it
I actually don't know why it has that name, but it's from a very important Battle, called Battle of Aljubarrota. Yet another embarrassing example for the Spanish military. For a millenium they tried, they never won a single battle.
Wrong pic, meant to post this one
>post pseudoscience in an effort to undermine what Europeans did for them.
No sorry, don't even try to insult Europeans by comparing it to the minor civilizations of the Mayans. It would even be insulting to compare European accomplishment to Rome. Rome existed for almost a thousand year, but it never had any real science. Rome accomplishment look insignificant compared to post 1500s European. That's why incredible Europeans are. You can ignore Rome and Ancient Greece, and they would still be responsible for most inventions.
Europeans made this world. Humans independently discovered agriculture 5 times. Humans only discovered the industrial revolution once. In Britain. Amerindians should be glad that they got some of those European genes to make them mildly relevant in this world, instead of going the way of Australian abos.
>Dutch where like that scheming guy in an anime that gets BTFO constantly but continues to persevere
I read a history of the Dutch Antilles and Suriname (don't ask) and this is absolutely true. Fuck knows how it all survived. At one point, in 1929 a Venezuelan revolutionary took the main fort on Curacao, kidnapped the Governor, looted the entire treasury and then invaded the mainland.
>talks about pseudoscience
>references charles murray (even though he didn't read him)
irony so far inside your ass it's not even amusing.
opinion disregarded.
There was that one game where Jamestown was a Martian colony and the final boss was a conquistador.
>that pic
See, that's the gas, folks. Can't trust the Anglos (sadly), can't trust the continent (lol, seriously, never a more transparent enemy since the USSR), can't trust China.
Your post oozes schizophrenic infinityfag. Take your meds.
Wow.... If this is true (Probably) now I understand why liberal autists hate Colombus so much
I call this one "The Fetishization of Asian Women Despite a Demand for a Pure White Race"
damn, wasn't Spain a major threat? or was it just their navy?
These and Betrayer
>burgers
>mildly relevant
You had it up until you let your rent show.
WTF no....
Rent Free(tm)
#everysinglethreadon4chan
>Yeah they had ritualistic human sacrifice and cannibalism and slavery and aggressive imperialist wars but it was actually better than those dirty Europeans because they did it for religious reasons!
Amer-Indianaboos are so pathetic. Especially the part about "Oh they let the cities they conquered be free as long as they paid a tithe". Did it ever occur to these """"scholars""" that this is exactly why the Spaniards were able to divide and conquer the pathetic Aztec """empire""" so easily? The Aztecs never centralized power, land, or labor like Rome, China, Persia, or any empire that actually accomplished things. They just had a fucking house of cards of tribute and shaky alliances. No wonder 300 unwashed Spaniards were able to knock it down. A system like that isn't built to last, it's just convenient because your opponents don't resist it as much compared to the threat of total annihilation/assimilation. So instead of mastering the surrounding tribes and uniting them under one banner, the Aztecs were content to leech off of them.
What is this? yandex only gave me eiyuu kyoshitsu which seems completely unrelated so far
Yeah, you are preaching pseudoscience. I mean what type of "debunking" is that shit? You even admit "yeah the aztecs were violent barbarians who took human sacrifice to an institutional level never seen elsewhere and the spanish descriptions were indeed real, but they didn't kill AS much people". It doesn't even debunk anything, just acts like Mayans have some sort of writing style is super impressive. The Spaniards brought you all the post 15th century improvement. its an objective fact, and instead you point to lame ass accomplishment that look insignificant when you remember that Oxford university is older then the Aztec empire. Its pathetic and insecurity. Stop it. The only impressive less advanced civilization in the world is feudal Japan, because its startling how such a backwater was able to not only successfully adopt industrialization practices from Europeans, but turn into a world power in a century. If the Mayan and Aztec had this incredible potential, we should have saw the same thing from them....they didn't
Also, how is posting Charles Murray "pseudoscience", nothing he says has been debunked. If anything, he may have still given non-Europeans accomplishments a biased boost. Or, do you think that human behavior and cognitive ability are not genetics? Don't get me started on how much pseudoscience that is.
No doubt you are that dumb aztecboo from /his/ and you will get shit on here for the same reason you get shit on there. Objectively, mesoamerican civilization are novel, but not super impressive. They were behind old world civilization and its objective fact that Europeans advanced the region by a thousand years. I repeat, you should be more appreciative of it. Because its only thanks to Europeans that Latin America, was, for centuries, the most advanced place on Earth after the US and Western Europe.
It was land invasion, it wasn't the navy. We just had really good defence, even geographically. But I'm not sure why Castille wasn't able to do it after so many tries, it's hard to pin it down to a single thing. They did manage to take control of our monarchy once, but it wasn't by sheer forceful invasion, just political maneuvaring after our young king died in a battle in northern africa. We took back control half a century later however, and it actually managed to work in our benefit because at that time Spain was at the height of its power, it was the biggest force to be reckoned with in the 1500 and 1600 hundreds, so when the Dutch tried to take over Brazil, they had to intervene in our behalf.
Sorry for the facebook tier cringy image but has some nice battles at the bottom
Thanks bro
Fucking hell for once google search was useful.
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Ah, was wondering when you'd show up.
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sauce on the wide in front of the flag?
I feel sick and turned on by this shit....
Godfucking dammit, I hate this
So you don't care that children are being coerced into genital mutilation and chemical abuse at the age of 7, you're just mad because some Spaniards and Portuguese conquered in South America? Talk about priorities. Dumb bitch.
Not sure my man
I just want to conquer land, Bros. Establish an empire.
I think I need to take a fucking shower or something now and jack off to full grown women to make this disgust go away.
Same reason why brown boys like european women.
Oh and these costumes are called Caretos. It's a tradition during Carnival in a small town, where they go around harassing single women
i meant to say if they were a major threat on land or if they were just a major threat on sea.
but this is interesting to read nonetheless
hah, I thought it was the tired-ass NPC meme
those suits are awesome
Pretty sure they based this on Portugal
Amerindians were pretty low-tier compared to the civilizations of the old world but the fact they worked it all out in complete isolation is impressive imo. Europeans take the cake but still
Can't believe I read this shit
White people are the best looking race?
You fags will never be conquistadors with that attitude
don't forget the Friday 13 festivities
>ywn feel the pleasure of colonization
I want to go back guys.
hold the phone
>robots
am i supposed to believe anything that comes from fucking /r9k/? get the fuck out with this fake shit.
>I thought it was the tired-ass NPC meme
Oh man I didn't even consider that. But yes I quite like them.
Apparently a few decades ago the tradition was really on the cusp of dying but a single family in the town kept it alive, and now it found its way into the larger culture. The tradition seems to be millenia old, even before we were established as a Catholic nation, it was from the Celts or something. It would be a shame seeing it die off.
Protestants are sexually repressed, Catholics know how to fuck
You're fucking stupid. KYS
Man was made for it, Yet here we are. It doesn't feel right
>a single family in the town kept it alive, and now it found its way into the larger culture. The tradition seems to be millenia old
Fucking legends. Can't imagine what that'd feel like. Hope they're still around to see it.
huh
You can see in this thread alone, and everywhere on Yea Forums, and everywhere on the internet, that Europeans are hostile to the US. China is the definition of frenemy. The Anglo-Jew "problem" has been a thing since 1812. Sorry if you're an idiot.
Not quite, brown people are attracted to white people more than any other race. Neither Africans nor Asians have such a fixation for Europeans. Spanish conquistadors got mistaken for gods, it's pretty much genetic.
No shit, you're the worst posters around, by some margin, ever since the elections.
SEU GUARDA SEJA MEU AMIGO
ME BATA DE FRENTE
FAÇA TUDO COMIGO
MAS NÃO ME DEIXE
FICAR SEM ELAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's not for 'whatever reason'. It's a result of immigration. Brazil has the biggest japanese population outside of Japan. We have millions of people with japanese ancestry who until recently had a right to "go back". (nowadays not as much since that right only applies to more immediate relatives like having japanese grandparents)
t. jap-brazilian
Nah.
I heard the nips and chinks love white lads too, hell there's even a meme about it on pol
There's no way a 7 year old enjoyed it
or the fact that an adult size penis could get inside a 7 y/o vagina
Or even have a father sell your daughter to prostitute for 200 dollars a whole month
Or thin a 7 y/o looks remotely hot
I say this is bullshit
>How dare people care about what's happening in their country first.
very not MAGA of you mate.
Didn't know about that, thanks
I love the country ball comics because now i can see an interesting historical topic that I wouldn't have thought to look into otherwise.
Thanks user, now I know that britain is the fucking worst!
Take a wide guess mate
>brown people is disgusting
>is
shut up nigger
Oh, go fuck yourself. This shit didn't begin because you faggots brought a bunch of new idiots to the site. How fucking pathetic to blame Trump when it has been like this. Worst posters, my ass.
Oh and this isn't a known thing, I doubt any Poortygay would know about this, but here in my small town we have a tradition every year of making a doll that resembles like an old lady, the kids walk around all day with it, sing a song, and at the end of the day they throw it in the fire.
Gee I wonder what's that all about
What you think of brown girls are the result of indies mixed with Spaniards.
We Al gave them basic hygiene, moral guidelines, infrastructure, banned human sacrifice and cannibalism, etc.
*Ahem*
*Clinks glass*
Your attention please, gentlemen. Before we embark upon our conquest, need I remind you that His Holiness, The Pope, has prepared for us a Requirement to be read aloud by the ship's Captain. It reads as thus:
"On behalf of the King, Don Fernando, and of Doña Juana I, his daughter, Queen of Castille and León, subduers of the barbarous nations, we their servants notify and make known to you, as best we can, that the Lord our God, Living and Eternal, created the Heaven and the Earth, and one man and one woman, of whom you and we, all the men of the world at the time, were and are descendants, and all those who came after and before us. But, on account of the multitude which has sprung from this man and woman in the five thousand years since the world was created, it was necessary that some men should go one way and some another, and that they should be divided into many kingdoms and provinces, for in one alone they could not be sustained.
>you faggots brought
And this is why our women have mustaches
Why do I keep finding my brethren on Yea Forums? And why do I get the feeling it's always the same handful of people posting in these threads?
Thanks for giving me some semblance of an interest in my own history and culture that I usually completely ignore. Middle school history classes teach all this interesting shit in such a boring way.
Às armas, friends
Maybe we'll make that pt game someday
wait what
>pt game
it's called mafia town
oxford university wasn't in spain (and the industrial revolution didn't happen there either), you could possibly make a case for Anglo superiority, but not general "European" superiority.
>Conquest of Ceuta
>Portuguese losses: 8 men killed
>Muslim losses: several thousands killed
nice
Of all these nations God our Lord gave charge to one man, called St. Peter, that he should be Lord and Superior of all the men in the world, that all should obey him, and that he should be the head of the whole Human Race, wherever men should live, and under whatever law, sect, or belief they should be; and he gave him the world for his kingdom and jurisdiction.
And he commanded him to place his seat in Rome, as the spot most fitting to rule the world from; but also he permitted him to have his seat in any other part of the world, and to judge and govern all Christians, Moors, Jews, Gentiles, and all other Sects. This man was called Pope, as if to say, Admirable Great Father and Governor of men. The men who lived in that time obeyed that St. Peter, and took him for Lord, King, and Superior of the universe; so also they have regarded the others who after him have been elected to the pontificate, and so has it been continued even till now, and will continue till the end of the world.
One of these Pontiffs, who succeeded that St. Peter as Lord of the world, in the dignity and seat which I have before mentioned, made donation of these isles and Tierra-firme to the aforesaid King and Queen and to their successors, our lords, with all that there are in these territories, as is contained in certain writings which passed upon the subject as aforesaid, which you can see if you wish.
Yup. Don't even want to tell you more about since I don't want to call attention to it, might go up the ladder and get some lefty triggered up. But as a kid I had no fucking clue what it was all about.
start talking about consquistadors, vidya or brown woman or gtfo, fags.
With all the shit that have been posted on many threads... I believe it can be possible to fit and move... But I don't think a child would enjoy something like that, is not possible... And if there is an Exception that child is probably so fucked up in the head... Feels bad
My uncle who lives in the US just came to visit me and he told me Trump doesn't want anyone to get in the US. fucking goddamn it, I asked him if I could move to the US with him and he just told me Trump doesn't want me there. :(
>But as a kid I had no fucking clue what it was all about.
I don't get it.
So their Highnesses are kings and lords of these islands and land of Tierra-firme by virtue of this donation: and some islands, and indeed almost all those to whom this has been notified, have received and served their Highnesses, as lords and kings, in the way that subjects ought to do, with good will, without any resistance, immediately, without delay, when they were informed of the aforesaid facts. And also they received and obeyed the priests whom their Highnesses sent to preach to them and to teach them our Holy Faith; and all these, of their own free will, without any reward or condition, have become Christians, and are so, and their Highnesses have joyfully and benignantly received them, and also have commanded them to be treated as their subjects and vassals; and you too are held and obliged to do the same. Wherefore, as best we can, we ask and require you that you consider what we have said to you, and that you take the time that shall be necessary to understand and deliberate upon it, and that you acknowledge the Church as the Ruler and Superior of the whole world, and the high priest called Pope, and in his name the King and Queen Doña Juana our lords, in his place, as superiors and lords and kings of these islands and this Tierra-firme by virtue of the said donation, and that you consent and give place that these religious fathers should declare and preach to you the aforesaid.
Oh no, the spaniards are invading again.
Witch burnings son
its essentially a vassal system. many conquering societies have used the model.
also whoever made the graphic should redefine what they think slavery is because im not sure being able to "sell yourself for a quick buck" isnt possible under most peoples definition of the word.
is that the fucking sertão?
Am I the only one who has a fantasy of marrying a white girl and have extramarital sex with latinas?
anyone wants to see an old portrait of an auntie of mine that suicided when she was 22?
>even have a father sell your daughter to prostitute for 200 dollars a whole month
that's the only part that could be true, my grandfather bought my grandmother for about 20 dollars.
that's my fetish
kek
If you do so, you will do well, and that which you are obliged to do to their Highnesses, and we in their name shall receive you in all love and charity, and shall leave you, your wives, and your children, and your lands, free without servitude, that you may do with them and with yourselves freely that which you like and think best, and they shall not compel you to turn Christians, unless you yourselves, when informed of the truth, should wish to be converted to our Holy Catholic Faith, as almost all the inhabitants of the rest of the islands have done. And, besides this, their Highnesses award you many privileges and exemptions and will grant you many benefits.
But, if you do not do this, and maliciously make delay in it, I certify to you that, with the help of God, we shall powerfully enter into your country, and shall make war against you in all ways and manners that we can, and shall subject you to the yoke and obedience of the Church and of their Highnesses; we shall take you and your wives and your children, and shall make slaves of them, and as such shall sell and dispose of them as their Highnesses may command; and we shall take away your goods, and shall do you all the mischief and damage that we can, as to vassals who do not obey, and refuse to receive their lord, and resist and contradict him; and we protest that the deaths and losses which shall accrue from this are your fault, and not that of their Highnesses, or ours, nor of these cavaliers who come with us. And that we have said this to you and made this Requisition, we request the notary here present to give us his testimony in writing, and we ask the rest who are present that they should be witnesses of this Requisition."
Now then, gentlemen, go forth and save these poor souls from Damnation! Go forth and offer these savages the grace of God and should they refuse, give them the sword!
>Série “Feiras, Mercados e Romarias”. Montalegre, Trás-os-Montes, década de 50.
My grandfather payed for his wedding by hunting rabbits, They had it easy, Cunts.
Google gives me a level from indie Mario, I don't get it
>it's sertão portugal
wew.
i heard that the young portugueses are leaving the country for the meme "better european countries",maybe that's hwy so many brazilians moving to portugal.
I'm Mexican and we just celebrated our independence last Monday desu. Just wanted to thank my Iberian brothers for making it all possible.
Gracias
>tfw Jannies delete your post
Oh and Grandia had Portuguese lyrics.
youtube.com
It's very hilarious hearing a Jap trying to sing Portuguese, but it's almost accourate. She messes a lot of words but weirdly enough almost has the accent right
please post your cute women.
damn
based
Honestly what’s left of a the World if you can’t conquer it?
So explain the skin bleaching fad there
t. spanish women
>better european countries
It's not that we don't love Portugal, quite the opposite. It's that we have a LOT of people with University degrees, masters and whatnot, and not enough demand in the market. Essentially we are Europe's cheap and highly educated work force. It's very disheartening seeing all these educated people having to leave the country.
We are essentially a failed Republic, we are at our lowest, but the people and our culture is still great, we are just terribly mismanaged. But you know, every country complains about their politicians.
there where, here? I can't explain, I personally don't know a single person that did that.
wow so the same curse runs in portugal too,brazil is mismanaged too,except maybe in a worse way.
The only believable part is the father selling her daughter. I’ve known women that have been sold by their fathers, like shit out of a movie.
We are the same way fren, Here in Ireland we send our doctors all over the world, And import cheap Indian labor, All the while the government does everything against the interests of the nation
I don't understand why people would bring their livestock for the purposes of letting them mull through town.
Maybe I haven't spent enough time around the dumb animals and they just wandered in on their own but I feel like given there's no food in the town itself there's no reason for them to be there other than people purposely brought them there.
There would be so much cow shit in the street.
damn,mexico became anime.
Butthurt porto with the haplogroup maps posts everywhere on Yea Forums
asians obsess over whites and their culture. literally any asian will be willing to fuck a white man aslong as they're atleast average looking.
>Implying that blacks wouldn't pick a white chick over their own kind
lmao
Lol le spic is seething.
Brazil AFAIK faces very different problems than Portugal, with political polarization, very similar to what's going on in America, broadly speaking. We however face completely opposite problems, which is political apathy and the general disinterest of the people over political affairs.
Yeah I read about some things in Ireland as well, it's very sad what they're doing to the rural regions, and Dublin's culture taking over the country's interests, in a very snobby city way.
North is Brazil´s redneck and favellla country, tho.
Irony Spanish itself is the rape baby produced by Arabs.
Brazil is a corrupt as fuck and they elected a populist retard. The same can be said about a lot of European nations but Brazil has been living that way for half a century; the people and shit is so broken there's nothing left to break. Of all the nations who had to remove smallpox, Brazil was the most belligerent and uncooperative even compared to a place like Afghanistan, who for the most part did well for being a shithole with no roads.
Politically I wouldn't trust anything out of Brazil or put them in charge of a single fucking thing. I would trust a crime family first because although they'd find some way to skim money they'd ultimately deliver something unlike Brazil.
almost all of my old class is spread across Europe working in someplace or and another, only a handfull remain and the only reason i didn't go was because at the last minute i found a good job here.
Fucking CAPTCHA keeps bugging out for some reason, keeps saying i mistyped the thing when i clearly didn't and clearly accepts it.
Kek wtf are you guys doing, get a handle on your country
>he doesn't know about anime mexican dragon goddess of pedophilia and booze
>Spanish conquistadors got mistaken for gods
Lmao i remember learning about this in middle school, it wasn't because of their skin though, it's because they arrived riding horses, and the concept of taming or domesticating animals was completely alien to the natives
the republic and years of jewish subversion post-dictatorship are turning brazil into a third world version of america, with more mutts.
The reconquista and the expulsion of the moors would like to differ
and the legend about large boats spitting fire (canons)
Argie here, same shit happens here but we are getting people from Venezuela instead. As a medfag, I lucked out and managed to get a job in the US first and in Spain latter.
Even kick out all Arabs would not purify all the genetic marks left by them, user...
That shit just makes me tear up my man. I feel so sorry for you as well. I fucking hate what the EU has become, they're fucking eating the smaller countries up. We can't honestly even leave, we're in the ass end of Europe, we wouldn't even have any allies, we'd just up shit creak either way. We're completely in checkmate
kek
every country became anime last year
Okay r/asianmasculinity
did the duke of coimbra deserve it
>political apathy
Tell me about it
I was raised by people who either
A: used to care about politics but had their hopes broken too many times and stopped giving a shit
B: never gave a shit in the first place
And being told time and time again that all politics are lying scum and never do anything. I just talked about this with my dad an hour ago, he only ever voted once, never again. I can vote but I dunno for who and frankly I don't care that much. I should care, but I've been conditioned not to. Feels weird.
Maybe Salazar broke everyone for generations.
Wheres the games
Not USA, Tripadvisor and Triviago made sure of that
i don't rememerber if it was natives of south america or natives of hawaii but i remember reading that the native woman would just form lines waitingto be impregnated by white guys with the intention of having demigod children or some shit.
Post it
I can't find the picture. :(
Spotted the redskin
>Koreans gave their best, Mexico could pass because of them
>Mexicans played a horrible fucking game losing to swedecucks and making Korea drop out.
I have but question for everyone here
Do you like dragon ball?
Itll tell me all i need to know
Moors=/=arabs.
The arabs didn't breed with the locals: they kept to themselves and mostly fucked their slavs harem, which ended up making them pale red haired arabs.
The moors on the other hand did breed. But after the reconquista they were kicked out and replaced by immigrants from the rest of europe, mostly french and germans.
I'm Portuguese, not Spaniard. But the moors "invasion" is widely misunderstood. They didn't integrate, they would just arrive at a town and say "you are ours now, pay the jizya white boy" since there was no Nation established, and that's the basic jist of it. The people weren't interbreeding, that's not how it worked back then, people were suspicious of outsiders, and they were quite hostile in the few places they tried to integrate.
The only real place where they stayed for a long time was in Andalusia in the South of Spain, where you can still their architecture.
why do all spanish girls always have the stereotypical sjw look even when they are not an sjw?
There isn't a single group of people that weren't rape babies at some point
>Frisians
>Scandinavians
>Japs
>Most North West German states
This
youtube.com
The Portuguese DB dub is a major cultural icon here. We are talking about boomers and grand dad watching that shit because it was so fucking hilarious and off script that it became a major cultural phenomenon in the late 90s. Lines from it are still quoted on the regular. Since then no fucking cartoon or anime managed to make any sort of impact.
>japs
I've seen enough JAV porn to know this isn't true. There's has been some fiddling around otherwise you wouldn't have swarthy japs, yellow japs and white japs in the country.
Oh and some zoomer anglo made a video about it, so you can watch it if you're curious
TUNGA TUNGA TUNGA
I need more anime pictures of Portugal
OG japs made the northern native people and Okinowan people their rape babies
>japs
say this shit on /int/ and you'll have jap posters making fun of you.
I used to have a folder but I have no fucking clue what happened to it. I don't undestand how it just disappeared, now I just have a couple images
Just as a fun bit of trivia: islamic spain used slaves: slavs and blacks. Black slaves were used for forced physical work and were called zayib, while slavs were used for the arab rulers's harem, and also male slavs eunuchs, to watch those harems and to do some burocracy work.
You might know in China eunuchs were know to be troublesome and prone to betrayal: well same shit happened in Spain. When the Caliphate collapsed some eunuchs rebelled and established their own taifa kingdoms, although they were quickly defeated by the christians and the other islamic taifas.
So they are admitting that they are rape babies?
>the new Super dub changed everyone's VAs, including goku and Vegeta
I can't believe how soulless it is now, making pop culture references in every episode to fulfill their "joke quota" or whatever the fuck.
João Loy knew what he was doing, and didn't always fuck around. The new dub is just trash garbage.
I'mffed up withis worl
Seconding this
Hey Spain, give back Olivença
>Most North West German states
Bro but what about charlemagne
absolutely conquista
VVVEEEEEGEEEEEETTTTTAAAAAAAAA
Good game, God tier soundtrack.
Age of Empires 3
youtube.com
the narrative is that japs were a noble and alpha people that got mutted by chinks and gooks and became weak, ugly and beta
why this thread is allowed?
Modern yamato japs are a mix of yayoi and jomon peoples.
>Muffled tsuu in the distance as he set the gunpowder in fire.
Those Euro groups are rape babies from Farmers/HGs and Indo Europeans. Japs are a mixed population too.
As a Bong I must ask how did you guys got away with having an empire and no-one gives you shit for it?
>that got mutted by chinks and gooks and became weak, ugly and beta
Is this some kind of head canon history? The OG Jap people were chinks and gooks since they crossed the land bridge into japan millenia ago
That literally is what happened though
kek
>are rape babies from Farmers/HGs and Indo Europeans
>citation needed
The only claim that could be made if they were rape babies from neantherthals and homo sapiens.
Nothing wrong with being a jew desu.
I want to be a cunnquistador
How come american indianfags fear the Portuguese?
What we need is Kunieru Marta to get translations.
why wouldn't they?
What in gods name is a conquistador? Speak English Dago this isn't Yea Forums.spic
doubt, they wouldn't have had an economic crisis if they were.
Extremely poor quality
>The OG Jap people were chinks and gooks since they crossed the land bridge into japan millenia ago
yeah but it looks liek they say they evolved into something else, the evidence they use commonly is photos from a certain japanese phenotype that is somewhat rare today but used to be common in the past, it is very different from most asians.
It is rare because of inbreeding.
>Foguetinhos, Foguetinhos, Foguetinhos
>*like
fix
Based conquistador.
Do portuguese actually have a substantial celtic ancestry or is it just a meme?
How many of these can I buy for £200?
Don't worry, bros. Once the Petistas take over and turn us into a superpower, everything will be fine.
It's the other way around, the Papists of Ireland today are Iberian invaders who started killing the original ulsterman protestatnt inhabitants of Ireland. They're the original Rapefugees
I have been noticing a fascinating disconnect with the opinions of women about rape in public and their physical response when it does happen.
>we are at our lowest
We aren't. We really aren't. We were a failed monarchy in its last couple of centuries, a terrible first republic that drove the country to the brink of ruin and then a horrible dictatorship that kept its people poor and uneducated. I feel like in the last few decades, Portugal has become the most relevant it has been in centuries. At least people know the country exists now.
But it's true, there's still a long way to go. I'm one of those that was lucky enough to find the job I wanted here, but most of my friends have had to move out. Maybe to progress and do bigger things as a game developer, I will have to do the same.
Is this a school text book? What the fuck?
I've been trying to get girls to piss on a cup for DNA tests but most of them simply refuse.
>protestant inhabitants of Ireland
Yikes, heretical retard historical revisionism is embarassing.
yes, and people say the right is paranoid when they talk about indocrination and commie propaganda.
>What is Northern Ireland?
hey portugal you can have galicia
It's not a meme, it's in the North, not all of Portugal along with Galicia in Spain (which by the way, they speak old Portuguese, not Spanish, it's surprising how few people seem to know this). I'm pretty sure I'm mostly Celt myself, either that or Visigoth (which were a Germanic tribe) for being uncharacteristically tall. Before Portugal was Portugal, it has a lot of tribes that went through the area, celts, romans, visigoths, suebi, berbers, fucking etc.
This is why God destroyed the Spanish Empire, mass bestiality
It's not revisionism, the very first church built in the world was by Jesus in England, Jesus wasn't a Papist, in fact he spoke out against things that Papists would later adopt hundreds of years later.
Ireland was christianised by the English and they became the second Christian country.
Later on the Iberians would invade, which is why the south is poorer and more violent, they have Moorish blood in them
>Todo este amor pelo Portugal
Sinto-me perfeito aqui, obrigado Anons.
Was Salazar truly the last great Portuguese leader?
olha esse livro
Nah.
I'm the last person that wants to defend Salazar as some sort of fascistic, but don't fall for the meme that he was a terrible ruler. Under the circumstances of what was going on in Europe he did an impeccable job. Just the fact alone that he managed to keep us out of WW2 it's a goddamn miracle and it deserves all the praise he can get
>that book
What the fuck is wrong with Brazil?
white "women" are disgusting no matter the age
Ireland was Catholic clay for 1000 years before your satanic sects started spawning and colonozing from England. You're the invaders.
Several decades of unchecked cultural marxism.
I don't get why people consider Hernan Cortes a bad person when he almost single-handedly saved Mesoamerica from a crazy empire that literally worshipped and glorified death. Is it just the "European colonialism bad" narrative?
amnesty for commie terrorists was a mistake
Cyberportugal 2077 when?
It's settled then, Zara is ours.
I'm not even memeing, but I feel a real sense of dread that Galicia doesn't belong to us, they just feel like our brothers, even their culture is basically similar to our culture in the North. I don't even know how they feel about us, feels like they just want to be left alone, they don't even want Spain.
Go back to ptchan
This, in Japan just sitting in the train seeing your average group of Japanese woman every single one of them looks good.
In Canada you and divide women into 2 categories. Ugly fat pigs and morning breath looking tumblr bitches that smoke too much weed
>which by the way, they speak old Portuguese, not Spanish
They speak both, not only "old portuguese" (galician)
>either that or Visigoth
Impossible, the visigoths were very few and they didn't breed with the locals, and were later kicked out by the muslisms. Most fled to france and only a few fled to Asturias.
I agree. This shit is disgusting. There should be a dedicated board for fetish and coom posting. I want to talk about fucking video games not see a bunch of losers fantasize about weird fetish shit.
>Catholic
>satanic sects
Look who is talking, Sola Scriptura motherfucker
EU4. Bonus points if you can turn the Reconquista into the worldwide eradication of Islam.
Nope, the Visigoths in a lot of "Spain" fled, not the Pre-Portugal region. The Visigoths settled and converted to Christianity, and stopped being visigoths essentially, preserving very little of their previous identity, but it's the same people.
go be a tranny somewhere else, we're talking about vidya and politics here
What could have been...
Spain here.
You portuguese fucks aren't coming out of this shithole we're in before us, we either come out together or no one does.
>tfw no East Asia Total War where you can also play as the Dutch or Portuguese
Well nobody in the Euro zone is. It is going to be fucked with the current ECB strategy within 3 years mark my words
You guys are doing way better than us. We're completely fucked.
Thing is I doubt there's going to be a Spain in a hundred years, most of your regions fucking hate Madrid, and have their own language and culture.
Your 500 year old doctrine is not scriptural itself. Ironic.
Based barbosa
Ireland was Protestant before the Iberian Papists invaded in the 5th century. For at least 400 years Ireland was Protestant
No. He did plenty wrong. Keeping us out of WW2 was fantastic, but everything else was shit. The poor lived in misery despite an increasing economy. It was common to see people who couldn't afford shoes. All the wealth went to a few rich families that owned industries. Illiteracy was kept high until they finally realized it was a problem in the mid/late fifties. We didn't fight in WW2, but we went to war in Africa, spending lives and money to satisfy a dumb sense of imperialistic pride. The soldiers that came back, if they were lucky, suffered only some trauma. If they weren't they would fall into drug abuse that became a major problem in the 80s.
And that is not to talk about the lack of basic liberties. We wouldn't be able to be here shit-talking our government if the dictatorship was still around. I don't care if you are a right-winger or a left-winger, what's important is democracy. The ability to correct wrongs and progress, even if slowly.
yeah
galo sengen
ah fuck, no you can't stop me from coming
I bet her pussy smells like bacalhau too.
>Your 500 year old doctrine is not scriptural itself
It is literally the bible. Instead of the idolatry the cathcuks are doing
kek
sardines have a stronger fishy smell than codfish though. Dried codfish smells mostly of salt.
Based and bacalhaupilled.
>tfw andalusian
NONONO I DON'T WANT TO BECOME AN NORTH AFRICAN SHITHOLE AGAIN HELP ME
There were no "protestants" before the 15th century. What heresy are you referring to?
KEK! I never met a spaniard who likes Madrid even if they were born there It's almost like every french who isn't a parisian hates Paris.
imagine o cheiro
The bible does not say bible alone, dummy. The apostles and the Church never taught such a thing. Your cults made it up.
ptchan wasn't rip?
Don't worry, the rest of the west is becoming a north African shithole too
Foda-se, era ir la e "colonizar" aquela merda toda.
Born too late to explore the world and impregnate native nudist brown women.
Born too early to explore the cosmos and impregnate native nudist green women.
Why live, bros?
Protestantism in this case is used to refer to a church that does not recognize the false authority of the Pope.
In this case, the Church of England which was founded and built by Jesus Christ
it's back, run by some angolan but that might be a meme
pretty degenerate
The new total war dlc has a real colonial “conquistadors vs hostile natives” feel to it.
>The apostles and the Church never taught such a thing.
>The Church teaching you something when you can read the word of God
Kek, maybe look at the famous 95 theses why cathcucks are shite. Getting fucked by a maffia like institutional structure set up by a falling Roman Empire.
i thought the adm was only half angolan
imagine, just more 500 years and we will be setting foot on Mars. Maybe Venus.
then another 500 years and we will probably reach uranus. just imagine the smell
I wonder what traditional dress that is. Looks like something Finno-Ugric.
To watch the world burn.
>the Church of England which was founded and built by Jesus Christ
Founded by a guy who wanted to divorce his wife.
>the very first church built in the world was by Jesus in England
what the fuck am I reading
>implying the schizo mesoamerican user isn't just as biased and full of shit.
it's portuguese
As I said, I'm not going to defend his ideals, it's nice and all to meme about him, but I don't care for fascists or any sort of authoritarian. I don't think his ideas are any standard to aspire by, I'm only talking about in context of what was happening around Europe at the time, he was just the right guy for the time. Do you honestly think if we had some limp dicked democrat at that time in a newly formed Republic, we wouldn't be overun by communists and turned into a soviet block style shithole or something similar? We were fucking ripe for the picking by the major powers. Don't forget he came a few decades after the monarchy fell, and the military had to constantly kick poiliticians out of power because they were some subversive retards. The whole republic was in disarray and it was a constant powergrab, we just needed someone to keep everything together to be able to form liberal institutions that would actually function in a democratic way.
Excuse me, Nandos?
>you will never have a girlfriend this cute
i just want to be happy
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It came back last year. The nigger admin is pretty good, keeps everything in check and isn't absent.
Jesus didn't have a wife
Jesus spent his youth in England, he preached the gospel there and converted the locals and built the very first church with his own two hands. That's why the British Empire is the greatest in history, for God, Queen and Country. While the Anglo race had that as their motto the Teutons went with "we need to do better than the English" (envy) the Spanish went with "we must fornicate with all the animals we find in Mesoamerica" (lust) and the French literally just fucked around and used their colonies as a vacation resort (sloth)
Only WE had God on our mind
>just more 500 years and we will be setting foot on Mars
There'll probably be a mission to Mars within the next 30 years.
But the world is spiralling towards a dark age as the west kills itself so that will probably be the last great human accomplishment before the west dies and east asia is overrun.
APOLOGIZE BRITAIN
APOLOGIZE
ARRIBA ESPAÑA
At least I know you're trolling
Was that before or after Jesus went to Japan and met his brother Isukuri?
>Jesus didn't have a wife
no but Hendrik VIII did, the creator of the english church. Technically a heretic.
Isn't that the same horseshit Mormons spew about Jesus and the Romans being in America, only you say it was Bongland??
I see the star...
We had a bunch of BRs swarm in a couple months ago, fleeing 55chan, which apparently is having some issues.
They have their own /br/ board and aren't allowed to post anywhere else
What? We Italians had colonies for little times, and Italian Somalia was the last time that part of the world was good. We had to liberate it because was demanded by the anglos.
My guy, invasions never prevented EVER human progression from happening. Not even two fucking world wars did that, quite the opposite. Humans will keep evolving and adapting new technology because we don't have any reason to go back.
And then we acted tsundere over them, and they fled. Only a couple ones still post there, larping about christianity shity and trying to bait poortugays about being muslims or whatever, doesn't quite work
The Spanish Tercios where unironically one of the best if not the best military outfit during the times. Thing is that Portuguese had their own version which was just as good and they knew the terrain. Both countries have a rich military history. Spain always did poorly militarily when they invaded their little brother but they did really well against their European neighbors. They even managed to beat the French in a land battle so hard that they kidnapped their king during the campaign.
Not to mention the many times they squashed British ambitions in the Americas.
>They have their own /br/ board and aren't allowed to post anywhere else
kek, reminds of how the japs on 2ch and 2channel block any non-jap IP
The bible doesn't say scripture alone, retard. Actually read my post. Your literacy is so terrible I doubt your ability to interpret scripture correctly in the first place.
oh shit it's wojane, say something nice about her
Then, at best, he was only useful precisely until 1945. But even that is questionable. Many other countries stayed neutral, and there's no guarantee that whatever hypothetical government in that case would commit the same mistake the first republic made.
>we wouldn't be overun by communists and turned into a soviet block style shithole or something similar?
No. You're severely underestimating the USA, they barely let the 1974 revolution happen in the first place. A Portuguese democracy at that time would not be let to become communist. It's dumb to talk in ifs, I won't go too far down this hypothetical rabbit hole, but I sincerely doubt we would go fight wars in Africa were there not a dictatorship. Don't forget, we avoided one war, but we definitely also fought another we shouldn't have.
I don't troll, I only speak the truth that's why you losers get so angry at me all the time
Jesus didn't travel to Japan, but the people of Japan were inspired by Jesus even if they didn't adhere to his teachings.
I don't get it, I've already told you the founder of the Church of England was Jesus. Henry wasn't even born yet, you need to get an education and stop listening to what your priest told you at St Miguel Monestary while diddling you mate.
I don't care about America, they abandoned their Anglo heritage when they allowed the Teutons, the Wops and the Irish Iberians to take over. Now they're a race mixed mess and you've got kids named Francessca Mcreary walking around Manhattan
Reminder that based tugas managed to dab on the sandniggers so hard they had no choice but go back to their own desert shit holes
traps dont count, you faggot.
Basically white sudoku was best sudoku
Not to mention, the bible is Catholic, we compiled it. You only stand around larp with what wasn't given to you.
>watching taiwanese/chinese drama
>part of the story is set in Macau
>suddenly I feel at home
>I am fucking brazilian
So this is the feeling of brotherhood from across the ocean...
Here:
Your fanfiction is interesting.
And never forget that. You are /luso/
Maybe one day holocaust will be denied in the same way
Not sure if having a laugh or actual schizo
easy? bitch you go out there and try to catch a rabbit with a pointy stick
And we had our own c*mbrain meme before it became a thing here.
I really wish ptchan was more popular, everyone just assumes it's dead since it's .org now instead of .net
What´s with having Pessoa as a surname and being completely based?
There's no skin bleaching fad in Portugal, if anything people pay to get fake tans.
>invasions never prevented EVER human progression from happening
What were the hundreds of years where Europe was a toilet after the Germanic invasions and collapse of Western Rome?
Except now there's nuclear power plants and ICBM silos to fall into the hands of sub 70 IQ barbarians marauding around raping everything that moves. We're living in the last decent years of humanity.
>le eurangootan poster still alive
Don't make me cough.
Based and Rhodespilled