Think of a character for Poker Night 3 and come up with some dialogue or scenario they would probably do

Think of a character for Poker Night 3 and come up with some dialogue or scenario they would probably do.

>Master Shake
>places Meatwad on the table as a buy-in

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If its not smash bros, no one cares.

Michelangelo
>First one to fold buys the pizza!

i still like 21 blackjack more then poker

>Eggman
>Gets upset when someone confuses him for Mario

it's 2000s internet smash bros but for poker

>Mandy (Grim Adventures) and Herbert West
>Herbert makes inquiries as to what it's like to be friends with Death
>Mandy just shrugs him off like a gnat

>Dante's introduction is just the DMC3 opening but at the inventory

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>tfw no mahjong night at the inventory

If they put Eggman in a third Poker Night, they'd probably make a bunch of meta jokes about the franchise, like the Twitter account and the Sonic Boom cartoon.

I love both, but I think Shake would be funnier because he's prone to antics and being a fucking dick
He would also just bluff the shit out of every hand

Homer Simpson.
I literally have no ideas than Homer Simpson's mere presence

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>Poker Night 3 starring literally anyone from ATHF

a man can hope...

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Bart
8-bit fighter
Threepwood
Captain Murphy

Either is great as long as Meatwad is on plush seats.

>Miles Edgeworth
Threatens to prosecute people. Also mentions Phoenix due to his history as a poker player

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Claptrap/Max Player should be Rick, he should brag about the bright future for his franchise so when it fails 6-8 years down the road you can meta-laugh at them...
Like with Claptrap and him jerking off Borderlands when we know Borderlands 3 will flop like a brick

Carl would be one of the best opponents.

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since we're talking about poker
anyone play prominence poker on steam?

No, is it better than TT Sim?

difference is, you're playing with real people
it's multiplayer, free to play
you don't need real money to play the game, unless you're a retard

i don't wanna play with real people i just wanna play some poker with funny commentary from characters that i have attached myself to as a method of coping with how horrible modern life is

downloading now, you can play with other people in TT Sim but it sucks because there's no rules/up to players to keep track of turns and wins and there's "WOAH you can flip the table and throw other people's cards!"

This game is retarded, every hand is someone getting a straight, full house or something ridiculous every hand

>The 2 of hearts and 8 of clubs mocked what little was left to my name. The rabbit across the table gazed at my remaining funds. His expression remained unchanged, yet he exuded a ravenous greed--the towers built with his chips could never satiate his hunger for money, no matter how they scraped the sky. Three chips, once all I owned, now were at the mercy of fate. I could only pray that she reward my forced gambit on a whim.

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>Three cards. 3 of spades, 4 of hearts, 9 of hearts. The russian mountain to my left folded. The rabbit eagerly offered up a stack of chips. The spanish eyesore to my right made more noise. "Dammi- I mean, whoa, what a great hand I have! Da Cheat, look at my cards! Pretty good, right?" He added an equivalent stack tot he pot. As his small rodent-like pet made unintelligable chatter, I struggled to cope with the thought that this buffoon had somehow outplayed me.
>Another card. Jack of hearts. Could it be that the winds of change were moving in my favor, or was fate merely teasing me? The rabbit pushed all of his money to the center of the table. Was it bravado? The spanish thing swore and threw his cards on the table. Only the rabbit and I remained.

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Axe with his little elf writer standing next to him reminding him not to murder everyone at the table would be rad

Murdoc from Gorillaz, no idea about his buy-in, maybe a rotten cursed gorilla hand

>The final card came down. Queen of hearts! My relief was indescribable. Fate had favored me, pitying the poor soul with nothing left. I hated her pity. I nearly laughed at the irony of the situation. I placed my cards on the table for all to see. The men to my left and right seemed as surprised as I was at such a turn-around of luck. But the rabbit was unimpressed.
>He layed down his cards, one by one. 8 of hearts. A pair. I thought nothing of it. 8 of diamonds. His three-of-a-kind was still a mere David in the shadow of my flush Goliath.
>Then came the 10 of hearts. My own heart shuddered. It knew what was to follow before even I. King of hearts. And that was when I knew what was to follow. The Ace of hearts.
>Because I dared to hope. Because I dared to want. These were the reasons why fate held salvation in front of my face, then took it away from me when I needed it most. Once again, it made a fool of me.

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>Protagonist from Ruiner
>HER has to speak for him, except for gestures and images on his helmet
>buy-in is Nerve's sword

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>Postal Dude
He can say pretty much anything and it would be great.

Master Shake and Homestar Runner at least
>Homestar's cards just float in front of him

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Based

A 10 high flush isn't the worst and you were backed into a corner. You tried your best, but lady luck wanted to fuck a chad rabbit instead of virgin you that night.

Based

Postal Dude
>"You know, I'd usually just kill all of you and take your money but I'm still stuck with this fucking morality bullshit from Postal 3."

Poker night 3 but it's cute anime girls from different franchises.

>Akko from Little Witch Academia
>Any Senran
>Mio from Nichijou
>Aigis from Persona 3
>Froppy from My hero academia

It doesn't matter who's in it honestly but I think it'd be pretty good and fun

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aged like milk

Poor Raziel, he can never catch a break.

Master Shake would assume Homestar has psychic powers like Frylock and instinctively hate him for it