Why is this board so pro nintendo?

More people are defending it than shitting on it.

i'm not saying nintendo doesn't take a lot of fucking steps backwards (online service, defective joycons, literally everything about the wii u, etc.) but when they do things right, they DO things RIGHT. they blow their competition out of the water. just look at the last two E3s and tell me who you think won

Why are you dressed up like a cop?

gaf and retardera are up in snoy's ass. Yea Forums is up nintendo's ass. That's just how it is. Posters here are so delusional that they pretend only exclusives matter since nintendo has no 3rd party support, so whatever games are on the other consoles none of those count.

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>nintendo has no 3rd party support
>the switch is a port machine

she's 12

so

Hebephilia is illegal

Holy shit there's a direct coming up in 2 days better post multiple threads leading up to the event then spam everything said on the day!

21*

It's the lolice here to arrest you.

no, she doesn't exist.

Hebephilia is perfectly legal, statutory rape is illegal.

Nintendo has some fuckups, but you really need to understand the sense of scale. EA, SE, and Activision together are still absolutely dwarfed by the size, output, and cashflow of Nintendo as a publisher. Yet they have a quarter the controversy of any of these companies.

Love is not rape.

the average anti nintendo complaint is usually so overblown and ridiculous that even a neutral person will feel an urge to debunk it. the reason you think Yea Forums is "so up nintendo's ass" is actually because the regular anti-nintendo posters her are absolutely ridiculously delusional insufferable faggots who say things like "This game is a movie because it has at least 1 cutscene in it, therefore it's shit"

Because this board is full of Amerisharts and Amerisharts worship Nintendo and other corporations like their God.

Thought crimes ain't real

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>just look at the last two E3s and tell me who you think won
Xbox

>the only way to love something is to have sex with it

I hope you never have real children. They are the ones that actually need protecting.

>love is wrong when it's between two consenting people because it makes me feel bad

I couldn't imagine having sex with a kid would be very fun anyway

blame am*ricans, ninteniggers and trannies all
but what can you do? you can ignore them or filter them if you chose so
it's not like this board is going to get any better

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Idiort master race report in

>"This game is a movie because it has at least 1 cutscene in it, therefore it's shit"
How is that not true?

Because
>Sonyfags have long been obnoxious and pushed people towards the other side of the console war (nobody on Yea Forums would be an xboxfag regardless)
>Nintendo games tend to care more about gameplay out of the two main sides of consolefaggotry, and Yea Forums is pro-gameplay
>Their anti-consumer practices largely aren't actual anti-consumer practices you fucking cretins
Defending their many fuckups is just fanboyism though.

>and Yea Forums is pro-gameplay

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Well, was. Less so these days but the biases are in place.

My dick doesn’t know math

>nintendo
>anti consumer

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>nintendo
>nintendew
>nintendjew
>nintenjew
it all makes sense now

>Nintendo games tend to care more about gameplay
MY SIDES

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Than Sony exclusives?
Of course they do user, come on.

I don't own a single console but sonybros are not as obnoxious as ninteniggers with their thread spam, roster faggotry and other assorted annoyances.
Not that I care about any of it anyway, but only nintenigger can claim that sonybros are somehow worse for the board than nintendofaggotry.
But then again, Yea Forums much like Yea Forums is beyond repair so who cares.

I'm not pro nintendo, I'm anti-console and anti launcher software. Basically everything that the game industry still considers relevant. Bring back normal installs and keys.

May thread?

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But user, we're on September

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So? May is hot when it isn't May.

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She isn’t real so this entire point is moot.

This
Their literally coming out with a poorfag Switch today.

DO YOU REMEMBER?
The 21th night of September

Remember all those fan games they killed? Remember the rom sites they killed? Yeah fuck ninty. Fuck them with an iron rod.

Nintendo and Steam have nostalgia brand immunity; they were the first ones to do something and were a part of our childhood/adolescence so it’s almost impossible to shit on either of the two without drones swarming your thread/post

Nintendo makes games focused on gameplay. Few other companies are doing that any more. Occasionally you get something good from capcom, bamco or square but most of their games suck dick.

That’s beyond bullshit, at least 60% of posts in Nintendo threads (Especially Zelda) are shitting on Nintendo.

I don't think you know what anti-consumer means.

Fans are consumers. They must be in order to be fans.

Anyone who thinks Nintendo is bad, explain why.

Shutting down people infringing on your copyright is not anti-consumer. That's like saying stores having anti-theft devices is anti-consumer.

nintendo is for manchildren. sony is for manchildren who think they're not manchildren.

Copywrite laws are overbearing and anti-consumer. Defending them makes Nintendo anti-consumer.

right, and at what age do you think people can 100% consent?

So you're taking the stance that nintendo is anti-consumer because they exercise control over their copyright? Okay, I guess if you set the bar so low that pretty much every company is anti-consumer, then sure. Nintendo is anti-consumer.

>why is this (video game) board so pro (video game company)?
???

Every company is anti-consumer. It's been that way since the limewire scotus trial and big business realized they can legally strongarm you into not doing things you want to do with hardware you bought and paid for because muh IP muh shareholder money.

>Copywrite laws are overbearing
Fuck California and fuck communism

Fuck big business and fuck bootlickers. My property my rules, if I want to copy it all to the internet that's exactly what I'll do.

Depends on the age and their physical maturity desu
Like if they're too young you'll barely be able to fit your penis in without tearing something and it'll hurt like hell for them, but once you get past a certain threshold of maturity they turn into perfect 30kg onaholes
If you can fit your average freedomtard 4 incher micropenis at least halfway through and they start liking it you're on the right path
Key age is 10/11yo, by 12 they'll take your pen0r without issue and once you've had cunny there's no going back to the roasties (and any other stuff that isn't artificial cunny)
I'll make affordable maid lolibots in my lifetime thing is (((they))) don't kill me or keep my research for themselves

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Because it's the only relevant console left.

>I'll make affordable maid lolibots in my lifetime
Godspeed, user.

I have no idea but it's cute as fuck.

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