I brought a Switch a month ago because you fags kept telling me to but the library is fucking terrible: BotW and...

I brought a Switch a month ago because you fags kept telling me to but the library is fucking terrible: BotW and Odyssey are on PC, Fire Emblem's a uninteresting visual novel with a worse version of XCOM's gameplay tacked on and Xenoblade 2's combat is as engaging as an MMO. Only Astral Chain was decent fun to play but it's full of tedious side quests. So I'd like to ask, why the fuck do any of you defend this platform?

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Good thread.

Is Switch emulation seriously at the point where Odyssey is fully playable? Or are you just shitposting. I mean you're obviously shitposting but I'm just wondering about that part

So anyone want to see my puckered asshole?

You fell for the meme, moron, never trust Yea Forums

why did you buy a switch if you can emulate it? retard

how clean is it

It's perfectly playable using the Yuzu emulator.

no it isnt

>being so braindead you buy a 300$ console because some fat retards on the internet told you to do so without taking a look at the games available for it
I'll ask this seriously, are you autistic?

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