Why was Litchi so damn stupid
Why was Litchi so damn stupid
Because she's a stupid bitch.
Seethe, /pol/
Oneitis
It's all the panda's fault.
Litchi wasn't really stupid? She was actually quite intelligent, at least academically. Her issue was her obsession and her emotions. Logically pretty much the entire world was telling her to stand down and give her crazy Mission a rest before she hurts someone. But she just wouldn't stop because she's just so emotional and Laser focused on true love now she can't stop and realize that she's causing more harm than good. And by the end she had a hand in probably the greatest loss of life in history. Only for her to find her true love just for him to tell her that he doesn't give a shit about her.
Female
Because BlazBlue has like, 5 characters that actually matter to the story, and the rest are a bunch of jobbers they just played "fill in the backstory and character relations with nonsense" for.
based coomer
For the heroes I'd say Ragna, Noel, Rachel, Kokonoe, and sort of Jin but not really are the central cast members. For the villains it's Hazama, Relius, and Izanami that actually matter. Bullet is basically an object no one even remembers exists. Azreal doesn't exactly matter but he's fun so it's fine.
But yes Blazblue's script needs an editor with a blowtorch.
Which is funny because Litchi is presented as being super nice and sweet doctor but she is a toxic, selfish bitch who doesn't care about anything. Meanwhile Kokonoe is an abrasive cunt but she actively trying her best to save as many as she can.
Better question: why is Es so damn cute?
trip on anus
Man, I used to bust nuts left and right to Litchi's panties back then.
Time really fucking flies.
I don't know who anus is, I'm just a passing blonde big tiddy swordgirl aficionado.
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL
Es is bEst.
Oh right I forgot that in Calamity Trigger her yelps of pain were sex moans. How long has it been since I've even seen Calamity trigger?
>Start listening to Heavy Day real hard
>didn't realize Daisuke was African-Japanese
how big do you think his dick is?
Enough for a quarter screen poke
Oh shit you're right.
I think he's fully Japanese though. Maybe just born in South Africa.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M COOMING!!!!!!!
Why was sector 7 the best faction of characters?
>Villains: Always too vague to really all that interesting
>Ragna's crew: Always too dumb and kept in the dark about the situation
>Academy Girls: Tsubaki's story is retarded
They're just the more down-to-earth of the cast. Just a giant, a weeaboo, and a robot girl on a road trip doing science together with an angry cat lady barking orders on the phone.
Tsubaki needed more time in the oven. She's a good character concept. Someone so obsessed with Justice that she literally becomes blind. Which ironically made her easier to control than anyone else in the cast. The only problem is that when she broke free she claimed that she was going to make her own Justice. But her own justice is basically whatever Jin is doing. Her primary motivation is Jin's dick.
She ended up being pretty shit and carried by Imai and being the default "modest girl."
Oh man I forgot about the radio show. Tsubaki actress and Ragna's actor were definitely into each other. To the point where Noel was the third wheel in her own show.
Is this something that sisters should be doing?
yes
I fail to see the problem here.
nuts
I love Makoto.
Nice
same, most fun char in bb
How many Japanese deity references in BB again?
boob
more like blazboob ahahaha
haha big blazboob
Litchi was such a trash and unlikable character that the instant Makoto was playable everyone just forgot her.
How does someone fuck up a concept as simple as "Chun-Li and Mai Shiranui are popular, right? Just fuse them or something" so hard?
so Tager, ???, Lambda and Kokonoe?
I wish BBTAG died
I don't know, but I still want to cum inside her
I like Litchi, but she was also my main in the short time I did play Blazblue.
have fun with your dumb babies
What the fuck was his problem?
The thing that makes Litchi's story so dumb is that we aren't shown anything that really ties her to Roy that much. Like, they were friendly with each other but not much past that. Roy never was shown to have anything even remotely close to romantic feelings toward Litchi and if anything, he was far more interested in impressing Kokonoe than anything Litchi had going on. But someone he's her one true love that she's willing to destroy the world to save.
I can only assume that she got mindfucked by the boundary but to a smaller degree than Roy.
His dad removed all parental figures in his life and then laughed at him when he tried to make Litchi his replacement mommy.
Real talk, the only reason people hate Litchi is because they self-insert as Bang. You're mad that Litchi had her own goals and wasn't just a prize for Bang to win at the end.
??? is "Cunt Destroyer" Kagura, i think.
Kokonoe's feet pussy is just THAT good.
She got mind fucked by the Boundary but that's not really an excuse for her. Because even before she started degrading she was obsessed to the point of lunacy. There's actually an ending in CT where if she just stopped she would've been able to live a happy life.
Litchi is just an evil, vapid, selfish person disguised as a kind warm hearted nurse
I would have been extremely annoyed if Bang ended up wtih Litchi. He's a legitimately good guy that deserves far better than being her fallback guy.
Litchi, knowingly, gave Relius the formula that would allow Izanami to instantly disintegrate all but the absolute strongest humans and instantly turn them into seithr to be weaponized. She's responsible for the death of literal millions. All for the chance that whatever new world Relius might make would involve her getting cummies from a guy who never even gave a shit about her. What kind of person slaughters an uncountable amount of people for dick?
My biggest regret was getting Mori to draw me Litchi.
If only I knew...
ripoff low quality saber
She's nothing like Saber
I hate her running away like a bitch fishing for hits with her remote controlled rod
litchi can be dumb but at least she isn't tsubaki
Tonight. You.
Love does that to you in BB.
Her "goals" revolve around her being the prize for someone who never wanted her to begin with.
so explain this character
is it a dude's mind in a chicks body, or a dude who turned into a chick?
Gender bender
Fuck Terumi and fuck Litchi
Dude got a magic artifact that turned him into an anime slut.
>those elbows
>that anatomy
Because she is a thirsty stupid fucking whore who wants black goo inside her
This