What kind of video games does he play? Which console does he own?

>can see the unease and slight disgust on her face

based lord coomer

>slight

is the real life manifestation of the gamer meme ?

pornstars don't have emotions

He reminds me of the Green River Killer.

romi rain fleshlight is pretty bad.

Absolute madlad

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>literally goes to porn expos yearly to take pictures with the girls
>will go back to the same pornstar 4 days in a row to take pictures each time
>gets his photos made into poker chips as souvenirs
>says good morning and goodnight to pornstars daily with no response
>has made 9,411 porn reviews on IMDB, with 0 out of 0 users finding any of them helpful
this guy is the ultimate coomer, his brain is forever fried.

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I don't get it.

imdb.com/user/ur1287548
>9411+ porn reviews

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He looks straight up fucking menacing.

Ok now I get it.

he seems like the type of guy that would act as if he was good friends with pornstars and brag about it.

>Porn star fleshlight
I wonder how they modeled it. Does it work like copying keys? You know, molds and shit.

Looks like Yellow Bastard from Sin City

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holy fucking shit

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Uncanny

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I bet he's a VERY LOUD coomer.

>imdb.com/user/ur1287548
Jesus fucking Christ.

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So this is what a real life coomer looks like.

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What the hell happened in this guys life to become like this?

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He is surprisingly well spoken, like a true connoisseur

I bet his relationship with his mother is exemplar.

Nintendo Switch: Smash Ultimate.

This reads like Patrick Bateman's cd reviews from American Psycho

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He's got a really old PC set up in a basement where he plays Rapelay, Skyrim and Fallout with rape and mutilation mods, and Honey Select where he's recreated his favorite porn stars

he's been review porn for 17 years. Lmao that has to be one of the cringiest shit ive ever seen.

Am I supposed to hate this guy?
He seems chill as fuck.

Isn't this the BLACKED dude?

you're supposed to be jealous of his dedication to cooming

At least he's truly passionate about something. I'm kinda jelly.

Imagine being this guys friend and shaking hands with him. I know I wouldn't.

He plays xbox games

Whats her name?

To be fair it's only his account that is that old. His first porn review was for Mandingo 3, a mere 11 years ago
Fun fact, his first review mentions he went to University of Pennsylvania, I'm guessing for film studies

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Damn, Sessler really let the coke get to him

gross

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>At least he's truly passionate about something. I'm kinda jelly.
That's what people also think of you when they see you browsing and shitposting on Yea Forums for hours everyday.

But the reality is that both you and that guy have a meaning-shape hole inside your life and your soul.

Dude, brofists exist for a reason

Yep, he is

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Yeah lol

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How old is this guy?
>saw a movie at uni in 71
>was watching excessive amounts of movies during 70's-80's
Is he 60 years old?

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What happens if you brofist him but at the moment of contact you feel something sticky?

Can anyone defeat this man?

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Everybody in that line looks exactly they way I thought they would

That guy is sorta like Jesus, he does all that so we don't have to.

literally the same guy

Is this the BLACKED.com guy?

What if I jerk off by squeezing the dick between my knuckles?

just lick your hand clean

Look at those bloodshot, 0 dopamine coomer eyes lol

...

I'm not passionate about shitposting I just do it because I'm bored. This guy clearly truly loves porno.

Wait so there's a bunch of pics and info about this fucking guy?

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Or what if the cum dribbles down the knuckles?

I actually feel a bit sorry for him

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So this is what 40 years of INTENSE daily masturbation and pornowatching does to you.

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I dunno, probably nothing major to worry about. You seriously don't want to think about stuff ordinary people you hang out with do with their hands. Until we'll get robot or virtual bodies this greeting stuff will stay pretty awkward.

I love porn too, specifically hentai and jav. Not to the level of this guy though where i'd go to fucking conventions and meet pornstars.

He's like a waifufag, but with real women.

He writes much better than me and I write for a living.

Oh god the gamer posters where right.
That's it, I'm done with porn.