Post times in Yea Forumsidya that you were LITERALLY the Joker
I'll start >be me >be playing roblox >go to a family/child adoption place >some stupid whore puts in chat "123 for wife" >I obviously and alphaly type 123 >free wife like they do in Islam >meet her >her skin is stupid weeb garbage >notice a small lgbt flag on the back >later we go to an adopt a child >she picks out a black baby >retard wife won't change her mind about it >we find a house >tell them two I'm going out for milk >I leave the server >I dox the baby and wife and upload it to Yea Forums Feels so good Bros...
>teammate accidentally drops his weapon in multiplayer cowboy shooting game >pick it up and equip it before he can take it back >show him his stolen weapon in my hands >he desperately nods at me, jumps in place over and over again >turn around and jump off cliff with his weapon >"fuck you asshole" appears in chat soon after
>playing GTA IV >see a cute girl late at night in a bad part of town >follow her for two blocks, adjusting my speed so as to not overtake her and walking behind cover whenever she stops to cross the road or something so I'm not seen >she eventually passes by an alley >sprint forward and shove her into it as she sprawls onto the ground >kick her down as she tries to get up and screams for help >kick her again, she stays down longer this time >some random guy heard us from the street and runs into the alley to defend her >take out a knife and swing wildly at his arms and face >he's on the ground gasping and incoherent with blood pooling around him before he even knows it >turn around and the girl is hobbling away >plunge the knife into her neck and she sinks to the ground for the last time >stand there for a few moments in introspection while she moans weakly and looks up at me >shoot her in the head and leave mfw I was jerking off the entire time
>Be 2007 >Play Halo 3 >Team Deathmatch as always >Teamkill as soon as the match starts >Hear the guys in voicechat insulting me in their confusion >Get votekicked >Laugh hysterically I legitimately did this and I don't know why I still find teamkills funny.
>post in joker thread >don't end post with random song lyrics
Chase Wilson
oh man you made me want to download gta4 I like hitting people with bats and running them over
Kayden Ramirez
>Play kenshi >Kidnapped all three HN inquisitors and multiple nobles >Drops them next to some fogman >Watch the fogman ate them alive >Faction destroyed because their leaders are dead >No relationship penalty because technically I didn‘t directly hurt their leader
Brody Diaz
FYI it took 15 minutes to download and three hours to get all the fucking problems fixed before being able to actually play since the game is practically abandoned
Daniel Thompson
The only thing worse than Warner Bros movies is their lame shilling, OP.
Ethan Miller
>Play Darkest Dungeon >Make full Antiquarian party
I'm a big marvel shill but joker will literally be better then most of the marvel films since crybaby retard marvel can't make R-Rated movies. Joker looks very based and is getting crazy amount of food reviews
Elijah Sanders
Not vidya, but >be me >haven't earned any good boy points in a while >want dominos for dinner >go to the white board while mom's at work >give myself another 50 points >she buys it >get a large three topping AND stuffed cheesy bread
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
Robert Long
Domino's fucking sucks
Nicholas Sanchez
Pizza's pizza. Even if it's bad it's pretty good.
Lincoln Rivera
>being such an asshole kid your mom has to resort to a point system >eating from Domino's
Local pizza place>* dumbass kid
Mason Cooper
My sides.
Jeremiah Cooper
>wait 10 minutes in queue with 9 guys >matchmaking finally finds the last player >accept the match >I disconnect
>Play Apex Legends >Get a Mastiff from a supply drop >Both squeker teammates wants it >"Ok, just a second" >Run straight out of the ring while healing myself to make sure my corpse can't be reached I NEED A WITNESS TO MY LIFE IT WASN'T THIS WAY ALL THE TIME
>playing GTA V >driving along, minding my business >cute hitchhiker needs a ride >might as well >get her to her destination, felt like it took too long >her boyfriend comes out all pissed thinking I'm fucking her >starts attacking me >defend myself, maybe I punched him too many times >she starts running and screaming >angry I drove all this way for this shit >chase her down like a cheetah chasing a gazelle and punch her in the back of the head >she falls down and begs for mercy >hit her again >and again >and again until she stops moving >felt a dark thrill the likes of which I've never felt before
>2006 >Playing Runescape with an online friend I met only a few days ago >We go to the Wilderness to PK some niggas >Catch a few kills but I run out of food since they all attack me instead of him >Ask him to give me all his food so I can heal to full and give him my loot to hold >Eat and then kill him, reaping all the loot for myself >Delete him from my friendlist and put him on ignore Suffering....Death....Carnage....
Luis Ward
Anyone got links to the clips? Pornhub took them down.
Nicholas Harris
>invade some faggot in ds3 >disconnect NOW PUSH ME AGAIN THIS IS THE END
>playing tf2 >join match and pick pyro >stay around a sentry nest and puff flames everywhere while using the "Spy!" voice line >some teammates soon follow and start spy checking all around the nest >the enemy team doesn't even have a single spy
DON'T STOP ME NOW
Sebastian Reyes
What's this The 21st century version of "Citizen Kane moment" meme?
>bought Resident Evil 5 with my friend on a Steam sale >he never played it before >i play as Chris and he plays as Sheva >show him the ropes, how to stun zombies and kick them etc. >reach the incinerator room boss >tell him that it goes berserk and you have to lock yourself in the room to wait it out >pull the lever, we come in >at the last minute I run out >Sheva dies as I scream "BURN BURN NIGGER GIRL" while manically laughing He couldn't decide if he should be mad or laughing
>Gmod RP >Clip myself through base walls by wedging myself between a locker and the wall >Find the base owners money printers >Build a box around them >Make the box invisible >Place an invisible camera in the room >Clip myself back out the building >Watch as people struggle to get their money ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
Caleb Gomez
>first person driving a big car like the patriot along the sidewalk at full speed until the car is so fucked up it sets on fire and explodes >one shotting people sitting down with their head at chest height with the steel baseball bat >pushing taxis to make the drivers all get out and chase you and then run in circles until one of them hits another and starts a huge fight, forgetting about you
Eli Martin
Batman Arkham Asylum DLC, I was LITERALLY the Joker
>be me playing some mp shitty game where you play as a ball and you need to steal the flag from the opposite team >for some reason the players are toxic and highly competitive for such a shitty irrelevant game >one player in my team in particular keeps shitting on noobs including me and yelling (more like typing in caps on the text chat) when our team messes up >start to get fed up and decide to troll him >he has the flag and he's right next to this spike thing which if you touch it, you will pop and die >push him towards the spike >he dies and we lose the flag >he gets buttfuck mad and keeps yelling at me to get aids and die
