Post animal companions you'd like to have if real life was like an RPG

Post animal companions you'd like to have if real life was like an RPG.

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a big titty succubus

I want a wallaby

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A monkey

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A T. Rex.

hmmmMMMmmmm

BENIS :DDDD

*eats the bones of the enemies you slaughter* Ok I change my mind. Dragon vultures are cooler than giant bats.

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I want a bearded vulture pet but I'd feel bad because it wouldn't be able to fly freely outside
They're also probably really expensive

I see a little bat sleeping in my window every day, squeezing itself between the glass and the screen

That's obviously your familiar. Let it in and tame it user.

Pige

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armored mouse

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Does.. does it know its been impaled?

My dude, was just about that one
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I would pick either a Turian, Krogan or a Khajiit

Pic related so I can have a w sentient sacky funny animal furry sidekick character a-la Donkey from Shrek to talk to just so I won't go insane out of loneliness.

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>Uhhh, Bob
>"Oh hey guys"
>You uh, you know you got a...thing, sticking out of you
>"Huh, where?"
>*Turns around*

>companion can create a smoke screen

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If you do this make sure your pets have their rabies shots or RIP.

Why is there a dolphin next to the lion in that pic?

sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh