Playing video games on the toilet

>playing video games on the toilet

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I know right, I prefer to keep playing video games in my room and use a bottle or a bag as needed.

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>playing vidya on the toilet before work
>work calls me
>realize I forgot to take a shit and was just sitting on the toilet the whole time

youtube.com/watch?v=43znfR6LsMA
relevant family guy funny moment

>he doesn't keep an OG gameboy with tetris in the bathroom to play thru the morning bowel's movement
I pity you

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how am i supposed to play games when i'm power gripping the sides of the toilet and have tears in my eyes?

Eat more fiber

I had severe crohns disease my last 2 years of high school. Half of my time there was spent in the bathroom in the woodshop room because no one ever used it, and was a single stall bathroom that you could lock. I always played Fire Emblem 7 and 8 in there because I could just turn it off whenever someone starts knocking, since it autosaves after every single move.

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I haven't pooped at home in over a year.

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imagine
is this show good?

i ONLY poop at home.

Makes it really difficult to hangout with friends...

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I'm the exact opposite, I'm so self-conscious and guilty of my huge dumps that I try to only shit in public restrooms so I don't annoy my housemates

How much weight did you lose? My sister is going through the same thing right now and she's turning into a skelly.

I poop wherever I can. Whenever I go to a new building I always check their toilet whether if it's comfy or not

not really

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Just get a big beefy plunger.

They will learn their lesson when their butthole prolapses

What a fuckin newfag

I don't get it either, OP. How are you supposed to play games AND eat an Eggo at the same time? You'd get syrup everywhere...

So was he actually drinking her pee? How would he not know? Pee has a very distinct taste. i would know

I was around 6 feet 260lbs before Junior year started, so pretty chubby at first. By the time I was finally treated I was about 145lbs. So practically almost half of my body disappeared. It was fucking horrible, I couldn't stand feeling the bones in my body, or seeing my ribcage. Had to sleep with a pillow between my knees too because everything was just so fucking uncomfortable.
I didn't even eat garbage fast food and shit. I blame my dad for passing on these genetics.

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>Pee that yellow
Bitch, drink some water.

it tends to get a richer yellow and eventually darken if you leave it in a bottle for a while, trust me, I'm an expert

Don't flip the damn waffle upside down when you eat it, duh
This is like breakfast 101

>shitting in the morning

Shouldn't it be in?

only if you live in a country that calls the bathroom a toilet.

>Sitting on the toilet
>flush

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