What the fuck is nintendo doing?

With Xbone and PS4 being obsessed with the graphics game, someone has to pick up...Everything else.

what, pray tell, is nintenndo dong.?...??...???

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The SNES didn't really have anything too outlandish. Sure it had a lightgun and a mouse, but so did other consoles.

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I simmply do not get it bros, cna some1 tell me plaese whatt ninedo doing?????

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Super Game Boy was great and don’t forget the Satalite Japanese exclusive shit

Trying to make you not a fat sack of shit OP, unfortunately they will fail but at least they tried

>light gun is the same as a bendy wheel and a strap

1-800-come-on-now

Making you exercise, fatty

i'm unironically excited for this game
it's like paper mario meets wii fit meets star fox
the only way you couldn't be excited for it is if you're a fat fuck who hates exercises

>mfw Donkey Konga was just a glorified Taiko clone

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>the only way you couldn't be excited for it is if you're a fat fuck who hates exercises
I like games with gameplay that dont revolve buying a separate peripheral to play it but whatever help you cope

Yeah I agree. I kind of like the idea and it will get me off my fat ass

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Jungle Beat was the shit though. At the time it was the best DK game since Country 2 and it stayed that way until arguably Returns, and then Dong Freeze became the best.

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Innovating, trying new things, it's something a little different.

I for one would be pretty excited to squeeze some hadoukens out of that thing, but I'm not goinna buy a switch anytime soon

>Only black people like rhythm games

>what, pray tell, is nintenndo dong.?...??...???
They're expanding their possibilities.

>Making new types of vidya.

Not really, as this thing is essentially the Switch version of Wii Fit.

Would have bought it if it was a Wii Fit Trainer game.

>Making new types of vidya
It's an RPG with motion controls

here's an insane thought user. Not every game ever is made just for you. Some shit exists without you in mind.

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Seeing as Wii Fitness made Nintendo incredible amounts of money, it comes as no surprise they'd try to push as much shit as they can to try and strike gold again.

>independent thought
You do not belong here.

>ITT: Zoomers who are too young to remember Wii Fit

No, it's just the constant "Nintendo did a thing everyone laugh" narrative. This thread wouldn't be any different if it wasn't about that peripheral.

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anything and everything to avoid making actual high quality games. they rather hire marketers and lawyers than developers.

>essentially
except for the fact it has platforming, turn based combat, actual level design etc

Yeah, if only Mario Odyssey had RTX.

Honestly I enjoy peripheral-focused games for the novelty. It's also why arcades were such a boom in the boomer days, due to the ways a fair amount of games had you play them beyond a simple joystick and buttons.

The question is whether Nintendo actually brings some good games with this gimmick or if it's another Labo.

The absolute minimum and you fucks gobble it up like a 5 star meal. It's entirely your fault.

Reinventing the wheel

They are innovative, not like other companies

"How do we get more money out of furries"

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I'd rather have round wheels than buying square ones because the maker wanted to be unique

It's 11 years old my dude, zoomers don't remember that shit. Hell, half of this thread is probably 15 or 16.

>>tfw this little fucker tricked toy stores into carrying the NES after the video games crash, saving consoles
Explain.

I don't see the problem?

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I rememeber the WiiFit, doesnt stop me from laughing at this dumb shit though

>Toy stores get butthurt at video games for taking their business
>Nintendo makes an addon that is basically a toy with a few buttons
>Toystore owners, being the retards they are, stock it because they dont know any better.

Ugh, she needs to buy a tongue-scraper and brush that gunk off!

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Do you have any source on that? I want to believe it, but I'm pretty sure that most places back in the 80s treated video games like toys to begin with.

Practical peripheral that utilizes the existing controllers instead of requiring all new hardware.

Good? I don't see the problem

It's a silly thing that isn't making a console that can use RTX so it's a waste of money.

cock ring for dragon boss

yeah, but what about

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It's the new wii fit, it'll sell like mad.
Nintendo wins again.

WiiU was the new Wii, it sold worse than the Dreamcast

a hunk of plastic thats supposed to make obese people exercise. Would be great if it worked, but I doubt many people will consistently use it.

Being their usual retard self, low effort company that recycles games and ideas forever, and people buying it up thinking nostalgia is quality.

It's a shame they dont give a fuck about making quality games anymore, just underwhelming ports and remakes, or low effort "sequels"

The WiiU was just a tablet device for the wii.

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Isn't the Switch just a Wii U with more old ass ports? It's following the same shit release schedule too.

can I use the Switch for the wii as an extra screen?

this user is wrong >toystores refused video games after the Atari crash because they didn't sell anymore
>Nintendo comes out with ROB in the US and presents it as "no no gaijin, this is a toy robot not a video game"

Making products for people who actually like video games.

I don't like loli characters but you have a point, the main character is not sexy enough

Half of Nintendo's branding involves tricking parents into buying shit they think their kids would find cool

explain the joystick originality.