Based volcel

so how are those marriage prospects looking bros

some retard with a stupid hair looks like, new main character looks fucking stupid, hope you can change his image somehow in the game

He admits hes a virgin in that orange mascot side mission.

Because we can't have good things and everything past 2 is dogshit and not canon to my headcanon

Not him, but women don't actually give a flying fuck, same as about your looks. As long as you're confident or have money, they couldn't give a flying fuck about a damn thing.

the reason why there is even a incel commuinty in the first place is because people like you put so much worth in losing their virginty, its deluded "incels" so much that they see themselves as worthless or as outcast.

I've gotten more offers for pity sex by telling women I'm a virgin then I ever did by actually telling the truth, it's such a stupidly simple system.

>sex before marriage

literally society destroying, you're worse than the most violent nigger

And Kiryu is a cuck too. His child is not even his blood child kek

This is only so the female yakuza fans can fantasize about being the girl who takes his virginity

he fucks girls in sidequests in Y0, vidya prodcers don't know shit about the games they "work" on.

this. I'm volcel but I don't tell anyone or expect to be treated as normal if people find out. too many people don't know how to hide their powerlevel.

>sidequests
those aren't canon

he is literally not a virgin ingame
fake twitter

based

She got it in alright

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Literally our guy

Killing anime and jpop wasn't enough for purityfags. Now they're coming for videogames too.

>Sidequest
>Still don't fuck girls, only dates.

Play again whore

There are girls who like Kiryu instead of Memejima?

But you get raped by a tranny in the game if you lose to it

Holy shit, how many pathetic virgins.

You know all you gotta do is go out and ask a girl for a date right?

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So does this mean twitter and games journos hate Kiryu now?

>missing that one person said they only said they were a virgin to get free and easy sex
user, women love that shit, they love being a dude's first, it gives them some type of control fantasy, when in reality, you're just manipulating them.

Why do you have that webm saved user, wanna tell us something?

COOM

NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SAVE YOURSELF FOR THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE I'M DOING IT ON PURPOSE

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Back to plebbit with you faggot ass nigger.

Please don't tell me you actually believe that. Some women say that because they're trying to be nice but they never mean it. It's like when they comment "soooooo beautifulllllllllllll

Imagine being brainwashed this hard by religion, your shitty culture you pretend to be a part of and your nanny state government.
>meet person and fall in love.
>this is great and all but one day we’ll be in extra special love (not to mention contractual obligation) and we can fug.
>life is so much better since we paid for an engagement ring, broke our bank on a wedding, got declared officially a couple by a child diddler priest who we had to give a fat envelope of cash to, and his organ player, and the planner, and the cake baker and..
>not to mention those documents we had to file with the State. Now nothing bad can ever happen to our relationship. You’ll never be a whore, now you’re my wife. And I’ll never be a piece of shit because you see, we now have official documents
And I’m sure it’ll last forever, it’s not like we have no clue if we’re sexually compatible or not.

People that care about marriage (and especially the retards waiting to have sex) and not romantic love and sex are unironically retarded and begging for a cucking.

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Oh its true, I've tested it myself, gotten sex out of 6 girls that way. It's the exact same shit when they tell dude's they're virgins, same instinctive desire and fantasy. Women get off on that shit.

>he thinks sexual capability is actually a thing and not just a girl not liking you straight up
If a girl actually likes you, she'll love the sex.

I had premarital sex several times, and I regret it. I can't expect most young people to endure peer pressure from demonic faggots like yourself, but I wish they could. I wish something could be done about people like you before you mislead others. You're just a nihilistic piece of trash.

OH GOD I'M SO CLOSE I'M SO CLOSE I'M GUNNA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH

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>volcel

How do you get a gf at uni if you're short, shy and cute?
Approaching girls out of nowhere seems like maximum hell

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Are you retarded? Kek

Go to societies that interest you and try and become friends with people. Alcohol helps.

I take it you've never had a girl truly like you from the bottom of her heart.

I dunno. Find a girl shorter, shyer and cuter than you.

t. virgin

based and coompilled

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It is maximum hell but it's just something you have to do. Good luck user. I suggest going no fap for a week or so and drinking a little alcohol before you go around them. Both of those make you bolder around women.

I'll do my best user, thanks
I'll check in on monday and try to find societies that look cool

>shyer
Literally impossible, I autistically cover my face with my hands or whatever I have in them because I'm so nervous walking around

Are you saying capability doesn’t exist? The ability to be good in bed or bad in bed? Because that does exist.
Or Are you saying compatibility doesn’t exist? Because it certainly does. There’s things I will not do in bed no matter how much I love my partner. If those are things my partner needs, we are not compatible. You’re confusing begrudgingly doing (or not doing) something for someone, with being in love. Life is long and going without what gets you off, or having a disinterested party starts to wear on couples.

If you loved someone, why would you subject them to something they don’t enjoy? Part of the enjoyment of anything is sharing it with someone that has the same enthusiasm for it. People are wired different ways. Loving someone can cause people to overlook things, or go along with things, but it’s not going to inform someones actual taste. Maybe if you have some actual codependency where anything she likes I automatically like, and anything I like she’ll like. That sounds like mental illness though.

Why is everyone so obsessed by others having or not having sex, who the fuck cares
Why the fuck would anyone care if you are a 30 years old virgin
Why the fuck would anyone care if you are sexually active since your elementary school
Shit like that is why we have so many mentally ill young men and women in the last couple generations

BECAUSE MUH SEX

When I went to uni a few years ago, I felt really out of place and depressed, really hated where I lived on campus and just couldn't handle life at uni.

Went to the video game soc and basically made friends for life. Met a guy who had the exact same favourite game as me and everything, real 1 in a million sort of thing. As uni went on I was forced to become president of the anime society and brought it back from death and in doing so helped out a lot of freshers find their place in uni just like people did back when I joined.

Yea Forums advised against going to societies, but if I didn't I honestly don't know where I would be today. Just go once and see for yourself, it could honestly change your life.

What uni do you go to anyhow, if you don't mind me asking?

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people want others to make the same bad decisions they did

How does this affect the gameplay?

Solent university in the UK

Beats me user, it seems bizarre to me because all I essentially want is an emotional connection and being able to have physical affection like hugging and whatnot

Based kiryu btfo roasties and sluts with aids.

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OHHHHHH!
It's that easy?! Wow i never thought of that user.
You're a fucking genius. You must run a PuA reddit or something, whoa

It’s mentally ill to not care about those facts. It’s literally unnatural. Because sexual selection is an important part of nature and by extension human culture. The amount of sex and the age at which you start is an important piece of information that goes on to inform all sorts of things. Don’t worry incel, nature needs people like you to do the things functional people don’t want to do. You’re likely to be assigned this because not being able to attract a partner is like a glowing neon subconscious marker that says, something is wrong with this creature.

A lot of truth here.

Not canon.

Huh, that's surprisingly close to my uni.

You'll do fine anyhow, getting a gf will take time but the best way to do it would be to talk to people and make friends with them. There have been around a dozen times I've had to talk to people just to get them to open up since it's really hard to do by yourself, but if you can you should be golden. I was lucky enough that the people I became friends with were talking about MGSV at the time, which I had just finished.

Freshers week doesn't have anything on usually (maybe a freshers fair to see what societies can offer) so you'll have to wait until the actual uni year starts the week after.

>posting about video games
>404
>attack someones pepe as unused
>guarantee replies
you are renting out space in your head where no one is even staying

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Is 26 too late to be a KHV? I want to change now but I'm too set in my fucked up mental pathways :(

>fucks random whore
>thinks he "attracted a partner"

Are you single, user?

I'm a volcel because I'm a piece of shit, so shut up and let me die alone.

Nah, humans have very different reasons for doing things. Trying to explain everything through natural selection is stupid, we practically cheated nature. Not having sex doesn't necessarily mean you couldn't, but can also indicate you chose to abstain for certain reasons (eg. personal, health, etc).

Either way, sex is easy as fuck to get and not a sign of competence in any way, even the ugliest most awkward fuckers get at least average and above women. Most people here could probably manage it too, if they cared enough to clean themselves up and put themselves out there.

Fucking a random whore is attracting a partner. I’m not talking about some socio-economical or religious setup. I’m talking about sex. If you can’t attract a partner you’re defective and everyone knows this. The only thing to do would be to go to a brand new community and start over, but if it’s failed in one place, likely it will again. The world is smaller now.

I'm 29 and never had sex or gf. I'll be 30 in less than 6 months.

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Kyryu can kill for that words, and cops too.

>isn't married
>thinks he has some kind of magic power other men don't
>n-NO! SEX IS WHAT MATTERS!
what a fuckin pathetic nigger you are

you'll be 1 in 4 US American men who has never had sex.
No really, the numbers are getting that bad

A girl in college told me that she liked me sexually but thought I was gay so didnt ask me out :/

>go out of their way to have sex with you just because they're trying to be nice
wtf I love women now

>People that care about marriage (and especially the retards waiting to have sex) and not romantic love and sex are unironically retarded and begging for a cucking.
No, you're completely retarded and a destroyer of civilization. Marriages, particularly arranged and enforced ones, serve as a cornerstone of civilization by pacifying betas and enabling them to devote their labor to more productive pursuits than courting a mate.
When it became about "romantic love and sex" is when marriage began to have a catastrophic failure rate.

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>2019
>we still care about the sexual orientation and history of fictional characters

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Attracting a person and having a partner are two completely different things. What what exactly is defective? Being different? Your lack of confidence is evident.

I haven’t been single in seemingly forever.

MOOOOODS

No, the combat is still shit regardless of if Kiryu has had sex or not

Hi, Drew Scanlon.

I would rather be single than be a simple minded fuck like you that thinks having a warm hole to fuck makes them feel complete. You're more empty than most of us inside and you know it.

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He literally ruined this franchise as soon as he got on board. The series should have just ended at 2.

>having this much of a persecution complex
Jesus christ, literally have sex. Or at least promise not to drive a van into a crowd of innocent people.

Is Yea Forums full of faggots from Reddit and resetranny? Is amazing how faggots are shilling marriage and sex the Last years.

Gib cunny gf

Everything you said is completely true.
I don’t believe everything can be explained through it. But It informs many many things though. Even a person that is choosing to abstain, which humans have the capability of doing, even that has a role to play in in “sexual” selection. Let’s say a gorgeous person does this. Male or female. Eventually people will start to be curious about this, people will form their own conclusion (are they gay? Are they waiting for religious reasons, are they high function autistics? Do they have zero confidence?) it starts to color how people treat them and act towards them. You can’t escape this game, because this game is human nature. It’s mentally ill not to play it.

>the combat is still shit
You were saying?

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>tfw volcel because I'm literally in love with myself and being with another person feels unnatural

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I didn’t say that makes a person complete. That is some weird projection. Almost as if you realize something is missing from your life. What could that be?

>unironically being a butthurt incel

This is no longer your personal virgin safespace. Cry more.

I think he's saying more that a woman will enjoy your dick as long as she loves you, rather than there isn't bad sex or that sometimes your fetishes don't mesh.

Celibacy can be based but it’s mostly unbased. Most people who say they are celibate just can’t get laid and it’s a huge cope. These are the types of jerk off but still somehow mental gymnastics themselves into thinking they are moral monks. But if you neither have sex nor jerk off you are legit

>proving him right

Where's the category for the people who don't care/have more important things to worry about?

I’m sure that’s the case. Love is a real and powerful thing. You do things for people you love and you figure things out. user said that compatibility doesn’t even exist though...it does. It’s easier to achieve the former and keep it if you have the latter.

Stick to Fortnite kiddo

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Sex is easy, love is hard, getting both is even harder. Also I mean love, not "hey we're bf and gf who will one day break up because we had an argument over bologna sandwiches or some dumb shit.", I mean love, like true love.

Finding that and having sex with that person is one of the hardest things on the planet, having sex in general is piss easy.

Chad mentality

There's nothing missing, I'm wired differently. I had a hoe ready to go clubbing with me tonight and taste my noodle but I'll much rather sit at home and listen to Nujabes and play FFXIV.

Wasn't trying to project, just saying some of us are not the same. I simply don't crave the need for interaction and attention that you do. I don't need it.

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Extremely based. Remove all temptation from life, achieve zen.

Fortnite sucks. But so does your shitty game.

Nice of that guy to hang back while waiting for you to kill him with one push of the cutscene button

>is already embarrassing
>loser
Enoch Powell lost his virginity at 38 and he led the most powerful empire in the world. Some men simply have priorities.

How is it good? The enemies appear to just stand long spells letting you hit them again and again.

>the numbers are getting that bad
You mean the numbers are getting that good. Volcel for life

Go back to resetera little zoomers

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>having sex
Rid yourself of your impious flesh

quit that non sense narcissus, go back in those woods and bang that nymph chick already

I mean for me they are. I'm grabbing girls well above my league because prospects are drying up so I'm all for this idea guys just give up and seclude because it give me more chances to date girls even young ones

>webm poster is back
at this point he must be doing it ironically

resetera has nothing to do with the fact that it's a shitty game

Thats because he is too busy going to porn cons and can't be bothered with sex. Kiryu is unironically a based coomer.

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Wew, someone's understands.
Sadly there is empathy deficit towards young men who are expected to know everything while also being demonized because of boomers sexism.

is this the Dunning Kruger effect in action?

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I assume so. Nobody would ever actually be so retarded that they thought Yakuza combat wasn't shit.

Fucking with many people is the most soulless thing you could ever do.

well, at least the fanbase finally has one single trait to properly self insert with

fuck this series

Yakuza is a pleb filter. Unfortunately you have outer yourself as a pleb.

Keep embarrassing yourselves

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He's just a falseflagging shitposter.

what's the deal with yakuza anyway? people always hype it up here and on youtube but whenever I see how it actually plays it looks like complete shit. is it just a meme? also I hear you raise other mens children in it, more than once

Nigga I ain't ever getting married, it's wasteland out there for dating. Eventually I might visit hookers, I'm not a virgin though.

This. Nobody thinks Yakuza combat is good.

I didn’t talk about anything I crave. Commonly when you attribute weird out of place things to someone, this is often projection. Whether you agree with or understand sexual selection you are subject to it. Such as:
>had a hoe ready to go clubbing and taste my noodle, rather play Nip mmorpg instead.

This statement (and action) is informing people what sort of person you are. If it’s true or not, it doesn’t matter. The implications inform how people will treat you. The hoe who wanted to taste your noodle now knows instead of dancing and getting sucked off you’d prefer to play children’s electronic entertainment. This may be a lack of testosterone, social anxiety, sexual disinterest, valuing certain things over others. She’d be within her rights to tell her people not to waste their time asking you to do anything because you prefer staying in and playing vidya. You just let everyone on the forum know this too. Humans make a note of these things and your further interactions get colored by them.

>I hear you raise other mens children in it, more than once
It's true. You raise another man's daughter while staying a virgin yourself. Then she grows up and you raise her mixed raise child too. Kiryu is a double-cucked virgin.

it's the jap equivalent of bamham garbage

>because people like you put so much worth in losing their virginty
you convinced a women to get naked in front of you at their most vulnerable and said women let you do to her body as you pleased. No shit their is worth in that, it's a major reason fucking a prostitute is made fun of too and can be seen as pathetic as a virgin. The sex isn't what gives in the value, nor is it even losing your virginity, it's the concept that you were so desirable to at least one girl that she basically risks everything to let you penetrate her with your member.

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This. Plebs need to git gud or get the fuck out.

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when you say it like that it makes it sound like other people are just abusing his good will

Wear your wizard status proudly friend! I hope it doesn't cause any negative feelings towards yourself. Honestly, sex is overrated and pushed by a lot of people who obsess over it or market it. Become the Lich King we all want to be

I'm in the "it's ok" camp and actually like the games, but this recent autism is too much

Clueless retard

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Yakuza games are fucking amazing. If you want to listen to Yea Forums contrarians go ahead but you'll be missing out. Yakuza 0 was a masterpiece.

>it's the concept that you were so desirable to at least one girl that she basically risks everything to let you penetrate her with your member
Like she did with 100 men before you. Where's the worth in that?

Based and Truthpilled.
user gets it.

again

>proving my point

>No shit their is worth in that,
You type like a fucking retard, and also there is no inherent worth in that.

>she basically risks everything
like what

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>Like she did with 100 men before you.
and somehow you were excluded. Playing that card makes the case worse for you and not better

Yes yes user, women are such incredible whores they all fuck thousands of guys before they're even 16 years old. And yet you're still a virgin. Funny that.

men have 60% upper body strength compared to the average woman. Unless you are weak as fuck you can out right kill them in general.

This

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I never said I'm a virgin you dumb retards. I've had sex with multiple women that "found me desirable enough" yet I'm still fucking miserable. Sex is not worth shit.

Why are incels so anti-human sexuality? It's the most natural thing in the world

there are only two scenarios where a Chad is a virgin, he either doesn't have a dick or he's asexual

The worth isn’t in her bud. It’s inside you. If you cannot achieve this state there is something dysfunctional. It’s hardwired into us. You can assign your own value of 0 to it, but only your reddit subgroup will feel the same way. Every other normal human and member of the animal kingdom is going to draw some conclusions from that. If you’re okay with that, that’s fine too. But don’t act surprised that people rightly treat you like a freak show that should have been thrown in the well.

unless you're raping her that shit doesn't matter
when a girl lets you fuck her that's like life insurance for her, and for a lot of them that means a free room and food too

A woman wrote this

still found women that loved me, still had sex and heard them moan my name and then got to do everything you are doing including shitpost here.

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Play 0 and drop the series there. Yakuza is the series of diminishing returns. Kiwami is shit, 3 is shit, 4 and 5 are okay but there is a lot of tedium and story bullshit in them, and then 6 is fucking terrible. It's really not worth playing so many games which are all so long only for so little payoff. They're only really suitable for players who have literally absolutely nothing else in their lives.

You're lucky if you manage to finish even just 0 without getting bored. But remember, the other are all far worse.

She was a stranger ; even if she wasn't it wouldn't affect me in the slightest. I agree on the social anxiety part, I have anxiety from my past experiences and surgeries I've had to go through at a very young age. Maybe my anxiety is just too strong to handle at this point but I've always been an introvert. But at the young age of 25 I don't feel nearly as young as I should. Once you're stabbed, shot, mutilated, it's hard to want the warmth of another. It's much easier to just trust yourself in your own comfort zone.

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Jesus Christ you weebs are fucking pathetic. Just look at yourselves. Why would any woman ever want to be with people as bitter and deranged as you?

It’s not hard to guess you’re miserable just from the views you hold. This is why sexual selection and the mechanics of it, the views people have about it, are important. Who would have guessed a person with your broken attitude towards a basic human function would self describe as miserable? Staggering really.

there are women out there who fuck dogs and downs syndrome retards who gives a shit
there will always be a skank out there even for the degenerates that post here

so then the guys that don't get sex are basically worthless then? I don't think you thought this out.

I'm male however I'm also a board chem tech at work. Been married the last 12 years and have a kid, I just stir the pot here because as noted talking about sex gets a steady chain of replies while I wait for my samples to spin down. hell you'll still talk about it even knowing one of us here is just poking you for (You)s. I rather talk about games but god damn is this place 50/50 with that.

I hate people who attach their self worth to how many people they've had sex with. As if it's some kind of accomplishment when you can go on tinder and hook up with basically anyone as long as you aren't a fugly lardass.

>I was merely pretending to be retarded

nice larp

>I hate people who attach their self worth to how many people they've had sex with.
interesting leap there
>As if it's some kind of accomplishment when you can go on tinder and hook up with basically anyone as long as you aren't a fugly lardass
80/20 rule

I'm miserable because I live in a shithole country without a single penny to get out. Not because I don't worship sex like you.

That’s all I was saying user. Someone started out by saying it’s mentally ill to care about when and why people are having sex. I said it’s insane and defective not to. Because it informs how people treat each other. Just by listening to your views on sex a person can (in this case correctly) intuit some things about your life. This is vital to human interaction if your not a sperg lord. It tells people how to talk to one another. It’s not crazy to try and draw these conclusions, it’s human nature functioning correctly.

I don't recall saying I wasn't retarded. Also: like clockwork another (You) which if you can keep those coming another 10 minutes give or take that be great.

oh boy I sure love how we discuss video games on this board

>so then the guys that don't get sex are basically worthless then? I don't think you thought this out.
how so
might as well say parked cars are worthless until someone drives them
women have nothing to risk in having sex, it's always been this way since birth control has been a thing

>478706797
>still pretending

100 years ago maybe. These days they're just keeping the STDs from killing us all.

>I hate people who attach their self worth to how many people they've had sex with
Good thing practically nobody ever does this. But I guess when you're cooped up in a bitter little feedback loop you'll believe otherwise.

They don't seem as fun to get when you describe them like that. Maybe you should focus on your job user.

You're right honestly, I wish I was not a virgin.

I don’t worship sex, user. I have a healthy attitude towards it. Your attitude towards it lets me know something is defective. Whether that’s the result of living in a shithole and being broke, I don’t know. What comes first in that case? Not enough data.

>retards still don't understand that Yea Forums isn't actually a video game board

>make a thread wanting to talk about games with potential
>dies in 40 post many of them mine trying to keep the thread
>this thread was made around the same time
>170+ posts always page one

for a bunch of anons saying you don't care about sex you sure fucking talk about it lot.

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Have better sex.

actually if you never drive a car it will breakdown and no longer work in a (relatively) short amount of time

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where can I go to discuss video games with people that stay on topic and aren't fucking sticks in the mud all the time

(you)s > sex

Maybe that will finally improve my self esteem. Most likely gonna remain virgin forever just like Kiryu.

>It's the most natural thing in the world
So is cannibalism, rape and genocide. C'mon you can do better. In society we have rules. There is no "natural" argument for society because it's artificial. "Natural" is you dying before 30 because of your teeth and half your family getting eaten by bears.

/r9k/
no really if you get around the containment threads they have some seriously chilled conversations.

15-20 years ago when women weren't all over the internet nobody talked about shit like this in general
it's almost like their assumed value has to be spread into everything they touch, corrupting it irreversibly

now we have to give a shit if a yakuza character is a virgin because for some reason that matters

>healthy attitude
>I-IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SEX YOU'RE NOT FUNCTIONAL
Nigger please, I know people that have 8 kids, are broke and liive in fucking mud huts. Would you call that functional?

Reddit. Better head over there asap and never come back.

Maybe what I'm getting at is sometimes it's for the best not to draw conclusions. I didn't read any of the previous posts before I posted you so fuck if I know what I'm even talking about.

not if you take care of it properly and retain its condition, it's actually really easy

I just treat this place as work safe /r9k/
no fucking way, when?

Because the writer of the first two games and the writer for the rest of the them are two different people

>not if you take care of it properly and retain its condition
which will require driving it. Parked engine off forever will ensure it will break and be not operational. That said said why compare your sex life to an unwanted/used car?

more so than the people who've never had sex yes

That doesn't match up though. 1, 2, 4, and 0 all have great stories. What happened with 3, 5, and 6?

Then let me tell you that you're fucking retarded

>3rd worlder thinks his opinion matters

cute

BRACKED

Kiryu knows better

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No, I wouldn’t. I would also call never having sex highly dysfunctional. Here’s a handy water analogy: never drinking water and dying of dehydration = dysfunctional.
Drinking so much water you die of Water Toxemia = dysfunctional.
Drinking enough to be healthy and understanding too much or too little will fuck you up and why = functional.
You can take it further and explain the differences between clean drinking water and things from fucked up polluted sources. Or maybe you don’t get it, third worlders do have trouble with drinking water.

>ad hominem
cute

>15-20 years ago when women weren't all over the internet nobody talked about shit like this in general
yes they did, something awful had to deal with r9k shit as early as 2002 and there are a lot of 1990 library CBBS systems across the west coast that was nothing but old virgins losing their shit they were old virgins.

>now we have to give a shit if a yakuza character is a virgin because for some reason that matters
Back in 1990 there was a lot of controversy over the IT film rewritting the weird character as a virgin when in the book he wasn't and many saw it as a attack on older virgins.

None of this shit is new son, you are a product of all that came before you.

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You can't die from not having sex

>Let's compre a recreational activity to something necessary to not die

>which will require driving it.
nah you can do it without driving
>That said said why compare your sex life to an unwanted/used car?
because
>guys that don't get sex are basically worthless
is like saying a car is worthless unless it's driven
simple shit user, there is still value there
you don't just stop being valuable because nobody is using you, that's a skank's mindset

>ad hominem

cute

>water = sex
Um

>over the IT film rewritting the weird character as a virgin when in the book he wasn't
in irony he's gay in the new film, which was the other meme of older virgins was if you didn't get sex in your 30s you magically go gay.

>is like saying a car is worthless unless it's driven
different user but that's true. Makes a shitty place to live and most of it's cost is based in the means to make it go places.

Honestly this. Im even in a commited relationship for 6 years, and I wish I never brought sex into it

>but SA!
we can reach back decades for anecdotes but the fact remains that this went from being a fringe experience to a big issue within recent years
and I'd attribute that to the increase in women using the internet, spreading that assumed value around and shaming more people

>says something retarded
>gets called a retard
>a-ad hominem
cute

It’s all good man. The gist of what I was saying is that humans can’t help but do it. If you have a disinterest in it, that’s a problem in itself. Autistics can’t pull it off very good for instance. Peoples attitudes towards sex are particularly important and useful. They can also be manipulated by bad actors. Look at “incels” which used to tell people one story but now is being spun by the media into another story all together. “incels are dangerous, probably white nationalists and are possibly planning domestic terror this second”. You can’t escape the game though man, because even if you don’t play, you’re still subject to its rules.

again
>opinions of the third world

Might as well be reasoning with a monkey.

Incels should kill themselves.
They're human failures.

I have a feeling you have nothing to back that up with since you forget you yourself have to respond to the anonymous heckling. That's where this all falls apart. This thread doesn't have 200 post because women, it has 200 posts because all you do is think about them. That or you are saying they are much smarter than the average male so which is it? They are super intelligent and can play you like a fiddle or you are a victim of your own issues?

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but cars are abundant and waiting to be driven, so the value is derived from other things and remains despite being unused
gonna stop with this dumb analogy, I made my point
figure it out

I suggest we all have a fucking orgy. Maybe then you will shut the fuck up.

Wouldn't change anything. Topic generates too many (you)s.

Sex isn’t just a “recreational activity”. You do realize how more humans are made, yes? It ain’t from playing video games. If it’s of no importance, why does it loom so large in every humans life (including the people not having it)? You can live without it, sure. You can live without friends and security and an number of good things. That’s a shitty life though.

>but cars are abundant and waiting to be driven
So guys are abundant and waiting for sex
good job dummy. This is why you don't use metaphors

>figure it out
I did and it's so bad you just reinforced the idea that sex is valuable to a man.

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>You can live without it, sure. You can live without friends and security and an number of good things. That’s a shitty life though.
I miss when this site was mostly introverts

buttmad incel

i'm not really voluntary celibate I just don't think about sex much

>That’s a shitty life though
for you

nice larp virgin

I'm not even a virgin I've sucked off 2 dudes.

>many girls used to hit on me a lot (even the Stacies that hung out with Chads) but never really reciprocated any one of them even when some tried to get in my face about it
>even when friend talks about his sex life, it just doesn't sound interesting and actually makes me comfy about myself
>don't really hate women or anything like that
I don't get it. Maybe I just have autism, but I always feel like there are better things to do, you know?

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if you can't see how most people are insecure about this shit, both virgins and non-virgins I don't know what else to say
it's easy to rile people up because there's a need for both sides to validate themselves on the idea that one has something the other doesn't
juvenile shit I'm not trying to deny and in a better, smarter world people would ignore OP or not care but here we are

>So guys are abundant and waiting for sex
that's my point you fuckup, and you're not understanding a single thing, great job
take a minute to read what I said because I've had enough spoonfeeding it's time for vidya

>gay larping virgin

it just keeps getting better and better

Blame reddit, literally too. Reddit kicked out incels so all these incels you see running around are all reddit refugees and the rest are newfags who don't know any better because well they're newfags.

Why would I give a shit about making more humans? I'll probably never get past 60, and every single one I met only helped destroy the planet even more, there's already billions of humans anyway, they're not going to go extinct because someone like me refuses to make more.

If his virginity bothers you so much then maybe you should bend him over and help him get rid of it

Asking the important questions I see.

ok kiryu

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I'm just here to laugh at the fag virgin.

>tumblr
get out

These posts scream insecurity
Pro tip:you're not alpha or a chad

Sex is good but it's not everything, user. Don't worry about losing your virginity, just focus on improving yourself and living a fulfilling life. I'm rooting for you, user!

Sexually molesting Haruka!

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cope

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Yes, it would be a shitty life for me. It’s very possible it’s making a shitty life for you as well. Perhaps you’ve aligned your values to not realize this, but you can’t escape the fact that other humans will take note of your attitude. They will then adjust how they feel about you based on those values. Every conversation you have, which I assume you’re interested in having at bare minimum, some on the internet, is being colored by this. Peoples views on sex and their place in the sexual hierarchy has had more of this sort of impact than anything else. Perhaps because it predates us as humans. Maybe your views on bravery or cowardice and you’re fear response is the only thing comparable.

Literal failed creature.

I think his life is too embroiled in violence to have time for relationships and sex

>cope with the fact that I'm a fag virgin loser

lmao

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It seems like you care too much about what others think about you, just relax bro

Used to be interested in yakuza until I saw how shit they actually play. What a fucking joke.

keep seething

>virgin cope

HELL YEAH ME LIKE!!

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Why?

Repeat after me: God. Tier. Combat.

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Funny thing about that interview, is that the question was answered under the pretense of Kiryu being virgin before Yakuza 1 because ideally, he would have saved himself for Yumi. They don't go further into that, and he even fall in love with someone (Kaoru) in Yakuza 2 who was only written out because the writers switched over.

>I'm not trying to deny and in a better, smarter world people would ignore OP or not care but here we are
so why even drag women into this? Why even give them an ounce of credit?

>Posts notoriously bad boss from a game released 14 years ago

If you want to lose your virginity to a girl you can actually marry, go to church, unironically. Get a Christian GF, and just google a few bible quotes, wear some cheap ass cross or whatever and pretend to pray. Church girls want to get married and have kids and live a normal life.

so everyone in this thread, including myself is just a retard that didn't read?

>cope
>not the one writing paragraphs about how not having sex = a shitty life
Okay bro

>virgins pretending they aren't virgins to shitpost
>virgins shitpost in response
I fucking hate this board

I'm not changing a filename just to appease your whiny ass

I’m confused, so if a person has ideas about love, sex, relationships and romance and they don’t require those ideas to be defined by the state, religious institutions or pop culture, that screams insecurity? And oh yeah, friendly reminder you’re not a chad. Kek. Projecting hard around here.

More or less.

That's Kiwami. But honestly, every fight with more than one non-trash enemy plays just as badly. The game's combat system is just not designed for fighting multiple enemies.

>a game released 14 years ago
So this... is the power... of assetflipping

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>more cope

Annnd you just confirmed my post. Thanks.

I don't really like the combat in dragon engine but yea doing that against 2 HP mooks is fine

I think reddit would suit you more. Better head over there.

Mods please delete thread I wanna talk about video games! If I wanna argue with virgins calling other virgins virgins then I can go on r9k!
PLZ DELET MODZ!!!

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>the guy comparing sex to cars is the same one that thinks women control his feelings

checks out

You are looking at footage of a game released in 2016 for the Playstation 4

Once you have sex you realize how little sex actually matters.

>he still hasn't figured it out

which is a facelift of a game from 2005

no u

The bomb being a fake in 2 sums up perfectly why the writing in these games is terrible. Nothing ever actually matters or has consequence. Things happen just to have a melodramatic scene which ten minutes later doesn't even matter anymore. Kaz can be stabbed and left to die and then be back on his feet and fine 2 minutes later. These games are full of this shit. It's not even "twists" because that would mean things would have to be foreshadowed or at least still have consequence. But literally everything that you think is happening can be undone at any moment. RUBBER BULLETS is the most extreme example but the games are full of this garbage. It only annoys me because when people point out how shit the gameplay is they defend the games by saying "you idiot, you play for the story" but that makes no sense when they're written so badly.

Everybody in this thread is fucking pathetic, including me

simply because they abuse it so much, it really matters more for them

I agree with this statement. Fuck all of you, and fuck myself for even entering this shitty thread.

>lmao
cope

nobody cares because yakuza is garbage

Let's leave together and have sex, user

>cope
cope

Says the virgin

>simply because they abuse it so much, it really matters more for them
How? They are taking up more jobs now than men and have less virgins of about half men do. If anything they are hitting levels they can just ignore males.

so this is what people buy a ps4 pro for

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I bought it for little big planet 3

lol yakuza devs are so shit not even the ps4 pro can play this HD PS2 game without slowdown

Oorah, let’s get the fuck out of here.

Whether or not you choose to care doesn’t matter. You can not care about gravity. You’re subject to it regardless. Caring about what everyone thinks about every attitude of yours will make you neurotic, sure. That happens to some people. Not understanding why people think things based on what you say, the values you hold, your attitudes on important things etc. makes you unironically autistic. The why is important. Having a healthy attitude or a functioning one towards something is separate from morality, from shifting cultural mores. You can have a healthy attitude towards dangerous things, taboo, whatever. It’s a certain amount of open mindedness, a recognition of why something is important even if you don’t partake. And the interplay between how you feel, how others feel and how that will inform your relationships and your life by yourself.

>calls other virgins
found the virgin

Now if only we could get the tumblr ballbusters to ignore us.

>found the virgin
I'm glad that your soul-searching paid off, virgin

I ain't reading all that

You’re not having it right. Git gud,

Goodbye losers, see you later. Wait never mind that, I hope I don't see any of you ever again.

Yeah, being a faggot and playing vidya instead of complying with the most simple biological imperative is impressive and a top priority.
I agree basing your whole identity on who you're fucking is stupid, but so is taking pride in being a virgin for retarded shit like this, or deluding yourself into thinking you actually ever had a chance with a women.

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truly based

You don’t have to. You can stay in a cozy incel echo chamber if you want.

>he's still responding
stay virgin faggot

Imagine caring in the slightest about a video game character's sex life. Just imagine.

>incel
found the incel Reddit black piller

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An incel is a real thing.

>he's still responding
>responds anyway
You want someone to talk with, you lonely virgin?

tell me how many women you've met who pursue legitimate interests outside of their relationships, they can't just ignore men and that creeping dread of the wall will claim them if they try
men are content to remain alone because they can occupy themselves otherwise, so we argue with each other over whether casual sex is worth it instead of fully embracing it as the only way to live

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if you ain't having babies you're doing it wrong

There are other things besides graphics you know.

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>A real thing
holy shit american education really is fucked

>tfw marrying next year
i made it boys feels good being pure

Like god tier combat

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Massive amount of cope

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>he's still responding
>responds anyway
only loney virgin here is you

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I do if they are allegories.

>he's still responding
>responds anyway
Heh

SOCIETY

watch the mods delete these but keep the rest of the shitposting

Fucking based.

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>he takes pride in fucking a hose
get a load of this lad

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Tell me, what's so special about putting your flesh stick that's filled with nerve endings inside a flesh hole that's also filled with nerve endings? Is it so that you can release some pleasurable chemicals inside your brain?

If you're with someone you love it's probably a different story, but people who only have sex with their soulmates wouldn't hate on virginity like that. People who were brainwashed by degenerate media such as American Pie at a young age would only have this train of thought and I'm getting second hand embarrassment from your childishness and lack of original thought.

>this thread
Truly we live in a society

hold on a second is that what i think it is?

Why do you incels refuse to have sex?

gee bill

Some people think this, I can see where it comes from. But I would disagree. There’s a lot of fun, fulfillment, experimentation, a sort of creativity, you can get from fucking, that can be done with strangers. Not to mention the benefit it has to couples, as far as bringing people together and cementing your feelings. The boost to your confidence, the sense of purpose. Sex can be as transcendent as you make it. Just like any other way to pass the time.

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>refuse to have sex
Isn't that a volcel?

What the fuck are you talking about?
It's stupid/bad drama

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Unless you're planning on joining the priesthood, there's no such thing as a 'volcel'.

If he is important enough, scientists will clone him.

>imagine never getting off with another human being

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Any rutting dog can have babies. If you aren't contributing to the advancement of technology to benefit mankind you're doing it wrong.

I bet if you incels had sex, you wouldn’t be so miserable.

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So, is it a raid?

Are you an actual robot? You realize you can break everything down to its components and trivialize anything humans can enjoy right?
>what’s so special about Art? It’s just some splotches of paint on a canvas, it doesn’t even accurately depict reality.

It's worse than bamham in my opinion.
It's basically a RPG, all you have to do to progress past "difficult" parts is unlock certain skills which might require some grinding

have sex

Because we live in a society

Triggered Seething Incel Dickposter

Yea Forums raiding itself

thot = patrolled

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holy shit guys I found the fucking slut!

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You have to join a religion if you want to not give your vitality to the succubi you refer to as ''women''?

Asceticism isn't limited to religion, you know?
I've lived a hedonistic lifestyle for the better part of my life and all it gave me was crippling depression.

>tell me how many women you've met who pursue legitimate interests outside of their relationships
A lot but I'm in the north west where it's seen as a cultural sin to want a man, they see it more as making yourself weaker for wanting dick.

thumbnail made it look like she was preggers. You really got me going there.

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If people didn’t have babies, there would be no mankind to contribute to. Your beneficial works would be for naught.

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Shut up and suck my cock like a goodboi Yea Forums

>people actually believe this
GIVE BIRTH

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"If a man cannot even protect his virginity, what can he protect?"

the planet is fucking dying

Imagine, ha ha..imagine, just hang on a sec. heh. Imagine you took your real benis, and ahh. Hahah. Imagine a girl let you put it inside her. Just. Heh just imagine how that would feel.

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>it doesn’t even accurately depict reality.

If art doesn't accurately depict reality it's probably modern ''art'' trash anyway.

>wow he grew a couple of lines abstractly what a profound soul

I bet you pretend to be moved by it as well because your liberal arts teacher said it somehow represents the duality of man.

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>complying with the most simple biological imperative
a man enslaved by his natural desires is a savage, nothing more

it's kino

Sex or video games, Yea Forums?

You can only have one forever.

That might have been the case back before we were having an overpopulation crisis.

Why haven’t you had sex user? If you don’t soon you know you’re going to shoot up your school. Better get /fit/

Wiser words whoever said that.

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>he hasn't seen the r9k threads
they've proven again and again that sex won't fix their problems with there threads complaining that they still feel sad after losing their virginity

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>had "sex" couple of times and pretty okay looking
>never had penis in vagina though since either too tired, unwilling or too drunk to get it hard
>Honestly don't regret it all and gladly wait for someone to actually make me feel something more than passing lust to do it properly

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>tell me how many women you've met who pursue legitimate interests outside of their relationships
what are you 12? Most ditch that shit pretty fast when they get out of HS.
>they can't just ignore men
looking at the data it's clear they can or at least better than us
>men are content to remain alone
most are not, you got a history of as much as 30% of women staying virgins in their 40s and being fine while virgin men have killed themselves to such a volume in the last decade it has actually cut 2 years off of the average life expectancy. Guys are blowing their brains out for being incels.
>so we argue with each other over whether casual sex is worth it
"we" as in men? sure. Girls? Don't give a fuck, they either do it or don't they have way more freedom and thus lack of interest in this topic.

>what’s so special about video games? It’s just some pixels on the screen. I’m not actually doing any of these things in real life. Did I just pay 55 dollars to trick my brain into releasing some chemicals.

>You can only have one forever.
Heh, I already know the answer to that and I'm living it.

>implying /fit/ has sex

kek

Does nobody ever bother playing on legend difficulty? No climax battles either? Always see the webms on normal or easy.

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And it's all your fault you ass hole! Fuck you I HATE YOU!

whatever virgin

I've cleared Y0 and Kiwami Climax battles but never tried Legend. How does it compare to those difficulty-wise?

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Video games accurately represent reality though.
I know what's going on on the screen and I can tell what's what instead of trying to find a meaning in something that has none.

>Did I just pay 55 dollars to trick my brain into releasing some chemicals.

That is pretty much what video games are, yeah.
You never feel guilty about playing video games? You never think you could be doing something more worthwhile? Consciously you may not, but subconsciously you definitely do.

spam < shitposting

You want your genius to go unappreciated by mud people and insects instead of making your own family beam with pride whenever your name is mentioned? Truly you are a selfless user.

>25
>big virgin
>have grad degree and stable well paying Gov job
>still a loser
How do I undo the curse

I'm friends with people that think like that user, you're insanely deluded if you think that's some kind of rarity.

>You should not masturbate
Wrong, you should do it like you take a piss and a shit. You have to keep your body in optimal condition for it to serve you longer.

>volcel
That's just normal celibacy, though.

>stop slut shaming, it indicates that you’re less desirable
>never having sex is highly dysfunctional
To complete the analogy, this indicates that you’re a whore?

COME ON EVERY ONE LETS TAKE IT TO THE BUMP LIMIT!

yes but this is Yea Forums so must are not -that- educated

>tfw lost virginity at age 17

Yeah, I'm thinking I'm based

I do think I could be doing something more worthwhile. Like sticking my flesh stick into a flesh hole to release those chemicals,

hey faggot, I gave sugar and water to bees this year and also saved one that got caught into spiderwebs in my room so fuck off loser

>Did I just pay 55 dollars to trick my brain into releasing some chemicals

accuracy describes all the tinder hookups I've had

Depends; are you gonna cheese the kiryu parts of the game with rush style because it's unbalanced as hell?

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…...ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Stop thinking you're a loser and you'll see yourself improve over time.

the only loser here is (you)

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?.....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

I like mixing styles up so I don't get bored so it depends.

>why do incels care so much about sex, maybe they should chill. Sex isn’t everything
>you’re super dysfunctional if you don’t have sex
A while back I decided to stop shitting in incels so much because of anons like this. Y’all are some Class A social scene manipulators.
So basically, women.

>mod deleted the dicks but not the thread

absolutely based

stay mad virgin the world is dying and you are killing it by having sex

>people are posting well past the bump limit
>400 posts but only 129 posters
>all because of non-existent sex

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I hope you're doing it to procreate or else you're not doing much with your time besides gaining temporary pleasure.

I'm not judging you or any of the other hedonists btw, for I too am guilty of the same thing. I just wish people would stop putting hookup sex on a pedestal because it will never bring you happiness anyway.

I didn’t say anything about slut shaming or being a slut making a person less desirable. People that would be considered as sluts by people with dysfunctional attitudes towards sex may just have high sex drives. There are however, legit people that can’t stop fucking and put themselves in very harmful situations. This is several degrees past being a slut. It’s just as dysfunctional as being celibate. As far as being a whore, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with selling sex. We attach a value to it, people should have the right to cash in on that.

no I killed a bus driver

I’m the oldest virgin on Yea Forums at the age of 33

>all because of (you)s

ftfy

and these (You)s are generated by poking at the insecurity of virgins that can't have sex. This thread wouldn't have gotten half the posts otherwise.

Huh? My dicks are still up there. This retard shit belongs on /soc/ or /cgl/ by the way not fucking Yea Forums.

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?.....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?.....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Then yeah, it's better and depending on how well versed you are in the combat, more difficult. I'll leave this here as an example m.youtube.com/watch?v=UWD0ULXgQMA

>incel beyond seething because no one wants to talk about his gay video games

Lmao calm down incel

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?.....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Name Andrew by chance? Of the 4 people who have confessed to me they are virgins that were over thirty years old all go by Andrew and all of them didn't like short handed of their name either like Andy or Drew. I just found it weird.

1 was good, 2 was utter shit thanks to the awkward romance with one of the worst characters in the entire franchise and forced rivalry with Goda, the most one-dimensional character ever written

3 had some stupid elements, but the story as a whole was good
5 and 6 were pretty shit though
all of RGG is just shitty yakuza drama anyway saved only by Kiryu, combat and substories
now that the saving graces of RGG are gone we can expect the franchise to die off

Bnnkj

user I don’t blame you for thinking that, I’ve thought the same thing before. It happens when your wants exceed your needs. You start believing it’s just hedonism. If you’re interested in finding it, I believe truly that there is another level, that sex can be something more, and if you keep at it, you can find that. I hope you get there.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese......quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?.....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…...quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

tb.h I just play along and add to the shitposting whatever the topic is for the epic lulz

>all of RGG is just shitty yakuza drama anyway saved only by Kiryu, combat and substories
y7 guy could be ok and it's a turn-based rpg now, the substories and shit are still there though

unironically just learn how to dance

This is why you’re an incel user. You haven’t met the right slag that likes Brrapping. Instead of trying to derail something that makes you seethe, go get on a fetish hookup site and find a girl to fart on you. You can do it, I believe in you.

Then you know for certain that poking these anons about sex (or lack of it) works best.

Damn that does look fun. Might give it a shot for later playthroughs.

No, not andrew. Also I’ve never even kissed a girl or held a girls hand.

>zoomers first atheistic outburst the post

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Or pretending to be a tranny from resetera or a /pol/tard. Hell it's hard to find bait that doesn't get massive amounts of replies.

Unironically if you just asked every girl if they wanted to have sex, you'd find some that would say yes.

Not me, there’s not a female alive that would say yes to me

I’m a boomer that’s been in a committed relationship for over a decade. I don’t care about religion, practice it if you want. I was the best man in a wedding and I was in Charge of distributing the payoffs to the church. They needed an extra 1k to use the “special” rosary beads that they draped over the couple. An envelop to the organ player, an envelope to the priest, an envelope to every person affiliated with it. If I wanted to pay for pussy I’d hand an envelope to a pimp. Love doesn’t need sanctioning by religion, state or culture,

this doesn't seem efficient though

There is user, you can do it. My aunt is a literal retard and she found a husband (who’s also borderline retarded) and yes they made a retard baby. If retards can do it, you can. What’s your excuse?

Seething incel. Why aren’t you working on your manifesto?

Based Jannies making incels seethe.

you're still an incel m8

this

Who turned off the shitposting?

The incel problem could be dealt with by the members of the community. If 50 percent of them turned into Trannys and fucked the other half. That’s how you solve for X when X= incel.

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A triggered janny, probably.

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I believe in a thing called love too, user. I've just been in the darkness for a long time and the light grows dimmer each day.

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