Romancing humongs

right but Ashley is above and beyond that daddy issues ridden whore

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Ashley's a cunt who all of a sudden hates your guts because nobody would tell you where she was or relay a message so you just went on trying to figure more reaper shit out.

At least you can explain when you me-

Oh wait

lmfao so they ripped off this

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How is getting pregnant from male humans any more strange than getting pregnant from female humans? They're from different planets, it's literally biologically impossible to reproduce in the first place. Not to mention it's not even sexual reproduction to begin with, so it doesn't matter what sex the human is. They only engage in sex to please the "father" species,

Wanna know the best part? They can never prove the kid is yours!

>How is getting pregnant from male humans any more strange than getting pregnant from female humans?
Because males were designed to physically inject their genetic material into things

Into FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS you fucking retard. Reproducing with a male is as absurd as reproducing with a female when it comes to a fucking different species that's ASEXUAL. Asari don't have reproductive organs, it's not sex.

Mass Effect ripped off all sorts of shit. Mostly Babylon 5 and Freespace.

Based, vidya romances are universally shit.

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Man this is lame af I thought she would scissor with a chick and use her magic alien vag to suck one of the girl's eggs right out of her ovaries and grow the baby with that

I think it was more about you working with Cerberus who you spent the first game fighting against.

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>we didn't get this
Anyone already reached the next stage of life, and instead of being mad the ending sucked, you laugh at the sheer incompetence at Bioware?

>wanting to fuck a bald smurf

>pursuing a relationship with a video game character

uhh, no

It was because TIM had been sending false info that your death was fake and you've been Cerberus agent this whole time. Which you confirm by you coming there with Cerberus flags.

>desiring a relationship with an organic lifeform

That's gonna be a YIKES from me, dawg

>engaging in a relationship of any kind
BIG oof miss me with that shit

FUCK OFF YOU SPACE WHORES WITH YOUR SHITTY LITTLE ISSUES AND SELFISHNESS. I GOT A GALAXY TO SAVE, YOU RANCID CUNTS.

>there are people out there who didn't experience the best romance in the series.

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2 had nicer gunplay, but they should have went with the original system of infinite ammo. And should never have fucked around with shields/armor/mefieldshield mechanics.

But hey, atleast 1-2 werent the trash of the successors. But i should have been able to make Femshep into a Varbie doll dammit.

Also...damn thats a lot of porn.

Which reminds me of the other fucked up thing they did. No armor for companions. Just going into battle butt ass naked.

>get fucked
>get dumped
Its how the cunt shows she cares

OG Ashely yes. Before they ruined her design.

Those are jusy humans with different hair, tardmax.

Help me decide. Do I import to 2 the save where I romanced Liara or the one with Ash?

It doesn't matter.

IT MATTERS TO ME

>romancing in Mass Effect

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True. Do asari even have XX chromosomes? What's the point?

>Why yes, I did romance Liara in all 3 games. How could you tell?

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And thar's one of the reasons why people like ME so much. They did the smart thing.

>best girl is stuck in the worst game
It's not fair.

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>revenant

Gross

>that image
lmao. I like turian girls but I'm not sure if I could stomach that. It's not even an amazon thing, he looks like a child compared to her.

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This. I don't think most people even know you can romance Samara.

Always Liara. Ashley turns into a gigantic cunt in ME3, plus Liara has her own sidestory in ME2.

>can't romance best girl
fucking sucks

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>mass effect
>romance options
only thing that makes sense is liara, the closeness they share and the whole meld thing for sharing the prothean cipher

then they double down by making it so only liara does anything when shepard dies, because the alliance don't give a fuck about they're poster boi

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I was pleasantly surprised they merely gave Lara a role of tsun-tsun friend and the inquisitor 'romance' is also barely mentioned.

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>Babylon and Freespace
Don't forget Farscape. They ripped that shit hardcore, psionic hairless blue-aliums with huge tiddies, worshiping "goddess" included.

Very based and blueberrypilled. Best waifu.

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Best outfit in the game, wasted on a deeply irritating character

>Alien fuckers

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>muh code

Damn I need to watch farscape it's been on my watch list forever

shut up you bimbo and get those human knockers out!

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What did they rip from Freespace?

Blue alien pussy > purple alien pussy

Look/Objectives of the Reapers and the Protheans are also very similar to the Ancients in that they're both precursor races modern galactic civilization has built upon its ruins that were wiped out by the reapers/shivans who are far more ancient and powerful than they were

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come home earth man

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do it

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