You are at a party and this guy makes a joke with the punchline being that you are a virgin in front of all of your...

You are at a party and this guy makes a joke with the punchline being that you are a virgin in front of all of your friends. You keep your cool and try not to react in a way that will reveal it is true but you know you need a comeback, an epic one liner that will both shut him down and win the confidence of your friends in your sexual prowess. What is the comeback Yea Forums?

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Konami was right.
My friends know I'm a virgin anyways.

Hey, I've had sex!

I prove im not a virgin by bending him over and fucking his ass. By doing this I also assert my dominance, proving im 100% not gay stop saying im gay

STANDING

ON THE EEEEDGE

BROTHER!

OF THE CRATER

My odds of having sex are the sames as your being a good writer.

HERE

I REALIZE

"that's not what your mom said last night"

I swear to god, Kohima seems like one of those people thats looks chilled and layed back online but if you meet him irl he's a huge asshole.
I guess all will be revealed when Death Stranding flops big time

Shit I meant Kojumbo

Guy created a game studio out of thin air when he lost his job, I'd say he's probably really charismatic. Unless he's proficient at pseud speak and just hypnotizes retards that can't tell he's full of it, which isn't much different that being raw charismatic I guess.

>I swear to god, Kohima seems like one of those people thats looks chilled and layed back online but if you meet him irl he's a huge asshole.
I mean, because it's true.
He's a complete sociopath that uses people and discards them.
Essentially he's based as fuck and Yea Forums is a bunch of beta losers seething about his success.

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He got a big nose for a chink, maybe he's the jew of Japan.

And he should quit doing this justin bieber haircut at his age... Or maybe he want to hide his enormous forehead.

No that's a nigga nose, he's the nigga of Japan

>A 50 something nip who doesnt have kids tells you you are a virgin

Oh teh ironing

>A 50 something nip who doesnt have kids
?
He's married and has a kid, dude.

He does have a kid, thats why he made portable ops. Kid says its lame.

He also made PW because his kid fucking loved Monster Hunter (thus why the structure is like that and the MH crossover).
I think the kid liked that one a little more but still couldn't really get into it.

I'm sure you know what it's like being a virgin.

I love PW cus it added motherbase mechanics which I have now fallen in love with

Hah, don't we all?

>everyone gets mad

Yeah, well Solid Snake is a clone, so his emotions aren't real.

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I don't have friends though
just my girlfriend

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

find out who his girl is befriend her and slowly get close to her and fuck her

this is retarded. Snake's entire arc is that he is a real human with his own memes. Has he played his own fucking games?

So stupid because Solid Snake shows a variety of emotions and is easily the most sympathetic character after MGS4

i bet 5 bucks kojima didn't write mgs 1 and 2

That's nice that you have your girlfriend.

>What is the comeback Yea Forums?
Y-your c-critically acclaimed, m-multi m-million grossing games are b-bad. DS is a w-w-w-walking sim

>being a virgin is something bad
?

kojima haters can suck dicks

You are on a tv show in a foreign country and this girl makes a joke with the punchline being that you are completely unfuckable and pathetic in front of the entire country of France. You keep your cool and try not to react in a way that will reveal it is true but you know you need a comeback, an epic one liner that will both shut her down and win the confidence of France in your sexual prowess. What is the comeback Yea Forums?

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DIET COKE

Virginity?

*AHEM*
FUCK KOJIMBO AND FUCK WESTERN NIGGERS
*dabs along the rest of my actually cool friends*