Any of you Yea Forumsirgins got any good XCOM stories to share?

Any of you Yea Forumsirgins got any good XCOM stories to share?

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Forgotten all of mine except that fuckin Newfoundland mission but take a bump

i was next to a guy and my dude missed with a shotgun

I played that one fishing village mission in the first nuXcom and it was really fucking intense. I had split up into two teams: three that stayed outside of the ship and three that went inside. When the antlions started attacking the first squad fairly comfortable got back to the extraction point but my second team had to basically take turns where one would move and the other two would shoot, and basically leapfrog the person furthest behind each round. It was pretty fucking intense. I managed to get every single person back to the extraction point literally at the very last round before everything was nuked. It was pretty great.

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>nuxcom

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I did an ironman run this one time on one of the higher difficulties in the OG X-COM. I went to Cydonia, and lost an uncomfortable number of dudes during the first phase. During the base invasion, things got worse. Things were tense, because failing this meant a Game Over, no loading, just death.

At the last moment, one of my filler agents, some rookie girl in nothing but alloy armor, get it together (stop panicking) and blasts the fuck out of the silacoid chasing her, then kills an ethereal guarding the elevator with her laser rifle, and spots the Brain.

One of my surviving psychics mind controls an ethereal with a blaster launcher, and nukes the fuck out of the Brain and the horde guarding it.

I played the game and it sucked and I lamented the fact there will never be another X-Com/Jagged Alliance game worth a damn.

yes
>happily doing a mission with rescuing civs
>mage cunt appears
>ohboyherewego
>mind controlls my sniper, who starts killing my crew
>sends kaboom zombies in the middle of civs hideout
>npc retards start shooting them
>guess what happend

fuck this gay game

>rescuing civs
first mistake.
you're not there to rescue anyone, you're there to kill ayys. If anyone survives than that's a bonus.

I fapped to her, multiple times

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Prove it.

My waifu will kill you if you ask for such lewd stuff again

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I usually send two snipers to that mission, and have them sit in that guard tower in the fish market. I then use someone who has a really high move speed, like an assault or something, and use them to hit the transponder. The others, I'll position outside of the bottom floors of the ship to kill anything that moves inside.

Once the air strike comes, I'll have everyone who isn't a sniper start booking it to the dropship, while the snipers cover them. Once The bottom team is up to the second floor, and the transponder person reaches them, I'll start having the snipers start moving back to the dropship as well. The rest of the team usually beats the snipers back, but by that time, there will usually be a ton of bugs spawned, so the rest of the team can cover the snipers as they make their way back.

Thought so.

This dude is the absolute best soldier I've ever had across all my playthroughs of XCOM and XCOM 2, he was from a beta campaign of Long Dong, b14 or 15, and he never missed an Overwatch shot. Even at 56% against an Ethereal that was going to do something to my Volunteer, he made sure to hit and even crit.

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I had a Heavy like that in one of my runs. An Argentinian named Humberto "Papa Bear" Torres. Lost him when I converted the game over to Long War. God I fucking miss him.

>Random pool of characters gives me pink short shorts and pink open vest Mexican with the stereotype gay mustache like the dude from Family Guy
>Named Ricardo
>Ricardo was made into Melee specialist and always did suicide runs
>Ricardo never once got shot at or focus fired
>Every Overwatch missed him
>Didn't die since he was supposed to be a Fill in when one of my other dudes was injured.

I have never been hit by Hunter Chosen's aimed shot move, y'know the one where he spends a turn aiming? Sure it's easy as hell in most circumstances to get out of the way, but I mean there have been times where I didn't move my guys or even hunker down and the dude still misses.

>my version of Ivanov and Humberto is an Israeli sniper
>no matter how hard I try to kill her, she always wins and comes out unscathed
>just want her to die in the worst way possible, but she's immortal

Truly, they are God's chosen.

Xcom2 story
>last mission
>sniper mindfucked
>psi dude being stared down accross the map
>everyone out of position because of a failed push
>last guy with a chance to kill was a shotgun at 23%
Ive never been more happy to see steam achievements pop up