Can we have a Death Stranding thread without the words Hack, Walking, Simulator?

Literally a movie game in every sense but it somehow gets a pass because ???

It looks like a wack salking wimulator

Because its going to be a game not a movie?

i dont know any of the actors because im not a fucking loser so it wont be immersion breaking for me haha

Not knowing actors actually makes you a loser

dont worry I wont say it
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

>no u!!
thats just pathetic

You are pathetic l!

From what we've seen so far, that seems to be what most of the game is like, though. There is gonna be combat but I don't think there's gonna be a lot of it.

yikes