SANS LINGUA FRANCA

SUCH A LUST FOR SHITPOSTING

did you not finish chapter one or what

>The fucking dude literally exposition dumps at you about how his village was assfucked by Nazis and how he was burnt to a crisp and lost his identity so now he wants to destroy imperialism by leveling the playing field with wolbochia male to female copulation and the big robot is his tool to do it.
You never truly realize how stupid he is as a character until you read it out loud.

Kek it's completely retarded, he's a Saturday morning cartoon villain. His plan is so convoluted and over the top.

He's the only villain that isn't shades of grey which is why no one gives a shit about him.

>yet another Boss-obsessed character
BRAVO KOJIMBO

Kojima had to give you le phantom pain so you only get to see him about 4 times in the game and don't even fight him. Please respect his artistic vision

Man I love nearly every line of dialogue in this game

I wish skullface had more screentime. He's the most fun character in the game

In isolation the lines are great. But it kinda goes nowhere in context.

Reminder that you can interpret MGSV two ways, and both would be correct (doublethink):
>Metaphorical
Big Boss despite everything is still a nice guy and he wants to thank you for being with MGS for so long by giving you an avatar of yourself, posing as Big Boss so that you can write "your own Big Boss story" through merely unconsciously playing the game. That's the true purpose of the story, to integrate the player within Metal Gear, connecting the game universe and the story universe.
>Literal
Big Boss is a baddie bitch fucking cunt who brainwashed his most loyal soldier to die for him as a decoy all because he wanted to focus on his ever so increasing lust for war. That's the true purpose of the story, to show Big Boss actually being a bad guy.

Second one isn't even right. He didn't even decide it, he just was indifferent, you're a pawn and just something to further along his plan. He goes from being the person being rused from someone behind the scenes to being the person that lets you be rused, hence why he's also unplayable.

I actually finally just finished MGSV a couple days ago despite starting it years ago and I have very conflicting feelings on it. For everything that's great there's one or two things that's extremely fucking stupid even by Kojima standards. And the worst part is the game being "finished" wouldn't really fix most of the problems.

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He's supposed to appear that way because he lost his humanity from war and survives only due to parasites.

>Hardly any indoor areas
>Hardly any elevation or complex geometry (the Airport was the only place I enjoyed stealthing around somewhat, and it was still mediocre. Even Ground Zeroes was just passable enough for a stealth game)
>Overpowered from the getgo
>Braindead AI while undetected
I fucking hate this game. There's no point in having a myriad of tools when nothing warrants using it and your most basic tools are already strong enough. Hell they're more efficient than 90% of the shit you can unlock.

This world will become one - I have found the way. Race, Tribal affiliations, National borders. Even our faces will be irrelevant. The world that The Boss envisioned will finally become a reality. And it will make mankind whole again.

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The Truth tapes were far and away the best written part of the game and did a hell of a lot to salvage the absolute trainwreck of a story in V and "Zero wuz da baddie" bit from PO/4. Shame they just dump them onto you after beating the game.

>Please respect his autistic vision
ftfy

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The setting was just a bad choice. I don't know why you'd do an Afghan and African wilderness setting and have barely any animals, no survival mechanics, no NPCs of any kind, no bases being moved or created over time. The map shouldn't be static for as long of a game as it is, especially when there are literal fucking conversations from the soldiers about how they're affected by venom assfuckinf their military.

Wait I lie, Volgin is one sided as well but hammy enough that he could get away with it. Skullface lacks the ham and the somewhat believable motives.

This scene made me cringe and angry at the same time. So fucking out of place.

He had point.

oh shit this took me a moment to get

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We're going home bros
youtu.be/YwyD2lxlBrI

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I feel like they wanted to make something similar to what you're describing with Africa since it's essentially just a big massive grassy plain with a few huts sprinkled around you very easily could've shifted around but they ran out of time and money after giving Keifer his paycheck. Africa literally feels like the gm_flatgrass map of gmod. Afghanistan isn't that stellar either but fuck me, people claim the game nosedives when it starts recycling missions but Africa was the point I was questioning why I was even putting up with the game.

It actually the most straight forward story in this series. calling mgsv story a trainwreck is exaggerating, it just boring compare to what we were giving before.
zero was never a bad guy....even in death PO/4

>Quiet gets two torture scenes with sexy camera angles
Something you need to tell us Kojima?

I mean, you can drive through all the empty areas.

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Does it still count as torture when they're trying to drown her while raping her?
Also I'm pretty sure there's nothing that needs to be said. You should've gotten the message by the time you unlocked the Paz rape tape in GZ.

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Compared to a vampire dude or a guy that channels electricity.

You’re pretty good.

>she's in love with the legend

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It didn't Dawn on me until I realized I fought the skulls at the same airport ive been to like 10 times already. I don't think the game is as unfinished in the way people think, but I do however think the game is missing a bunch of set pieces or minor areas within the two settings we did get.

His VA wasl really great. He was still a better villain in GZ's tapes than in all of PP

>im aware that this woman is a romantic relationship with my direct superior and is willing to die for him as she has proven time and again
>it makes perfect sense to assume she is a traitor and torture her
>while Boss watches
I expected to see Venom give Kaz and Ocelot a shit slappening when he came into the interrogation room. I was deeply disappointed and bewildered when he didn't give a shit