You are at a party and this guy makes a joke with the punchline being that you are a virgin in front of all of your friends. You keep your cool and try not to react in a way that will reveal it is true but you know you need a comeback, an epic one liner that will both shut him down and win the confidence of your friends in your sexual prowess. What is the comeback Yea Forums?
You are at a party and this guy makes a joke with the punchline being that you are a virgin in front of all of your...
Anthony Brown
Oliver White
Konami was right.
My friends know I'm a virgin anyways.
Carson Rogers
Hey, I've had sex!
Xavier Bailey
I prove im not a virgin by bending him over and fucking his ass. By doing this I also assert my dominance, proving im 100% not gay stop saying im gay
Robert Roberts
STANDING
Isaac Cooper
ON THE EEEEDGE
Hudson Cox
BROTHER!
Gavin Wood
OF THE CRATER
Jonathan Walker
My odds of having sex are the sames as your being a good writer.
Dylan Morales
HERE