his gf ran away and his other love interest doesnt like him
Why is Donkey Kong sad?
Carson Diaz
Nolan Young
your mom cheated on your dad
Carson Murphy
It's because he's an atheist
Ryder Kelly
Explain
Oliver Bennett
He realised he has no penis
Alexander Cook
She grew up
Lucas Rivera
AYO SHOOPING CART TROLLEY WHEELS BE LIKE
Adam Jackson
Wouldn't this news make you sad?
Jose Brooks
The kong clan is heavily inbred and Dixie got fucked up recessive genes that heavily stunted her physical development
Caleb Allen
The Great Ape War