What kind of video games does he play? Which console does he own?

I actually feel a bit sorry for him

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So this is what 40 years of INTENSE daily masturbation and pornowatching does to you.

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I dunno, probably nothing major to worry about. You seriously don't want to think about stuff ordinary people you hang out with do with their hands. Until we'll get robot or virtual bodies this greeting stuff will stay pretty awkward.

I love porn too, specifically hentai and jav. Not to the level of this guy though where i'd go to fucking conventions and meet pornstars.

He's like a waifufag, but with real women.

He writes much better than me and I write for a living.

Oh god the gamer posters where right.
That's it, I'm done with porn.