I play as a female character because I'd rather look at a chick than a dude. If that's gay...

That's not what OP said but nice projection

Rekt

>If that's gay, then I don't wanna be straight.
Well, you heard him, fellas. OP just came out of the closet.

>if only you know how bad things really are

I would definitely fuck an alien robot

t. ''''''''curved'''''' whale

>yyyyou are projecting
>when OP created a thread to delude himself into believing he's not gay
LOL

based tbqfafwyf(to be quite full and frank with you, famiglio)

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What's up with shitskins and butt injections?

>hating men so much that the sight of a male character offends your senses
That's the least gay thing imaginable.

GAWD DAYUM, WOMAN. ya killing me with dat ass. Mhmmm

Fucking gross.
I mean the picture, I don't care about what you do.

Real women also don't have dicks but here we are

I want to be a lesbian anime girl.

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>I play as a female character because I'd rather look at a chick than a dude
Wrong
>I don't wanna be straight
True

Sauce u-u

>be hue
>be balding dicklet manlet
>see women like op's post on a daily basis
>will never be able to get one

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its old

>Anime girl present
Someone tell me what it is with trannies and anime

>I don't wanna be straight.
Everyone knows. Everyone.

So long as it is a fetish and not tranny shit

itsmaggz on IG

And it's white people too. Explain that shit.

Would cum in your mouth

I play as a female because they are cute and I wish I could ve a cute girl.
I'm not a tranny tho

Do what you want, user. I play as a male character because I'm focused on the action and don't want my own avatar to distract me. I would rather the hot chick be my sidekick.

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I play as a female because I like the idea of sculpting and controlling my perfect waifu

Go outside

Compartilho do sentimento, irmão.

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Just be yourself

finally a thread I can post this pasta in

>First Person
"I am me".
Billy makes (or tries to make) a copy of himself in-game, names himself "Billy" and calls it a day.
The ultimate self insert. There's no character here, just Billy.

>Second Person
"I am me, the avatar".
Billy makes an avatar of what he wants himself to be. Self insert, be it male, female, alien, furry or whatever the fuck else.
Billy and his avatar has ultimately the same personality. Billy just puts his own personality into a virtual shell that looks different.

"The avatar is me"
Billy makes an avatar of a person he may or may not like and immerse himself with it.
In this case, Billy creates a new personality for his avatar. Basic roleplaying.

>Third Person
"I am me, In control of the avatar".
Billy makes an avatar he likes and enjoys observing and doesn't immerse himself with it.
Basically playing dolls.

>TL;DR
I am the car, I'm driving a car, I'm actor playing a role of a car, I have a car

First two don't understand the last two because they're self-inserting mouthbreathing retards incapable of understanding the very basics of roleplaying.

Zach Waggoner "My Avatar, My Self" (2009)
pretty good read
would recommend

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Are you a user known as "BunecaoDoPosto"?
I tried that, and I tried being someone else. There's no cure for being me.

oi, manda me uma coxinha
tenho saudade deles
t. visited Rio for a few months

I don't get your point, that footage is literally a women that exist that means that she is real, being that true then "Real women" have the possibility to look like "this". Also even we consider it theoretically impossible to adquire that appearence, is possible to ressemble a similar appearence, and according to wich deffinition you use of "looking like this" then yes, is possible to look like a ficticious character if that's necesesarry to include into the argument.
Nevertheless even if it's impossible to look like "this" (wich is actually is seeing that this female present in OP's webm. is in fact real) that does mean that we are unable to appreaciate it. Just like a work of art, is nice to look at.

I like the idea of turning into a hot girl and jack off to it

Can’t believe anyone is into this image, I’ve seen it in here for years. Your manly legs and feet don’t become pretty because you shaved them.

>Are you a user known as "BunecaoDoPosto"?
No. I suppose that's some /int/ tripfag? I don't browse /int/.

This. I stopped several times to masturbate while playing rise of the tomb raider. Eventually i put her in an outfit that covered her ass. She was literally too hot.

>tfw I'm handsome but I'm an autista retardado

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I play as a woman because I get too horny when I stare at a man's ass all day

I mean if I'm allowed to internally fetishize that, sure, I'll admit it. That's why I play female avatars in games.

Notice how they only post their legs. They all have fucking man faces

Send big bunda gf and I give you coxinha.

Keep admitting that's the only thing women are worth

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Nah, it's from a shitty forum that I used to go. This user always had pictures of rats as his avatar. I don't browse /int/ either brother.

>I'd rather look at a chick than a dude.
Sure, but if you have such a big problem with looking at dudes, then that's a telltale sign that you're not comfortable with your sexuality and fear that merely looking at them will turn you gay.
Straight people don't have this problem.

Those knees are too knobby. Why are they so red?

Only /pol/ will be triggered by this.

That's fine OP. Personally I like playing as a dude in some games because being a female is too distracting.

n-name?

That's a very normal looking woman. Many women look like this.

Maybe because they're male?

Me too, brother.
>had multiple women show explicit interest in me through the years
>still a kissless virgin

The vast majority are first or second. That's reality, autist.

I had this problem in Nier:A while playing as 2B. And A2. And 9S...

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mi amibo

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How was your stay in Rio de Janegro?
When I was young and not as repulsive as I am now, I actually had a few chances, but messed up doing to being a turbosperg.

>i play as a female because i am a cümbrain

I see. I like the little creatures, used to have pet rats.

Link statistics.

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Iktfb
>that initial positive vibe you get from everybody you meet because they think you're a cool dude
>that slowly-fading respect over the next few weeks which inevitably becomes condescension when they realize that you're not
every tiem

Someone should get the pig off stage and bring out the real models

Was on his knees before the pic getting pozzed, duh

I want to be a female that get keep snapped enslaved and made into a shemale's little slut for the rest of my life

Is that gay?

Shit, irmãos...

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that's hot desu

the answer is C

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I stayed up in the serra, near Minas. I loved the salgados lol. actually, make that all of the food. friendly people including the bebedos in the street at night of which there were plenty. I found it surprising how many bars and "churches" there are (almost all of both were just run out of garages) and hilarious how little of a fuck Brazilian store owners give about copyright infringement. I couldn't count the number of times I saw Sonic or Garfield cardboard cutouts advertising pão de queijo or whatever. biggest weirdness was that McDonald's was actually a kind of hip place for young people to grab lunch at the shopping there, whereas in America it's shartmart central.

also the bunda meme is true, something in the water or the zambo DNA, idk what causes it but it's true.

I was just baiting man

depends on the game, last game I chose a chick over the dude was astral chain just because being a guy in a game like that just seemed generic.

STOP

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his legs actually are pretty cute

>I want to be a female
Not gay
>Shemale
All the gay

My niggers. We're living proof that CONFIDENCE >>>> LOOKS. I've seen some fugly dudes pull 10/10s

this to be completely desu

Yes I'd be her ever reluctant slut who is both humiliated and horribly turned on by how she uses me

You're not real, at least not for me. My brain just filters out ugly women such as yourself to avoid feeling uncomfortable. You literally do not exist for me.

Same

>shemale
>not lesbian dominatrix
>not even futa
ur gay user

How was it? I had a hamster. Based indeed. He once opened his cage and went downstairs because I was there. I miss the little fella.

I just had a thought: What if someone broke into your house with murderous intent? Like they bust the door in, take your shit, and kill you. Then the police show up and find a dude's corpse in a skirt. Then your family finds out if they don't already know. And maybe the public finds out. From that point, it doesn't even matter if they find the dude who killed you. All anyone cares about is that skirt guy who got murdered.

I mean, I don't even give a fuck that you want to be a girl, but wouldn't it be shitty if people cared more about your skirt than the fact that you got murdered or trying to find the guy who did it?

What if futa would be even better?

OP if this is your logic then you are playing vidya for the wrong reason. When selecting a character you are either representing yourself or roleplaying as someone else that is either fictional or based in reality. If you're playing vidya cause you want to look at pretty women then just go jack off, man. You will enjoy gaming more this way.

dude, trust me

huh, just realized male/female feet look very dif

>use okcupid and tinder
>notice the times I get sex are when I either don't talk as much or act like my normal self
also
>coworkers talk about thing
>I show interest in thing too
>they show disgust because it's supposed to be their underground thing no one is supposed to know about
I just want somebody I can lift with and watch/play dumb shit with

Fucking ouch.

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Fuck you buddy. I regularly replay RPGs that have class/alignment choice as characters with different personalities.

I'll play a girl if it fits my character better
bulky warrior? male
light footed assassin? female

is this a cow exposition?

Much of the people into this stuff have dead or absent fathers from a young age

Dilate

>"roleplaying" a female
>effectively playing dress up with a virtual doll
>"straight"

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Based gringo. Glad you enjoyed here. Aside from the /pol/ memes, some areas here are pretty based. And yes, the bunda is surreal. It must be the Brazilian milk being full of estrogen or something, I don't know.
>how little of a fuck Brazilian store owners give about copyright infringement
Dude, you can buy a hacked/modded console on vydia stores here. Aside from the 3DS (CFW wasn't a thing back there), every console I ever had came hacked/modded from the store. Pretty much any vydia store here (aside from places like Walmart or something) will sell you a console ready to play pirated games. They'll even toss in like 5~10 games or so. It's actually cheaper than getting a vanilla one too. Pretty funny.

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This. I jerk off to being a girl and getting fucked because it's hot, but I'm a big ugly guy in real life and I'd never ruin my life (further) by twisting every aspect of it around pretending to be a girl when I'm not. Don't let your fucking fetishes define you as a person.

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I had two girls. Very based pets. They had very different personalities.
One was a fat lard that ate all the food and dominated her partner due to her superior size. The other, while submissive to her mate, was a cunning mastermind that could find her way into any place she wanted. She somehow climbed my wardrobe once.

Nothing wrong with 9S and I'm not even gay

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holy shit that fat ass is amazing

I pick gender based on the class/role. Guys for tanks and melee, females for priests and archers. Also had both genders in Monster Hunter for the different sets. If you pick female for aesthetics then it's okay, if you want to be the girl then you're fucked in the head. Having a vagina is gross and wanted to get fucked by a dude is also gross. Lesbians are sick but pure yuri is okay.

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It's not gay. It's the same shit you'll get from people who have a list of responses at the ready. If you play as a man it's because you're gay and want to stare at men. If you play as a woman you are transexual because you see yourself as a woman. These people have a bullshit answer for everything and it doesn't matter what you say, they have their heads up their asses so they can't hear logic, reason or truth so why do you bother.

It's very simple, really.
You want to suck dick?
>Yes
You gay, nigga.
>No
No homo.

Of course, with those people the answer is always yes but what's it to ya?

>accidently chuckle at something because humor is dark
>can see the disgust in their eyes

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$5 his father doesn't know.

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What game lets me play as a cute femboy?

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>accidentally say nigger in front of politically correct friends
>can physically feel the mood of the entire room shifting abruptly
Ooooops, haha

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why isn't that faggot in the back taking pictures?

I'm hysterically laughing imagining his doctors using a saw cleaver on his knob while seeing "Violent Past"

>I pick gender based on the class/role.
This is some low IQ shit.

>Hanging out with friends
>9:11 PM
>Out of impulse, mutter "oh shit never forget bros"
>"lol what?"
>"Oh cause it's 9:11 right now"
>"Oh, uh, okay..."

I'm fucking retarded.

This. I have the same fetish and stuff, but I know that I'll never pass if I tried going troon, so I may as well stay as I am and live my life.

kek, based

funny
didn't laugh

there's this fat girl at my work who laughs at all my lame jokes and is totally into me. I'm a virgin and I'm getting desperate, should I bang? I just keep thinking about all the bullshit I'd have to deal with after banging a coworker, all the money I'd have to waste, all that time I could be playing video games wasted on some fat chick.
wat do?

Stop, you are half of a half of a half of a small percentage of people on this earth and you pretend it's okay to post this online? You are sick in the head.

>why yes I do exclusively play as females in my video games. what gave it away?

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I respect this woman more than you, op, because at least she’s being honest, whereas you are a fag in denial

How fat we talkin

i wish i had friends like that
this kind of harmless autism is rare
i would probably end up laughing hysterically at that for a minute

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>only pick females
>not gay
>7/10 gf, 4 years together
>my life is good

cheers loosers

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If you don't find her attractive, why do it?
If you do find her attractive, she isn't 'some fat chick'.
You aren't a weight room chad, get over yourself. She would be settling if she bothered to fuck your little White ass.

if you are concerned about money, just buy a hooker. you clearly are good enough to attract a females attention so you shouldnt be worried about that aspect of virginity. if you really want to put your dick in something, hooker up

don't shit where you eat

t. closet tranny

Better luck next attempt

depends on how fat
if she has any curve to her and doesn't look like a barrel of fat you're good to go

Woman have no objective use functionally besides giving birth. If you want anything else you can get it from another man. That also applies vice versa. So yes to a man a woman is only worth procreation, and to a woman a man is only worth procreation. tl;dr get fucked

You're right, she is probably one of those south american whores who pay backalley surgeons a few hundred USD to inject pig hormones into her ass and thighs. Totally bizarre and unnatural looking

I play as a female character because that specific female character is fun

hereish
so that I can stop being a virgin like everybody on this website
but STDs
that's what I'm thinking

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WHATS HER FUCKING NAME? I WANT TO FAP.

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I respect
>don't shit where you eat
And honestly I have never dealt with coworkers for that same reason. I also know two coworkers that found their husbands through their jobs.
I also also knew a guy who fucked a girl on the same shift as him, and then eventually one of them had to change shifts from overnight because it was too awkward.
So you do you.

>accidently say "faggot" in front of so called friend at work
>he virtue signals so hard he thought it would be a good idea to report me to HR since I need to "learn"
>basically get threatened with termination if it happens again

Why not just fuck women or find her and rape her instead of fapping?

>hue
cunt you have like gorillion hookers everywhere
just fuck hookers and forfeit relationships, relationship and marriage is history's oldest bullshit meme anyway

>hanging out with friends
>the date is 9/11
>it's 4:20 am
>start dabbing whilst pointing at the time
>say ''4:20 ON 9/11 BOYSSSS''
>they all laugh because we're all autistic

I feel sorry for autists who don't know like-minded people.

>roleplays
only gaybois roleplay

>hanging out with friends
go back to rebbit

God, just imagine owning a harem of women like this.

Imagine the orgies, lads. IMAGINE THE FUCKING ORGIES!

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You could get one for like 200-300 bucks. Just hire and escort. I've banged girls like that plenty of times. Girls that normally wouldn't even be in the same room as me. Although these days i just use tinder to bang fat girls cuz it's free.

legend of zelda: breath of the wild

>doesn't 69 his friend to fulfill the prophecy

What are you, gay?

sup repgen

I am a 28 year old virgin and I've been here since 2008.

I got lucky with my friends, now stop being a jelly faggot.

>implying we didn't

>He doesn't 69 his BFF at 4:20 on 9/11
It's like you want people to know you're flaming homo.

i'm going to choose to believe you're lying in order to feel better about myself
fuck youuuu

literally my roommates every day
we shout all sorts of stupid retarded shit throughout the house and directly call eachother autists right after
best part about the 420 bit is that there is literally weed in every room you enter and youre free to smoke

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I make female characters in games after I find out there are instant game over grabs you have to button mash out of that are vore attacks. Use my meta knowledge to time attack past the useless filler and get cute female only bikini and sandals or heels if the game has them. Then I self insert as the monster and have her get grabbed intentionally as I imagine her desperate attempts to escape my gullet. If vore grabs spit the character out if they struggle or health is too high I unequip a piece of her armor or shoes and pretend I'm teasing her before fully committing to swallowing her whole.

Hahaha, man I remember being 19.
But seriously, I'm happy for you.

Too much ass

You are destroying my faith in humanity.

haha, sure, 19...i fucking wish
it is a comfy setup though, i will enjoy it while it lasts.

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You don't have to feel bad. Lots of people these days don't have friends. My little brother has no friends either besides me. I try to introduce him to my friends but they don't share the same taste in vidya so it's difficult.

>I don't wanna be straight.
Yeah I can tell...

Based

Those hips can breed perfect Spartan Soldiers.

Runway models are always so ugly.

choosing to play as the opposite sex in a game is just a fetish, right?
why the mental gymnastics bullshit