The writing is poor and the plot is filled with clichés and stereotypes, but there are people who take it seriously

>The writing is poor and the plot is filled with clichés and stereotypes, but there are people who take it seriously
What's her name?

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Shit game. Genuinely can’t understand why there are people who like this.

ITT: Good games that make incels seethe

The characters are well written and the gameplay is fun. Second best ND game behind the original Jak and Daxter.

After beating this game I felt like I had missed something. Turns out the game just isn't good. Like at all.

Her name is Metroid Prime

There are people who unironically insist a generic shonen story about saving the world from the evil space pirates from outer space is great simply because it has no dialogue, so that means the story telling is clever and well done.

Metroid autists will invest hours and hours discussing the brilliant lore of a childish game about saving the galaxy from the evil space pirates from outer space.

Any minor character interaction will be intepreted as deep, sophisticated story telling.

If you encounter one of these faggots IRL please push them off a ledge.

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>playing metroid for its story
Stopped reading right there

Yeah, the characters were...uh... well... written.

>Still not on steam
No steam no buy

What gameplay

>the writing is poor
What are some games with better writing, OP?

You can acknowledge that something is cliche/run of the mill and still enjoy it for what it is, it's not just black and white

I've played it, a solid 6/10. Visuals were nice, music was forgettable, story was poorly paced and the cheap emotional shots had no weight. I did not care about Joel's daughter, I did not care about Joel's friend who died on like the third chapter or some shit. I didn't care when he found his gay friend had hung himself. The ladder shit got old fast.

Also has 0 replay value whatsoever.
I remember having a positive opinion of this game when it came out, but when I went to replay it a couple of years back I almost died from how fucking boring it is.
Uncharted 4 is even worse, it takes half the fucking game before it finally picks up. Then it slows right down again towards the ending with Nate and Elena giving the whole "let's find another way round!" every 20 steps because apparently not a single door is unlocked nor archway unblocked in the Uncharted universe.
It's such a shame because I still love Uncharted 2 and even 3 can be enjoyable at a lot of points. But the moment Druckmann took over ND became pretentious as fuck and forgot how pacing works.

The Last of Us
Alan's Wake
Max Payne 3
Red Dead Redemption 1/2
L. A. Noir
Frankly all Rockstar games
All fucking Tale of Tales game

Rocktar, Remedy and Naughty Dog are absolute masters of brain-dead writing that gets praise due to UTTER AND ABSOLUTE lack of any standards in the industry.

Call of Duty Modern Warfare

Nah rdr has GOAT writing

>all these people still seething
Lmao

It really does not. It's the least god-awful of the lot, but it still is fucking terrible.

>Not sexualized

Lol....

Thank for reminding me Alan wake exists. What a fucking trash game that was.

Eh I like RDR's, especially the second one.
But I would also add Bioshock Infinite to that list.
It's like they read the opening paragraph of the wiki article for the multiverse theory and called it a day.

Spec Ops is the worst offender for this, god damn the people who defend that have the worst case of COPE

It makes me glad i never listen to you faggots. Life is to short for me to listen to a goddam thing you loser say.

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I played it on youtube. I don't understand why people would want this on console when you need accuracy to play well. I guess that is part of the survival mechanism, clunky controls that make it so you miss the mark sometimes so you keep resources scarce.

>But I would also add Bioshock Infinite to that list.
Except very few people thought that had good writing. The gig was up on that one very soon, because frankly, it was so fucking silly. Unlike TLOU or RDR or fucking Firewatch, it did not try to hide beyond holywood clichés and professionally polished though absolutely unimaginative writing.

Because the accuracy you have with a controller is more than enough to play a singleplayer """cinematic""" game like this

You faggots, the pic clearly means that she was NOT MADE to be sexualized in mind. Rule 34 porn degenerates will always find a way to sexualize something. That's nothing new or interesting anymore.

But Samus on the other hand had a bikini outfit scene from Day 1.
I mean, latex bodysuits and an almost bimbo appearence with blonde hair and a blank "personality"? She was obviously written solely for fanservice in mind to males. She is a sexier character, no doubt about that. But she is not a better character. Not by a long shot.

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The developers sexualized her. How can you be so dense?

Yes because its mainstream trash, Sheldon

>478677557
I played it on youtube as well. It was alright.

Yeah, she's literally lusting for cum in one chapters epilogue.

So she was MADE to be sexualized then. Same thing. Samus isn't an actual character. So if her devs want her to be sex object and sexualize her, then she is so in canon.

Samus has no personality user. She can't compare in the slightest to Ellie character-wise.

Elly has a personality?

Much more than Samus, yes.

But does she really? I didn't notice any in my entire playthrough.

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Got some bad news for you.

Elli was poorly written.

If you think that's bad you should see the gameplay.

The major gripe I got is with drops becoming rarer the more loot you have and more frequent the less stuff you got, meaning that the whole part where you're supposed to watch your resources carefully is utter bullshit. Survival horror my ass. Its core principle is the same as rubber banding in racing games, really.

Gripe 2: enemies seemingly have infinite ammo. When you kill them they have 1 or 2 bullets tops, if any.
>survival horror

Last, game spawns enemies out of fucking nowhere in parts of the map you had already cleared (see the combat encounter in the big plaza where Ellie is given a rifle, if you go the stealth way this becomes extremely obvious where you'll find enemies just standing around in some alleyway doing absolute jack)

Oh yeah, and let us not forget about that whole move this box here, move this ladder there, boost you up boost me up bore fest that only serves to dilute the game. Who the fuck thought that would be fun

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That's your opinion. She has a clear personality a full backstory and is recognizable by her characteristics.

Samus is just a sex doll basically that Other M tried to humanize her a but by adding maternity traits to her and the story. But she's otherwise blank and boring.

>She has a clear personality a full backstory and is recognizable by her characteristics.
She doesn't, she doesn't, and she's not. I can copy and paste ellen page too, that doesn't make any of those things true. Samus isn't really a good comparison because her games are about game play, why obsess over that one? She was never meant to have much of a personality, Elli's game however has terrible game play, broken AI and generic level design. She needs to be better written and right now she's just disappointing.