Why is Donkey Kong sad?
Why is Donkey Kong sad?
Asher Martinez
Asher Moore
People associate his species with niggers.
Sebastian Thomas
he's the last great ape of his kind
Kevin Powell
Dong won't expand.
Camden Watson
Fpbp.
Julian Rivera
what did he do
Chase Clark
He not sad, he’s performing auto-felacio
Justin Jenkins
And now trannies.
Ethan Sanders
dab, sin origin
Bentley Walker
he tried to ride a roller-coaster with a "you must have this much style and grace" sign at the door
Carson Diaz
his gf ran away and his other love interest doesnt like him
Nolan Young
your mom cheated on your dad
Carson Murphy
It's because he's an atheist
Ryder Kelly
Explain
Oliver Bennett
He realised he has no penis
Alexander Cook
She grew up
Lucas Rivera
AYO SHOOPING CART TROLLEY WHEELS BE LIKE
Adam Jackson
Wouldn't this news make you sad?
Jose Brooks
The kong clan is heavily inbred and Dixie got fucked up recessive genes that heavily stunted her physical development
Caleb Allen
The Great Ape War
Daniel Cook
Thinking bout them beans
Aiden Thompson
There's was a bio-page in the official website that said that Tiny wanted to be like Candy, so I guess she found a way to start developing a body just like Candy's.
Samuel Hughes
bittersweet, he died as baller as he lived
Jace Perry
Cause i stole his games
Jason Cooper
rape
Benjamin Nelson
Your schtick got old a little while back son, learn to quit while you're ahead
Henry Harris
Because Candy left him to be with me!
Jason Morris
His dong did not expand.
Kevin James
>no new DK game in over five years
His series is finally dead.
Andrew Nguyen
god i wish that was me