Autistic heavy metal rock music starts playing

Sorry, I'm not familiar with the conventions. I only listen to hip hop rap music. Usually while playing japanimation anime Japanese jrpg's.

Literally who?

A 4'10" jewish woman who owns a used game store in the pacific northwest. She occasionally appears on various youtube channels, both her own and her friend group's.

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>Look how easy it was for me to call a cheeseburger a chicken sandwich

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>Plays games
>Pocket-wife
I want one

I sure hope you're not implying Motorhead is autistic.

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You mean, acoustic.

That man lived his life to the fullest

No, the short shorts make it based, not autistic.

>HAHA YOU CALLED THE THING THE WRONG NAME
i'll never understand people who think like this over music. who gives a fuck about what you call your childish distraction that you developed a self-religion around because people were too lazy to actually raise you.

>price of games goes up

imagine the conversation they had about him using her in all the thumbnails to draw in coomers

Way to take a joke seriously user. Good job.

She’s a business woman, she knows what time it is.

It's been rumored for years that the Metal Jesus Rocks crew regularly have swing orgies. She was probably the target of a bukkake at one point.

I honestly expected or expect someone out of the group to get me tooed any day now

It's been "rumored" in the same way literally every female is "rumored" to fuck black men. Stop believing every retard on Yea Forums

I doubt it. Hard to say you were forced when you sucked 8 cocks in an hour.

>white people

You've obviously never been to Seattle if you think a bunch of alcoholic boomers don't have orgies.

fucking saved. Thank you user.

>white people

>Niggers

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YOU JUST KNOW

i hate time, make it stop.
when did motley cru become classic rock.

That is my favorite photo of all time.

sounds like you just folded your hand
admitting to losing the argument?

>brainlet can't into music
seethe

Kinsey is better

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They're both insufferable west coast sluts

She's jewish.

When will they learn?

Is she really Jewish?
Cuz that's kinda hot.

Jewish parents. She's not a practicing Jew though. She had a Christian wedding. No way in hell an actual jew would tolerate that.

You think metal Jesus got to tap that before she married Chad?

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being jewish is both religious and ethnic.
she and her future kin will all be jews, forever and always

this

Fuck that faggot

Nicesu
youtu.be/8yDarQW7UZc

post more

He's a massive faggot and the girl is boring, but the black dude seems to be pretty chill

seethe harder fag

>being conquered is both religious and ethnic.
>she and her future kin will all be Ghengis Khan, forever and always

>the sheer amount of onions in this pic

Where do you think Chad met her? Jesus literally jizzed in her just before Chad had a go. And then he jizzed in Chad.

Nah, metal jesus is more kind of cuckoldry shit with his fat wife. Maybe the fat Kinsey join in orgy, but the little midget was puré before getting Martínez with that faggot.

Jesus is literally the most chill Vidya tuber in existence. Not once has he ever discussed politics or SJW nonsense or even gotten pissed off at a game. It's nothing but talking about old games, because he loves old games.

Metal Jesus's intro is so fucking hammy and shit sounding I can't believe he really l records music for a living

>Woman that doesn't have physical deformities living on the West coast
>Pure

Umm, sweetie. She had the sperm of at least 20 men drip down the walls of her womb before she got married.

>heavy metal rock music

Whats MetalJesus most based video?
youtube.com/watch?v=CgOoVnjTelg
This one is by far the most based in my opinion

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kek nice

>did anyone said Hidden Gemz?
>GOOD!!! i have 250 hidden gemzz for the Wii i borrowed from my pal Reggie, lets tart...

She broke his GameCube the drunk bitch

None. He is insufferable. Only a brainwashed Seattlenigger could unironically consume his shit.

What heavy metal rock music is not autistic? Post examples please.

Pleb kys

I wish I wasn't a manlet

If you think Black Sabbath is autistic then it's time to change your diaper, little baby zoom zoom. Don't worry, we can put on your nigger rap and Justin Bieber playlist for you at nap time.

Phantom Excaliver
youtube.com/watch?v=lySyMsb21P0

God I want to impregnate that game store owning midget.

>heavy metal rock music

did my grandma make this post

I want to fuck her armpits while he watches.

Fuck

Lmao

the original CHAD

>Her feet are so tiny she can't even find sandals that fit them

OH IM GONNA, IM GONNA

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I don't actually know what to post because I'm not sure how the autism joke works with metal
Have Judas Priest
youtube.com/watch?v=GhvzMGDzt70
youtube.com/watch?v=8sPbDAuA_TQ

I'd coom in her womb if you know what I mean.

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>cutting hair because of someone else

That's kinda cringe.

So is she just really short, is he really tall, or a mix of both?

Check out my favorite Jazz tune
youtu.be/7TRenzo9FDI

>Hey recommend me some good shooters
>Fire Emblem

damn i miss him

His videos are ok, the flooded basement one was pure kino and comfy.

I bet you're bl*ck

>Badly fitting vidya shirt
>Cargo shorts
>Sandals
Why the fuck would you dress like this? If you want to dress like a metalfag at least pick some decent shoes and pants.

Critiquing another man's appearance is the highest form of faggotry. Go watch another episode of queer eye.

i don't know how many times I've seen this picture and I'm just now noticing the cigarette kek

Have fun dressing like an autist.

Have fun getting upset about another man's clothes.

I bet you wear autism jeans lmao.

Hamburger sandwich.

hotdog sandwich

I bet you like to have sex with men.

Dude literally made videos asking people to pay for his basement "leaks". And another video on him blaming some guy's soft hdmi mod for bricking his gamecube, throwing the guy's business under the bus literally overnight.
When it came out his drunk orbiter cow kicking his gamecube was what fried it.
Faggot also shills "hidden gem" prices on the internet.

Man, I want a woman who is all itty bitty tiny and petite.

Imagine going balls deep in a tiny girl and imagining how deep your dick goes in her

It was an HDMI adapter and it did brick Gamecubes if it was jostled during use, the new model doesn't, its just feedback.

I think MetalJesusSucksDick is a faggot but not for giving honest product feedback.

Cody is unironically more based than any of the MGR crew desu

>owns a successful video game store
>cucks all of Yea Forums AND metaljesus

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Game Sack is way better

He is fat. I know he doesn’t look like a normal fat person but he’s easily holding as much fat as one. He has no muscle mass whatsoever. The fat is hanging of bones basically. You can see this the most in his deltoids. There’s nothing there. It’s rather disgusting.

I like his videos, but I have no idea where the fuck he finds the time to play all the shit he buys.

Also, I really don't like the obvious passive-aggressiveness towards Reggie. Reg clearly has more passion for certain games and that bothers MJ.

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Based Reggie. Dude's probably cool as shit to hang out with.

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I like Reggies channel more than Metal Jesus nowadays desu his streams are comfy

> heavy metal rock music
I think everyone can tell who is autistic here.

>asks for money all the damn time
>chill

And you're kinda gay