Can we have a Death Stranding thread without the words Hack, Walking, Simulator?

Literally a movie game in every sense but it somehow gets a pass because ???

It looks like a wack salking wimulator

Because its going to be a game not a movie?

i dont know any of the actors because im not a fucking loser so it wont be immersion breaking for me haha

Not knowing actors actually makes you a loser

dont worry I wont say it
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

>no u!!
thats just pathetic

You are pathetic l!

From what we've seen so far, that seems to be what most of the game is like, though. There is gonna be combat but I don't think there's gonna be a lot of it.

yikes

I will buy it day 1 and enjoy it and you stay here in this cesspool of shit website and keep on shitposting on people far more successful than you in your room that you didn't leave for 1 week :).

There's not exactly much to talk about. Everyone's hyped, but literally all the footage since its reveal is just walking. How many trailers are we expecting before launch? Will there be any additional one aside from the obvious launch trailer?

>yikes

Grow a dick faggot

tranny stop thinking about switching genders

>no you

Faggot

that wasn't a no u you retarded nigger

Should I play MGS5 before getting this? Or will I be able to understand the plot without.

What the fuck does that even mean? Are you some third world monkey who can't afford a TV or something?

No its connected to mgsv you have to play mgsv first to understand the story

you sound like a third world monkey who cant understand english
reread buddy

I hope that I can HACK down a tree and make a campfire to break up the pacing between all the WALKING in this "By Hideos Kojumbo" SIMULATOR
unironically

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You type like phoneposting cancer. Great, another thread ruined.

Fucking kids thats why we cant have a nice death stranding thread, kys all of you

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>show literally nothing about the game other than walking and fucking pissing
>BASED Kojimbo does it again, bros!
>STOP CALLING IT A WALKING SIMULATOR, ITS SO DEEP AND AND KOJIMBO NEVER FAILS

epic meme, fellow 4channer oldfag
reread buddy

Sorry, I'd just like some explanation on where Darryl's crossbow went.

Plus I dread having to hear the words "Previously on AMC's" when the second episode comes out next year...

Based

>so many cameos.
we literally only have dorito pope so far
Yea Forums is pure cancer

What is there to even talk about? The game is not out yet.

>lea seydoux(qt)
>madds
>dorito pope
>other people Im forgetting

lea isnt a cameo, shes a main char
mads is a main char
yes dorito pope is a cameo, thanks for repeating my own point
>le other things bro!
wow haha good job
today i learned that stars are actually cameos XDDDD edit thanks for the gold!!!!

>Norman Reedus
>Mads Mikkelsen
>Léa Seydoux
>Margaret Qualley
>Lindsay Wagner
>Geoff Keighley
>Guillermo del Toro
>Nicolas Winding Refn

And that's just the ones we know so far

>norman fucking reedus
>the actual fucking player char
you literally don't know what a cameo is
case in point.

Okay. Then let me start

Fraud.
Not a new genre.
I hope your scam fails and you can't afford celebrity vacations while you take credit of the work of 300+ people.

There's some indication that Conan o'Brian is gonna have a cameo like Keighley. Or at the very least the fact that he visited Kojima's studio but claimed he's contractually not allowed to report on it would imply as much. Also, maybe Sam Lake from Remedy. Kojima did have a voice cameo in Control and chances are he returned the favour.

>he misunderstands the word cameo

How embarrassing.

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So what's the hype situation for this game in Japan? I notice a surprising lack of Mama porn after the big "milkies" reveal, are they just not interested in a new franchise or what?

Norman's mocap and voice is absolutely unnecessary like the rest of these mocaps. Kojima could have used anyone but no he chose his Hollywood clique

doesnt make it a cameo buddy
who fucking cares anyway

Stop samefagging you piece of shit

>who fucking cares anyway

I just fucking said at the beginning of the thread that all of these cameos are going to mess with your immersion holy fuck what is wrong with you attention span get off your phone!

kill yourself actual fucking underage garbage

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they aren't cameos
i dont know these people so it wont be immersion breaking
anything else samefag?

Just stop man this is embarrassing

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No one cares about the minutiae of the classification of the importance of the actor appearances, if anything it makes the issue worse for people like me who get taken out of a game when it's time to guess the famous actor man

i guess if you're ok with being a retard, then yeah, what you said is true

>Death Stranding
genre: stroll

If someone's problem is the inclusion of famous actors in a way that calls attention to details outside of the game how is it a valid argument to say it's not an issue because he used the word "cameo" incorrectly?

because that's not what the word cameo means?

Ok he got the definition of a word oh so slightly wrong, it means a short character appearance not a major character, how is that better that now the main characters are all "look here famous actor look here! played by Hollywood actor man woooo"

either admit you're retarded or knowingly misusing a word to gaslight, scumfuck
i dont care which

The gameplay demo felt off, especially the dialogue where the hologram constantly talks about how much he likes Sam, it was really awkward

Mads Mikkelsen is the only really big actor in the game and even he's mostly known for a television role. Reedus is a TV actor, Seydoux is mostly known for her role in a French independent movie, Qualley has had a small role in the new Tarantino movie but she's hardly a household name and Refn and Del Toro are directors rather than actors.

Pedants like you make me sick, waiting all day on image boards with a dictionary waiting for someone to use a word slightly off key from the dictionary definition

Part of the marketing was Kojima talking about potential actor/celebrity. what-have-you appearances, not a big deal for some but to me it just calls attention to details outside the game. I was more arguing with the pedant for thinking that slight misuse or misunderstanding of a word made you a drooling simpleton or a liar

samefags like you sicken me
everything you say is retarded
im sorry your brain is so bad you cant immerse yourself

Is Hideo or Kojima in charge of the game?

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Buying PS4 Pro for this, Bloodborne will be a nice bonus too

See this everyone (YouTube):

watchkin.com/9b1f1adc49#ID:791ef6g9a942

It proves Kojima is not a hack and totally BTFO's Konami.

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Both.

Eat a dick Kojima

>the konami leadership fears this
The absolute state of the company.

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Both, that's why we only see 1 of them at gaming events because the other one is always working on the game

The cat's out of the bag. You can't put the genie back in the bottle :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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Is it possible the stillmother that Deadman was talking about is Lisa?

The house itself in PT, with the repetitive hallways filled with terror, which the protagonist escapes from, is Konami.

My interest dissapeared when it turned out it's an open world meme. Kojima is the best when he makes games in tight spaces with good pace between cutscenes and gameplay. Like MGS and MGS2 is peak Kojima because you have these tight well designed spaces. 3 is good too because it's a series of small good areas. But 5 sucks because of how big and empty it was. Ground Zeroes was one of best MGS(even if short) because it sticked to the good formula.

MGS5 was a development mess, we still haven't seen what Kojima can do with an open world and who knows how the game will play in the end

The postman samurai sleeps

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Do you think there will be hacks for this walking simulator or is Kojima too much of a has been to warrant any?

Kojima hasn't released a good game in like 15 years

It's a sim where you stretch your legs made by a overrated dev where you pee on stuff.

This game is an important turning point for him, it's a fresh idea, he's not limited by any pre-estabilished rules, nobody is telling him what to do, he can be as creative as he wants, I think there's a good chance the game will be outstanding but we'll see in a couple of months

Can't wait for this game to come out and enjoy it for what everyone can't accept it is: a walking simulator.
I just want to walk across UCA and trip and fall and whatever the fuck kojima put in.
I wish they'd fix the facial animation though, very stiff.

lel he used his budget to make a movie and given his previous record for storytelling its guaranteed it will be dogshit

it's time to realize Kojima is really only good at pacman set in 80s action movies

Kojima is a fucking walking simulator

>lel he used his budget to make a movie
Source?
>and given his previous record for storytelling its guaranteed it will be dogshit
I enjoyed the storytelling in most of the MGS games
>it's time to realize Kojima is really only good at pacman set in 80s action movies
We should wait until Death Stranding releases before we jump to dumb conclusions

>Deadman where are you?

Lmao these shitty name might have worked in metal gear settings but here it feels weird with real actors and shit.

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Will we explore Bridges?

Dumb character names add soul

>HOLY FUCK why isnt he called John Johnson or Jack Jackson so i can remember them!
amerimutt

Yea Forumsfucking seethe, Kojima just watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and mama is in it btw :)

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Walking Hack Simulator

This game is gonna be maximum comfy. Climb mountains, avoid spooky ghosts, visit Mads in hell and piss with other anons on mushrooms, I honestly can't wait.

Kojima just revealed that the very first trailer is actually a scene in the game and not some concept trailer.

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pretty much confirms (for me) that what was shown is 'just' the first half of the game. you are naked on a beach during this cutscene, why not outfit yourself with the Ludens suit

This, only retards will hate the game.

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>visit Mads in hell
best part of the game

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could be a different scenes who knows.

Ah, "comfy". The crutch of the retard who can barely operate a keyboard. I can see how this game would appeal to such a person.

I just like how that this game feels like the spiritual successor to MGSV, the are a lot of shit similar to it like the concept of involving the player in the story (venom), gameplay elements that require the players to work together...etc.

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this post is not comfy, it ruins this comfy thread.

>I just like how that this game feels like the spiritual successor to every single game kojimmy ever done
ftfy. thats fine tho

Makes me wish he wasn’t locked away from his team for the last 8 months of dev time. Doesn’t sound like much but those 8 months can have huge strides in content implementation.

The leaked Briefing trailer is the introduction scene telling the player the set up and plot.
This takes place after the Release Date trailer as he is talking to the old lady president right before she dies and young Amelie starts the Briefing trailer. Also the dialog about Homo Demens is the same in both.
The Fragile trailer takes place even before the Release Date cause Sam has no baby there and his picture gets timefalled and we see the ruined picture in the Release Date trailer.

Roughly half of what we've seen is before the main game even starts. At the end of the Briefing Trailer Sam even says no, so I suspect he goes off and the trailer where Higgs attacks him with the other dudes happens (Sam has no baby and it gets tossed to him) then the giant voids out sending Sam to the original Reveal trailer and that's when Sam decides to join Bridges and start the main game.

Later on in the main game he meets Heartman and Mama and Deadman explains BB and those trailers are all in early game.

Then that building collapse happens on Mama and she is trapped. Sam saves her and carries her for hospital aid when Higgs shows up and summons the lion at some later point in the game.

>every single game kojimmy ever done

no, unless your MGS1-3 had online functions we didnt know about

It matches exactly the same to the first trailer.

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Am just glad kojima is over the shaky camera, that was some amateur shit, not every goddamn scene not be like that.

>online functions
what does Yea Forums think it would be?
in my mind it will go like this: you are 'connected' or rather draw a connection to other players. those players will affect your game in form of pissed out mushrooms, dropped Items/backpacks to secure and get pay/EXP.
whenever a player you are 'connected' to dies from a voidout it will leave a crater in your map. i highly doubt that you have direct access to other player games or invade them/fight them in any form. but it would be pretty cool when you could do that in Hades.

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>MGS5 was a development mess
That's because he was still with Konami and they wanted they game released in an unfinished state. Now he's free, with nobody forcing him to release unfinished and broken games.

I just appreciate Kojima for still making a game and not a glorified shopfront. The more people we have actively fighting against the GaaS shit the better.

That's interesting. I guess t's going to be set after a mandatory death, then? After all, Sam wakes up on the beach in that one.

In the second part of the game after the big twist you start fucking around with other players and your goal is to keep them from delivering the cargo.

would be KINO af.

New Death Stranding gameplay:
youtu.be/qVxnjcAamPo

So now non-lethal makes sense, since you can pee on your enemies when you KO’d them.

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so do we call this game Piss Walker now

>still no gameplay

Actually the trailer with the car crash might also be before the Briefing trailer and how he gets their attention and he changes his mind for some other reason. Either way it is before he joins BRIDGES and the main game starts.

go play with your butt.

just wait for tgs bro :) kojima is such a racist motherfucker

Does anyone have a link to the leaked gamescom trailer? The video was taken down.

...

Yeah because who want to show gameplay debut to white trash and their cringe events :)

I've been trying to find it, but I haven't been successful so far. I could give you a quick summary of it, if you'd like.

I know the summary. I'll keep looking around though.

>'covering the world in cable didn't bring end to war and suffering'
>all animals attached to cable are dead
really makes you think

Thanks user now I know what is death stranding

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>it's a game because there's a button to make the main character pee
You could have done that with a fucking DVD menu, you know?

now go back to fapping to little girls and forget about it the next day

can you control a character in a movie? can you punch people in a movie? can you shoot people in a movie? can you drive a bike in a movie?

kys.

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You can do that in one of those choose your own adventure youtube video series.

A Bridge Baby huh

I’m gonna fap to kojima sama

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I'm sure he will be happy to hear that

Go to bed, Geoff.

>choosing asian retard over blondie bottom mads

like what are you?

Imagine he saying “did u rike it” in your ears at the end

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I can't see BTs, only sense 'em

Sounds like fun? Of Course it does

Based Troy

'..thats why we came prepared'
call me crazy but it sounds abit like Kiefer.
who actually said it? i only heard that voice one time and can't figure out who said it to Sam, its definitely not Diehardman, Del Taco got a shitty ass accent thanks to Corsi, Baker voices himself while Heartman is voice by some twink (which is quite fitting).

>i dont know any of the actors
None of the cameos are actors, they're directors or meme celebs. Kojimbo 3D scanned their bodies but he can't use their voices since they are neither actors nor part of the union.

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>Kojimbo 3D scanned their bodies but he can't use their voices since they are neither actors nor part of the union.
is that a thing? Control used Kojimbo's voice just fine

Hack Kojima pretentious Hollywood friends walking simulator

I forgot what the rules are, I think it depends on the number of lines. Del Taco gave his physical appearance but Kojimbo got a voice actor to do slight impression of the director.
I have not played Control so I don't know the amount of lined that he had in his cameo.
>is that a thing?
Oh yeah, the unions don't joke about that. That said, not all actors are part of those guilds.

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Boring

no one knows i guess.

Metal Gear Solid: Piss Walker

>Walking Gear Gold: Liquid Simulator

DONT STOP

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oh you want to have a circle jerk and make memes and shit? epic.

legit kill yourself you cringe posting fagbag

>Can't talk about something that hasn't released yet
k

BELIEV-

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Is there actually anything to even talk about? I've never seen a game show so much, but still show literally nothing ever before.