Name one (1) thing wrong with pic related that isn't Epic Games, Randy or Denuvo

Is this bait? I'm tard I can't tell

This. Gunner is close I guess, but the Bezerker and Gunzerker are untouchable.

the writing
specifically the games ham-fisted attempt to make the twins a satire of e-celebs. It's so fucking on the nose its unbearable

It's perfection.

Probably the real reason why Borderlands 3 is Epic exclusive is because of Steam. The Epic Games Store has changed the whole EGS app to make Denuvo even more secure. Steam on the other hand had probably laughed at Gearbox when they demanded that the Steam app has to be changed for Denuvo.

Now that the new EGS app and Denuvo 3.0 are there, pirates will probably never play Borderlands 3 (until the Steam version will be released and the same flaws with Steam will be used to simple ignore Denuvo and "crack" the game).

Gearbox would be smart to just never release Borderlands 3 on Steam. Why even bother with the few Steam customers when the real reason most people want BL3 on Steam is simply because they want the game to be cracked and pirate it.

it uses a malware as copyright protection

No im not baiting

>100 points have been added to your social credit
>you are now eligable for a loan on a larger fishing shack

2K

If you think about it we have social credits in the West too except you can only lose points.

Yeah, fuck steam for not allowing games to run on a virtual machine and streaming your data to who knows where.

How dare they not let Chang have all of your information.