PhD in theoretical physics from MiT at 27

How come? If you get out of HS at 16, spend 5 years finishing the university, then you get you phd in 3 years, so you should get it at 24 normally.

Gordon spent fucking about for 6 years.

>Start school at age 6
>12 grades
>Finish School at age 18
>Five years for masters
>Three for PhD
Still leaves you at 26
Besides, most PhDs take more like 4-5 years.

>You need a phd from mit to get a job as simple as "pushing a small cart into a laser"

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To be fair it was his first week on the job and the laser is actually a very fancy mass spectrometer. Knowing what actually happens and how to analyze the Data would propably be expected knowledge from him at that point

OH MY GOD WE ARE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

>12 grades
>4-5 years for a phd
Wow, that's a lot. The fuck do you even do for 12 years in school?

Anyway, that's still not anything out of the ordinary.
Shit thread OP.

Would you rather risk one of the experienced scientists, or the twitchy guy who can run at ridiculous speeds and wipe out small armies?

Because his thesis was called:
>Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array (the behavior of large stuff {Supraquantum Structures} relative and related to each other {Entanglement} after a very short duration {Mode-Locked} "Extremely Long Wavelength Pulse" by an arrangement {Array} of crystals with an atomic number greater than 92 {Transuranic}, without coming into physical contact with the structures in question {Induction}) (essentially about the teleportation of matter through the use of extremely dense elements)

Get on his level.

The more I look at him the less I like him.
He looks like a literal soiboy with a frown.

I mean that was the whole point
hes a nerd self insert but also a superhuman soldier for whatever reason