What do you drink when playing vidya?

What do you drink when playing vidya?

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water

DUDE

weed

fuck off Yordy

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Man, Kraken is top tier taste in Rum.

rum is shit, irish whiskey or scotch

8% beer. I can buy four 710ml cans for 14$ in canada and make it last all day for a good buzz. Makes playing with people in LFG's easier to play and socialize with

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Water, tea, Coffee if its early, occasionally some nice cheap rum like Oakharth Sadly can't find it anywhere, it was so fucking good and cheap

hi, dave

Homemade wine.

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kraken isnt even good

fake ass loaded down with caramel color ass bullshit

anyone have any experience with vaporizing alcohol?
was told there are no hangovers because you don't ingest the stuff
>inb4 just deal with the hangover fag
I don't want to, I'm useless the next day

Something about the taste of whiskey is just so revolting to me. I like rum but whenever I drink whiskey I really have to power through it and fight back the urge to vomit.
Maybe I've just been drinking shitty brands.

>Maybe I've just been drinking shitty brands.

maybe you're just an unbelievable pussy

I've always heard krakens just mid tier. Pussers was nice I though, Havana club both the pr and Cuban produced one were shit. Bacardi gold is below average taste but price wise is nice.

>I don't want to, I'm useless the next day

Shouldn't drink in general if you have to do stuff the next day. It stops you from being an alcoholic and makes drinking a relief from work.

not nice!

this is because you are a female, only females and spics like rum

I'm drinking a michelada right now, but I'm not playing video games. maybe i should play some video games. Been doing a run of Need for Speed Underground. this song made me think of Yea Forums youtube.com/watch?v=jnhFYiQGkXo

Mount Gay is the rum of choice, my dudes.

Probably mix of both. Some brands are heavy on the burn and smoky to "feel manly" it's also pretty expensive. Try cocktail mixing instead with whisky. They lend themselves really well for it. Some vermouth and whisky with a shaker is a start

Kraken is shit. I have a mental block against it as well because growing up my alcoholic father would only drink kraken rum since it was the cheapest shit at the store

Enjoy the ny crab shit water

Fuck that clove flavored abomination. Drink captain morgan black instead.

i really like this rum. propably downed around 5 bottles like in the ops pic

for $14(before tax) i can get a 12-pack of pic related. or i for $14 after tax i can get a 6-pack of that Deftones beer. both very good. so i hope whatever you're drinking is also enjoyable beyond the alcohol content

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About to get shitfaced on clear vodka since I'm taking a t break on the herbs

how can it be the cheapest shit when its around 2.5x price of cheapest bacardi?
>recommending anything captain morgan
lmao come on

Do Germans make good beer or what?

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I'll drink about half of this on the last work night, heavy but delicious.

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the only way alcohol is going to affect you is entering your bloodstream, so if it did get you drunk, you would still get hungover. but it would be incredibly difficult to vaporize enough to get that effect(since i assume its unpleasant as well as vaping usually uses liquid very slowly)

Little bit of this, whatchu know about that? Probably nothing...
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Suntory hibiki (jp)
Stratum pinot noir (nz)
Gavi (it)
Domestic beer

Two words chum, sailor jerry.

Gamer girl pee and Belle Delphine's bath water

The best.

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I like voodoo ranger whenever I'm at my brother-in-law's and he offers some to me.
Tastes vaguely metallic, but isn't that inherent to IPAs? I don't know too much about beers, to be honest.

100 proof Captain or Jagermeister with a little Absinthe

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I miss Czechvar and St Peters Organic English Ale. Two of my favorites I’ve ever had, and have sentimental memories attached to them as well.

Go advertise somewhere else

They make a very specific beer.

Sailor Jerry is great too, I have all the tattoo collection bottles at my apartment

post IPAs, anons

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I don't drink often, but before I go to a party I usually pregame by drinking a glass to a glass and a half of malibu rum.

butt water

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Never.

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Jager is such a good liqueur. I need to buy a bottle to toss in my freezer.

>drinking alcohol
imagine spending money to be fat and stupid

These coke ads are lightening in a bottle.
Its so on the nose its perfect.

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how do I achieve this level of alcoholic

Its a skill handed down through generation to generation.

They do, but if you ask me, Czech beer is where it's at, hands down.

I lift 6/7 days to feel like less of a piece of shit for regularly drinking alcohol. At least it somewhat helps for the bulk.

Water, coffee, tea, beer, rum, vodka, whiskey, wine, cognac, brandy, liquors, absinthe. Basically anything I'm feeling like drinking at that moment.

It's acceptable

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i dont give a fuck either

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one of my favorites, easily

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>drink appleton
>chemical taste to it
dumped it out, made me fuckin sick, kraken is alright

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Truly we are white trash brothers of soul

Live in Arizona. Fuck it, nothing else to do

>I lift 6/7 days
sounds like wheelchair at 40

>drinking brain cell demolishing, depressant dizzy juice that tastes like fermented mouthwash and carbonated ass
>have to pretend it tastes good to fit in
God you fucks are pathetic

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What's generally the best tasting type of alcohol?

kraken is pretty nice but that's probably only because i live in a place where a selection of rums is very limited

i work for a distributor and natty is doing very well, you're not alone

>Playing vidya impaired

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We are three of soul

>tfw drink just straight up gin, not gin and tonic just gin

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I drink a quart of milk,water,and Tennessee whiskey.

enjoy soda

coffee

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>caring about doing good in vidya

Wine

smoothies. healthy and keeps your mind sharp for competitive vidya

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a nice red wine is beautiful

High west double rye while playing monster hunter

I remember drinking half a bottle of this (I'm 120 lbs) and puking black for 5 hours. I'm not sure if it was the rum or if my stomach was bleeding.

>absinthe
People love to shit on absinthe as some sort of fedora-tier drink but I personally love its burning licorice taste. It's probably the only alcohol I have no qualms about drinking straight.

iktfb
Favorite gin? I'm fond of Beefeater and Bombay London Dry, not to be confused with that Sapphire garbage.

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futa cum

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>get home off graveyard shift, 7 am
>roommate just got off graveyard too, hes making breakfastdinner and quarterway through a bottle of kraken
>"user! lets get drunk and eat breakfast!"
>proceed to have a great time blasting music and making way too many pancakes
>both of us are fucked up, roommate stumbles off to bed in the basement
>wake up four hours laterto the stove still being on feeling sick as shit
>realize gas pools up on the ground so it must be in the basement too
>turn the stove off, then bust into his room in the basement
>he wakes up
>"whoa whats goin on user what's the smel-"
>he immediately projectile vomits in seven directions
>we run outside and throw up for fifteen minutes while the house airs out
fucking kraken

I'm literally holding beefeater right now user

That's casual talk. You can't get stronger if you don't give everything 100% user.

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>Enjoy you're coffee

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this guy fucking lies. Its Lime or Lemon flavored Vodka

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thats why you play impaired, if you can top frag at 50% imagine what you can do at 100%

it's like lifting for your brain

for me it's high quality LEGAL cannabis

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A lot of hipsters like it, so I get where that association is coming from, but hating the drink itself just because of that is stupid. It's like those people who can't enjoy a glass or two of wine on occasion becasue it's a "woman's drink".

My African American friend.

The nicest Rum I've ever had was Pirates Grog no 13. It had next to none of the rum burn. Rum agricole is also quite nice as a sipping drink.
Sailor Jerry's is usually my go to though.

People who make their entire personalities alcohol are shit.

t. only drink on social occasions and never alone

the question was what do you drink

fpbp

what the fuck is this bullshit

why do people get tricked so easily by packaging

>american alcohol
might as well drink water

woah so this is the drunken video game master

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people who make any 1 thing their entire personality are faggots whether its video games, drugs, alcohol, anything

>enjoy I'm coffee
I don't like being coffee

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DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

Strawberry milk

It has the negative connotation because it's usally in the 70-90% abv, but I love liquorice and the taste of it is amazing.

social drinkers are a bigger problem than alone drinkers

he clearly drinks bong water the fucking hippy

What's the best wheat beer that's out there?

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Almost always water, but I'll have fruit punch gatorade if I just stopped exercising. Dr. Pepper if I'm eating fast food that night, and Monster coffee if I'm having an energetic day.

I got trashed on Ouzo once, another black-licorice-tasting alcohol, and i dont think ill ever drink it again. I kind of want to try absinthe that has actual wormwood in it, though. i dont think its legal in the US

>american beer
literally water

I can't see myself buying another bottle of this any time soon because it's so fucking expensive but my god, this shit is delicious and smooth as hell.

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It's just root beer that makes you drunk.

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green tea
assam tea black
cafe latte from espresso machine
black french press
small cold glass of whole milk
pepsi
hot chocolate
staropramen

Dark beer. Try a Guinness or brew some yourself.

one of the few real drinkers in the thread

possibly the same guy, but probably not due to opposing mid-shelf whisky tastes

rum and ginger ale or rum and coke?

>says the guy not giving drinking 100%

rum and coke obviously

>evan williams
>real drinker
yeah okay

Where's the peepee?

Wicked Red for the drink

That's because I don't drink.

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Imo vodka because you can make it taste like pretty much anything if you mix it.

Anything Johnny jack or Jim is pure shit

rum and coke cant be beaten
just dont think about all the calories youre consuming

Only ever tried BM myself. I usually get it when I drink alone while playing something with friends online. Smooth with a nice wheat aftertaste.

rum and coke then just before they poor the coke say nevermind make it all rum

fpbp

I forget to hydrate often.

you guys are going to laugh at me but i have a small spot of white wine mixed 1:2 with boiling hot water (slightly chilled water is also nice)

i dont know i just really like the flavor and smoothness of it but i've never heard of anyone else drinking wine like this

Way too much alcohol.
How do I get out of alcoholism? When I don't have booze when I get home, it feels like I can't enjoy things.

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Primátor Weizen

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Alcohol taste fucking revolting. I'll never understand why people drink that shit outside of a social scenario to have fun or something. Can someone who drinks this shit casually tell me why you chose an alcoholic drink over a soda or just plain water? Because it clearly isn't for the taste. Not talking to people who are alcoholics because you clearly have a problem.

you cant give everything 100% if you dont do everything. so by your own logic, you cant get stronger if you dont do everything in order to give those things 100%. better go buy some fentanyl

this is really good but they must have completely changed the label in the last year and a half

ahh to be 13 again

how do you do it?
I almost got yeast and grape juice at the grocery store today but i pussied out

t. 14 year old

>tfw work at liquor store
>Judging the tastes of everyone ITT

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It's hard to do alone. Booze will always, always lie to you. You have to reach out to someone if you can't learn to stop lying to yourself.

t. family history of alcoholism

i go completely fucking insane and get manic when i don't have alcohol
guess im in it for life now

alcohol can taste good, if you don't know that or believe it you obviously have no idea what you're talking about

Jameson's guy here, can't say I've ever had Kentucky Whiskey.

get a 4 pack of some prague staropramen my dude

superior to any fucking soda or alcohol u ever tasted

For shame, bro.

Pick up a bottle of Wild turkey 101 if you can find it. Second choice would probably be the Evan black label there.

>spiced rum
>anywhere above absolute shit tier

You must either be poor or stupid

Listen to someone in Kentucky, go maker's mark instead

hard cider

They actually just changed it like a few months ago. At first, I thought it was being discontinued in my area, because they stopped stocking it while they switched off the old label.

>flavored vodka
you absolute mongoloid faggot. the artificial flavoring and HFCS they use in flavored vodka is the absolute worst bottom-of-the-barrel garbage. just buy some vodka and mix literally anything into it rather than buying it flavored. at a party i went to, one huge batch of some drink they made involved mixing a bunch of vodka or rum with frozen juice concentrate, it was pretty good

>Alcohol taste fucking revolting

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>american alcohol

Rum and ginger beer like a true patrician

what is wrong with spiced rum
never heard an argument against it that isn't some kind of retarded contrarian elitism and you'd have to be really sad to be elitist over something as retarded as alcohol

Drinking vodka+grape pop currently while I look for great indie metroidvania games i have not played yet

you sir, have bad genes

how long do i have left to live if I drink 2 bottles of Don Q 75% Rum a week?

That is a scrotum

>still attempting that bait after everyone ignored you
sad

looks like we got a bona fide confirmed virgin here, boys

You may be right, but that doesn't mean you should drink and play. That just means you need to get hammered after you spend an hour in the lab

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This is a straight up lie. Just admit you like an alcoholic drink that doesn't taste as bad. No alcoholic drink in the world can taste better than a fucking soda or juice of your choice.

flor de cana you fucking plebeian

I like it and it's not expensive.

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>top tier
lmao it's not even actually real shit, it's bottom shelf hooch with artificial coloring and flavoring, its like saying grape soda is the best wine or disarrono is the best amaretto.

This is my shit.

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mein neger

Longer than you deserve

>ipa

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You'll probably end up with liver problems by the end of the year.

thanks user
I was thinking about buying some this week and this info helps immensely
the cream soda is good too but not as good

Any type of juice from the store. I make like 12 gallons at a time in my closet lel. Using apple juice at the moment since it's cheapest.

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I have the drink for you user. It just tastes like soda and candy. Your dad might call you a girl, but who cares?

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try some psilocybin, its been known to help some addictions like nicotine, idk if ive read about it and alcoholism.

gold ice cream and mario on the switch. gaming and snacking on the go

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I just drink makers mark

I tried this before a couple months ago. It's definitely something I would buy if I wasn't so set in my ways.

why do IPAs enrage Yea Forums?

Offer us some insight.

Is this shit any good? Dave Chappelle's asked my store to order it in twice now. He even picked it up in person, he usually sends lackeys for that.

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kek

research chemicals dissolved in warm water. occasionally i'll drink thc oil dissolved in nestea as well

thank you, user! i am going to texas next week, but when i get back it is wine time

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that probably is a better method, but i like the weighted-clothes-analogous idea put forth by

If your dark rum isn't aged it's just dyed with caramel.

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just research dummy

underage B&

>tfw my dad is an alcoholic in recovery so I will never be able to drink with him
I wish my dad would call me a girl for what I drink

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>Collecting alcohol bottles

You do know how tacky that is right?

>vodka+grape pop
Not trying to shit on you, but how old are you? I remember back in high school my friends and I would always mix cheap vodka with koolaid and shitty soda.What keeps you on it still?

Kraken.

It's some of the best gin, my man.

how do you pronounce kraken

I have done some research, but I needed to ask someone ITT because I saw the post

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That's the thing though. I'm all alone, I don't even have anybody to disappoint anymore. I think I drink to make that cynic and sad part of me fuck off for a few hours, to allow me to enjoy things to some extent.

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fpbp

this
Haven't mixed vodka and soda since HS

not if they're full :^)

Anything to make me forget about tomorrow

that shit tastes like ass
honestly all hard alcohol tastes like fucking shit
>dude just mix it with another drink
then it just tastes like that other drink but with alcohol in it
goddamn I don't get it, I rather get a good beer like an Old Rasputin.

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>Niggas seriously arguing Kraken or Sailor Jerry are top-tier rum
Bumbu may be peak nigger-tier rum but it's still better than either of those.
I appreciate this guy for not raving about FUCKING Crown Peach like everybody does day-in, day-out.
I have never seen anyone under the age of 50 ask for Evan Williams.

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fpbp

remembering is the worst part of being an adult

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I hope you reach the hills of homemade hooch soon user

>not even a hour in
>almost a 200 posts
fuckin' alcoholics

its just as tacky retard

Jesus Christ i fucking hate white trash i bet you even have them on display

alcoholism is the kino lifestyle

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the taste of certain beers can be complex and layered while not being drowned out in the bitterness or whatever flavor alcohol provides. i assume the same is true of some spirits, but im not particularly fond of them. what i dont like is the unfettered sweetness of most sodas, most of the time. plus the mix of relaxing and stimulating effects of alcohol are nice after a day of work

>a website filled with depressed loners and NEETS
>surprised everyone drinks
how neu 'r you

thank you, oh kind user
but yourself a lottery ticket because i believe in you too

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>He thinks people drink alcohol for the taste

Google what ethanol does to the human body

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Anyone know any really sweet stouts? Wanna stock up on some good shit for the winter

>pressing the patty

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Psilocybin is highly illegal in most of the civilized world.

i smoke weed alcohol is shit

fpbp b&r

because a ton of shitty beers suddenly became favored drinks of the basedboy cali libcuck community since there is a minimum of 500 breweries just in San Francisco alone.
So now that IPA is finally known, the Yea Forums contrarians link it with basedboys.

I used to be an alcoholic.

I legit haven't touched a drop of alcohol since yesterday when I drank a beer. But before that beer I legit haven't drank a drop of alcohol since months. My liver hasn't been beeter.

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D
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if any of you live in northern california or perhaps oregon, give this a shot. i dont live there anymore so i no longer have access. i might have to call in a favor from a friend there to get them to ship some to me, or i was also considering spending $300 on good brewing equipment

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Sadly this, I have bladder issues. I have to drink a ton of water

good, keep it up or you're a fucking failure

i know you're all drinkers
just didn't think you'd be on Yea Forums

what are you, a nerd?

Anybody try this shit yet?

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why you have to drink water for that?

for me, it's local english farm ciders that you have to bottle yourself in a smelly warehouse brimming with barrels. You know it's good shit when it goes off two days after opening the carton.

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Americans unironically make some of the best beer now, since there are more than 1 trillion breweries now.
Something for everyone.
Also Europeans have like 2 countries that make good beer, the rest is joke fucking tier.

alcohol is haram
I smoke pot instead

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I've had some form of chilli spicy ale at my brother's work. If it's anything like that I'd buy it.

>Dodgers
This is the most disgusting thing about this webm

Water. If you wanted to know what alcohol I drink then it's usually some random vodka/gin drink, with ice. Last drink I had was something like orange cola juice + gin. I love orange cola

>Dave Chappelle's asked my store to order it in twice now. He even picked it up in person
Based dave getting smashed on gin and juice.

>live in a country of alcoholics
>all the alcohol made in the country fucking sucks
kill me

Yea Forums is the new Yea Forums my sweet childe

I wish you luck
I drink quite a bit and I know that many members of my family on both sides became full blown alcoholics and it scares me every day
Nothing like your drunk father screaming at you as a teenager

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this is purely speculative, and not even so much anecdotal since i havent really put it to a test, but i feel like spiced rum gives worse hangovers or is more puke-inducing. like someone else said, puking black is a fairly vivid memory

They took her

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which country

australia

Playing strategy games while drinking is the best.

You start sober with clear plans to victory.
The buzz comes on, circumstances in the game cause improvisation.
You're drunk and making almost passable solutions to problems, some of which you caused.
Save game and sober up.
The next day you load up the game and have a unique scenario that needs fixing.
Then repeat the process.

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i think you're in the wrong thread/board, buddy

>having more of a spirited h a h
a talk about alcohol than fucking video games
board curse sucks, but damn is it fun

Ye man u used to be a cool alcoholic

That's the next thing to be banned down under.

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its a fairly normal, solid-tasting ale, and its just got a very balanced heat, mid-taste and finish. i cant believe that its not a more widespread type of beer, or at least why i cant find anything similar in southern california. mexicans would love it

>australia
>country

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>meatless
I can hear my ancestors rolling in their graves. Veganism does not make sense.

you have trouble typing with such limp wrists?

These things are less nutritional and worse for you than actual meat. Cant believe people are falling for this scam.

Do you guys envision the mother and son as looking at the drunk or past him?

welll you have ....uhhh
Well Roo meat looks tasty at least

>10 am
>on my second sommersby apple cider
>have work in an hour

pot turns you gay

sugar makes you tired

whatchu know bout that... prolly tons...

yeah sounds close to the type i had, i'll be questing for it then thanks user

>Alcohol taste fucking revolting.
wrong
mead and liqueurs are really fucking tasty
a lot of ciders taste awesome
some table wines are practically indistinguishable from regular grape juice

you're factually wrong and retarded to boot
if you're gonna post more retarded shit I suggest going to nearest bridge and contemplating suicide for at least 15 minutes

>cider
are you a brit? thicc american gamer here

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DAMN YOU RULE 63 !
WHY IS SHE SO CUTE?!

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vodka and squirt is pretty good, or vodka and energy drinks. grape soda sounds awful

Anyone else tried Danish honey/apple mead? It's like $40 a bottle here in the US but it's deliciously sweet and smooth.

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Based retard with 0 reading comprehension. What do you expect from an alcoholic.

hello brother

Rum is great. It takes half the time to age as Whiskey to get it to a similar standard and as a result a good Rum is half the price of a good Whiskey. A lot of Rum is just trapped on one of the hundred Caribbean islands of it's origin and doesn't really leave, because each island has at least one distillery so they're not really interested in importing more Rum so they never escape the Caribbean. If you find somewhere with a half decent Rum selection I highly recommend doing some exploring, especially if you're a fan of Whiskey/Scotch.

Ahh, Kraken, a gentleman's black rum of choice. I also love Shellback Silver, albeit it's not around anymore. I prefer stouts as my main drink for gaming, but rum for anime or reading hard paint.

ginger ale goes better with jameson

past him too ashamed to make eye contact

what the fuck is the point of a burger like that? how do you even eat something like that? or is it just something to show off?

I really hate it, ive been to Jamaica and the DR and hated all the rum i tried there

enjoy your hangover faggots

>that water physics in cup
I don't even know how to draw and I still see this stupid ass mistake

Try not to disappoint yourself. Being a cynic is the easiest thing because you automatically have some credibility: Yes nothing matters, yes you are going to die, yes nobody gives a fuck about you. These aren't new revelations. Humans have been dealing with this for awhile.

Unless you have an actual chemical imbalance in your brain, you are capable of improving your outlook and self. It's just really hard. Best of luck user, I'm not talking down to you, I live with similar feelings. But things continue to get a little better when I work on them. Hope you can do the same!

i love how wildly ineffective that roller is for putting cheese on that monster of death

For me, it's the

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>Be giga chad
>Drink the rum
>Piss in bottle to drink it a second time

I sometimes worry that I'm an alcoholic, until I realize that I've gone weeks without a single drop of booze despite having a house full of the stuff, and I come to conclusion that I have a need to taste delicious liquids, and I happen to find alcohol delicious

for whatever reason, i dont think i like a single beer ive tried by lagunitas. maybe because it seems more bitter than balanced iirc, or just imo

what if the glass was oval

EAT THE VEGETABLE DISC !

IT TASTES JUST LIKE MEAT !

SHUT THE FUCK UP !

>i feel like spiced rum gives worse hangovers or is more puke-inducing

Well yeah, it's loaded with sugar like all mass-market American rum.

All the scotch niggas in this thread are my bros

*heems anglos ITT*

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>be me
>never drink alcohol
>never smoke
>28 years-old
>still get told I look like a high schooler
feels good not lookibg like im 45 as I approach my thirties, unlike people who drink every night

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and dye

>it's loaded with sugar like all mass-market American rum.

huh? plenty of mass market rums aren't sugar added

I too was 13 years old once.

>Getting hungover
what's it like being a light weight?
I can drink a bottle of spirits over the course of 9 pm to 4 am and wake up at 10 the next day, be a little groggy for an hour and then be perfectly functional and do it again the next day. It's what I pretty much do every fucking day because I hate my life.

Highballs
Cider
That's about it

That shit tastes like tar, how could you like it?

Wine

Got some of this in storage to age it. My regular right now is Deschute's Obsidian Stout while I wait for this year's release of "Narwhal" from Sierra Nevada.

>loaded with sugar
Isn't that what rum literally is?

wanna fuck

no no user she just started swigging it back and will finish it in one gulp don't you know how faeries work you fuckin fag ?

fuck you

>buying spiced rum
just buy a regular rum and add some cinnamon sticks and star anise and your golden

Lemon Chu-hai
>cheap
>high enough alcohol content to get me feel good after 2-4 cans
>tastes alright

Best for when I want to play drunk League of Legends or drunk Celeste

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Translation
>I can't stomach the taste of alcohol because I'm a baby and I get told I'm a baby faced faggot and carded when I hit the bar

This is the best cider i have ever tasted. Granted I can't taste very many since I live in the burger mountains.

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I thought he was a muslim?

Drink Carbernet or dont drink anything. Anything else will ruin your taste buds

>drank since I was 18
>smoked for a short time
>smoke weed a lot
>still get told I look like a highschooler
It's just genetics bro, but whatever you need to tell yourself

rum posters are spics and females dont talk to them
yes

Rum is made with molasses which is a byproduct of sugar production, so yea.

I saw some Irish folk buy that Indiana-brewed shit and I was tempted to fucking tell them that it tastes like fucking ass. Then again, I ain't much of a hard liquor guy, so maybe I just don't have the taste buds. How do people ENJOY drinking Rum? This shit tastes awful.

>Stella
hello slag

And who told you that, /pol/?

Vodka mixed with diet 7up

post a pic then user, but you won't because you're a fat piece of lying shit but that's okay we love you anyway

its fermented cane sugar yeah but "spiced" means added sugar or flavoring

do you help your gf cook while you're in a long matchmaking queue?

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all alcohol has high sugar amounts

Holy fuck I want to try the fuck out of this. All they have at the local Meijer's though is straight whiskey, which is just bitter turd

Thanks for your advice, user.
Best of luck to you.

not that guy but isn't smoking proven to make some changes to your skin?

someone get this slut some fucking clothes

this is insufferable behavior

Sex

I drink and smoke occasionally and sometimes cashiers ask for my age when I'm buying alcohol or cigs because I look like a high-schooler sissy manlet and they refuse to sell to me. I'm 27.

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They make weed soda now

>thought processes start to slow down
>can't remember building prerequisites
>vague outline of gameplay session you had prepared gets muddled
>open youtube to get some music going
>eventually realize you haven't made headway in hours
>quit to desktop and start angling for the bed

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i'd like to put my dick inside of her asshole.

idk what tar you've been drinking, but i dont see the equivalency. theres also a few voodoo rangers, maybe you mean the imperial IPA. if not, its still simply the best beer that i can get a 12-pack for under $15

that's how you get a back hand across the face

real niggas

Why do so few Americans roll their own cigarettes? Like I get it's a minority everywhere and most people use tailor mades, but when I was travelling America I hardly ever so anyone smoking a rollie.

Ages you like a motherfucker. Unless he post's a pic with a timestamp it's probably a seething smoker that looks twice his age.

90% of the time it's another chick recording these kinda vids tho

How is kraken?
FPBP

no gf but depends on which stage.

Am I using fire? Then hell no. Am I prepping the food (like cutting them up). Sometimes.
But my rank isn't high enough that I suffer long queue time so I usually just browse the internet while I wait or read light novels

Kraken is for blokes who are insecure about their masculinity and wealth

If you smoke 2 packs a day everyday for like 20 years then definitely. Just don't go overboard with it

I like it more because it's the only time I don't constantly worry about how I might fuck up

This user knows. Belgium also makes good wheat beer.

pussy

>How is kraken?
Average. Better than Captain Morgan (not hard to be,) worse than other rums mentioned.

fuck off I'm not a pussy for reading light novels

He definitely was a muslim for a while, whether he practices now or not. He may just not abide by the rules about alcohol, in the same way that a lot of christians don't abide by the rules about stoning gays to death or whatever.

I never got into it, the only good feeling I got from smoking was when I was a stupid kid and held it in my lungs, so it replaces oxygen etc... you can pass out that way, but it certainly makes you lightheaded for a while. I'm assuming this is not the feeling that most smokers are after

Jamaica is not a good place to try Rum. Going back to my previous comment, a lot of Rum production is isolated to each island, and as a result it strongly takes on the properties of the island and it's people. Jamaican's (and Dominicans to a lesser extend) like strong spices and robust flavours, and as a result the Rum are pretty strong stuff. Jamaican Rum ain't fucking around, their baseline is basically overproof. If you want to get it another go I'd suggest starting at Barbados, which is considered a good neutral ground when it comes to Rum and then branching out depending on what kind of experience you are chasing.

I'm quickly approaching the extend of my knowledge of the subject and resources for this kinda thing are not as robust as they are for something like Whiskey, but they do exist.

Yeah you're just a fucking bum

I mean, the guy lives in fucking Yellow Springs, user. I can tell you firsthand the man doesn't stop to pray, he drinks, and he doesn't give a rat's ass what substances the people around him are using.

Good job. How did you quit?

Stella and Rfactor 2 is comfy as fuck

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my sides, you got me there user

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I can appreciate your knowledge on rum and the uniqueness of the manufacture on these separate islands, maybe one day i will have a chance to try what you say

Hoeegarden is also worth a shot.

How does any of that contradict what I said? Chappelle talks about converting to islam in the 90s in a bunch of interviews.

If you like rums then Martinique rums are a good place to start. They use sugar cane instead of molasses and it's really unique. They are called Rhum Agricole or something like that.

I drink cheap shit because I'm a poor fucker. Five o Clock gin is my favorite.

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Papers and "blunt wraps" are for rolling sticky icky 100% of the time.

mate the same people make their bread taste sweet, best not to think about them and their actions too hard

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based, that shit is SO fucking good

just bought some hard coconut water, which in this case is fermented coconut water with unfermented coconut water added. not that great. reminiscent of white wine

I'm currently drinking some jasmin tea I got for pretty cheap at this new chinese market that opened up close to my uni.

ever heard of cannabis milk? Idea behind it is that CBDs are dissolving in fat
to put it simply you boil weed and milk together and in the end you get foul tasting grassy milk 50 gramm of which result in pretty solid high

Can I fuck you?

>The 90s
user, I dunno how to tell you this, but that was over twenty years ago. What I'm telling you is the Dave Chappelle of right now has nothing in common with the most common practices of a Muslim.

i drink this playing monster hunter or animal crossing

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Just picked up Environmental Station Alpha, and this is my current desk whiskey. Soft 9 on the comfy scale.

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that looks fucking disgusting

like "crackin'"

>sweet
>with any type of wine
Fucking wine is sweet enough already, holy shit how do you not get fucking sick after two sips of this

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>not just drinking mead

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homebrewed mead since the bong government taxes alcohol to an affordable degree

>oh thats cute
>starts slutting it up

well shit.

wine is bitter as fuck though. Even the sweetest wine tastes like bitter gutter trash. Mead is way better.
>dude, what if we fermented grapes and then
>TOOK OUT ALL OF THAT FLAVOR AND MADE A BITTER-TASTING ACID REFLUX SIMULATOR?

>ACID REFLUX SIMULATOR
shut the fuck up you have no idea what GERD is like

you dance close to the fire, friend.

How did you not figure out she was a slut as soon as you saw the top she's wearing?

This
Nobody knows beer like those Slavs do

Steel Reserve. I don't care about it tasting like trash. I don't care about having no class. I just don't want to feel like me for the next hour or so.

Be sure to get the hugeass plastic bottle with the premium plastic cap.

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They started selling these at the dispensary
they taste pretty decent and they're actually fairly strong, it's nice

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If wine gives you acid reflux, its because you're fat. Lose weight and drink some decent wine not shit you buy at walmart.

damn, all this time i thought the niggest song i knew said "smoke that pee" i thought because the prior lyrics are "pop them pills" and he'd piss out the pills out. apparently it's "snort that P" which is meth. i guess he's just not a Chad(Tyrone)

i'm skinny and all alcohol gives me acid reflux

what does that mean? T-that's good, right?

You say this but somehow all the alcoholics in here enjoy this other nasty bitter tasting shit. Imagine how fucked up and desensitized your taste buds have to be to find wine sweet as shit.

you are fucking up I have high grade acid reflux and NO alcohol gives it to me

>drinking out of plastic
>for any drink
>ever
Enjoy lowered testosterone in your offspring and who knows what else

its also historically correct for that extra immersion while playing those medieval games

Fucking mead!

mead was honestly not what I was expecting, but really really good. Probably the only thing close to what I imagined when they described alcohol.

No

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>10mg 355ml drink

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bloody-tasting wine is good

>proxy.duckduckgo.com poster thinks he can speak

acid reflux isn't diabetes retard. People of all body types can get it

Love coffee

you need to go to the dr user, Acid Reflux isn't something that should happen at all.

Yea Forums - Larping As Alpha Males

If you have to go bottom shelf then gin is the best, stay away from cheap vodka and whisky.

Do you have a kitchen cat?

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>London Gin
Step back and let the Germans show you how to make real gin, son.

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Ah, I see you're a lover of Google fucking you in the privacy ass as well

I was under the impression that it's a vegan thing, since apparently vegans really really really crave meat so they resort to this type of stuff

I am fucking 135 pounds and have high grade acid reflux, I drink scotch 4-5 times a week and it doesn't trigger it

it's like a hard seltzer but then you get a little blazed instead of a little buzzed

Do you just drink rum straight? With ice? My only experience with it are soda mixers at college parties basically, but I'm looking to grow out of wine for after-work drinks. And it would be nice to have a bar order.

she starts slutting up really quickly.

based, pretty much anything from them is quality shit

okay mom

Well, that's good for you, but I'm 200, 6'0, 47 inches around the chest area and exercise regularly. I get acid reflux if I drink wine.

Unibroue is great shit my man.

ahahaha, seen any elves?

>yfw KCD included a fucking drinking SKILL

>47 inches around the chest
who cares, dickgirl?

Does Yea Forums have an alcohol general hidden somewhere? I need some new recommendations.

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ain't no laws
when you're drinkin claws

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rum and pepsi

/ck/ has one
at least they did

settle down Dylan

Wait, I'm looking through duckduckgo right now and apparently it's a Dunmer reference? Can someone give me a quick rundown? Because mead is based and you're fucking stupid for hating on it

Hey it was the softest landing zone around.

drink

Just go on /ck/ my dude, it's the best board.

Why are women so fucking pathetic?

i like king of the hill, also

>imagine being such a narcissist that you have to feature your face in 90% of this webm in which you just make a smoothie

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What's a better rum for cola + rum? I've only been 21 for several months and I really like Kraken but I'm willing to try higher quality stuff.

Based /ck/ crossposters
Video games and cooking are the best hobbies

Maybe one of those milf wine aunts would let me bang them. Would a 10$ Gallo brothers bottle be enough of a bribe?

What a grand and intoxicating innocence! DuckDuckGo!

This is what gets me through as a Killer in Dead by Daylight. Fuck survivlets.

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Man, fuck you obtuse faglords. Mead is the only wine worth drinking

you should try box/bag wine

Water is the only choice if you have to be 100% present while gaming. Alcohol is for losers.

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for the same price you can get some good beef cuts

Don't worry user, these are people who would defend drinking literal dog shit if it made them slightly buzzed.

I usually drink it over ice unless it's aged long enough (about 20 years), then I drink it straight.

There are a lot of Rum based cocktails out there. If nothing takes your fancy Rum can substitute in Whiskey based cocktails. I have a close friend whose drink of choice is a Rum Old Fashioned.

>eating meat
but then you're a murderer

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>French red wine (if only because it's the best)
>Belgian white ales, American craft lagers that aren't weird
>small-batch American whiskey
>anejo tequilas
>quality gin or vodka with citrus
>mid-range Champagne such as Veuve
>vintage port

objectively approachable starting points. drink moderately and don't drink alone. and take your own advice (kek)

i currently have this available to me. it's basically brandy. what should i mix it with so it doesn't taste like shit?

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>don't drink alone
do any of you anons follow this advice? I dont

I fucking love Crepes. How that man flipped the left one with such ease is beyond me. I fuck up tiny crepes all the time on the flip

>sticks his finger into his mouth
>touches your food with it 3 seconds later
Yeah that's pretty gross, not even good at dancing either.

Why are autists so good at the one thing they get obsessed with? Would a normal person ever beat an austic one in the one thing they love to do? Also, link to the actual video?

fuck no. Drinking alone is stigmatized just like going to a movie theater alone. A few depressed people drink alone in history and ever since drinking alone has become "problematic"

rubbish

Pic related if it's a whiskey day. Gin depends on the cocktail but Ol Bumpy is a nice palatable bargain

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Wealth beyond measure, user. Only then will you understand the art of wine.

Of course not. Sense of shame prevents me from making an ass of myself in public.

Best part was when he dug his nose in the middle of spazzing out.

>Why are autists so good at the one thing they get obsessed with?

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make a pisco sour
lime juice
egg white
simple syrup

>crape

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>tfw bored of drinking
it was a run for a few years but now I can only stand 1 or 2 drinks

Rum old fashioned actually sounds good.

Read your own post again and see hoe retarded you sound

health-wise you're absolutely correct. i used to be a huge stoner, but now i dont like the effects very much. the physical effects are nice, but the mental effects just cloud my thinking, and most of the time I'll feel crappy about that, since theres almost always something i should or want to think about

>get home after a long day of waging
>get a shower and stuff
>put pizza in the oven
>chow down and drink some rum and cokes

high light of my week

What are some good rums then

>haha let me just reach around this industrial saw blade to grab a piece that went flying
>not like it would cut through my arm in seconds
>hahah
He's good, but fuck me thats a big no no around machines like that

Brandy

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Why don't you take a look at yours, newfriend?

i like how he's get zero PPE gear. not even gloves

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Surely you put the pizza on first so you can shower while it's cooking.

Chu-hai is a miracle of the universe
I was eating super light when I went on my vacation, so one can could really get me places

I pre-heat the oven the second i get inside, fuckin thing takes forever to pre-heat.

my efficiency-minded nigger

Be honest with her and yourself. You want cheap box wine if you want to fuck her silly.
Stick with cheap shit if you're mixing. If you want a good sipping rum, I suggest Mount Gay.

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Whiskey sours and Juliets (which are whiskey sours with maple syrup and peach liqueur added in)

Not a single person gave me a single explanation either. These people are delusional. I never seen anything like it.

>yfw drunk shitposting on Yea Forums while jamming to based vidya music

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in case any of y'all niggas want to try brewing beer, here's the best of the cheapest equipment I've been able to find in attempting to start my own setup($300 total). instead ive recently invested in making my car not a piece of shit, though

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this is exactly what it feels like when cooking on meth
shit's fucking AMAZING
you're so into it that you can literally cook GOD

That means it's too old. Its not dangerous, but certainly inferior. Consider going to a brewery for the fresh stuff

you are young! enjoy yourself!

Because they're drunks, user. By label, their brains don't work properly. If taste wasn't an important factor in drinking alcohol, there wouldn't be a need for differently flavored beverages, or different flavors within the same type of alcohol.

Feels fucking good man

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Usually pbr or yuengling. But who the fuck is pretentious ass drinking fernet as they play, you're cancer.

Nerve pills

Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, usually take it in shots chilled w/ice, pleasant taste and quite fiery.

based user

Crown royal apple/vanilla/peach

Water

juliet sounds like the single gayest drink I've ever heard of

cringe

Voodoo Ranger IPA

A liter of Evan williams green is 12.99$. Its the poor fags nectar

when the corner store is out of gin (usually because I buy it all) I just get bottom shelf whatever. Usually vodka. It gets me drunk and a chaser makes it so I don't taste it much.
I'm an alcoholic.

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I'm almost 30 but ok delusional drunk. I drink alcohol as well. Maybe if you retards weren't so drunk you're reading comprehension wouldn't be so bad. Don't forget to wear your diapers or you'll end up pissing your bed.

>brain cell demolishing,
nice meme
base
i actually think it tastes the best

Alcohol has been drank by Humans since the very first civilization, Mesopotamia. It's not only proven to be good for you, it also makes you feel good. You not liking it is just a sign that life has literally filtered you out. If this were 3700 BC, you would've died long ago.

>Nerve pills
what're those? sorry, never done drugs or been to prison

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>Fucking love the taste of whiskey and gin
>Can't have chill gamer cocktail drankin threads because 14 year olds are allowed to come on Yea Forums and scream about how terrible alcohol tastes and everyone is pathetic for not being drug free

lmao i didnt know the new madden came out already

>any flavored CR
>ever

The wax handle is much better

THEN HAVE I GOT A DRINK FOR YOU

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>get new job
>am on call so I can't get shitfaced anymore
at least I'm not in retail anymore

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Wiser whiskey

Some American beer brands have been highly rated the last few years at the World Beer Cup competition

The black isn't a terrible bottom shelf but there's almost no reason not to drop another dollar and get White label. BiB and 100 proof it's hands down the best deal in whiskey for flavor, quality, strength and price

I mix it with either Red Bull or Apple juice. Also nice to chase each shot of fireball with a shot of milk.

buy as much of it as you can apparently there's gonna be a shortage

That's okay, my bf likes the drinks I mix too!

How do I escape retail hell user?

t. overpriced pee water distributor

Crown peach with iced tea is really, really good. It's a social mix imo that everyone enjoys. Just don't do southern style sweet tea; that's way too much sugar.

>like rum and coke/whiskey and coke
>don't like the amount of soda i'm required to assume to get drunk
>don't like mixing it 50/50 either because then it just stops tasting good
Why does everything have to be so complicated?

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Yea Forums is weird because it only occasionally has off-topic threads but they're late and night and completely based, whereas Yea Forums is always off-topic during the day and it's always utter dogshit.

because smoking cigarettes is for low iq third world europoors

>Yea Forums is weird because it only occasionally has off-topic threads

And that's how we know you're a newfag.

IPAs have become the absolute hipster tier beer type out there. Its literally the "waterfag" in these threads of the beer world

you got it reversed

Buy a stronger alcohol content. If you mix enough cola for it not to taste, your only real option is to get a higher proof/percent.

I escaped retail first through labour hire and second through warehousing. I've been at my current warehousing job for 1 and a half years now, but I was made night manager after 10 months. I only make a couple of dollars above my country's living wage, but for a 23yo living at home, it makes me feel like a millionaire

Yea Forums's problems come from raids from other shittier boards and other shittier forums. also Yea Forums is nu/pol/ + reddit now, ever since 2016 its been a steep decline in quality.

I heard warehouse jobs aren't exactly great either. But I guess it beats dealing with the general public, right?

37 years old. Never had a ahngover in my life. Drink like a fish. Secret is to drink double the amount of water to alcohol volume

W A T E R
A
T
E
R

>gin, lemon juice and sparkling water
>Light fizzy drink with near zero calories
Yall coke cocktail drinkers are gross

Maybe it's because I'm on Yea Forums by default and only occasionally visit Yea Forums. Also assuming you guys never check on Yea Forums, far and away the worst blue board on Yea Forums.

>Hey you know that food you don't like? Guess what thousands of years ago people ate it. If you don't like it you would have died.

Tell me why you like it. Try that for starters. Or why you prefer it to a non alcoholic drink of your choice. Love how seething and filled with rage you all get to the point it blinds you from reading comprehension. I never said i don't drink alcohol. In fact it's heavily implied in my original post i drink alcohol but only in social situations. Not at home when I'm alone for the taste.

Why not just use tonic water if you're going to practically make a gin and tonic anyway?

>alcohol taste good!
>post shit that is watered down
Have fun with that liver

I'm not a crown fan, but a friend made me try the peach mixed with some peach snapple and I gotta say, I popped a quarter chub.
I rotate heavily between many boards. If you can believe it, they're all trash.

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If you add an egg white that's just a gin fizz. (And since you care about calories and shit, it adds protein)

Mead is only good if you dont get a shit brand, otherwise its terrible bile tasting shit, like Chaucers

>You're coffee

It's not ideal, you're right. I work nights, so my started rate was a little higher than during the day, plus when I wasn't manager I could go a solid 3 hours without saying a word to anyone.
Unfortunately, my country recently raised the minimum wage, and now my staff only make 93c above that new rate. I managed to net them an extra $75 flat rate per week, but that's not enough when some of my guys work pay cheque to pay cheque

>the only real alcohol is pure ethanol!
What's it like still being fourteen?

I used to mix it with Coke but now I just drink it straight.

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>that one time I bought a flavored whiskey
>only came in 700ml bottles
>hated it

i meant the gif reddit fag
and wine is garbage tier

user, if you're going to poison yourself like I do. You may as well spend a couple more bucks on it, get Don Q or even Cruzan over fucking calypso

This is me with weed

>call him reddit
>say fag
>say it's garbage tier
Your fitting right in little tike.

People don't drink alcohol for the taste you retard

except when they do.

those aren't people, they are fags

Did you just read the first sentence and decided to give me a (you) like the dumb faggot you are? What do you think the second sentence means. Try to use some critical thinking.

Dont even know if ive seen that in my liquor stores before will definitely try it

What the fuck is going on here?