You are at a party and this guy makes a joke with the punchline being that you are a virgin in front of all of your...

You are at a party and this guy makes a joke with the punchline being that you are a virgin in front of all of your friends. You keep your cool and try not to react in a way that will reveal it is true but you know you need a comeback, an epic one liner that will both shut him down and win the confidence of your friends in your sexual prowess. What is the comeback Yea Forums?

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Konami was right.
My friends know I'm a virgin anyways.

Hey, I've had sex!

I prove im not a virgin by bending him over and fucking his ass. By doing this I also assert my dominance, proving im 100% not gay stop saying im gay

STANDING

ON THE EEEEDGE

BROTHER!

OF THE CRATER

My odds of having sex are the sames as your being a good writer.

HERE