Come watch the area 51 raid anons

Natural selection my friend.

It was but then zoomers took it too far and thought it'd be funny to actually try
2 Youtubers already got arrested at gunpoint for trying

You know this does make me wonder what would it actually take to raid area 51? What kinda army would you need? It's very interesting stuff to think about.

It's like those hypatheticol questions you know? And hey isn't area51 just a test facility wouldn't you just find a bunch of proto aircrafts?

Too bad that airbase doesn't have an official twitter page because I would love to see the smug post that goes 'As it turns out, we can stop all of you!'

where's gunpoint again?

>Show where they are
>Get disconnected
They're gonna get fucked and we won't be able to see shit

I guess what really makes places like this safe is that probably very few people have clearance to know the entire place or what is where, that alone makes any kind of assault pointless/suicide

i hope we can catch someone being killed on camera, for the lulz

>where's gunpoint again?
so THIS is the power of ESLs?

I hope the military opens fire on them. It'd be fun to watch.

i'm gonna make some popcorn, hope i dont miss the slaughter.

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I'll be excited to see the media silence

>These idiots are gonna get themselves killed.

why does everything think this?

F

>streams cutting out and creepy shit starts popping on the screen

what the absolute fuck

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>stream goes green and purple
Thanks doc

now he's running over fed negros in heaven.

This is like watching a fucking creepy pasta

predict the outcome

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people find genetically-engineered pokemon waifus/husbandos

Literally nothing gets accomplished but death

no one gets shot.
Army just has a fuck load of pepper spray etc ready for these tards.
trump shows up laughing

or

people actually brought guns
people get shot
trump shows up laughing

the funniest part is that everyone in the video looks extremelly autistic.

because they are retards who think the military is going to open fire on civilians *near* a base and start a massive crisis
they probably have a bunch of lunatics and tv people every year trying to get close

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I was honestly expecting more normies

F

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Americans can't naturally process things without resorting to violence

>white autists in the middle of nowhere
>massive crisis
while i don't think the military will kill them for nothing, even if the military just killed literaly everyone there, no one would care, there would be no major consequence.

Two guys come out and shoot blanks into the air and everyone shits their pants and runs away.

Area 51 stocked up on a shitload of anti-riot equipment, so they'll be able to stop this retard parade with minimal casualties.

>top secret military base wont use lethal force to stop people from entering their TOP SECRET MILITARY BASE
gee whiz user I dont know?

they would use non lethal shit.

>plans to raid area 51
>also puts date, hour and a fucking stream online for the US army to see
Thank goodness zoomers weren't in charge for the Normandy landings.

Do you shoot people when they open your browser history?

can you give me an analogy that makes sense, retard?

>there would be no major consequence.

are you serious?

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it's all a fucking ruse, I can't make any sense out of this, WHAT CAN YOU ACHIEVE?

because they won't risk a national crisis killing civilians on live stream.

Bansky paniting boys

>Not being so ballsy and full of yourself that you tell the enemy your entire plan and still carry it out perfectly

Do you think we're going to be worse than china?
Are you seriously telling me you think the government will just gun down unarmed underaged civilians. of their own country?

You don't?

are retards actually doing this? lmfao

Oh i was just gonna sleep but theres a chance some retards will kill themselves?
Alright

>3 seems like a number that's reasonable
lel

I hit the circuit breaker.

100%, worse shit and actual violations of civil rights have happened with almost no consequence in the last decades.

>government and military has had months of advanced warning to prepare for a large scale non-lethal crowd control event

we know what's going to happen

The Chad strategy

>3 retards already got shooted
lol

Post one that happened in america.

>Are you seriously telling me you think the government will just gun down unarmed underaged civilians. of their own country?

Yes, happens all the time with cops.

if they dont stop them and they get to the gate, yes. Area 51 is littered with warnings of lethal force being authorized, dude. if riot police cant control the crowd theres only 1 solution.

>Yes, happens all the time with cops.

>he dindu nuffin

Happens all the time if you live in a black neighbordhood.
Fuckers dont know how to keep the trigger finger at bay

Who the fuck is this weirdo lmao
pluger, weird ass hair, neck brace, and Banksy stealing

>if riot police cant control the crowd theres only 1 solution.

they fall back and arrest what they can or let them tire themselves out? because that's what riot police have done lately.

because that didn't spawn massive protests everywhere

Keep your head off of /pol/ for more than 2 seconds and be fucking objective

What are they gonna do when they reach I dunno, a fucking barbed wire fence? Even if they did reach a base, it'd be locked.

thats because blacks are the cause of the majority of violent crimes and police officers are jumpy around them.

holy fucking shit, do you actually think those "children" weren't charging the fucking cops? every single one of those cases that started protests was found to be instigated by the victim.
The ones that weren't didn't cause a single riot lmao.

dumb people, they probably transfered all the aliens/tech to another area at this point.

the idea was a multitude of people were gonna all go at once and fuck shit up but turns out as everyone had predicted they're pussies who wont actually do shit

Eventually they're gonna have to use the bathroom and the hot desert sun will come up. Or they'll get hungry.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_siege
this and that one where the ATF sniped some poor guys entire family while raiding the wrong house just off the top of my head, spend more time on /k/ .

>we get to watch these potheads die in real time on YouTube
Holy fucking based. 2019 is awesome.

don't reply to /leftypol/, they're only here to shit up threads.

>literally all of them ar on their phones
ohnonono

>aliens

>ATF

okay, you and I know that's cheating.

These events usually work on a filter system.
Most people will be there just to say they were so they'll leave soon after taking pictures a couple miles in.
Then they'll be some retards that get close and get spooked.
Then a tiny bit of them will try to get past the cops and fail.
And then a fraction of them will succeed, and get shot.

>no getting meme clout for your family when you die horribly

Why? So much stuff that actually need attention and they choose to do this. W H Y

Of course it is, they're no murder or pillaging planned.

fuck did you expect

I look forward to the shitshow that will be after this shit when people need to clean up after these retards probably leave shit all over the desert or vandalize random civilians property nearby.

only when it happens to niggers

Yeah how dare they shit up a not vidya thread!

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I dont know, maybe. that's the case in the city though. this is a military base we're not even supposed to know exists, it's wiped off satellite data. they might have already gotten rid of all secret tech there though, just in case.

Just had a dream all these guys got shot and I didn't even know the event was happening this year.

Hope that's not bad.

Psyop retard. Some stupid shit will happen and they'll have an excuse to crack down on "conspiracy theories".

feds are like military-light but without honor.

>pretending like OT Yea Forums isn't Yea Forums at its best
>obsessing over /pol/ while ignoring you getting BTFO like the cancer you are
LMFAO

>its okay to be a shithead when someone wants to talk about something else

you sound like a vegan.

Actually the majority were cops that shot because they could say it was justified out of fucking "fear" of all things.

Especially that Unarmed man that was shot by a power hungry police officer who kept demanding him to do random shit

whites don't get randomly shot nearly as much

of course, why would anybody else care about what the government does in secret? Or care about the planet? Or about other people's lives? Or about animal cruelty? Or even first contact with an alien race?

>that Unarmed man that was shot by a power hungry police officer who kept demanding him to do random shit

That was a white guy actually.
Pants up don't shoot.

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>pretending like OT Yea Forums isn't Yea Forums at its best
That was true 13 years ago.
Its ok to shitpost in a shitposting thread.
This shouldnt be news to you.

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=ZXIbWX999V0

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

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>This guy was at area 51 and...
>CUTS OUT
oh dear

>bootlicking
>not /leftypol/
does not compute

>Its ok to shitpost in a shitposting thread.
>This shouldnt be news to you.

well next time warn me when your shit posting user desu.

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The fact that he got off with light punishment was fucking disgusting

>its already cutting out
based

how cold is that desert senpai?

Look no one likes cops, but we don't want our anti cop arguement to start with "ayo now hol up"

>implying they can get service from out there to stream

they get even more and most are actually inocent, and yes even when you adjust for population.

Based Snowden gave the conspiracy theory nutjobs their reputations back. I have noot seen one poster on any media site call me or anyone a conspiracy nutjob anymore. Where are they?

The civilization mortality rate is usually up to mid twenties without modern medicine and hygine. I really hoped they lived a fulfilling life before their untimely demise.

It'll cut off long before they get there, no towers nearby that arent government regulated

What are some vidya characters that could get into Area 51?

they're fucked, lmao

it's a pre-recordered video that's been staged