Soihammer is not a "game", it's a product. A product that shallow-minded consumers buy into

soihammer is not a "game", it's a product. A product that shallow-minded consumers buy into.

Pander to the lowest common denominator who is more likely to spend more money on lower-effort shit, and you end up with a series like Total War that gets anal raped by a swarm of mindless NPC fanboys, who have to let every nook and cranny of the internet know that >SOI BE PRAISED

Whenever anything gets too good, developers will eventually sell out to idiots and that's how you end up with shit like soihammer in Total War. Always.

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>tfw when you are a brainlet realizing for the first time that games are commercial products, and that products need to make money since their developers need to eat and posts saying "based and redpilled" aren't edible

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>tfw you built a tower
>tfw you are a strategic genius
HISTORYBROS!

Every videogame is sold as a product you retard.

Kek

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please ignore this poor lost user, everyone, they're clearly an autistic history-poster false flagger that got lost on their way to /twg/. I apologize for our internal memes and shitposting spilling over onto your board

Not every. There are many games out there that are an expression of creativity, convey an idea or feeling. Those that end up being high-quality and cement their status as unique and legendary games, will eventually get acquired and milked, or hell, the publishers themselves will get so big from it they will become sellouts themselves.

BASED

t. seething histocuck

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>%GAME_NAME% is not a "game", it's a product. A product that shallow-minded consumers buy into.
>Pander to the lowest common denominator who is more likely to spend more money on lower-effort shit, and you end up with a series like %FRANCHISE_NAME% that gets anal raped by a swarm of mindless NPC fanboys, who have to let every nook and cranny of the internet know that >SOI BE PRAISED
>Whenever anything gets too good, developers will eventually sell out to idiots and that's how you end up with shit like %GAME_NAME% in %FRANCHISE_NAME%. Always.

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This thread wasn't funny the first time, and it isn't funny now.

>meme

It's a reality, kid.

>There are many games out there
So start listing them faggot.

Get fucked dirty medieval peasant.

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Reality became memes like 3 years ago

ok

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>soi
>with Warhammer
You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

no Soi with Warhammer exists, it's called "Age of Sigmar"

Morrowind, Total War series, Command & Conquer, Fallout, Planetside, Minecraft (possibly the biggest sellout of all time), GTA obviously, etc.

It's their best game since the original Rome. Seethe more history fag

Have you guys notice that this histcuck at around this time always makes the same thread trying to chimp out.
It's over buddy everyone knows what WH2 is and how good it is. You should've done this when it first came out and barely had anything now it's too late.

Age of Sigmar is only Warhammer Fantasy in name only.

Next you're going to say the Chaos Dwarves are real and that there are ratmen under the Empire.

>fantasy isn't by definition soi

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noticed*

It's not soi. People like you push this narrative for troll points.

He's been doing it for like 3 days straight.
I on the other hand welcome more WH shilling on Yea Forums.

THEY'RE PUTTIN WARPSTONE IN THE WATER THAT'S TURNIN THE DAMN BRETONNIANS GAY

>IT'S NOT SOI!!!!

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>First cross-game DLC hits the shelves
>Free DLC adds Gor-Rok with Kroak straight from the get-go
>Empire gets its mechanics update and new stuff
All sweet, though I need to see how they did the Runefang quest since Karl starts with his from the get-go while the quest he gets is for the Darkwald one. Also pity they didn't change anything with Volkmar's questline. I really want to avoid a war with Kislev and instead support them long enough to be fully prepared to face Archaon and his 20 doomstacks of high-octane rape engines.

See what I mean. You are pushing it.

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holy shit warhammer fans are seriously completely insufferable

>LE PRAISE KHORNE!!!!!!!
>LE ORKS!!!! LE RED SHIPS GOES FASTER!!!!!
>HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE SLANEESH

fucking mouthbreathing stoners

don't go into autism threads if you don't want autism. how hard is that to understand?

After all these years (how many...three?), the immense butthurt that a very successful game set in a fantasy setting (the tragedy!) caused histcucks has still not abated. The fact that here in Yea Forums, their own general they had for many years became ours in a matter of months, is still like cutting inside to their bone to this day.

After history failures like TOB or the fact that their beloved Rome 2 became only recently at least properly playable, is something that they cannot and will not ever swallow.
As they will never be able to shallow the fact that people, even old fans, prefered something else for a change and chose Epic Fantasy instead of more color paletted spearmanii in pajamas.

See ya in Troy, histcucks. But I've heard that even this might be too fantasy for you.

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Anyone have experience with a DLC unlocker? I'm wondering if Steam will ban my 8 year, 300 game account for using CreamAPI for this game. I've never even considered something like that before, but I've been driven to it by CA's awful jewish DLC pricing.

Personally haven't had any problems so far but no idea can't vouch for it really.

Yah rome 2 was TOTALLY the shit, like the best total war in the universe. What about britannia was so RAD really? Is not that the franchise was dead after shogun 2. Keep living in your delusional world.

>if you don't want autism
I don't know why someone would even be on Yea Forums if they were averse to autism.

Safer to just flat out pirate, unless you want it for multiplayer

i just want another napoleon or another empire

Fair point.

None of the pirated versions are up to date though. There hasn't been a new crack since late last year, so any DLC released since then is unplayable.

I used to do it before buying all dlc (that I didn't have) on the sale.

NOO HOW DARE *preorders* YOU INSULT *buys DLC* MY MEME GAME *buys more DLC* I ALWAYS LOVED WARHAMMER BEFORE THIS *preorders sequel for exclusive preorder DLC*

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People wanted a TW Warhammer since the first Shogun TW released. GW was just too stupid to capitalise on the WHFB IP back when it was big.

Just give us the 3rd and final game along with enough DLC to flesh out the remaining races and Lords/Heroes and we will be happy.

Just for you to know I bought the game with all dlcs TWICE for the regular price, because I like it so much. What are going to do about it?

I'm not a Warhammerfag, what remaining races are there in the setting that would be likely to make it into a third game?

I refuse to buy this game until it comes as a full game with all DLC included for less than 60 euros.

Poorfag lmao

>buys gold at twice the price like a good goy
>lmao poorfags can't afford gold at twice its value

>races
More like factions. Possibly Kislev (fantasy slavs), chaos dwarfs, ogres and chaos demons.

Yeah the dlc policy they have is predatory not as much as paradox maybe but it's up there.

Well the 4 flavors of Chaos for certain. Ogre Kingdoms. Chaos Dwarfs. And possibly Chaos Daemons as another individual faction.

Given where the 3rd game is located it is possible that they may reuse some assets from 3 Kingdoms and put in Cathay as a faction.

When we have the full unified Mortal Empires map they may also look at doing Dogs of War.

Bring on glorious Cathay and Nipon.

Oh no I'm so angry now

>People wanted a TW Warhammer since the first Shogun TW released.
Wasn't it actually after the whole Medieval II mod Call of Warhammer that people got interested in the idea of a Total War set in Warhammer Fantasy? And then snippets and rumors were appearing just before Shogun 2 hit the shelves?

ATE ELGI
ATE UMGI
ATE URKS
ATE GROBI
LUV BUGMANS
LUV ME AZ

SIMPLE AS.

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Oh yeah Kislev. The only real question is whether they will be fleshed out as part of the base game as the antagonists or done later as a DLC. Looking forward to Bear Cav and Ice Witches.

>Ogre Kingdoms
Damn i have 3k of ogre army irl i totally would buy first day. They are so fun to play.

People wanted more WHFB RTS since Shadow of the Horned Rat and Dark Omen. TW seemed like the next logical choice. Instead we had to wait until Chaos March which was not terrible but nor was it anything special.

>antagonists
How are they antagonists?

>Call of Warhammer
The cool thing is that the game is still getting updated, even if at the speed of a turtle, even to this day. There's even an "Alternative Cut" where it unifies the Empire into one faction and in the place of the old Imperial Provinces, they add new faction and units for all.

Dont forget Gotrek & Felix coming in Oct (or Sept if you shekel out)

They are all but guaranteed given where the 3rd game is set. It is only a question of base game or DLC.

Bsed manlet.

The focus is on being Chaos in the 3rd game. Hence you would be building up your forces to go push Kislev's shit in and go knocking on the Empire's door.

wtf i love rats now

Dogs of War are cool as fuck
I hope they make it in

Why should I be doing anything? I'm neither your stepfather or your therapist. You must deal with your faggotry and sexual insecurity all by yourself

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I'd be interested to see if the really small one-off stuff gets in, like Amazons or Sisters of Sigmar. Probably not as full armies or anything but regiments of renown you can buy.

Some lesser likely factions might be Kurgan, Nippon, Hobgoblins, Ind, and Nagash.

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Yeah, right.

Im off the hook from the news where is the place?

>fantasy WH is more successful than 40k
huh

>Stealthvore
Sounds like an obscure fetish

GW ruined 40k beyond repair, they can't ruin WFB any more and CA seems to care about it.

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>buzzwords the post
woooow, you're such an intellectual

Well Mark of Chaos and Battle March were kinda more in the vein of SoTHR and Dark Omen (and these latter two indirectly inspired the Total War series). So it came full circle.

I need to go and replay it. It was millennia since then.

Oh yeah. Forgot about those two. I will wait. Don't have access to White Dwarf in my country. Also hoping they fix Felix. When I saw his model on ItalianSpartacus's channel he looked wasted.

Honestly I wonder how they will make the 3rd game. Dark Lands and Mountains of Mourn are the logical steps onward. But then these would be only two factions (Chaos Dwarfs and Ogre Kingdoms). Three if we add Chaos Daemons. But how will they fit in Kislev? They would need to add a piece of the Old World map (Kislev + World Edge Mountains). Actually fitting since Chaos Dwarfs have a bone to pick up with their normal kin.

Pure luck. Total Warhammer being great was a 50/50 shot with CA, and Fatshark making Vermintide 1 & 2 as good as they are is literally insane. Haven't played Chaosbane so I don't know but I've heard it's decent. Problem with 40k is that they keep giving it to shit developers who only make like fucking phone game-tier shit. DoW3 eating shit probably iced any good 40k games for awhile.

They can't really hold them back for dlc can they? Like, there's not many choices for races left in the first place

Until Total War: 40,000, that is.

For Warhammer 3 I would definately bet upon these factions being in the game:

>Daemons of Chaos (not sure if they will be seperated into 4)
>Ogre Kingdoms
>Chaos Dwarfs
>Either the southern city states or DOW (perhaps both)
>Silver Pinnacle (Neferata)
>maybe Araby...maybe

And for late game final boss/battle they could bring a Nagash faction led by him resurrected.

how the fuck are they going to squeeze more factions into game 3's mortal empires? the game already takes like two minutes between turns

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Either smaller maps with less factions or something else.

Screw turns, Imagine how long loading times will be between battles.

I love it and I've been playing Total war longer than you.

Warhammer is one of the most generic western fantasy of western fantasy universes,it also ruined all the interest i had in Total War.

>WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN! history soys still seething about warhammer
fucking kek

Literally buy a SSD
But the game's gonna be like huge

i'll get an nvme drive, been planning to anyway. problem is, no amount of overclocking or cpu upgrades can make turn times bearable

The loading times were so long I started exercising during them.
All things considered, they never bothered me.

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>buy ssd
>breaks in year
>100$ down the drain

>breaks in year
What? I bought my SSD 3 years ago for TWW1 and it still works just fine.

Also why purchasing it only for one game.

>t. stuck in 2010

So, since 2002?

>$100 down the drain
>He says in a thread about a game subseries that has people literally asking for more dlc

Started with medieval 1 near release yes.

Odds are the global map will be panned slightly south (trimming off the huge swath of the northern pole north of Norsca) and slightly east (trimming off at least half of the western half of Naggaroth and Lustria) to make room for new lands east of the current eastern map edge. I also suspect many factions will be condensed, with multiple LL's filed under a single faction rather than each LL having their own. Ex no dozen lizardmen, delf, helf, or skaven factions.

>retards literally asking for more dlc

>people literally asking for more dlc
>how dare people wish for more content for the game that they like?!
Yeah, that's some weird shit

Eh, I enjoy playing it and thats enough for me.

>ask for more DLC
>get more free content
Seems good to me

>Have the ability to pirate said DLC
>Spergs out instead
Is it brain damage?

CA lord pack dlc is fucking shit. Is 2 or 3 new units with 3 or more reskinned ones. They stopped making factions because this is more profitable and you cucks pay for it

>free content
Are you retarded? no one works for free, if they are wasting time making content is because you already pay for it

>implying
I havent spent a cent on a CA game and never will, stay mad.

>180$ for WH3's mortal empires
>15 minute turn times
>everyone is fine with this
Why arent more people complaining about this? WH2's mortal empires is literally a fucking alt+tab simulator at this point

I thought they would do the rest of the factions in Total War III where the 4 main factions will be the chaos lords and the dlc would be ogre kingdoms, chaos dwarves etc.

This is how publically traded companies work. When will you learn? They are legally obligated to go after profit. All of them sell out.

>Is 2 or 3 new units with 3 or more reskinned ones
Lord Packs are not about units. They are about new LLs with their own starting positions and mechanics.

because warhammer

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they need at least one "good guy" faction on release and it'll most likely be kislev/cathay

So any discussion on the Age of Sigmar:Total war from the developers?

We are getting TWW40k after TWW3.