Think of a character for Poker Night 3 and come up with some dialogue or scenario they would probably do

>Postal Dude
He can say pretty much anything and it would be great.

Master Shake and Homestar Runner at least
>Homestar's cards just float in front of him

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Based

A 10 high flush isn't the worst and you were backed into a corner. You tried your best, but lady luck wanted to fuck a chad rabbit instead of virgin you that night.

Based

Postal Dude
>"You know, I'd usually just kill all of you and take your money but I'm still stuck with this fucking morality bullshit from Postal 3."

Poker night 3 but it's cute anime girls from different franchises.

>Akko from Little Witch Academia
>Any Senran
>Mio from Nichijou
>Aigis from Persona 3
>Froppy from My hero academia

It doesn't matter who's in it honestly but I think it'd be pretty good and fun

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aged like milk

Poor Raziel, he can never catch a break.

Master Shake would assume Homestar has psychic powers like Frylock and instinctively hate him for it