Greedfall

pirate
no
no
no
mass effect

Couldn't kill him.

And because Sardine father refused to give him/her to the Nauts they revealed the location of the island to everyone in the world

How the CoM even managed to ship thousands of colonists from the continent to America without towelheads and ISIS noticing it?

Still not sure which ending is better. It's obvious which is better according to courcillions report, but with sardet and constantin in charge, things are kinda looking up in the "bad" ending, long term.

Male Sardine good ending, fem Sarding bad ending.

Wrong. See it's clear male sardines are TRASH

Yes, because they broke the contract.

Finally someone speaks facts around here

>Male Sardine good ending, fem Sarding god ending.
Ftfy

To your right when you enter there is a door that leads to a path that leads to the brothel which is connected to the tavern
In front of you there is the coin guard dude you can talk to
Earliest left you can take leads to the place where the guards hang out
t. Not nearly finished with the game

>Pirated first playthrough
>I am basically just nice to the natives so I can have a fun 2nd playthrough when I buy the game on sale where I kill every native I can wearing the priest cape

Mah bro but you have to wear a turban.

A man of reason

I kind of feel bad about shortcutting through the brothel
>that fucking coin building where the door between the main office and the tavern is blocked

>apparently textures on ultra cause the game to stutter badly due to some weird error
>high textures look like shit
Really cool.

This feels like as good a time as any to admit a weird niche passion: I think microfish are really, really, neat.

Like, not just the fish themselves, but the whole microecosystem or tiny biosphere they occupy with all the aquatic plants, insects, amphibians, and other weird little organisms and so forth. I find the persistence and just how much life can be crammed into a small pond of water to be commendable and fascinating.
I loved zoning out as a kid spectating small ponds and I still kinda do as an adult.

It's like looking into a self contained little world. Like it's own planet.

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You breeding guppies, OP?

werks on mai machine frendo

Wholesome and fishoiled.

I already didn't like curryniggers, but now I positively hate them.

holy shit, it's fucked up that the game doesn't let me unite all 3 other factions against those fucks and just nuke Hikmet

Guppies are pretty cool.

>nagivate
(You) seem to be unable to navigate your fucking keyboard, user.

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Actually, you can. But you need to kill Kurt for it

I bet they spent all the "consequence" work budget just around that part.

tell me how and I'll do it

During the coup with non-loyal Kurt you need to choose Theleme.

FUCK

I'm already past that, is there definitely no other way to fuck up Hikmet? Or at least make the Currykings head roll

No you can only angrily rip open the door and insit that he stop with his bullshit.
Then we will feign ignorance and pretends he has no idea what his men are doing and he has nothing to do with whatever you are angry about.

Repeat.

This nigger just gonna get away with giving a royal heir the plague?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZvmGJuquuLE
youtube.com/channel/UC3Kk8tvhHkWMMfKBb0q0X9g
Thank me later.

Of course, he got his black sheep to blame.
He himself had no idea about any poisoning plot :^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

>>I think you'll find my Powers of Guards and Coin as grown Legate Sardine.

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Fuck it I'm restarting and using some cheat mods to speed things up
Hikmet is getting FUCKED

Every day until you like it.

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That isn't very diplomatic of you user.

fosh

That's because the quest design is bad and encourages you to blindly run from place to place without paying attention.

>not nuking Hikment
>not siding with the zealots
>not killing all killable natives
>not having you-know-who die
>not fucking over the nauts
I wonder if its possible to achieve a significantly different game state than goody two shoes run if you do all this.

you're shilling at the coinguard pub and this onol slaps your menawi, what do?

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If i don't send the messenger during the coup will Hikmet get fucked?

My Child

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The light casts shadows

I did everything good except choosing Ullan as the native prime minister, did i do wrong?

it seems the ending is good with the exception of the malichor still existing

You forgot
>picking the god ending

Go away Petrus you old fox

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>World where magic and gods literally exist
>There are still atheists

>I did everything good except choosing Ullan as the native prime minister, did i do wrong?
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh boy you fucked up.

Nature isn't really a god.

I finished the game and let me tell you, it would be half as long if there were horses and timetravel on demand like in Skyrim

I hope someone mods a skateboard or something, Sardine can't run for shit

Oh yeah naturally.
I was actually thinking about things being significantly different before the actual ending, though.

Siora a qt, QT

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Do they ever explain why a diplomat like Sardine is better at combat than anyone?

I basically defeated the native high king, and nobody even raises an eyebrow, even tho he's the top dog among the natives both officially and magic wise

The malichor will still exist as long as not-Europe hasn't completely planted all the trees necessary to appease Mother Nature. They do mention in the good ending that there are less reports of people afflicted with the malichor though, so en on mil frichtimen has made a direct impact in saving not-Europe.

If you were in a magical universe, as long as it still follows some rules of causality, you would not see it as magic the same way we see magic.
Rather it would be just another physical system.
A world founded on physical principles without quantum mechanics would consider our world to be magical.

>tfw no druid gf

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>choosing Ullan as the native prime minister
That alone is already a major fuckup.

Kurt's training, Greenblood.

Nothing more retarded than a retarded who thinks he isn't a retard

I agree :^)

because they don't jump to conclusions as easy as the natives

I mean, you even saw the ending, the god ein frichten can be replaced by a mere mortal, so is he really a god or just a former native that got uppity?

That's where the Bridges are coming from, they call bullshit on magic because it can be studied

I won't allow you talk about my wife like this.

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What even happens if you do that? I just kinda assumed he gets replaced by different dude and they will be more pissy at you. Don't tell me it removes whole faction or something.

I got a good ending the only difference is that it said that Ullan was the first native chief to civilize his tribe and that cities grew bigger, but then again the the malichor didn't get cure in my ending

The Bridge are just conniving jew chemists.

Charisma check failed.

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You signed the island doom, Ullan is like a corrupted Brazilian President that will sell forest lots and mining rights to any Merchant paying enough

But why is Sardine stronger than Kurt?

Hell, in one alternative path you can kill him too like it was nothing. The game feels unfinished, it's pretty clear Sardine's face scar meant something deep but they forgot to explain it

Admiral a qt, QT

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>sell forest lots and mining rights to any Merchant paying enough
Thats a good thing though.
And exactly how an healthy economy should function.
If the forests were worth so much, they would need to pay enough to allow for compensation.
If if they were so important for survival the price would too high to pay.

Strong Scottish blood

Doneigada mommy and power of sea.

t. Ullan

Stop posting, Ullan

exactly, and that's what makes them so good at detecting scams, they're so used to it they don't fall for their own tricks

In any case, this Ein Frichten is not telling us the whole story about his powers, I hope there's a sequel to further develop the lore

Am I retarded the eyes look identical to me

>Ullan sell entire regions to CoM, Theleme and Bridge
>They build their cities and destroy forests for create farmfields
>Good job, you imported Malichor from the continent Ullan!

>nuking the very thing you need to live
>healthy economy
t. Ullan

Ullan is as always presenting a good case

The not!europeans are going to exploit the lands anyway, so why not make some money on the side? He's the only native smart enough to understand he doesn't stand a chance to those renaigse OP guns

Because player characters usually are the strongest around unless cutscene demands you to take dick from cannon fodder guard. Surely you don't expect some AA game on tight budget to change this.
>Sardine's face scar meant something deep but they forgot to explain it
It meant to show his connection to the island and they literally slap your face with it for first half of the game. Pay attetion to the dialogue maybe?

:'(

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>defeated the native high king, and nobody even raises an eyebrow
Because Sardine has a fucking gun and the high king doesnt

The natives kicked Jews troops back to the continent before

i meant something deep, that's not deep user that's basic level shit

it ruins my suspension of disbelief when the Legate, who was allegedly raised as a noble diplomat, is out of the sudden kicking as and taking names and no one i mean no one questioning why is he so strong as to take on the High King with just a sword and basic bitch renigse magic

I wonder who's behind this post.

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I for one picked Dreide, do I get a bonus for siding with my people? or will I get expelled too?

Finally someone who understands.

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Can I torch the natives and bring the light of civilization to the lands? Asking for a friend.

Sardine is a noble who probably had several teachers aside from kurt, is magically gifted, is 25 while kurt is what, 40? Grew up on fine meat. Also a legate means law enforcer, sardines profession is no less combative than kurts in nature. Also, reminder, natural talent is a thing and sardine seems much brighter than kurt. Also canonically sardine has more than a sword, she has a gun, a sword, and can wield magic. It makes sense that she is basically a god on the battlefield. It also makes sense that she'd have better equipment.

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>natural talent is a thing
Spoken like a true loser.

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when the Legate checks the native healer's corpse Sardine says that he looks as if he had been hit by a meteorite

meteorite > gun

That's it, I'm calling Nauts.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legatus
Sardine is literally a high ranking roman soldier, of course the cowardly gun and run french frogs tremble upon his sight

Sardine is probably a much better duelist than kurt while kurt might be better in a warfare situation. I don't really see why a random mercenary would be as good as a noble elite when clearly fencing is seen as a part of the noble curriculum from what we see in serene

There's a difference between acknowledging people have different potential objectively, and using it as an excuse.

What's a ghetto gagger, is that a bondage thing?

good night sweet prince

WHAT A SHAME

Now cracks a noble heart.

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I'd assume it's because of the massive mix of his background, having been trained by a veteran coin guard captain, being a child of a Doneigad and also being an On Ol Menawi meaning you're drawing some power from the land and their god like the others, and the fact that his fights on the island have made him stronger. Remember that at the start of the game he says he barely managed to finish off the severely weakened Nadaig at the harbour, but by the end he's going toe-to-toe(but still loses) with the Nadaig protecting the island god.

Is this the first great RPG from Focus?

He's basically this universe Shepard, he/she can do anything cuz he/she wills it so

Man this is a weird post. I think it's much harder to argue why kurt could beat the legate than the other way around.
>why did the warrior elite raised on near endless resources, in the prime of their life, beat the footsoldier grunt?

If I stab Sardine, will it die?

It's the best from spiders for sure

This, the Reapers and the Starchild never explain what makes Shepard so special you just have to roll with it

It won't, because she has mattheus necklace and healing ajd shielding spells, she can do localized timestops too, if the healing takes too long.

Just like in my animus

My Sincere apologies Legate but it seems I have taken over your body by accident

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Just googled, it's a porn thing

Delet this

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de Sardet is for Constantin's cock

Ahem

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>Wholesome and fishoiled.
Is fishoil or that omega 4 shit something I actually need if i'm allergic to fish?

It's a great porn thing.

for all of his flaws Constantine truly loved the Sardine no homo

Nah. You see, vitamins and other supplements are basically useless if you're aren't getting them with your food. It's all marketing bullshit.

Fact: if the roles were reversed and constantin was the sane one, he would have held your hand without question.

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So I can keep doing keto and lose my fat ass and not worry about it then. Gotcha.

user don't give advise on things where your knowledge is extremely superficial

Keto isn't good for your health user.

Idiot. There are vitamins like vitamin d where you need fats to process it, but just wrap your pill in a bit of fat if you want to.
Fish oil is literally a great ready to go medium for your body to absorb omega 3

This.

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>he's actually a year older than you

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>tags : incest, hand-holding, cousin fucker

A man of taste.

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Kino.

If the roles were reversed, he would've had friends and probably would be less murder-happy.

>protected
ONE JOB SPIDERS
ONE JOB

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And even with those friends and without those grudges he STILL wouldn't hesitate to take your hand, user.

if the role were reversed he would had been killed by kurt during the coup d'etat mission

Of course no homo. After all, de Sardine is Madame de Sardine, Legate of the Merchant Congregation

Is there a more tiring map to traverse? The walks are killing me. This map is involved in alot of quests and they didnt even bother to put a camp or a globe in here like my feet are tired..

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True. Even if fair cousin had a love of his country and friends like sardine, he would have valued sardine above it all, it wouldn't even be close.

You are never more than about 100 or so meters from a travel point and when sprinting it only takes a few seconds.

Did a magic only run already and I heard firearms are kinda broken as well. How's a build that uses two-handed swords and the traps side of technical work out? Are phials and traps more annoying to source than ammo?

not to mention the forced mob fight

someone needs to mod a horse asap

a bit of poison on my blade

>Also a legate means law enforcer, sardines profession is no less combative than kurts in nature
As true as this is, the fact that other nations literally go to your governor and ask for a diplomat to save them from a horde of monsters is still hilarious to me.

Question: is there a castle (or maybe a fortress) in that map? Preferably, built on an elevated part of the landscape like a hill or something similar.

AND LETS GO

there is the ruins there's like ledges you can go on to. there's also a huge waterfall w/ good view

Two-handed swords feel satisfying to use, but they're incredibly shit on extreme, unless you get 5 endurance and the biggest armor you can find.
Swords (both two-handed and one-handed) with grenades and GUN is how I played and it was a blast. Crafting becomes a non-issue when you get science 3, until then you'll want to buy materials if you want to really spam grenades.

I see. I'll probably play on normal, hard was entertaining but watching my companions die over and over again while I have to solo boss fights is annoying. Should I rush two-handers first or invest in getting phial throw?

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO ________

GET COIN FLIPPY

you can use resu powders to resurrect them. you can literally get their mats from mobs.

What do? I don't really want to break his heart

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phial throw

Does it even matter? This choice, I mean.

I don't know...

I finished the game, that's why I'm asking. I guess it's purely moral choice, anonmenawi.

>literally anything happens
>FUCKING NATIVES
for scientists, they sure are some class A retards

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Don't think so. I told him and it didn't come up again.

What I don't understand is how much they try to discredit the natives magical rituals. Magic exists in this world but they keep saying that the rituals the natives do have no correlation with the effects afterwards. Getting reinforcements from them for the final battle was so stupid too. Oh I don't believe in any of this native magical shenanigans but he is a threat so sure I'll lend some troops. FFS even the goddamn priests of Theleme have more common sense than them

Same. I wonder what happens if you won't tell him.
>be Sardine
>come to Constantine before going to meet God
>learn that Theleme and Hikmet are being attacked by mad animals
>Constantine goes all "ah, ok, eerm, you can go check it out but stay safe"
>worry.jpg
>go see both, they blame natives
>learn that natives are being attacked too
>fight fucking tons of enemies, including bosses
>for some reason New Serene is ok
>sudden realization
>oh fuck no don't tell me.jpg
>reporting to Constantine urgently
>"ah, don't worry cousin, it's all unfortunate and stuff, but these monsters won't touch us. And, eh, I should go. Yep. See ya."
>YOU LITTLE SHIT.exe

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if you gave me two malichor bombs and a choice of the factions, i'd nuke hekmet twice

>Also a legate means law enforcer
"A legation was a diplomatic representative office of lower rank than an embassy. Where an embassy was headed by an ambassador, a legation was headed by a minister. Ambassadors outranked ministers and had precedence at official events. Legations were originally the most common form of diplomatic mission, but they fell out of favor after World War II and were upgraded to embassies.
Through the 19th century and the early years of the 20th century, most diplomatic missions were legations. An ambassador was considered the personal representative of his monarch, so only a major power that was a monarchy would send an ambassador and establish an embassy.[1] A republic or a smaller monarchy would only send a minister and establish a legation. Because of diplomatic reciprocity, even a major monarchy would only establish a legation in a republic or a smaller monarchy.[2] For example, in the waning years of the Second French Empire, the North German Confederation had an embassy in Paris, while Bavaria and the United States had legations.[3]"

It's fiiine, don't worry about it, fair cousin.

Nice how you looked up another word and position entirely to disprove my definition of legate

Reee

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>saved constantin
>did all her quests
>named the new high king
>natives are frienly
when the FUCK do i get to romance Siora?

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Your definition of legate is from the ancient roman empire and is not relevant to the game's time period

You fucked up, brother. I bet you told her how much you want to fuck her in every additional flirt dialogue lmao.

did you try talking to her
there are three conversations you need to get right

You missed the second and third personal quests for her.

Immediately after you hear of the Trial of Water. Rest in fishes.

>I bet you told her how much you want to fuck her
You can do that in the first dialogue and it doesn't fuck up anything. Though yeah, aside from that, you should be playing hard to get.

>she says she learned so much with me
>i say she could learn a lot more if she stays
>siora reputation: -2
wtf bros i was trying to be gentle

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Fun fact: Magasvár literally means High Castle in Hungarian - where high indicates physical height, not rank or status. I thought it might be intentional. I can't wait to see the place myself, even if it's indeed a pain the ass to navigate there.

Serene is fantasy venice. It would either be inspired by a papal legate (unlikely since that's thelemes schtick), Roman legatus, or just the broad dictionary definition, which is law enforcer and emissary. Your definition is based on modern 19th century diplomatic standards, which are more out of place.

That's why you don't have a gf.

>you should be playing hard to get
It's not "hard to get", you should treat local waifus like people, not fucktoys. It's not a bioware game or a dating sim.

>you should treat local waifus like people, not fucktoys. It's not a bioware game or a dating sim.
Explain Kurt then.

>Serene
>the serene prince of Venice
How did I not notice this?

A BIT OF POISON ON MY ASS

>slow down, fair lady
Kurt is thirsty. Hell, he's the only person who tries to hit on Siora. But actually the same approach works for every waifu in this game. If you don't flirt with them and actually pay attention to what they care about, they react more tender to it.

I believe in you, Constantin. Now come back here and mate with me, I need your seed.

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Based.

So, /greedfall/, Adam and Eve or Hades and Persephone?

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he changes his armor to CoM unique armor.

Probably got it from his dad. It's Merchant Prince armor after all.

Adam and Hades

No homo

Is there any way to manually trigger companion banter? I only heard it once when Siora and Kurt were in the residence but after that none of my companions have ever bantered again desu

Reminder female sardine > male sardine

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Wrong

There isn't really companion banter. They only blurt out a line related to an active quest and that's it.

No, they mostly talk to each other during quests.

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I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

No that's scripted quest banter. They also talk whenever you're like doing nothing or just exploring.

>They also talk whenever you're like doing nothing or just exploring.
Yeah, they don't.

They don't.

explain Petrus and Aphra or talking to each other when I had no quest then? I was just blindly walking around Hikmet

Well, what did they talk about?

Was is something about Theleme and BA war?

The Zulus fucked over the British at Isandlwana, the Lakota routed a whole calv division at Littlebighorn.
But in the end, both tribes were unable to hold their land and peoples.

Best gun? Is the blunderbuss you get from ottoman Mengele any good? Or is some multishot pistol better?

I liked 5 /6 shot pistols most, but they drain through ammo, even if you make hundreds of boolits.

I played with it, but I only dealt like something round 1.4k damage with maxed out Accuracy.
Which doesnt seem to rival the numbers other players are posting.

You're supposed to abuse Stasis if you want to get the most out of rifles and big numbers.

THINGS ABOUT TO GET DICEY

MAY THE SHADOWS ENGULF OUR ENEMIES

>it's the /my 15 y/o cousin can do it for half price!/ episode

Previous Experience: Environment Artist (Greedfall - PS4/XOne/PC)

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Greedfall's alternate title is "Cornerfall" because they've all been cut and tossed aside.

Fuck you, some views are top notch.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out it was a streaming issue (which is the Achilles heel of the game anyway). It's still strange as all the other trees (including ones that were much further than this one) were properly rendered from the same viewing distance.

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Why is this game so long. I met with God already and now I have to fuck off to Hikmet and Theleme again, holy fucking shit.

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I like the game but I couldn't give less of a crap about any of the companions Tbh
I think the last time I cared for the companions in a game that has companions was DA Origins. D:OS2 came closest but not really.

You're in the final stretch, user. Just another 4 hours left.

Does the game actually have Endurance 5 requiring armor? I have a spare skill point but I haven't come across any so far.

Once you had Morrigan and Leliana fighting over your dick or femdommed Alistair it's hard to top that

Petrus is the standout IMO, even though the VA might get on your nerves if you've played The Witcher 3.

Lol yeah I can't help but think of TW3 when he speaks. I roll with him and Siora and waited for them to clash but Petrus kinda gets along well with her

Have you played Pathfinder Kingmaker? Nevermind that it's a fantastic CRPG in general, it's got some great and a few really shit companions.

>Not even Dragon Age has jealously banter between companions anymore
Someone has to bring that shit back

That's so neat.

Imagine Constantine talking about your rumored waifus.

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great
> Noknok
> Regengar
> Jaethal
> Jubi

bland
>valerie
>amiri
>tristram
>twin sisters

shit
>black guy w/ bow
>linzi
>harrim
>octavia

Imagine having such a shit taste holy shit.

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>Harrim and Ekun
>not good
They both subvert expectations in a good way desu. Kanerah is also great.

>yes how did you know that I was a fucking double renaigse?

t. seething waifu fags

Does Reg's cock feel good in your ass, user?

>not Doge
Plebeian.

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET DICEY

>Uhm... Support? Y-yes, I have a problem. My character just entered that Native village and ... turned into a local female. H-how can I fix this?

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And that's a good thing!

It's a blessing

Gotta love how the game pulls a 180º turn with Theleme and Bridge Alliance. Well less so with the Bridge but still.

I'm impressed at how likeable of a villain they made of Constantine

Did nothing wrong

>dressing siora as a renaigse
looks so fucking wrong

She looks better in the ((((merchant)))) outfits than in savage clothes. That's a fact.

fuck off ullan

The running back and forth for some quests is kind of tedious.

I wonder what kind of kinky shit two Cousin Gods make?

Passionate
Hot
Kinky
HAND-HOLDING

t. archives quest

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Wow slow down, this is illegal.

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>go to sensei
>he sends you to the archives
>go to orange lady for advice
>talk to the guy who's being a problem, get insisted on
>talk to sensei
>he sends you to the archives
>realize you CAN'T FUCKING READ and go to orange lady for advice
>just murder the guy anyway afterwards
I feel like this quest was some inside joke.

>siora bullies you that you can't read your own glyphs

I feel like there was a story like this
>hey guys look I made tis really bad quest funny how it will piss off players :D
>you think that will piss people off?
>WATCH THIS

a-user this is a blue board pls

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Oh fuck, there's Constantine's dad in NPC appearances

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Expansion confirmed.

Is there a model?

Yeah, hea_hum_pnj_06. But it's not unique, a bunch of npcs are using it. Probably a placeholder.

Mev a cute.

I want Mev to be my wife...

WhT do I play now

Laifu

>"Green Blood, I can't hold it much longer!"
>I'M GONNA...

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>beat him in seconds on extreme
WHERE IS YOUR MOTIVATION OLD MAN

Haha. But seriously. Greedfal put me in a single player mood

What you didn't play?

I'm not sure. Mass efect 3 and.. ai the somnium files, octopath traveler.. I think I've played most rpgs

the fuck is this thread about? For a second I thought I was on /an/

Sardines, legates, and toweljews.

Also implied incest.

What class is the most fun?

Multiclass.

I believe introductions are in order?

*puts hands on hips*
*AHEM*

Go on, please. I [insist]

De Sardet, Legate of the Congregation of Merchants and representative of The Prince D'Orsay on this island.

I'M DE LEGATE, MERCHANT OF THE SARDINES CONGREGATION

..I should've gotten more intuition

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FemSardine belongs to Constantin

Why does Sardine sit down like that at the end? I thought it meant he died but the outro talks about how your companions meet up with you.

He's tired and they need a kino scene to pan out with.

>start a new game, the third time in a row
>realize that I have no desire to play
Oh well. I guess my autistic power is gone.

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>loosing your super powers
You can fight back the boomer inside of you, i believe in you user!

>I thought it meant he died
What the fuck, you double renaigse?

You are a fucking liar and we all know it.

The prologue is killing me inside.

>tfw I faced the winged nagaid in the arena at level 10 and beat it
>the game then makes me face the same enemy at level 30 and it isn't even a challenge
Lmao!

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>amazon forest
>generates less than 0.5% of the oxygen on earth
Oh no!

Give ME Aphra wife!

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wow
thanks for waiting until we walked ALL THE FUCKING WAY to the burial chamber before giving me the corpse sauce recipe and forcing me to go ALL THE WAY BACK to a crafting table siora
you CUNT

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Ahah, I did that same quest 5 minutes ago as well. At least you get to warp back to the burial chamber after that and bone her.

You can use any exit or camp to travel lmao
Like just stop following markers everywhere like a zoomer haha

Its funny how I was finally able to equip the reward from the arena for this fight only to have it replaced by a slightly better sword immediately.

One of my favorite hate quests.
Whoever did this must be laughing right now about all the fools who are doing this piece of shit quest.

Sorry, I romanced the canon male de sadet romance, Vasco.

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Based
I tried to romance him but I guess I picked the wrong response and nothing happened so I I banged my cousin instead

>being gay unironically
lmao

And you think you're 100m from a travel point at all times, dipshit?

Y'all talk about the com mountain mine quest, but how about the alba quest where you kill the men at the dead drop, the admiral says she'll see you in town after, and it teleports you from the dead drop back to the port quarter, just so you have to run back to check before going back to the port quarter manually.

Alba quest infuriated me for other reasons.

That fucking quest. Worse than archives desu

Vasco is for FEMALE Sardine only.

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>the admiral says she'll see you in town after, and it teleports you from the dead drop back to the port quarter
I don't remember this. I don't think you have to recheck the dead drop either at that point.

Me too

Female Sardine is for everyone but Vasco.

Are you sure you're at the same part? The alba quest has multiple outcomes afaik. It's not the first time you're at the dead drop

Wrong. Seaborn should stick together.

I think so? The part where you kill everyone with the Admiral and she's all fucked up, right?

What! I CANNOT be female Sardine wife user BECAUSE I am male BUT you SHOULD give ME female Sardine wife AS male Sardine user! Give ME female clone wife user! (Give me! Give me!)

>Sheathing a poisoned blade

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You can't make tempest afraid with some poisoned blade.

Yup. I 100% guarantee that she goes something along the lines of "you check these guys and report back". And when the conversation was over it telePORTed(haha xd) me. Maybe the teleport was a bug idk, but it definitively happened. And it pissed me off

I can't help reading "didgidensen" as digidestined.

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>can't remember native names and all I can hear is dididididada and dadidididuda

Give ME Angewomon wife!

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How important is rate of fire on rifles (for Aphra)?

There are no 1+ rifles.

So if they're ever making a sequel what do you think they should seriously improve on the most? Obviously they should improve on everything, but what're the biggest issues?

In my opinion, confusing level design, long travel times and extremely short companion interactions.

Pretty sure Guard's Arquebus has a rate of 2. Is that not a rifle? She can equip it after all.

I need better cities. So far they're just a copypaste of each other.

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ALLOW ME TO ALLOW MYSELF

>There’s apparently an unused romance flag with Constantin in the game files
>but the romance flag was for female characters only
AHHHAHAHAHA
HOMOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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1) More life in cities, better interior designs. Just a bunch of non-static (even some more static) would help the game alot.
2) Stop visble running out of budget before finishing the game. All spiders game go to shit at some point. They managed to keep up for quite a bit, but even Greedfall just has a sharp decline of quality during the last segment.
3) More enemy diversity with their own movesets. Just 1 more enemy type on the lower levels would have already helped the game wonders.

>mass effect was a good game
it was below average at BEST in both gameplay and story and if you think otherwise you should hang yourself ASAP

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So I just finished the coup sequence, and got all the lieutenants and the commander. Two questions. 1) Is there a way to capture the third lieutenant without losing coin guard rep? 2) I heard something about the commander being able to get away, what's the trigger for that?

Some user claimed here you have to put on a Naut costume.

Game is closer to Risen anyways

>I heard something about the commander being able to get away, what's the trigger for that?
Either you allow Kurt to betray yourself, or just be TOO SLOW.

youtube.com/watch?v=PzL_O3MLAP0
All ending slides

What do you keep user? currently raising odessa barb and white cloud minnow fry, also trying cherry shrimp for the first time, really fun hobby

How the fuck can companions die

I hear this alot but actually I also dont find it close to Risen. PB games tend to have huge focus on money where money = power level.
Its so dominant that its lack-off in Greedfall makes it very different from PB games.
Greedfall took inspiration from so many existing RPGs while having its own vision, that Greedfall is basically just Greedfall.

I find it weird that some people would think otherwise.

>New Task: Find the Professor's notes regarding the magamen
>M-A-G-A-m-e-n, Sardine!

So for Constantins ending only Sioras slide can change?
Eh

Did anyone even do that shitty quest? I did the camps one and I only got some shitty EXP and gold I didn't even need by that point.

250g

Indeed. Who the fuck calls a cousin fair if not sisterfuckes.

Glad I'm not the only one who get incest vibes from that.

I NEED IT

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Exact same.
>well, I could look up and find these hidden away pieces of fluff for a pittance
>oooor I could just look up the text itself and save myself a lot of wasted time

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Also calls de sardet adorable cousin

>And cousin? Watch our for yourself! You are dear to me as well…
>Safe travels, fair cousin! And watch out for yourself. I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you.
>Hold them back… But do not kill her for anything in the world!
>But for you, for us! So that we may live free at last!

>M: You pop in just when you're needed, cousin, as always…
>F: You flutter in just when you're needed, cousin, as always…

>M: I'm always suffering, cousin. I'm in such terrible pain, and we're yet to discover a cure.
>F: I do suffer, my fair cousin. I suffer so horribly, and alas we have yet to discover neither cure nor remedy…

>M: Thank you, cousin, without you I would be dead thrice, wouldn't I? Or is the fourth time! Unless of course...
>F: Thank you, fair cousin, without you I would be dead thrice, wouldn't I? Or is the fourth time! Unless of course...

>M: My dear cousin! I am always happy to see you! What news do you bring?
>F: My adorable cousin! I am always happy to see you! What news do you bring?

What a shame waste.

>autism

The Good ending should have been more explicit that he was gonna bone de sardet

Goodnight Sweet Prince

As spoiler-free as possible, please: do I even have to kill these creatures? Wouldn't or shouldn't that anger the Natives?

The Master who gave the task only said the Prof's note would be helpful in understanding their nature. But that was it.

Just kill them. It won't affect anything.

Literally doesn't matter. Natives don't care at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=zkj_ov_0LA4

youtu.be/yhuMLpdnOjY

Okay, I get that I can go there and massacre every one of them just because I feel like. What about the Lore though? Will we get some explanation about them later on?

Yep.

Nope. They aren't even that special. Lore wise there's supposed to be a ton of them, and you kill multiple of the same ones. You just see so few because the game needs boss battles.

You can always make more of them, dear cousin.

So the inquisitors were correct in the end about the natives, right? That big fucking tree is pretty much just a powerful demon.

No... no. Their world isn't equivocal to ours. It's the same power the inquisitors worship in a different form. Like the Light feeds the Earth and from it grows Tree type thing. Looking at the same thing from opposite ends.

But light isn't fed by humans, whereas that fucking tree survives on human sacrifice.

*AHEM*

Is there a way to save alba? I lost 2 rep when I found her body which makes me think you can

Yes. Do the quest after you finish finding the doctor

>ordo luminis literally wrong about everything and constantly trying to hide the truth
>game spells it out that nature is the driving force of the planet and killing it kills everything else with it, hence the malichor
No user, its time to go back to the 40k threads. The inquisition couldnt be more wrong. Even if the island god died, it wouldnt change the fact that the continent needs natural balance to stop the malichor

Lads, Aphra or OI MENAWI?

Obviously Siora

Derdre or Dunncas?

>empowered science negress that don't need no man and barely got any lines vs cute lady that's actually integral to the story
hmmm....I wonder

Dunncas

Duncass is a bro, Derdre has her period every 3 hours and is only going to get the natives wiped.

Thanks for the info. In the meantime I learned that multiple (all?) of them will be featured in main or side quests, so I think I'm going to stick to that route.

Yeah, they're the main source of respec crystals

You are such a cancerous shit just die you autistic sperg, seriously fuck off.

I figured out npcs swapping but not companions. Fug.

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The tree being correct about the malichor doesn't make it somehow not a demon.

Bingo

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Reading through the thread it seems that this title is well received. I do not regret my purchase and with for this down load to end soon.

>Boring companions
>Shitty fetch quests everywhere
>Barely any real meaningful choices
>Garbage lip sync, characters show zero emotion
>Skill trees suck dick and are just static damage increases, weapon reach increases etc
>No control over AI so no real tactics, just dodge, attack, dodge, attack, somehow even worse than Witcher 3 combat
>Worldbuilding sucks cock, feels completely soulless
>Retarded and obvious twists which railroads you into supporting the natives
I desperately wanted a new Fable or Dragon Age Origins but I just ain't feeling it lads. It's painfully mediocre.

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>Ullan: "We trade with other clans a lot! And renaigse too!"
>doesn't have a single trader in his whole fucking village

( X ) DOUBT.JPG

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIII

Why do I feel like I opened Pandora box

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>worldbuilding sucks cock
>fetch quests everywhere
These points are the only I'll contest.
For the rest, while they may be fair points, I urge you to try to understand that Spiders is a massive underdog developer. Play any of their previous games and you'll see what an absolutely massive leap in quality this is. Especially Mars: War Logs. The gap in quality could fit a solar system. And it's still AA and lower priced. Even though I've thoroughly enjoyed this game, I am even more excited to see what they do after this, if they can keep their meteoric ascent going.

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user you don't need justifications from other people to enjoy things....That's not very Sardine of you

Reviews matter

You forgot, only 2 maps.
A city map with palace, coin barracks/tavern, and 3 naut identical warehouses, copy/pasted 3 times
A forest map made of corridors, a pack of mutant beaver dogs at every crossroad, copy/pasted 10 times
Seriously worse than Dragon Age 2, feels bad man.

youtube.com/watch?v=lbfOtfjmvQ0
This was pretty comfy to watch

Good fucking lord, this IS a pandora box.

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>The year of our tree lord 2019
>Reviews mattering
99% of reviews don't matter, what matters is finding a reviewer with tastes as close to yours as possible and using their review as an indicator, but not final judgment

Tastelet.

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OIIII ANONMENAWI is from the Bone Blowers, user. You're supposed to help another of his traders to enter Hikmet too, but he doesn't setup shop for you there.

>if they can keep their meteoric ascent going.
>Bigben

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We are all the reviewer. An inescapable fate.

>male models don't work with female animations
Shame. No Burhan lewds then.

>worse than DA2
No. Nothing is as shit as that game. Even if everything is copy/pasted, it's still better. DA2 had literally every sidequest take place in the exact same tiny ass cave room. The game made me physically ill from the vertigo induced by repetition. Forcing prisoners to play it would be considered a violation of the 8th Amendment. This game might be bad, but given the choice I'll take this one without a second thought.

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Inquisition and Andromeda are worse than DA2 desu.

It's not bad, it's just like I sad: painfully fucking mediocre. The only game I've played recently that actually filled the RPG void somewhat was Pathfinder Kingmaker and this just doesn't do it. This genre is fucked at this point, I'm hoping Cyberpunk redeems it somewhat but it's looking kind of bleak. I hope Spiders continue improving and make a game that's as good or maybe even better than early Bioware.

Andromeda sure, but Inquisition was better than DA2.

This is a story of a boy who wanted to be free.

This is a story of a boy who wanted to engage in forbidden love with his fair cousin.

This is a story of a cousin of a boy who wanted to be free and wanted to engage in forbidden love with his fair cousin who is a legate of Merchant Congregation and a seaborn sardine.

Hold hands.

Plant trees.

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>(Extra! Extra on the news stand!)
>Local Man About To Store His Sword Between Captain Kurt's Legs!

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That's it, I'm calling Theleme's inquisitors.

Silly Kurt, you can't splicey yourself into objects

Is there a more uncharacteristic and pointless option than this

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>tfw didn't insist so you could insist later
Just as keikaku.

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This

>>Le Congregation of Merchants

De

Can I murder and bully degenerate sub-humans in this game?

No, unfortunately they don't let you raze Hikmet to the ground.

Shit game

What the fuck, I thought Petrus was cool but then he suddenly antagonized the healer's apprentice for absolutely no reason

Thanks user.

>Lugeid blau? That's what you call the Congregation?
>Yes-yes, yellow eyes on your flags!
>THEY ARE COINS!!!444

Was this autism?

>finally reach the end
>decide to kill constantin because reasons
>everybody gets a good ending, world peace and shit
>there's literally no mention of my character during the whole outcome
I swear to god in my next playthrough i'll say fuck it all and join Constantin. God damn this "good ending"

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