Peach must have some pretty bad security at her castle. She gets kidnapped like every weekend after mario's visit

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Please tell me the shyguys dab on her next.

It has always been made clear Bowser overpowers the Mushroom Kingdom security. Galaxy and Oddysey even have introductions where that is shown, go insert your cuck fetish somewhere else.

if this is futa i'll boil my balls like a teabag

Ow fuck

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Why doesn't Peach just hire the Mario Bros as full time security?

Cause they're busying plumbing you fucking retard.

Go watch the introductions of the games I mentioned, it isn't until Mario gets a new power up that he can shit on Bowser.

marios already a plumber, doctor, professional racecar driver and a multi-sport athlete and luigi has to deal with fucking ghosts i think they already have their hands full

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Ends here, just a vanilla bondage comic

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Bowser can beat the shit out of Mario. Sure look at the beginning of Odyssey.

Full doujin when

We live in era where mario netorare exist

why is it ok for Mario to have a gf, but not Bowser?

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Haha me no put penis in vagagaga other penis in voodoo YAHOOOOOOAhggggggg
OH GOD HELP NOOOOOSIJSKSIOI
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Bowser is a fleshy and peach is just her persona waifu
Its disgusting, I'm insulted as a fellow reptile.

Also penis-shaped. If you think about it, Peach is being pretty open with advertising her "vunerability," I don't think it's a coincidence she's the one every villain ends up kidnapping.

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hello fellow cucks
how about those video games

the fuck even is this expression meant to convey

...

>YFW theres no mario NTRing bowser

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For a minute there I thought the thumbnail was bowser showing his asshole while peach was spreading him.

I mean, that's pretty much the premise of the whole series. Netorare doesn't imply the cuck or girl being willing, just the girl being stolen. Most NTR doujins are rape, after all.

go back sheep

what's he gonna do, bang Kamek

Bang his son

Subjugation

you can see the elbow,fucking retard

He could always bang Wendy.

are the Koopalings even his kids or is it just Bowser Jr?

yeah the koopalings arent even his kids maybe he could just bang peach bowser likes her enough and itd be peak NTR since hes suppose to be the villain

That's his calf. The bulge on the muscle has two heads, aka the gastrocnemius. She is kneeling to accept Koopa Cock.

It's a mutated lizarman cock

This is all pleb shit.
Patrician is Bowser and Mario NTRing Peach after figuring out she's just a split playing them against each other, and ending with the toads going French revolution on her ass.

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Me on the right

>BowserXPeach fags
Bowser's an asshole. She doesn't want to be kidnapped, he often times launches a full scale invasion on her kingdom with warships and everything, destroying or capturing her castle and blasting the shit out of some toads. Look at the opening of Galaxy 1 and 2.

It's not like the Toad's aren't trying.

Now that
That's really based

This.

Having God tier taste is pairing Mario and Bowser

Kill yourself fag

Artist?

Implying that isn't stage.

The concept of Mario being a cuck is much older than you think.

Incoming mindbreak; despair but aroused.

I always get the sense that cucks are self inserting as the woman.

I don't understand how people can sexualize Mario. Bowser makes sense.

Anything can be sexualized if you believe hard enough!

it's not fair to assume peach is an incapable monarch in this situation its more likely that bowser just has a more capable army considering he's armed with magik koopas, paratroopas, hammer bros, goombas, bullet bills, airships and all their other variations

That's not his arm.

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Post more faggo

The citizens are still transformed into blocks, to this day.
Mario's greatest failure, he couldn't save them. They are still there, even in the newest titles. Happy go lucky music, colorful environments, and the blocks are still frozen in the air.

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Bowser doesn't have time for a full time gf, he has a kid he has to take care of inbetween his job with mario.

It's not sexualizing Mario so much as self-inserting and realizing that Peach is an anti-prize and actually spending an entire life with someone that 2D and stupid would drive you to suicide. Meanwhile, every day with Bowser would be spent doing all kinds of cool shit like riding airships, raiding kingdoms, and hardcore fucking.

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based

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Of course it does, Mario gets paid with fame and fortune every adventure, she doesn't get kidnapped, he doesn't get paid

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it always did. theres loads of old mario fanfiction of bowser and peach that go way back to 2007

>Yea Forums can have faggy threads like this
>but Yea Forums still can't have cheesecake threads anymore

I know it's a shithole, but couldn't you do that on /aco/? Might class that place up a little in the process.

>not realizing Yea Forums is a socjus containment board

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Do you think Super Mushrooms affect her tits and ass more than the rest of her body?

/aco/ sucks ass, always has

Nah. It clearly doesn't affect any of the male character's dongs in excess.

Yea Forums is monitored by trannys who let this shit slide because it gives them time to dilate.
Yea Forums is monitored by losers who hate off topic things because they have no life beyond 4channel

>Yea Forumsmblr

You got what you deserve.

>Ends here

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>ends here
fuck this gay earth

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I've never understood images like this that makes Mario out to be a cuck. Bowser's constantly getting the shit beaten out of him and is treated like a joke. If anything, Bowser's the cuck.

>Ends here

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The lack of gay Bowser porn in this thread is sad

Especially considering it's Bowsette's birthday.

I don't understand this picture
if he were to insert that thing into Peach she would literally die, or be comically stretched out like pic related
stupid picture

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who's going to post the pic of peach slobbering on bowser's veiny spiked cock

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You sound gay when you word it like that

That's his leg

oh my fucking god user

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pretty gay of you to read it that way

>Peach doesn't actually get kidnapped
>Peach is fucking Bowser

Shitty, edgy, and overplayed.

>be me in highschool
>read dozens of fanfics about peach falling in love with bowser

Why is having autism so hard Yea Forums?

t.mario

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dude, bowser has kidnapped peach in front of mario and luigi, they cant do shit without powering up

Why are nintendofags such vile cuckposters

Mario
>strange gay italian accent
>pretends to be a plumber but you never actually see him doing any work most likely living on benefits of the mushroom kingdom
>short
>pedo stache
>retarded fashion sense

Bowser
>enterpreneur with his own kingdom, can provide stable future
>big and buff
>bossy personality bows to no one
>has plenty of minions to do mundane tasks for him
>gruffy manly voice

The choice is obvious

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because your brain is broken and the brain is a very important organ

oh, right, but when someone starts a bowsette thread, you are the first to jump in

Thats a dick. What she's got her hands on is the knot, which is below the dick proper, which has a spike cock ring

Mario
>strong enough to beat bowser and crumble a kingdom
Bowser
>weak enough to have both him and his army routinely beaten by some stupid plumber

>that one artist CG from mizuryu

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Thank you user, finally somebody really understands.

Somehow they're still able to have loli/shota threads.
I dunno, standards are weird.

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Its funny that Bowser is buff looking here but 9 times out of 10 Mario wipes the floor with him. Why is it only a Star Child that can heat another Star Child

LOL WHAT MARIO WAS ACTUALLY KEKOLDED? LOL WHAT IF THE MUSHROOMS ACTUALLY MADE HIM HALLUCINATE? LOL WHAT IF THE STAR POWERUP COULD KEE LUIGI’S DISEMBODIED BRAIN ALIVE IN A MACHINE BODY?

was she worth the trouble?

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This is gonna get ruined by something, right? Like, is this gonna turn into inflation/vore shit?

What makes you say that? Bowsette is shit quality, I just want nice nintendo lewds without all the cuckshit inserted into it

for it to be cuckshit you'd need to identify with mario, why would you do that?

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Are you that tranny that likes to self insert as peach

Bowser is a PROUD single parent.

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im not self-inserting as anyone. its the plot of the game dummy

>its the plot of the game dummy
If you cared so much about the plot, you’d acknowledge that Peach dumped Bowser and left him on the Moon in Odyssey.

why is peach standing next to wario's giant penis?

He got a kiss on the cheek at the end of Mario Maker 2's story. I think Nintendo might have figured out that Mario going to the ends of the Earth to save her, only to be treated the same as Bowser wasn't funny.

she dumped mario and bowser. try playing the game

Literally doesn’t change the fact that Bowser got shit on in Odyssey, even worse than Mario did if anything.

He was only treated the same as bowser for a second because he pushed to propose to her. They went home happily together like literally 5 seconds after he got rejected.

>I think Nintendo might have figured out that Mario going to the ends of the Earth to save her, only to be treated the same as Bowser wasn't funny.
I feel like this is the case. Chances are Peach and Mario will be closer in Luigi’s Mansion 3.

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>he pushed to propose to her
Why did he do this again?

The implication alone be it with peach or zelda is enough to be offputting

Heat of the moment, I guess.

After everything he does for her, she should be offering him anal sex on a silver platter in every room in her fucking castle.

mario is a simp. he provides for used goods after she's had her fun with bowser.

>trucker's_delight.flv

I mean they probably ARE fuckbuddies. That’s why he has constant easy access to the castle and why Peach invites him to celebrations.
It’s just the committed relationship part that they’re working towards.

That expression doesn't even look lewd or smug, it looks like she was forced to try to make that face or else she was going to get fucking chokeslammed or something.
It's always bothered me.

my bf looks like the human version of bowser

>no one posts best Mario girl
Come on now

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Just think she got photographed off guard, user.

God I wish that were me.

Barafags should be gassed.

Why would she write on it if it was a surprise picture? Why would she be posing?

thank you, user

Post pics. Now.

>Posing
Just holding Bowser's whatever it is.
>Write on it
Because after the surprise her cum addled brain just thought it would be funny to write shit on it.

We'll get through your autism, user.
Together.

telling the facts

I don't know user, being able to read facial expressions is the exact opposite of autism.

Overthinking shit art and cuckautism is autism, user.
I just want you to sleep with this off your mind.

Exists solely to be a cocksleeve and she can't even do that right

Look up 'axelheat pornhub' if you want to see him fuck me

Ew are you a real person?
Fuck off and die you 3d whore.

>real best girl arrives.

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Nice.

One thing I really like about the Bowsette concept is that that actually sounds like something he would do.
>fed up with getting rejected by Peach, Bowser decides to usurp her throne in a more subtle manner
>he uses the Crown Mushroom to “disguise” himself as Peach, and throw her and Mario out
>now Mario and Peach have to stop “Bowsette” before “she” solidifies “herself” as the Mushroom Kingdom’s ruler

I bet you love getting choked you little butt slut.

No it doesnt

Wouldn't it be nice to be rescued by some italian faggot that worships and loves you every day?

Not what I expected, but I should have figured.

>Peach must have some pretty bad security at her castle

Toads are little pussies. It's like being attacked by chihuahuas.

Yeah, I'm thinking Mario.

sounds hot af

This and kinda like a horse's? Big flared head. Like hueg. e621 26455

did the guy who animated Home Movies on adult swim make this

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You attempt to pervert this as a misguided attempt to incite lewd conversation. Mario has a story simple and pure, it’s made for children and should not be subject to your perversions. How ever you are a gamer and you must endlessly push purity into the pits of depravity to warp it. This is the only thing you are excited by, the only thing that gets you off. You are disgusting.
Peach has good security for her world. Bowser is just on a different level because the plot needs him to be

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You are right. We all see the error of our ways. We shouldn't bend fiction to suit our fetishes, and should instead see the reality of the situation. It is clear that the real reason Bowser kidnaps Peach so often is to bounce her up and down on his giant lizard dong, lmao

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Look, if you're desperate to feel like a cuck, play a game that actually makes you out to be one.

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I'm not Mario, though.

Explain? Never played it and it might be in my backlog.

Unironically dilate.

Mario beats the shit out of Bowser all the time. Nothing is a bigger pussy repellent than getting your ass beat.

Wait a minute that's not a hand...

Just play it. It toys with the whole "the princess wanted to be kidnapped" take in the story.

True but it's still really good.

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I give up - saucenao and yandex have both failed me, would you be so kind to share the artist?

Who is Bowser junior's mom?
Was he the product of a one night stand with a female koopa?

40%

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Bowser is actually female

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there is mario NTRing peach though

>Dude, it was you!
>Also, atomic bombs!

I thought it was really about nuclear weapons.

Reptilian penis isn't against blue boards i think

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>Also, atomic bombs!
huh
thought it was about some dude trying to rescue the princess but she was running from him all along

I just ignore the bomb shit. The surface level story is much more heartfelt.

No, it's about atomic bombs.

I want to FUCK Starfire

Peach is MADE for bowser

"Peach likes to be kidnapped because she's sleeping with bowser" is literally lower than "racist mario" tier humor

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>racist mario
What now?

imgur.com/a/EJuSzI8

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it was a video by flashgitz that plagued youtube's algorithm for the longest time, just watch and judge it yourself youtube.com/watch?v=G-Wn48geCJ8
btw the original thumbnail was naked peach, but youtube gave it a strike for obvious reasons, and now we have a thumbnail that's funnier than the video itself

This but unironically
Gamers go home

>heart eyes
woah......

But Mario has a butt that doesn't quit.

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Long long man is the best ending to any love triangle.

Poor guy.
Cant even get erect

Long Long Man is kino that will never be topped

I await the day others recognize it's greatness and attempt to imitate.

Bruh girls are elastic as fuck

>raven
>alien
you idiot

>that one picture where mario fucks pauline while pauline flips peach off
nice

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Nice, Pauline is hotter anyway

I was going to say this she's in a love triangle.

>Norasuko
based

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the patrician's choice, good on you user

wait I thought Peach cucking Mario was canon?

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me in back

>bowser x peach
>daisy x wario
who are mario and luigi paired up with?

>just because some krauts say it's canon, that means it's canon

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Why does daisy only get one marshmallow?

I am the walrus?

Haha what if Peach was actually complicit all this time and using it as an excuse to get pounded by a giant turtle? lol. That sure would make my penis hard and would also be relevant to 2019 where women are as physically as strong or stronger than men and actually she's raping him.

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holy shid and fard that would make me COOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

I liked Racist Mario. Mostly for the Anakin, Sonic/Ash, & Sackboy parts.

This one?

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Because Bowser is dating Luiggi

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Trust Hans to cuck it up.

this is on par with "dude what if mario ate a mushroom and got high?"

kek

thats the brachioriadalis and pronator teres

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>It's fucking real
damn

Best post in the thread.

Disgusting fag.

Poor Luigi

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>I want this up my ass, but I also don't want to have to shit into diapers for the rest of my life

that's a hot concept tho

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Bowsette fags are all so underaged that they don't remember when this literally happened in superstar saga

But Bowletta wasn't hot.
>inb4 hag fags

>or be comically stretched out like pic related
that's unironically my fetish

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FUCKING BULLSHIT

>tfw I recognized the artist instantly
God damn it, Yea Forums.

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Oh god no

I hope no one post the whole thing

It was chuckleworthy, but not much more than that.

source

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Narse

Fuck I am hard now
Artist who?

>feet

thanks!

Peach x Bowser is stupid

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I'm glad it ends here rather than ending up in some territory I don't like.

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Literally kill yourself you blind nigger.

Arousal + excitement + fear
t. Woman

stop

>ends here

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Kek

how could she fit it? its like the site of a fucking caber pole

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no

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Dickgirl Bowsette stealing and "raping" Peach is the only acceptable answer.

>luigi x yoshi
>mario x birdo

You must've never had a woman look
at you like that then.

Based Wendy dick sucking lips

i dont want to know the context on this image

please god tell me this already exists

How fucking stupid area you
The princess is a fucking nuke.

Did you miss the entire last chapter

MODS
I REJECT MY HUMANITY

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Fuck

Bowser can just force feed her a few mushrooms so she gets bigger and can thus take his cock without splitting in half.

You obviously didn't think this through.

Fuck

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do you feel in control?

holy shit based

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this is why a shoot up mosques

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you better not post more shit you fucker

What a fucking madman

Why bubbubbbubbubblle tea

Kek is this the one where browser jr sees his dad getting ducked by Mario in peach crown mode?

Where the fuck you came up with Atomic Bomb idea. Are you one of that peoples who seek DARK TRUTH about mario 64?

>you never actually see him doing any work
SHIT our nation is going to die!
Oh wait, we have a man that can literally defeat the sun.

Mario's rent is just beating a bad motherfucker and the Mushroom Kingdom's nuclear option.

Literally in the fucking game.

Based and redpilled

Actually cringe

Does he get beaten up by fat Italian plumbers too?

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braid.fandom.com/wiki/0-8:Epilogue

THATS IT YOU BASTARD
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

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haha my dad used to do this too me all the time in the bath.
>"uh oh you're gonna get eaten up" he would say as he lower himself on top of me
Only way to not get eaten up would be to stick my little worm in there. hahaha. good times

....wait...

im his mom

Putting one line from someone from Manhattan Project doesn't make it "atom bomb story" it makes your game pretentious for "smart people like me"
I bet you all think Limbo and Inside have deep meaning

mario and luigi fuck themselves

>Possible Story reasoning
>could be seen
>it can be interpreted that

Yeah, right

oh
oh no

Bowser is his mom

If Bowser impregnated Peach, would she lay an egg?

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>They didn't put a shygirl mask on her on top of the gag

Wasted potential.

Sounds hot

What would you do if your gf was Peach and she kept getting kidnapped all the time?

the first mistake you made while making this post is assuming i will ever have a girlfriend

You might have an easier time finding it if you actually knew English.

Blonde girls are made for monster cock

yes i am

Show your bad dragon collection

I don't have any...

Then go to Bad Dragon and show us which monster you would want to tear you apart and we'll judge your choise.

I can't believe this guy's bf worked at seaworld just to suck off dolphins
Or at least I couldn't until I saw the video

Uh, in order
bad-dragon.com/products/orochi
bad-dragon.com/products/stan
bad-dragon.com/products/nox
bad-dragon.com/products/chanceflared
bad-dragon.com/products/ridley

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sorry but monsters are made for human cock

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thought that was obvious tho

what are some good peach ntr doujins?

>Ridley dead last

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That's out of everything on the site though! So he's the last one in a top 5.

Acceptable, I commend your bravery with the chance

I'd give it my best shot!

so long gay bowser

>ends here

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and then he takes the mega shrooms

god i wish my mom had fucked some bull in front of me, maybe even let me suck his cum out of her.
i guess i have to settle on my gf doing it

It's not my fault they don't write porn in braille

>ends here

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there was a good doujin up on sadpanda about this but they took it down, but they can't take down my memories of reading it

Maybe she can eat a shroom and get bigger. Or bowser get hit by something and shrink.

Mario is too pure to be sexualized

It's all thanks to GamerGate, you comic readers should rise up

>tfw he straight up raped that woman

my poor child mind

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Yeah, I had the same thought when I rewatched it recently.

xD xD xP