Why is this game so bad?

I bought it because it was a Platinum game, a Taro memegame, and a NieR game all in one. It managed to disappoint on all of those fronts.

If it ended at weak combat, I'd be fine. FFXV has weak combat, but I still enjoy it because a lot of stuff around it sits well with me. NA is so effing dull and suffers from a lot of open world fads. The plot doesn't save it at all.

>so bad
>dull
>sterile
>super predictable
>shit
Holy motherload of buzzwords

I still prefer the original

I can't understand people who don't.

Found the polygontaku writer! Maybe it needs a journalist difficulty mode too

What is predictable about the plot?

>humanity actually being extinct and the robots building a shuttle to explore the stars while we play most of the game as the dude was predictable
At least be honest with your criticism user, the ass triggered you and so you don't like the game.

What are you talking about? The game is great.

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It already has one. There's a mode where combat literally plays itself