I feel like being a paladin guys gimme those games.
I feel like being a paladin guys gimme those games
I used to be a paladin until I got seduced by a big titty witch and now i'm just a shitty fighter with no powers
DeS
Me on the right minus that cool helm. I wish I had a cool helm with horns
What a wholesome piece. Well played OP.
Inquisitor
Dragon's Dogma mystic knight is the most fun 'paladin' class I've ever played. It's the only class that can use blunt weapons and tower shields, which is based. The magic is good for both aggression and playing defensively, but will tank your framerate. You should try it.
Corruption of Champions
>It's the only class that can use blunt weapons
Warrior uses hammers and shit.
I'm reminded of the /tg/ story where a paladin and a catgirl got drunk, and the catgirl overpowered the paladin and dragged him to bed
Then their party members did some comically stupid shit just so they would have an excuse to burst in, and then they just noped out
Oh right, I forgot Warrior existed.
source me friend
man I saw it years ago in a best of thread, lemmy see if I got it saved
Not op but I tried being a "paladin" and failed spectacularly since I couldnt walk 5 steps without falling into pussy, and dicks sometimes, turns out avoiding sex in a sex game is really boring.
what's a game that can give me this feel?
You're comics suck nigger, go spam them in the draw thread where maybe some thirsty jizzbrains might shoot you some patreon bux.
You just don't have the fortitude to be a righteous Paladin. Stop giving into worldly desires and strike down evil.
That depends you want this specific feel or the entire golden age arc feel
Yakuza 0, and Kiwami too for the full Berserk experience
Dark Souls with a co op buddy
Okay maybe not the Full Berserk experience but you know what I mean.
>yakuza 0
why? never played a yakuza game before
Dragon's Dogma but you immediately throw Rook off a cliff and pretend he raped you so he deserved it, then you only adventure with your main pawn for the rest of the game
Not him, but its a good parallel for the relationship feel between guts and grifith.
Yakuza 0 is a prequel and Kiwami is a remake of 1, both exceptional.
in regards to that Berserk image, because the relationship with a dude called Nishiki and Kiryu (the protagonist) is comparable to the camaraderie, loyalty and love that Guts and Griffith have during the nice parts of the Golden Age arc, it even has a part where Kyriu tries to leave and Nishiki does his best to stop him.
In regards to gameplay, it just a really good 3d beat em up, comparing it again to Berserk, Kiryu is to yakuzas, drunkards, thugs and assasins what Guts is to bandits, soldiers and pretty much any human that tries to fight him.
Man, now I want a Yakuza styled Berserk game.
Sounds like a shitty "I roll to seduce" theater kids version of D&D
Fire Emblem 3H: Blue Lion Route
is this the baalbuddy thread?
Fuck Griffith and fuck all Griffith fags. This post was made by Guts Gang
Speaking of Berserk, didn't the manga updated a few days ago?
Yes. A good chapter too.
Not too late to try your hand at bard. You're not a CHRlet, right user?
Paladins cast from CHR, there'd be no reason to dump CHR unless you're trying to be a Cleric or Druid.
>Paladins cast from CHR
Where? In D&D? Shouldn't it be Faith?
That's pretty fucking retarded.
Faith is for Clerics. Paladins are about oaths, which aren't necessarily to gods or religious figures, and swearing an oath means you must be charismatic.
user pls. I also remember the tale but don't have the screencap anymore.
>Faith is for Clerics
makesa lot of sense
>swearing an oath means you must be charismatic
makes zero sense
You can have faith on anything, not only god or other religious stuff. Faith just means "pure belief or trust". It still should be faith that determined their resolve to their cause.
FF14 Paladin is pretty valiant and chivalrous
>gains block charges every so often
>use them to block damage to yourself, make one ally take less damage or Cover an ally, taking all damage for them
>that glorious feeling when a fight's gone to shit, you Cover the healer so they dont die to the next attack while they Limit Break and revive the entire party
Bonus point is it's an mmo so your virginity is well protected
play bretonnia in total war warhammer
What, this one? It's pretty silly.
Why even play a paladin?
Everything ive heard makes clerics sound way better.
Sky Rapture is a pretty cool way to Smite.
Stop fucking saying Faith, it's WIS and be fucking grateful PLD no longer needs WIS to cast. 3.5 PLD suck cock with that stat spread.
All the mystic knight moves are dope. Sky Rapture, magic parrying, all those fucking sigils. I played MK on my first playthrough and trying any other vocation is boring to me now.
this faggotry is yet another piece of proof that 4chin died in 2010
based baalbuddy poster
Any games with handsome gay paladins?
Motherfucking Diablo II.
Smite enemies with your holy flames, convert enemies into allies and bash faces with shields - it has it all.
>when you perfect block into a holy canon just right
I like these. Please post moar.
>if god had wanted you to live, he would not have created me.
These are great
>paladin who goes around fucking things
>cast lightning trance
>cast ruinous sigil
>cast magic cannon on top of sigil
>cyclops walks right into
>mfw i just sit back and the fucker drops immediately
You should've seduced her into being good, proposed, and then waited until after your marriage before having sex
Based
Why is knights of pure justice resisting degenerate wenches so hot
knights of pure justice uncorrupting degenerate witches with the power of marriage and cock is a lot hotter
LOL
Yeah, I'm thinking he's based
>porn blog
Source?
We never again got a maul as aesthetic as Bramd. Morne's is too tacky, and Grant is too simple. Chime hammer is Dark, therefore heretical.
>being THIS new
Fuck paladins. I can't talk about the undead without everyone immediately claiming to want to smite them. Why is it that the only holy quest paladins have is smite evil? Aren't there other holy quests, like pilgrimages or some shit? What makes the undead evil or corrupt for that matter?
sauce?
>uncorrupting
A, a patrician choice fellow knight
>pound you flat against a rock until you burst
>slimegirls
nice
>What makes the undead evil or corrupt for that matter?
clerics go on sissy pilgrimages
paladins tour the world and crash undead parties
Morrowind
Does anybody have the lawful evil one?
>how do we fix the horror genre?
TURN AROUND MAN SHE'S COMING TO GET YOU
>it's the old paladins are only warriors of good meme
Imagine having to use multiple skills to drop a cyclops
Aren't they?
I'm not retardededly strong enough to be a viable Warrior, but people who actually play with just 3 skills have my respect.
ORC!
LOOK OUT!
Guts gang and Rickert gang are the best of allies
Paladins are just dudes who got blessed by a god to be buff as shit and get a few of their spells
Doesn't say anything about the god having to be good
Does the artist have a website? I don't want to go through twitter for pics.
A D M O R T E M
Perfection
none that I know of, sadly. He had a tumblr with a great tagging system but after the NSFW ban, he was booted off and only uses Twitter and Pixiv (barely updated)
Behind you, boomer orc!
could you link the pixiv? Maybe they will update it... maybe
you can cheat engine a second weapon onto warrior which gives you 6 skills but that weapon can't be another warrior weapon
I find adding a shortbow is fun and not too OP
The undead are not necessarily evil. Why would a zombie or skeleton want to kill others? That would be because the soul or spirit occupying it is evil, not the undead itself. If you want to purge evil, purge evil LIVING people so that they don't turn into evil undead. Undead are a scapegoat for a shitty society. Now if you excuse, I need to polish my bones.
Whoever drew those/these deserves a salary and a monument.
pixiv.net
and a patreon too, which is updated. but its still
>patreon
patreon.com
Thanks user
that which is born of evil magic cannot help but be evil, usually. in most media zombies and reanimated skeletons are made through dark magic.
>paladins
>don't have to be good
Kill yourself a thousand times.
unless you took a vow of chastity or renounced your vows you shouldnt have fallen . also just be paladin of devorah literally fuck people to heal them
What's this artist's name?
>he doesn't know about Conquest/Oathbreaker Paladins
Way to out yourself as a retard.
...
Are there pics of that black-haired guy fucking the blonde girl?
you have no soul user
yes exactly this, thanks
>the class that's immune to disease and has an ability called lay on hands can't have sex
Ding dong you are wrong. Now come let me smite you until I let loose my holy water
>has an ID for their patreon so I can't find them on YP
fugg :'-D
Thank you
What's YP? I don't know shit about Patreon
yiff.party
we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of our comrade
godspeed boomer orc, you magnificent bastard
Don't spoonfeed retards who can't read the thread
They can only have sex if they rescue a princess and marry her, user.
youtu.be
I was morbidly curious and was expecting furry shit, but this actually looks useful for poorfags and pirates like me. So the artist here has an ID meaning you can't use YP on him?
I prefer depictions where the undead arise from unfinished business. I like the implication that willpower can be stronger than life itself. Does dark magic take evil souls on purpose? What if a good one gets binded on accident? Does it still have a willpower of its own? And if so, would it be okay for it to commit suicide?
>the top comment
>So the artist here has an ID meaning you can't use YP on him?
afaik yeah
god i wish that was me
be a Blackguard.
As a paladin, I can say our persecution of the undead is unwarranted and unnecessary. The undead are pretty cool guys.
I guess it depends on the specific ruleset of the undead in the universe of the game/book/wha-have-you. I just know that western fantasy zombies are almost always without their original souls, and are instead controlled by a demon force (think like the Doom games, except fantasy) and skeletons largely get the same deal.
Thank you, top smug
Baldur's Gate 1 & 2 is probably one of the best experiences you can have as a Paladin. Without spoiling too much, the specific choice of class adds a very interesting duality to your character.
Sir, restrain your inner skeleton or I'll have you pilloried like a common knave.
What a cancerous story
You're looking kinda thin for a paladin
Pretty much describing the DnD revenant subrace to a T.
Sometimes I like going solo as a mystic knight in the Dark Arisen dungeon without taking any shortcuts and just killing everything in my way to slay daimon/satan. Throw in some crusadin' music and you basically become invincible. Huge demon dogs, drakes, and death himself get melted with your holy cannon and might.
>horny paladin girl
This one is unironically the best.
Being a paladin doesn't NECESSARY mean you have to be a pure, chaste virgin. It all depends on the god/ supernatural force that you serve. You could, theoretically, be a paladin of the cock, which as we all know is the most powerful force in fiction. It also gives you the strongest Lay On Hands imaginable.
mega.nz
All the artists pics
You're thinking of clerics
I want a masochistic tank GF
giwtwm
>paladin of cock
>paladin who has taken the oath of cocks
>his righteous belief in cock
>powered by cock
m8 you gay
Pardon me, but this was quite the boring read. And I do indulge in D&D greentexts and such.
And if we're talking about DnD I don't know of any god that requires being a volcel anyway
Paladins work the same way. Although I think their god has to always be good?
God I wish I was me
dude...
Based
Darkness please.
If we're talking DnD, then yes. Paladins have to be lawful good or they get shafted. You're right on them not having to be celibate.
you can have any profession you want to fend off the elf thot menace
they are well prepared, but you have some time to prepare as well
You get 1 party member to fight them off
What is you AND your partner's
>race
>profession
>build type
>combat style
Name of artist? These are based
Paladins seem to be a very interesting role, but also the one that many times get done poorly. I mean you're supposed to be this holy man of God, you're not just supposed to tell others that their paths will have a cruel end but also stay vigilant on your own path. I like the balance of spreading the word and abstaining from worldly activities so you stand stronger as a role model and your words have more weight.
Also they get the better armor.
>have to be lawful good
>not having to be celibate
Pick one and only one.
LG just means you marry first.
AFAIK none of the gods demand you to be celibate and, unless the DM is being a retard, there wouldn't be any laws preventing you to get some. At most, you're bound by your Code of Conduct to act with honour etc.
How do you expect me to be fruitful and multiply? Shake hands with a slime girl and reproduce that way? It's the bald headed mountain boys who do nothing but swing their bamboo sticks and stink the place of incense that are celibate.
Garl was a failure as a paladin, becoming a renegade murderer on his literal first mission and killing all the leaders of the Valley of Defilement before creating a murderous death cult out of the remaining denizens. He wasn't even cared about -- Astraea had him sit under a pile of corpses in the plague-ridden water of the swamp for no reason, and not a single cultist cares if he dies. Astraea was sitting on a pile of golden coins and cups too, so she was materialist and bitter that she'd be exposed as a fraud if she tried the normal pilgrimage.
What game lets you be a paladin where you don't have to control multiple party members, but you get to tank and heal for them? Outside of MMOs, I can't think of any.
That's how chaos gets to you user, you must abandon your need for horns.
xD
Are you... Is that...
... Rattling?
skellyniggers get out of my realm
>5e casual
>doesnt know what a paladin of slaughter is
You're both failures kill yourselves
Well his first mission was in the Brazil/Haiti level of Souls games, almost can't blame him. Kinda unrelated but did anyone else feel itchy in that world with the constant flies buzzing and what not?
>The EverCHADsen
>Gets krumped by da greenest gitz so hard a new timeline was formed
No paladins dont work the same way as clerics. Clerics are like warrior priests or clergymen who have dedicated their lives to the religion. Paladins are the "every man" who embodies the virtues of the God that choose them as his/ her champion. They are worse clerics mechanically.
wow that was boring
> atheism
Boy we need to fix that
You're implying that having sex is morally wrong?
"Paladins" tend not to have devil horn armor, user.
That catbitch deserves death
Trannies wished they could look like the elf.
Hot this'll be my next character
Boys I sense there is a traitor amongst us. Worry not for I have set up a divine protection to see who it may be.
Oh no?!
you are actually obsessed, no one brought up trannies before you did
AMEN
AMEN
AMEN
Oops, found one.
AMEN
Not at all Mr. Paladin, we're just having a HOLY party... A-Amen?
Amen.
AMEN.
no way faggot, bye cheesus
fug off :D
Praise YHVH
amen
AMEN
AMEN
No, he's right. Don't be the guy who makes everything about trannies. It's bad enough they do.
AMEN
AMEN
AMEN
*AHEM*
FUCK PALADINS
I hate these memes, i used to enjoy playing Crusaders/Holy Knights but all the faggots memeing DEUS VULT and goblin slayer have just made it look fucking gay by association. Don't trust someone who rolls a Paladin they probably have greek statue avatar on twitter
I met a night elf girl, actual girl, in a WoW private server once. She did the exact same thing all the time.
amen
SOMEBODY FUCKING SAVE HIM
I know your pain. Deus Vult fags are the absolute worst.
AMEN
AMEN motha fucka
Leave that poor Orc alone. He just wanted a quiet day of fishing
SMT
I will buy that game!
Corruption of Champions with othercocanon's mod. You can find it on /dgg/ on /d/
A M E N
M
E
N
NOOOOO BOOMER ORC
Did someone say paladin
Embrace your broken oath and live a good and wholesome life bearing your sins with dignity no Paladin can muster. Bear the burdens of a despoiled life without the armour of your faith yet keep it! Till the fields, plough your big titty wife! Live a blessed life without being blessed.Die surrounded by your adorable children raised right without the whispers of your god helping, like the priest who wonders why everyone else struggles to be pious while he lives on the tithes of his fellow men and in assurance that his place in heaven is secure! Live a good and honest life in a way no god could object to without his or her benediction, be the altruist working good deeds that will never be lauded, or remembered, only appreciated by those who live in the dark with you, and whose words are so soft their thanks can only be heard by you, but will mean more than the booming command issued from the heights of the firmament.
NOOOOO
Amen
Emperor bless
All the good hero girls want to get blacked anyway.
culters are cool but they're more like magic knight mercenaries, they don't seem to have any ideals whatsoever
what's the name of the artist, I wanna find all their stuff
if the next image isn't a milf orc coming to bully the thot elf for taking her husband i'm killing myself
AMEN
Keldorn.
AMEN
The lord shall prevail
Don't worry, I'll send help!
>Commission price is "pay-what-you-want."
>To protect from scammers, DO NOT send me money in advance. I will NEVER ask for money before I deliver a picture
>When I do deliver a commission, it will probably be without warning. If you do not have money to pay for it, don't worry, just pay me when you can.
Sounds like a cool dude.
There is a part of me that kinda enjoys the whole deus vult shenanigans, knights lifting weights, going only a holy quest, and etc. Though I can see how people can get overly obnoxious with it.
>Greek statue avatar
These niggas making idols of greek people has got to stop though.
That's it I'm grabbin me mallet.
AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY MEN
AH-MEN
Faith isn't a stat.
Wisdom is for clerics.
Thanks, i've seen their stuff for years on /tg/ but never bothered to ask for a source.
This thread has cycles
Best Orc
CHR casting comes from a kinda weird idea that charisma represents force of will/personality rather than just charm
He's always been a cool dude, yeah.
>Reject the premise of alignment almost entirely: Just don't be a cunt.
>Recognise the inherent flaw in attempting to finely control mortals through an omnipresent command/force leads to all this blackguard shit.
>Basically be a better Paladin than most Paladins could hope to dream.
I don't play dnd but isn't there a whole pantheon of gods?
Isn't a paladin just a gods favorite mortal pet?
Why can't you just be a paladin of a God with more lenient code of conduct?
Like a paladin of the god of war or soemething?
Average white girl.
Paladins cast from Wisdom. Their paladin powers are powered by Cha.
Paladins need a lot of stats to function well sadly for them.
this one was hot
You just don't understand it user...
AMEN
...just in case
What is he into then?
>not being a wizard
Baalbuddy
Probably barbarism, tribal dance and fighting prowess.
Lawbringers are actually psychopaths though.
>Those executions
shotas
AMEN
Amen
>elf office lady
why must my tastes be so niche
>OutsiderWebcomic.jpg
smooth jazz and cooking
We must understand the waves
amen to that
AMEN
1 big skelly, 5 mages, 7 warriors and 3 archers.
BB's comics feel like they were inspired by the Nice Orc comic Continuation Never Ever *sad face*
Gentle handholding with faithful orchish axemaidens
Amen
It's fine tho, orc bro's are cool
I really like all those thing, like the greasy ugly fucker who buys a slave only to make her pasta and just be a nice dude
Look at this pascal's wagerlet over here. Know what we do to clever dicks when they get to the afterlife they're just sort of hedging on?
ORC BRO NOOOOOOO
AMEN
>Can't metamagic at all
EMBARASSING HOLD MY PERSON, """"WIZARD"""
are there any games where you can become something holy and then be corrupted
Women want the penis so bad they will break all morality to have a fallacy on there mouth and genetic material drained in the organs,also they will prefer a expanded anus than a nice warm glass of common sense
reminds me of the dwarven porno plots on suptg
Pipe down an' eat yer haggis.
Hand-holding, adventure and dungeon-delving
dwarves are wholesome and should never have their wine drunked
Stop making waves.
Is her expression one of confusion or of disappointment?
>Ahn, Groknor, my hops are fermenting on their own!
Imagine this carved on the walls of some ancient and lauded fort that's stood for thousands of years.
This elf menace needs to be stopped
The closest i can think about is Dark Messiah.
...Damn, I want to fuck Xana.
Well Black General-San is pretty much the spiritual successor
Pure shock.
confusion and shock
Reminder.
I dont even know anymore
>476136842
>Not wanting to be a child of hell
>Not wanting to take full control of your life and live as you please
Religious cucks, not even once
that is going in the fucking book
>Literally Darkness
Unlike the others, I'd say there's at least 20% "Absolute disgust that such a phrase can even bet uttered, let alone believed" in there. Something in the eyes. Something familiar
Pretty funny.
do they get arrested?
Yes
I appreciate the orc's honesty but I would choose a flattie stuck up high elf any day over big-tiddied lust-crazed dark elves.
They aren't breaking any laws.
True Wizards don't power game
AMEN
Amen
FUCK LAWNIGGERS
I literally don't think I've ever seen something so disgustingly incorrect in my life.
As soon as he mentioned water, I thought of the Limmy skit about it.
AMEN
waa
puur waa
user spells are literally irl cheat codes
I personally like to think of LBs as the medieval concept of a Paladin, while Warden is our more modern interpretation of it.
Jackie Chan!
Technically Degrees of Lewdity is the best for what you're looking for. If you manage to keep your character a virgin up to a certain point, you literally turn into an angel... and then you can say fuck it and go be a whore somewhere...
>play a Paladin in D&D/Pathfinder
>DM tries a million fucking ways to make me fall by giving me stupid moral choices like defy this judge that's about to execute a bunch of school children, oh lookie you defied him, you're no longer lawful
>even though the judge is evil for trying to kill those kids and it's my job to remove him from power and put someone actually reasonable in place
I don't mind giving hard choices and if done right, it can be pretty engaging but a lot of DMs throw really arbitary ones at me and scold me for making the "wrong" choice even though a paladin only really falls if they do something outright ammoral on purpose, not if they were forced into a harsh decision.
F is a keeper
>Not wanting to fuck a crazed tomboyish dark elf
It`s like you hate having your dick broken by snu-snu
AMEN
AMEN
Lucifer is a bitch with daddy issues
AMEN
user why are you replying to your own comments?
don't stick your dick in crazy, man
AMEN
amen
lord have mercy on me, a sinner
Amen
I THINK GOD SUCKS
Marry F
Fuck C
Kill A
Hey, crazed tomboyish dark elves are good too! I just prefer pure, chaste lady elves who are secretly horny. Also flat is justice
You guys ever have those conversations with coworkers about which department is which class and what is considered buffs/debuffs/etc.? As autistic as it is, it does pass the time.
Isn't there one of these with a goblin sitting on the guy's lap
At least god doesnt got arround crossdressing
I do not reveal my power level so easily.
True wizards aren't Player Characters and should be relegated to being NPCs to maintain the aura of mystery, and the perception of possessing cosmic powers. The moment a PC can be a wizard, game balance goes out the window, the game fails to capture the feeling of manipulating esoteric forces to perform great feats, or both.
AMEN
AMEN
1 big skelly, 5 mages to heal him with calcium magic, and 10 archers
I work mostly alone, so sadly no
Never fail, v.
>Check your god's tenets
>Bend those tenets to justify any decision
You ARE playing a high CHA character user, so its not even powergaming.
I once played a rules lawyer paladin who was incredibly stressed out by having to charge into battle against demons every day so he relieved stress by being a gluttonous, sex addicted, hedonist but still maintained his holy powers by TECHNICALLY staying within the letter of the holy law by helping the weak as often as he was able, very much a "The book doesn't say I can't have a titjob for breakfast so fuck off"
He was fun.
AMEN
>Playing classic wow makes him want to play ffxi
Fucking based
What about playing a system about mages with no sense of right and wrong, like Mage the Awakening?
AMEN
>implying anyone actually discusses video games here
Disciples 2
AMEN
Which god allowed this? Asking for a friend
Amen
My favorite type of Paladins to play are ones that are fairly bitter and been through a lot, seen the worst of people but still attempt to do good and do the right thing in the end. They know they're not going to really change anything at large or that efforts will all be pointless but they still try. Knights in sour armor are one of my favorite types.
They just seem completely sociopathic or at least suffering an extensive dearth of empathy. Maybe it's their jobs as medieval cops. I know several LEO's who have become extremely jaded over their years of service because of the things and people they've dealt with.
>literally the guys who sit around and deadpan say "that isn't funny" while the rest of the gaming table is losing their shit.
>Lawful Good means following every law when its not related to your own moral code/god creed
Why are GMs so fucking stupid?
Original setting, the DM just used a "holy light" sort of thing but wrote up a bunch of tenants that followers were expected to abide by if they wanted to call upon its power. "Do good" was pretty easily stretched to "orgasm provider and economic motivator" by saying my cowardly yet still noble paladin had a huge dick and came from a wealthy family with money to burn.
fair enough.
>Security
Knights and sometimes paladins
>Bartenders
Chemists
>Cooks
Wizards
>Servers
Healsluts that take the Wiz's credit
>Guest Services
Bard
>HR
A poorly aligned and spec'd bard
>Slot Techs
Machinists/Engineers
Though we've come to the conclusion we're the NPCs because our dialogue is continuously the same with customers.
AMEN
AMEN
>Slot Techs
All right. Which casino do you work at?
No no no, let's toss aside PCs for a second because you've been sold a shitty shambles by some hedge bitch and your remedial understanding of what lies at the core of all "True wizards" must be corrected.
A wizard is a man (or woman if they bother to dress and eat well and don't cackle too much) is first and foremost a being that has refused to live and abide by menial means. While wizards in various worlds might have various end uses and results of this decision, for example some may reject the menial and pursue the higher mysteries to achieve something they could not otherwise, or simply because they can. Some on the other end may simply seek to obtain and use the esoteric because this understanding beyond mortal ken is the only thing that allows them to understand the sheer havoc and horror uncontrolled, ignorant magic use could wreak. Both of these are as much wizards, and as dedicated to seeking that fantastic, impossible, reality-defying power regardless of their actual use of it.
A wizard sees the world and refuses to accept his own flesh as the sole way to grasp the stalk and separate the chaff. They may all range from vile megalomaniacs bent on twisting reality to their plaything down to the truly wise who use magic as a gentle finger on the fulcrum of a scale, just slightly tipping events how they must be tipped. You are an absolute fool to think either has not or must not live a life in pursuit of ambition, sacrifice(1d4 hitdice) and determination to achieve their set goal. A wizard has no need for a humble life because by the very nature of grasping the arcane they cannot accept the reasoning of a peasant: to simply live within normal means.
AMEN
That's like half of all smutty RPGmaker games.
Do you have a single digit IQ or what?
AMEN
That sounds like a reasonable compromise, assuming of course the designers know their shit.
Part of my reasoning for it is mostly dependent on the early middle ages being all about "trial by ordeal" in order to determine guilt, and most of those laws prescribing death, maiming, or a gold price(if you're nobility) as forms of punishment.
AMEN
>I wonder who the traitor could be
A very tiny one in WA state
AMEN
Amen
That certainly part of it.
They didn't fuck around when you were caught doing naughty shit back then,
AMEN
AMEN
Fuck Paladins
forgot pic
Why would you use that one and not this one?
*AHEM*
Orc Genocide of 4053 T.E. ನುಡಿ/ಬರಹದಲ್ಲಿ ಬರೆದಿದ್ದನ್ನು Shendalfas Mass Elf Rape Incident ಯುನಿಕೋಡ್ ಕನ್ನಡಕ್ಕೆ ಬದಲಾಯಿಸಲು ಸಹಾಯ Adventurer Mind Control Potion ಮಾಡುವ ತಂತ್ರಾಂಶ ಇದು. ಎಡಗಡೆ Thorgrim Goblindoom Square Incident ಇರುವ ಜಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ ನುಡಿ/ಬರಹ ದಲ್ಲಿ ಬರೆದ ಪಠ್ಯವನ್ನು Empire involvement in Overthrow of King Ulilililia ಹಾಕಿ ನಂತರ ಕನ್ವರ್ಟ್ ಅಂತ ಇರುವ ಬಟನ್ ಒತ್ತಿ. ಪಕ್ಕದ ಜಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ Gnome Skinwalkers ಯುನಿಕೋಡ್ ಗೆ ಬದಲಾವಣೆಗೊಂಡು ಕಾಣಿಸುತ್ತದೆ, Underdark Autonomous Region ಅದನ್ನು ಕಾಪಿ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಂಡು ಫೈಲ್ ಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇವ್ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳಿ.
THE N-WORD
AMEN
AMEN
I will not fall for your tricks satan
AMEN
Nazareth?
AMEN
He wasn't jaded so much as overwhelmed. Paladins were new, demons were a problem and elf titties were his way to cope.
NO PEPISIMUS, THINK OF THE ADVERMANCERS!
>Adventurer Mind Control Potion
That sounds a little bit more like the west was doing. You should stop that, they might be listening.
I work at a very tiny one in IL.
I am amused that similar conversations happen to someone in a similar job.
Is your entire security staff a bunch of tabletop nerds too?
the N-word
Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. Both now and ever and unto the ages of ages. Amen.
AMEN
Because bad DMs like to find ways to screw over players and Paladins are seemingly a easy way to do so. Even though to actually fall, Paladins need to go out of their way to break their tenant. In fact there's a prestige class for Paladins (I think Clerics too) called the Grey Guard that allowed Paladins to do more loose moral methods while still serving their god. If they have to jump some demonic cultist in a seedy alley and shank the fucker, they will. One of the abilities even show their god approves of what they're doing even if they're being ruthless about it.
What the fuck is the Holy Spirit, shit is vague and pagan as fuck. Trinetarian bullshit.
>let's toss aside PCs
>lets just forget gameplay for a moment so we can focus on this rant about how awesome wizards are
>rping
Holyshit /tg/ chill out.
THEY ARE BALEFUL POLYMORPHING THE FROGS GAY
God didn't just die, he was murdered and we did it
>Thorgrim Goblindoom Square Incident
I think you mean the Portcullis of Elvenly Decency user. I'll have to dock you 1d6 reputation credit for this.
AMEN
Point was if its RP and I was playing a wizard at that point, and then you post that: The arguement just got sent to the shadow realm.
AMEN
>not combining the strength of a warrior with the power of an MK
Nah
Through the Dark Lord. Amen.
Crochet and woodworking
>Got wrecked so hard by southpaw christians they don't even get a pope with a red phone to god.
It's kinda spread between cashiers, cooks, surveillance, gaming agents, and security. Do you guys have customers that resemble the undead whenever it's late? Especially on Full Moons and the beginning of the month when everyone gets their welfare.
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AMEN
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Astrea was a fraud? wot? deepest lore
thanks for the mega this shit is gold
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How does he have a shield equipped as Warrior? Or is that just the armor? I haven't finished BBI.